Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

I know most of the people on that site, and I've been racking my brain all day trying to figure out which one of them would do this intentionally. I know a couple who I'd believe capable of doing it through inattention or incompetence, but none with sheer appetite for destruction to do it purposefully.

Drew: I can say with 100% confidence that Farkers indeed do work there

Yep. And I know who at least one of 'em is. But I ain't sayin'.

Gordon Bennett: Dancin_In_Anson: Hair pie

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Oooo, got one more. Robster Craw.

"What the fark are robster craws?"

Gordon Bennett: One night in 2004 a news station in Virginia allowed snow closures to be submitted online.


The thread.

Skyfrog: Gordon Bennett: One night in 2004 a news station in Virginia allowed snow closures to be submitted online.


The thread.

I love these so much! Scampering off to read old thread.

LMAO!!!!!

LiberalZombie: I have not laughed that hard in a LONG TIME.

Hilarious thread! I just about pissed myself when I saw Colonel Angus Chicken

Skywolf Philosopher: SnyderCat: uttertosh: Biness: Dancin_In_Anson: A
Abyss, The
Afro clam
Almeja
Axe wound

B
Bacon strip
Badly wrapped kebab
Bajingo
Bald man in a boat
BAP (Bad Ass Pussy)
Bologna curtains
Baloney sandwich
Bearded clam
Bearded taco
Beaver
Beaver Cleaver
Beefgina
Beef curtain
Beef garage
Beef jacket
Bermuda triangle
Biff
Biffen
Birdy
Birth cannon
biatchcake
Bizzle
Black cat with its throat cut
Black hole Of Calcoonta
Blood tap
Blurt
Bone hone
Bone yard
Booger
Boogina
Bottomless pit
Box
Box lunch at the Y
Boy in the boat
Breakfast
Breakfast of champions
Buhgina
Bulldog's lip
Bunny
Bush

C
Cake
Camel hoof
Camel toe
Camp coochie
Catcher's mitt
Catfish
Cathedral
Cathouse
Cauliflower
Cave
Cha-cha
Chia pet
Chocha
Choochi snorcher
Chopped ham
Chuff
Chumino
Clam
Clamato fountain
Clamburger
Clodge
Clown's pocket
Cock cave
Cock cozy
Cock garage
Cock holster
Cock milk
Cock pit
Cock pocket
Cock sheath
Cock socket
Cock tub
Cockwash
Cod canal
Concha
Conill
Cooch
Coochie
Cookie
Coon
Coonie
Coont
Cootch
Cooter
Cooz(e)
Cradle of filth
Creamery, The
Crotch cobbler
Crotch mackerel
Crotch taco
Cum bucket
Cum canal
Cum catcher
Cum dumpster
Cum target
Cunny
****
coonti

D
Dank diner
Delta of Venus
Dent
Dick dent
Dick depot
Dick dock
Dick drive
Dick holster
Dick sharpener
Dick shed
Dick's crib
Dicky Dino
Dirty cumpie
Ditch
Divit
DNA dumpster
DNA slurpee machine
Dripping slit
Droog
Dyke snack

E
Easy bake oven
Everlasting Gobstuffer

F
Fadge
Fandango
Fertile delta, The
Festering wound
Filthy hatchet wound
Finger warmer
Fish factory
Fish fanny
Fish hole
Fish pie
Fish taco
Flaming lips
Flange
Flesh curtains
Flesh flute case
Flesh tuxedo
Flesh wallet
Flesh wound
Flounder, The
Flower
Fluff
Fluffy sausage wallet
Fluttering love wallet
Foo foo
Foof
Foofy bird
Fortune nookie
Foster home of Peter the Orphan
Foufoune
Four-lipped man eater
Framazama
French poodle
Front-butt
Frothing gash
fark hole
Fuffle
Fun bun
Fun tunnel
Fur pie
Furback turtle
Furburger
Furby
Furry horse collar
Furry front bottom
Fuzz ...

Let's just keep on quoting this as if the first one wasn't enough!!!!

Dancin_In_Anson:


C'mon...everybody knows you have to use the Proper Words

St_Francis_P: KMGH-TV producer Deb Stanley told Raw Story that the wrong book cover had been "mistakenly picked up off the Internet" and aired

It's getting so you can't use random stuff from the internet without looking at it first.

This. This. This.

It's getting so you have to watch a .gif file for like a whole hour now to be sure it doesn't change into something else on ya.

unclemongo: Drew: I can say with 100% confidence that Farkers indeed do work there

Yep. And I know who at least one of 'em is. But I ain't sayin'.

Well STFU then.

sandbar67: LiberalZombie: I have not laughed that hard in a LONG TIME.

Hilarious thread! I just about pissed myself when I saw Colonel Angus Chicken

Colonel Angus always leaves you wanting more

You left 'Zorch' off the list.

