SuperDarly: I'm Canadian and I signed it. I can't imagine the right wing whargarrbl that would spew forth if Obama actually attended a Fark party. "Obama has a beer with nerds and pedophiles!"
ZzeusS: I was a block away at the coffee shop when he came to Delray Beach. They said he was going to stop in, but he never did. Would have been kinda cool.
Bathia_Mapes: Bucky Katt: People's actual names instead of Fark handles? Bah!I signed up using my fark handle.
Marine1: I know that pimping crap is generally a dick move around here, but here's one I just made... I promise it doesn't suck.Petition.
The Token Man: Disgruntled Goat: Might want to reword the petition to be written in proper english.Seconded.
utsagrad123: MrBallou: ManateeGag: Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.I don't think the federal government can grant you that. nor will you find 25000 people who want YOU to have one.But you can find 25000 who want one.So make the petition be that every one who signs the petition will get a BJ from Scarlett. That would work. She's probably down.
ManateeGag: Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.I don't think the federal government can grant you that. nor will you find 25000 people who want YOU to have one.
Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.
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