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		Finally, a petition that every Farker can get behind (petitions.whitehouse.gov)		136
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Langston		2012-11-13 02:44:36 PM

That would be awesome

El_Frijole_Blanco		2012-11-13 02:45:41 PM

I signed it

Shostie		2012-11-13 02:47:54 PM

Goin' for the easy green, eh, subby?

ManateeGag		2012-11-13 02:56:31 PM

ok, we can get this up to 25000 signatures.

Shostie		2012-11-13 02:58:47 PM

I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.

Blues_X		2012-11-13 02:59:46 PM

I kind of like this one:

Make Duncan Trussell the Emperor Of Planet Earth

We petition the Obama administration to construct an iron throne made of meteorites and incinerated pope penises upon which the new emperor of planet earth Duncan Trussell can reign supreme.

Attached to the throne should be a surgical straw connected to an endless quantity of fresh fetal stem cells upon which our Lord may suckle as the people of the world petition him for mercy or offer him their children and livestock.

ManateeGag		2012-11-13 03:05:02 PM

Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.

I don't think the federal government can grant you that. nor will you find 25000 people who want YOU to have one.

MrBallou		2012-11-13 03:11:37 PM

ManateeGag: Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.

I don't think the federal government can grant you that. nor will you find 25000 people who want YOU to have one.

But you can find 25000 who want one.

Shostie		2012-11-13 03:12:02 PM

Cythraul		2012-11-13 03:14:10 PM

I can just imagine how the Secret Service will react to a gathering of Farkers.

utsagrad123		2012-11-13 03:56:21 PM

MrBallou: ManateeGag: Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.

I don't think the federal government can grant you that. nor will you find 25000 people who want YOU to have one.

But you can find 25000 who want one.

So make the petition be that every one who signs the petition will get a BJ from Scarlett. That would work. She's probably down.

Elandriel		2012-11-13 04:14:31 PM

utsagrad123: MrBallou: ManateeGag: Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.

I don't think the federal government can grant you that. nor will you find 25000 people who want YOU to have one.

But you can find 25000 who want one.

So make the petition be that every one who signs the petition will get a BJ from Scarlett. That would work. She's probably down.

If not down, she'll be going there soon enough.

BSABSVR		2012-11-13 04:14:57 PM

Only if the liberty derp squad has to show up too.

queezyweezel		2012-11-13 04:19:02 PM

Bathia_Mapes		2012-11-13 04:30:54 PM

Okay, signed.

Good luck, Drew!

SilentStrider		2012-11-13 04:35:52 PM

Yeah I'll be signing this later.

Krymson Tyde		2012-11-13 04:53:15 PM

I signed it, but if it's a Fark party it better be in the greater Chattanooga metropolitan area so I can attend dammit!

quatchi		2012-11-13 04:54:37 PM

Beer is good.

thismomentinblackhistory		2012-11-13 05:23:14 PM

Just PM him on Reddit.

Ennuipoet		2012-11-13 06:25:42 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Just PM him on Reddit.

Actually, I suspect he trolls the Politics Tab as the Derpiest McDerpson on Fark.

bulldg4life		2012-11-13 06:49:57 PM

Ennuipoet: thismomentinblackhistory: Just PM him on Reddit.

Actually, I suspect he trolls the Politics Tab as the Derpiest McDerpson on Fark.

Skinnyhead...

topcon		2012-11-13 06:50:42 PM

How about have the government subsidize Give Joe the Bird so it can fill out that last $10,000 that it's been stuck on for a month.

marius2		2012-11-13 06:50:48 PM

Shostie: Goin' for the easy green, eh, subby?

jaybeezey		2012-11-13 06:51:54 PM

So is this going to be the new thing now, because i'm already bored with it?

skinink		2012-11-13 06:52:08 PM

Heineken! Fark that shiat, PABST BLUE RIBBON!

ZzeusS		2012-11-13 06:52:23 PM

I was a block away at the coffee shop when he came to Delray Beach. They said he was going to stop in, but he never did. Would have been kinda cool.

Misconduc		2012-11-13 06:53:13 PM

Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.

This is something I can get behind, both political parties however? not so much.

Gyrfalcon		2012-11-13 06:53:51 PM

What if we get the requisite number of signatures...and he says "OK, sure!"

meddleRPI		2012-11-13 06:54:54 PM

ZzeusS: I was a block away at the coffee shop when he came to Delray Beach. They said he was going to stop in, but he never did. Would have been kinda cool.

Drew can be fickle like that.

Tumunga		2012-11-13 06:55:28 PM

No. Obama's had enough beer drinking for 8 years. Obama needs to get his ass to work.

dericwater		2012-11-13 06:55:31 PM

MrBallou: ManateeGag: Shostie: I'm going to start a petition for a blowjob from Scarlett Johansson.

I don't think the federal government can grant you that. nor will you find 25000 people who want YOU to have one.

But you can find 25000 who want one.

That'll be some amazing bukakke. Hope they record the whole thing.

imapirate		2012-11-13 06:55:42 PM

I signed. If we can get Biden a Trans Am, we can get Drew a beer with the President. Make it happen, buttholes.

rocketpants		2012-11-13 06:57:04 PM

The lowercase 'h' is bothering me.

edmo		2012-11-13 07:00:52 PM

MixedNut		2012-11-13 07:01:24 PM

Nope

de_Selby		2012-11-13 07:01:58 PM

signed

Disgruntled Goat		2012-11-13 07:06:30 PM

Might want to reword the petition to be written in proper english.

rev. dave		2012-11-13 07:06:40 PM

Hell yeah!

Infobahn		2012-11-13 07:06:52 PM

Just as long as the slugs at Reddit don't steal the idea. They steal everything.

/signed

Biness		2012-11-13 07:07:42 PM

I'm going to petition that we stop petitioning.

/we're not gonna protest!

Umfufu		2012-11-13 07:08:11 PM

Promoted on FB too :)

olddinosaur		2012-11-13 07:10:13 PM

Sounds good to me.

The more time he spends drinking beer, the less time he has to make us all miserable.

bim1154		2012-11-13 07:15:01 PM

Not every farker.

thisisyourbrainonFark		2012-11-13 07:15:26 PM

Of course it contains a typo.

Lunaville		2012-11-13 07:16:18 PM

I can't figure out what my password is.:(

reverend maynard		2012-11-13 07:16:24 PM

Have the president to attend - Really? No need to proof read when petitioning the President. This got killed dead before it even left the ground.

The Token Man		2012-11-13 07:17:54 PM

Disgruntled Goat: Might want to reword the petition to be written in proper english.

Seconded.

CapeFearCadaver		2012-11-13 07:19:58 PM

Still waiting for my confirmation email so I can sign...

rocketpants		2012-11-13 07:22:34 PM

The Token Man: Disgruntled Goat: Might want to reword the petition to be written in proper english.

Seconded.

Thirded.

Hey, maybe we should start a petition to fix the grammar in this petition.