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2012-11-13 07:25:21 PM  
If you're going to submit a petition for the President to do something, maybe you should spend 20 seconds proofing it before you hit submit. Otherwise you just look like a dick.
 
2012-11-13 07:25:50 PM  
"Drew Curtis is at Fark Satellite Office at The White House"

I like it. Signed!
 
2012-11-13 07:26:14 PM  
Pretty sure the president doesn't want to hang out with the dorks on here (especially Drew :)
 
2012-11-13 07:26:20 PM  
I signed it, but in protest.

Screw Drew. I gots to get mine.
 
2012-11-13 07:29:02 PM  

queezyweezel:
So...who wants to be #22,543?


*raises hand sheepishly*

/ better than nothing
// hello herpes, my old friend
/// i've come to talk with you again
 
2012-11-13 07:31:16 PM  
I'm Canadian and I signed it. I can't imagine the right wing whargarrbl that would spew forth if Obama actually attended a Fark party. "Obama has a beer with nerds and pedophiles!"
 
2012-11-13 07:33:56 PM  
bmadore.squarespace.com

/Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
 
2012-11-13 07:38:42 PM  

Cythraul: I can just imagine how the Secret Service will react to a gathering of Farkers.


so a fark party that none of us will be allowed to attend.
 
2012-11-13 07:45:14 PM  
The thing to ask yourself is, if you are elected President, who do you want to have a beer with?

I'm thinking Clint Eastwood.

He seems like a great guy to have a beer with, even if he is a crazy Republican who talks to chairs. In fact, he is probably the only Republican I would let near the President of the United States with a chair, let alone the kind of firepower that Clint Eastwood presumably carries when he checks the sidewalks of Carmel-by-the-Sea for bubblegum and ice cream drips. I assume he is still Mayor because he once was and Hollywood actors never change.
 
2012-11-13 07:46:46 PM  
The White House web site is not your playground, children. Grow the fark up.

Do something useful and sign the petition for Texas to secede.

Yay Texas secession!

/ Illinois resident
// Link
 
2012-11-13 07:47:00 PM  

Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.


I am sorry but the United States Government can not get behind that request as it might be illegal.

But nice try, Mr. President. Say "hi" to Hillary for us if you see her!
 
2012-11-13 07:47:48 PM  
Signed. Dibs on finger-trapping Scarlett Johannson with Shostie. No homo.
 
2012-11-13 07:48:32 PM  

Cythraul: I can just imagine how the Secret Service will react to a gathering of Farkers.


IT. IS. TIME.

FOR. EVERY. ONE.

TO PANIC.

How about that? Plausible? Likely? Dead cert?
 
2012-11-13 07:51:07 PM  
Try not reading my last post in William Shatner's voice.

Not the same, is it?
 
2012-11-13 07:52:42 PM  
Probably one of the most productive things he'd do all year.
 
2012-11-13 07:54:42 PM  
Unfortunately it's too much trouble.

How many of you want to go through the massive checks and such that would be required?
 
2012-11-13 07:55:13 PM  
129 signatures.
24871 to go.
 
2012-11-13 07:56:01 PM  
I know that pimping crap is generally a dick move around here, but here's one I just made... I promise it doesn't suck.

Petition.
 
2012-11-13 07:56:32 PM  
Nope.



I'd sincerely hope our president has more important things to do.
 
2012-11-13 07:56:48 PM  
signed. I am signee number 125.

also posted it to facebook.
 
2012-11-13 07:57:41 PM  

Marine1: I know that pimping crap is generally a dick move around here, but here's one I just made... I promise it doesn't suck.

Petition.


no, in fact it does not suck.
 
2012-11-13 07:59:51 PM  
Voiceofreason01 Cythraul: I can just imagine how the Secret Service will react to a gathering of Farkers.

so a fark party that none of us will be allowed to attend.


Came for THIS. Leaving, etc, etc.
 
2012-11-13 08:01:40 PM  
Only if the Fark party he attends is in Toronto.
come on... that would be pretty epic...
no..?

Phrozen
 
2012-11-13 08:03:30 PM  
I signed. Maybe by the time it finishes VP Biden will have his sweet ride they could roll to the party in.
 
