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2012-11-13 10:19:11 PM  

cedarpark: SuperDarly: I'm Canadian and I signed it. I can't imagine the right wing whargarrbl that would spew forth if Obama actually attended a Fark party. "Obama has a beer with nerds and pedophiles!"

It's like a US Senate after-party!


And Canadians!
 
2012-11-13 10:21:35 PM  
No, we are not your personal army Drew.
 
2012-11-13 10:21:36 PM  
um do I have to create an account to sign it? Cause no.
 
2012-11-13 10:23:25 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: etherknot: You could also like; not run a window manager.

/rebel
//twm at minimum
///pun optional

LOL it's funny because wtf are you talking about?


Looks like a stray comment from the Linux thread
 
2012-11-13 10:25:33 PM  

ManateeGag: Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.

I don't think the federal government can grant you that. nor will you find 25000 people who want YOU to have one.


Don't listen to 'em shostie -- I'll sign yours if you sign mine.
 
2012-11-13 10:37:36 PM  
The President? At a fark party??? You guys using too many drugs. Do you know how short the approved list of security cleared attendees there would be? This is a worse idea than the car for Biden.
 
2012-11-13 10:41:57 PM  
He'll squeeze you in between golf and Leno.
 
2012-11-13 10:42:56 PM  

rocketpants: The Token Man: Disgruntled Goat: Might want to reword the petition to be written in proper english.

Seconded.

Thirded.

Hey, maybe we should start a petition to fix the grammar in this petition.


If enough people agree to start that petition, we could do it. We should start a petition for that.
 
2012-11-13 10:50:38 PM  
This effort is extremely...disappointing? It was like it was a kernel of an idea that wasn't previewed or expanded at all and went straight to the post stage. God, now it makes 4chan sound creative by default compared to Fark.
 
2012-11-13 10:54:28 PM  
Now the petition to deport petitioners was creative. That I used to be able to believe could have been created by a Farker.

/get off my lawn, newbies
 
2012-11-13 11:03:58 PM  

randomjsa: Unfortunately it's too much trouble.

How many of you want to go through the massive checks and such that would be required?


It's not that hard. I attended a party earlier this year where a former president was a guest. The secret service guys were pretty nice. Just had to submit DL and SSN ahead of time. My friends got clearance too, so the criteria cant be that bad.

I thought it was funny because they actually LOOK like secret service guys, earpiece and all. You would think they'd at least try not to stand out.
 
2012-11-13 11:27:58 PM  
These secession petitions are why we can't have nice things.
 
2012-11-13 11:36:22 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: These secession petitions are why we can't have nice things.


Shedding Texas, Alabama and Mississippi is not a nice thing?
 
2012-11-13 11:37:53 PM  
People's actual names instead of Fark handles? Bah!
 
2012-11-13 11:47:19 PM  
Signed!
 
2012-11-13 11:51:00 PM  

jaytkay: Britney Spear's Speculum: These secession petitions are why we can't have nice things.

Shedding Texas, Alabama and Mississippi is not a nice thing?


Trade off then. I considered the petition website a 'nice thing'
 
2012-11-14 12:04:06 AM  

sethen320: randomjsa: Unfortunately it's too much trouble.

How many of you want to go through the massive checks and such that would be required?

It's not that hard. I attended a party earlier this year where a former president was a guest. The secret service guys were pretty nice. Just had to submit DL and SSN ahead of time. My friends got clearance too, so the criteria cant be that bad.

I thought it was funny because they actually LOOK like secret service guys, earpiece and all. You would think they'd at least try not to stand out.


They probably have to conform to a type. Anyone who doesn't look the part is automatically screened out. A combat Marine Medal of Honor winner probably wouldn't make the cut if he was too short, unassuming or thin.
 
2012-11-14 12:06:08 AM  

Bucky Katt: People's actual names instead of Fark handles? Bah!


I signed up using my fark handle.
 
2012-11-14 12:10:13 AM  
I was hoping for a presidential recall.
 
2012-11-14 12:15:28 AM  
https://www.guerrillamail.com/

throw away e-mail to register
 
2012-11-14 12:16:28 AM  
 
2012-11-14 12:20:35 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Bucky Katt: People's actual names instead of Fark handles? Bah!

I signed up using my fark handle.


Me, too. I signed up using my fark handle.

Which is skinnyhead.
 
2012-11-14 02:52:40 AM  
#487. I hope that having to create an account doesn't put anyone off from signing that. It just takes a few seconds to do so.
 
2012-11-14 07:04:29 AM  
Geez.

Online petitions: "Democracy" for the lazy slackjawed masses. Put up a few more pointless petitions while you're at it.

Why don't you just pray for it to happen? You'll get the same result.
 
2012-11-14 07:20:17 AM  
have the President to attend?
 
2012-11-14 07:43:13 AM  

target="_blank">abhorrent1: have the President to attend?


Exactly, I weep for the future.
 
2012-11-14 08:10:42 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Cythraul: I can just imagine how the Secret Service will react to a gathering of Farkers.

I volunteer to be strip searched by at least five young, healthy male Secret Service agents. They can bring their weapons. And their guns.


I like the way you think.
 
2012-11-14 09:20:06 AM  

utsagrad123: MrBallou: ManateeGag: Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.

I don't think the federal government can grant you that. nor will you find 25000 people who want YOU to have one.

But you can find 25000 who want one.

So make the petition be that every one who signs the petition will get a BJ from Scarlett.


In a row?
 
2012-11-14 09:27:38 AM  
Looks like weedlord bonerhitler has a petition
Link NSFW
 
2012-11-14 10:34:49 AM  
I enjoy funny internet stuff as much as the next guy but all these dumb petitions to the White House cheapens what is otherwise an awesome idea. If enough people care about it, the president will address the issue. How long is that going to last if every petition that gets enough signatures is a joke?
 
2012-11-14 11:02:49 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: I enjoy funny internet stuff as much as the next guy but all these dumb petitions to the White House cheapens what is otherwise an awesome idea. If enough people care about it, the president will address the issue. How long is that going to last if every petition that gets enough signatures is a joke?


Agreed, it belittles the whole thing. This is nothing more than a schoolboy prank, then again, coming to fark for something more intellectual than a fart joke is like trying to get an erection to an episode of the Golden girls, if it happens the likelihood is it was an unintentional act on the part of the dick
 
2012-11-14 11:19:52 AM  

Arkanaut: utsagrad123: MrBallou: ManateeGag: Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.

I don't think the federal government can grant you that. nor will you find 25000 people who want YOU to have one.

But you can find 25000 who want one.

So make the petition be that every one who signs the petition will get a BJ from Scarlett.

In a row?


Well she'll need a break. Maybe 15 minute break every 1000 people or so? That should work.
 
2012-11-14 12:37:45 PM  

ManateeGag: ok, we can get this up to 25000 signatures.


Did we ever get Give Joe the Bird up to $25k? No? Then I'm not holding my breath.
 
2012-11-14 06:56:19 PM  
If this was merged this with Giving Joe The Bird, I'm in.
 
2012-11-14 08:11:49 PM  

jaytkay: AverageAmericanGuy: etherknot: You could also like; not run a window manager.

LOL it's funny because wtf are you talking about?

Looks like a stray comment from the Linux thread


I'm going to start a petition prohibiting extended computer use with multiple browser tabs.
 
2012-11-15 06:14:58 PM  
http://i49.tinypic.com/zmz29h.jpg

The Only Petition I Wrote And The Only Other Petition I Signed.
 
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