Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(BBC)   Vegetative patient clinically shown to be conscious after 12 years, has limited communication, given job greenlighting Fark links   ( ) divider line
    More: Weird, Scott Routley, Fark, University of Western Ontario, Canadian Man, MIND Institute  
•       •       •

6538 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Nov 2012 at 4:45 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2012-11-13 04:57:47 PM  
3 votes:

Two16: [ image 400x295]

even brain dead I'll bet she could spell "jealous"
2012-11-13 05:09:37 PM  
1 vote:
2012-11-13 04:58:43 PM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: Some people don't view that as a life they'd want to live.

Ingrates! I get to pee in a bag AND someone else cleans it up? brb, signing up for backyard wrestling.
2012-11-13 04:54:00 PM  
1 vote:
+1 for subby
+2 for modmin (and that's the first, and probably last, time I've ever said that)
2012-11-13 04:53:19 PM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: Ladies and gentlemen...

There's a reason for advanced care planning and directives. 99.995% of people who end up like this will never be like this.

Ask yourself what you'd want your life to be like. If you view being cared for 24/7, while defecating and urinating onto yourself constantly or into a bag, being fed through a tube in your stomach that frequently leaked or caused skin infections, and constantly having to be treated through numerous respiratory infections, urosepsis, and skin breakdowns/ulcerations is worth it.

Some people don't view that as a life they'd want to live.

Don't you go gettin' all death panel on me!
2012-11-13 04:34:28 PM  
1 vote:
Apparently he ain't vegetative enough to greenlight mine

/get me a hammer
2012-11-13 04:26:49 PM  
1 vote:
Dude was just going for the Guiness Book record for laziness, and he NAILED IT!
2012-11-13 04:08:57 PM  
1 vote:
Are you in any pain? Blink zero times for no.
2012-11-13 03:37:57 PM  
1 vote:
Let me guess, he's a republican
Displayed 9 of 9 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.