2012-11-13 08:06:19 PM  
In the words of my 8 year old daughter, Lame!!!!!!
 
2012-11-13 08:12:33 PM  

Marine1: I know that pimping crap is generally a dick move around here, but here's one I just made... I promise it doesn't suck.

Petition.


Let's hope that whole "metric vs avoirdupois" mix-up doesn't happen on this trip.
 
2012-11-13 08:13:01 PM  
I think I'm going to start a petition to shut down that goddam petition site.
 
2012-11-13 08:14:55 PM  
Signed
 
2012-11-13 08:16:36 PM  
We the people petitions have suddenly become the Gangnam Style of Fark posts!
 
2012-11-13 08:24:37 PM  
Signed. Booze-related petitions may well be the most productive kind. After all, the last one to get a response yielded exactly what it was looking for: a beer recipe.
 
2012-11-13 08:31:32 PM  

Cythraul: I can just imagine how the Secret Service will react to a gathering of Farkers.


Now that's entertainment.
 
2012-11-13 08:39:37 PM  
And branch out into more of the government's grid? No thank you.
 
2012-11-13 08:41:08 PM  
 
2012-11-13 08:41:59 PM  
Signed but i question weather all farkers can pass a background check to allow them to be near the POTUS.
 
2012-11-13 08:45:08 PM  
I'm in.
 
2012-11-13 08:46:29 PM  
Signed!
 
2012-11-13 08:48:15 PM  
Drew Curtis doesn't deserve the fifteen minutes he's already been given. The WH website is as laughable as this one is.
 
2012-11-13 08:58:14 PM  
signed. Let's get him hammered. Think of some good drinking games
 
2012-11-13 09:05:32 PM  
Rocketpants: I agree about the h.

Disgruntled Goat and others: Who created that heading? Obviously they skipped school more than they should have?

I would sign the petition to fix the grammar, bring it on please.

Disgruntled Goat,
Why are you no longer 'gruntled'?
 
2012-11-13 09:07:14 PM  

grimlock1972: Signed but i question weather all farkers can pass a background check to allow them to be near the POTUS.


Oh, I highly doubt the President would attend a fark party. Security would be an utter nightmare for the Secret Service.

On the other hand, Drew having a beer with the President at the White House is pretty doable.
 
2012-11-13 09:17:56 PM  
There is not a white man in america that man wants to have a drink with. Didn't any of you read the presidents books?
 
2012-11-13 09:23:01 PM  
Isn't Drew a Ron Paul guy?
Did Fark ever Give Joe the Derp?
 
2012-11-13 09:28:09 PM  

SuperDarly: I'm Canadian and I signed it. I can't imagine the right wing whargarrbl that would spew forth if Obama actually attended a Fark party. "Obama has a beer with nerds and pedophiles!"


It's like a US Senate after-party!
 
2012-11-13 09:34:35 PM  

Cythraul: I can just imagine how the Secret Service will react to a gathering of Farkers.


I volunteer to be strip searched by at least five young, healthy male Secret Service agents. They can bring their weapons. And their guns.
 
2012-11-13 09:40:29 PM  
I'm surprised there are only 200-odd signatures. I thought calling on the Power of Fark would be a bit more powerful.

Since you're over there anyway putting signatures on stuff, how about supporting some other good causes?

Link
Link
Link
 
2012-11-13 09:42:05 PM  
And the circlejerk reaches new levels.
 
2012-11-13 09:43:28 PM  

KrispyKritter: There is not a white man in america that man wants to have a drink with.


Drew does not drink with white people?

I did not know that.
 
2012-11-13 09:48:34 PM  
grimlock1972 - Signed but i question weather all farkers can pass a background check to allow them to be near the POTUS.

I have a secret security clearance. I get to go to the front of the line ;}

/seriously
 
2012-11-13 10:10:38 PM  
You could also like; not run a window manager.

/rebel
//twm at minimum
///pun optional
 
2012-11-13 10:15:05 PM  

etherknot: You could also like; not run a window manager.

/rebel
//twm at minimum
///pun optional


LOL it's funny because wtf are you talking about?
 
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