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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Jenna Jameson ordered to pay $92,000 for stiffing movie theater goers   (suntimes.com) divider line 60
    More: Ironic, Jenna Jameson, DuPage County, Illinois, Ted Bulthaup  
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2012-11-13 05:13:27 PM  
Not with a ten foot pole, Subby.

Nope not touching that headline, no siree bub!
 
2012-11-13 07:36:47 PM  
In other news, Jenna Jameson comes out of retirement to do more porn
 
2012-11-13 07:37:39 PM  
The "Hollywood Palms" cinema?!

Tell me not serious.
 
2012-11-13 07:37:45 PM  
Meh; the movie isn't that good anyway.
 
2012-11-13 07:38:28 PM  

quatchi: Not with a ten foot pole, Subby.

Nope not touching that headline, no siree bub!


I wouldn't even touch her with my two foot pole.
 
2012-11-13 07:39:19 PM  
It's not clear how easily the damages can be collected from the actress

I can think of some ways...
 
2012-11-13 07:39:20 PM  
And it's ironic because you wouldn't expect Jenna Jameson to stiff movie theater goers?
 
2012-11-13 07:40:06 PM  

zodar99: And it's ironic because you wouldn't expect Jenna Jameson to stiff movie theater goers?


Have you seen her lately?
 
2012-11-13 07:42:34 PM  

Mega Steve: In other news, Jenna Jameson comes out of retirement to do more porn


Hell no! She's overrated for a job where all she needs to do is blow guys and fark on camera. Her name still isn't enough for me to want to rent "Zombie Strippers".
 
2012-11-13 07:44:02 PM  
By the way, didn't she used to have nice taits and be more healthy looking, like a normal sammich eater?
 
2012-11-13 07:44:36 PM  
Is the headline a penis joke?

/penis
 
2012-11-13 07:46:34 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: The "Hollywood Palms" cinema?!

Tell me not serious.


Better than "The Hairless Palms"
 
2012-11-13 07:48:07 PM  

libranoelrose: Is the headline a penis joke?

/penis


Either that or a cadaver joke.

/cadaver
 
2012-11-13 07:49:45 PM  
Her no-show left a big hole in the festivities.
 
2012-11-13 07:52:49 PM  
What a Fluff piece.
 
2012-11-13 07:53:39 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: By the way, didn't she used to have nice taits and be more healthy looking, like a normal sammich eater?


She went crazy with the surgery like most aging porn stars. At the first sign of crow's feet they run to the nearest upstairs Hollywood plastic surgeon who just got off the boat from Armenia. They come out looking like something from Fischer-Price.
 
2012-11-13 07:54:22 PM  
Meh, Stormy Daniels was better..
 
2012-11-13 07:54:23 PM  
www.imamuseum.org
Sued after not getting stiffed by her.
Waited and waited to touch her with his ... sized pole.
 
2012-11-13 07:57:13 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: MelGoesOnTour: By the way, didn't she used to have nice taits and be more healthy looking, like a normal sammich eater?

She went crazy with the surgery like most aging porn stars. At the first sign of crow's feet they run to the nearest upstairs Hollywood plastic surgeon who just got off the boat from Armenia. They come out looking like something from Fischer-Price.


GIS for Fischer-Price:

Link
 
2012-11-13 07:58:51 PM  
Jenna Jameson is still with us?
 
2012-11-13 08:00:29 PM  
what's wrong with you people? i can still fap to Ms. Jameson, in spite of her age and cosmetic difficulties. you're all just a bunch of haters!

wpc.556e.edgecastcdn.net
 
2012-11-13 08:02:25 PM  

skinink: Mega Steve: In other news, Jenna Jameson comes out of retirement to do more porn

Hell no! She's overrated for a job where all she needs to do is blow guys and fark on camera. Her name still isn't enough for me to want to rent "Zombie Strippers".


good news, you can watch it for free on crackle.com.
 
2012-11-13 08:03:43 PM  
I bet you Fred Willard threw a hissy fit.
 
2012-11-13 08:05:44 PM  

My Yali or Yours: I bet you Fred Willard threw a hissy fit.


"Wha' hppened?!"
 
