queezyweezel: So...who wants to be #22,543?
Cythraul: I can just imagine how the Secret Service will react to a gathering of Farkers.
Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.
Marine1: I know that pimping crap is generally a dick move around here, but here's one I just made... I promise it doesn't suck.Petition.
grimlock1972: Signed but i question weather all farkers can pass a background check to allow them to be near the POTUS.
SuperDarly: I'm Canadian and I signed it. I can't imagine the right wing whargarrbl that would spew forth if Obama actually attended a Fark party. "Obama has a beer with nerds and pedophiles!"
KrispyKritter: There is not a white man in america that man wants to have a drink with.
etherknot: You could also like; not run a window manager./rebel//twm at minimum///pun optional
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