2012-11-13 08:08:21 PM  
www.breathe-easier.com
 
2012-11-13 08:15:44 PM  
Faces of Porn

media.onsugar.com

4.bp.blogspot.com

a57.foxnews.com

2.bp.blogspot.com

4.bp.blogspot.com 

/would still hit it all week and twice on Sunday
 
2012-11-13 08:17:44 PM  
how much plastic surgery can the human body endure?
 
2012-11-13 08:25:10 PM  

Cewley: how much plastic surgery can the human body endure?


Joan Rivers...need I say more
 
2012-11-13 08:50:45 PM  
doubt any ticket buyer will be seeing refund coin. much like when government goes after some corporation that allegedly screwed the people, it seems the people getting screwed never get compensation.
 
2012-11-13 08:53:23 PM  

Cewley: how much plastic surgery can the human body endure?



Before it turns into:

www.wewititla.com

you mean?
 
2012-11-13 08:54:51 PM  

Banned on the Run: Faces of Porn

[media.onsugar.com image 550x422]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 785x767]

[a57.foxnews.com image 660x371]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 376x490]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x600] 

/would still hit it all week and twice on Sunday


What's that "thing" at the bottom??
 
2012-11-13 08:56:17 PM  

JacksonBryan: Cewley: how much plastic surgery can the human body endure?

Joan Rivers...need I say more


i.imgur.com

/ this is now a catmantuesday thread
 
2012-11-13 09:04:09 PM  
Hey, Hollywood Palms! I've been there a few times, to see Raiders of the Lost Ark with Karen Allen being the guest, and Back to the Future with Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson, Claudia Wells, and James Tolkan. One of the theaters has a bunch of the set pieces from Legends of the Hidden Temple, including Olmec.
 
2012-11-13 09:06:10 PM  

Omahawg: what's wrong with you people? i can still fap to Ms. Jameson, in spite of her age and cosmetic difficulties. you're all just a bunch of haters!

[wpc.556e.edgecastcdn.net image 450x300]


Why the picture of Jacko?
 
2012-11-13 09:12:24 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: MelGoesOnTour: By the way, didn't she used to have nice taits and be more healthy looking, like a normal sammich eater?

She went crazy with the surgery like most aging porn stars. At the first sign of crow's feet they run to the nearest upstairs Hollywood plastic surgeon who just got off the boat from Armenia. They come out looking like something from Fischer-Price.

GIS for Fischer-Price:

Link


Were Disney characters descended from lamprey eels? Those things are scary, doubly so in the contest of this thread.
 
2012-11-13 09:17:43 PM  
The real news is that porn theaters are still in existence.
 
2012-11-13 09:28:43 PM  
That'll teach her not to snub a wholesome family friendly podunk backwater like Naperville so she can hang out with gossipmonger scum.

Go girl! Haters gonna hate!
 
2012-11-13 10:01:39 PM  

LOTN: JacksonBryan: Cewley: how much plastic surgery can the human body endure?

Joan Rivers...need I say more

[i.imgur.com image 770x334]

/ this is now a catmantuesday thread


wtf is that abomination
 
2012-11-13 10:02:07 PM  

skinink: Mega Steve: In other news, Jenna Jameson comes out of retirement to do more porn

Hell no! She's overrated for a job where all she needs to do is blow guys and fark on camera. Her name still isn't enough for me to want to rent "Zombie Strippers".


Why should you? Porn is free on the interwebz. But you knew that.

sued after seeing video of her attending a birthday party in Hollywood for celebrity blogger Perez Hilton on one of those nights.

I'd sue too. Paris Hilton I might pay $1.99 for, but Perez? Oh hell naw.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-11-13 10:09:48 PM  
Methinks subby has it backwards. Jenna is the stiffee, not the stiffer.

/gaddam that reads awful no matter how i try to word it.
 
2012-11-13 10:14:36 PM  
Good. I went to Erotica L.A. in like 2007 and she was suppose to show up. She didn't. Waited 2 hours in line too.
 
2012-11-13 10:16:13 PM  
I watched this a few years back. Rather than being a porno, it's more of a hack exploitation thing. Random gratuitous nakey boobs, low rent blood'n'guts effects, etc.

And Jenna's acting is as stiff as her concrete boobs.
 
2012-11-13 10:34:52 PM  
She's looking a bit rough in that picture. Maybe time to recycle.
 
2012-11-13 10:39:48 PM  

LOTN:

/ this is now a catmantuesday thread


You know, I never see "cat" when I see these people. What is cat-like about this? It's terrifying! The teeth, what ARE those things in the front?
 
2012-11-13 11:01:33 PM  

skinink: Mega Steve: In other news, Jenna Jameson comes out of retirement to do more porn

Hell no! She's overrated for a job where all she needs to do is blow guys and fark on camera. Her name still isn't enough for me to want to rent "Zombie Strippers".


I saw it for free on On Demand. Never quite got the concept where strippers would want to literally eat their customers. Seemed like a bad business decision.
 
2012-11-13 11:16:14 PM  
that's pretty shiatty of her to let down the fans who support her. she should go suck a bag of dicks.
 
2012-11-13 11:24:30 PM  

ltdanman44: wtf is that abomination


Dead now. Committed suicide. Look down on the main page.
 
2012-11-14 12:16:54 AM  
NSFW Link to Jenna's best flick

Remember, in porn the more famous you get the less farking you have to do.
 
2012-11-14 12:31:29 AM  
When she was in her prime, she was THE hottest porn star on the planet. 

THE PLANET!!
 
2012-11-14 12:53:58 AM  

illannoyin: NSFW Link to Jenna's best flick

Remember, in porn the more famous you get the less farking you have to do.


That's the era she was best during. Not boney, minimal plastic surgery (in comparisson to now). Asia Carrerra was pretty nice in that one too if I remember correctly.
 
2012-11-14 01:04:57 AM  

Banned on the Run: Faces of Porn

[media.onsugar.com image 550x422]


I think I have a video of her from around that era. Back when she would still do a guy instead of just making noises with other women somewhere else in the room.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 785x767]

[a57.foxnews.com image 660x371]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 376x490]


Around that time, before she retired, I got to meet her in person. Her left asscheek is incredibly soft.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x600]

...oi.

To be fair, she's probably aged better than I have.
 
2012-11-14 01:31:15 AM  

fanbladesaresharp: skinink: Mega Steve: In other news, Jenna Jameson comes out of retirement to do more porn

Hell no! She's overrated for a job where all she needs to do is blow guys and fark on camera. Her name still isn't enough for me to want to rent "Zombie Strippers".

Why should you? Porn is free on the interwebz. But you knew that.

sued after seeing video of her attending a birthday party in Hollywood for celebrity blogger Perez Hilton on one of those nights.

I'd sue too. Paris Hilton I might pay $1.99 for, but Perez? Oh hell naw.


This. Isn't being friends with that nitrous oxide-addled, self important, douchenozzle hack punishment enough?
 
2012-11-14 02:44:00 AM  

LOTN: JacksonBryan: Cewley: how much plastic surgery can the human body endure?

Joan Rivers...need I say more

[i.imgur.com image 770x334]

/ this is now a catmantuesday thread


Poor guy. R.I.P. Cat man.
 
2012-11-14 02:58:42 AM  
Dope sick is still sick. Everyone knows you can't find quality heroin in Illinois.
 
2012-11-14 03:27:20 AM  
I still think that using pictures of porn stars' faces for identification is a bit futile. Who's spent enough time looking at her face to be able to match it with a name?

/Big fan of wattle.
 
2012-11-14 06:24:28 AM  

Mr. Ekshun: I still think that using pictures of porn stars' faces for identification is a bit futile.


What, you're going to be able to differentiate between two porn stars by their mechanically-identical Frankentits?!? There are so many copies of Part #12244000023-1b out there that they could be a powerful political party, not just like-minded customers.
 
2012-11-14 08:20:57 AM  

iheartscotch: Meh; the movie isn't that good anyway.


I rather liked it. For the plot, of course.
 
2012-11-14 09:30:53 AM  
In other news. You are fine if you are only sick for 24 hours. Spread the germs baby. Movie goers won't get that full experience unless they're puking from what you give them.
 
2012-11-14 09:31:35 AM  

Allen. The end.: R.I.P. Cat man.


God damn it.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-14 01:56:08 PM  

Barnstormer: iheartscotch: Meh; the movie isn't that good anyway.

I rather liked it. For the plot, of course.


me and the wife watched it.. it was so bad it was good.. in that scifi original movie way
 
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