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Remember this night, it involved a lot of laughs and whiskey. My cheeks hurt the next day...

I'd be in hysterics if I saw that live. Especially with the reporter talking so seriously above it all.

Somebody done brang teh FUNNEE!

tnpir: Mentalpatient87: "Snatch" has got to be the funniest name for the vagina ever.

I don't know...."clam" always made me laugh like a nine-year-old boy.

Meat wallet

suburbanguy: Isildur: Bahahaha

/also, shorten your quotes people, FFS. We get it - it's a long list

Mobile Fark doesn't allow you to edit quoted text.


Then:
1. Switch to non-mobile Fark to make that reply.
or
2. Instead of hitting the mobile "Reply" button, select the username (and maybe part of the comment text) and copy & paste it (most smartphones can now do that) into a new message.
or
3. Just manually type "Golly, <b>Dancin_In_Anson</b>, that list was swell!" or "Jolly good show, <b>Dancin_In_Anson</b>, old chap!" or whatever.

No.

MrBallou: Did the cute woman in the photo know at that point what the slide said? She looks a little disconcerted.

I don't think you understand. It was a photoshop from a pic taken from online, and then reposted.

Sometimes I think Fark has an archaic quote/reply system then I see a list of vag-slang quoted 10+ times and I'm assured it is the best system.

suburbanguy: No.

Terse, irrational defiance! So edgy! *swoon*

And yes, I suppose that could be option 4 -- replying without even identifying the person to whom you're responding, with the consequence that there's no chance they'll get a notification (and even ctrl-F-ing for their own name won't alert them to your reply), and thereby running a high risk that they won't even notice your reply. Except that's just dumb and needlessly lazy.

But if you'd rather make some weird point by continuing to repost pages of text, no matter how foolishly "oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer" it looks, that's your choice to make, I guess. Have fun with that.

Isildur: suburbanguy: No.

Terse, irrational defiance! So edgy! *swoon*

And yes, I suppose that could be option 4 -- replying without even identifying the person to whom you're responding, with the consequence that there's no chance they'll get a notification (and even ctrl-F-ing for their own name won't alert them to your reply), and thereby running a high risk that they won't even notice your reply. Except that's just dumb and needlessly lazy.

But if you'd rather make some weird point by continuing to repost pages of text, no matter how foolishly "oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer" it looks, that's your choice to make, I guess. Have fun with that.

But- it DID work - you're back commenting again. Also, you sure waste a lot of time complaining about wasting time... You know what's even easier than complaining to posters who quote long posts? JUST SCROLLING PAST THEM!!

Smelly Pirate Hooker: OK, this is my second-favorite story of the day.

I wonder what he calls his peen. Or what she calls it.

Tomahawk? Bunker Buster? The Howitzer?

I gotta know. Maybe it'll be in her next book.

Nope.

uttertosh: saturn badger: Is this sidebar story the definition of irony?


Short answer? No.

+1

Spam Pajamas: Mentalpatient87: "Snatch" has got to be the funniest name for the vagina ever.

I'm divorced so it's the ex-box.

There's usually a reason for divorce....

Isildur: suburbanguy: No.

Terse, irrational defiance! So edgy! *swoon*

And yes, I suppose that could be option 4 -- replying without even identifying the person to whom you're responding, with the consequence that there's no chance they'll get a notification (and even ctrl-F-ing for their own name won't alert them to your reply), and thereby running a high risk that they won't even notice your reply. Except that's just dumb and needlessly lazy.

But if you'd rather make some weird point by continuing to repost pages of text, no matter how foolishly "oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer" it looks, that's your choice to make, I guess. Have fun with that.

Sorry, I meant:

...
A
Abyss, The
Afro clam
Almeja
Axe wound

B
Bacon strip
Badly wrapped kebab
Bajingo
Bald man in a boat
BAP (Bad Ass Pussy)
Bologna curtains
Baloney sandwich
Bearded clam
Bearded taco
Beaver
Beaver Cleaver
Beefgina
Beef curtain
Beef garage
Beef jacket
Bermuda triangle
Biff
Biffen
Birdy
Birth cannon
biatchcake
Bizzle
Black cat with its throat cut
Black hole Of Calcoonta
Blood tap
Blurt
Bone hone
Bone yard
Booger
Boogina
Bottomless pit
Box
Box lunch at the Y
Boy in the boat
Breakfast
Breakfast of champions
Buhgina
Bulldog's lip
Bunny
Bush

C
Cake
Camel hoof
Camel toe
Camp coochie
Catcher's mitt
Catfish
Cathedral
Cathouse
Cauliflower
Cave
Cha-cha
Chia pet
Chocha
Choochi snorcher
Chopped ham
Chuff
Chumino
Clam
Clamato fountain
Clamburger
Clodge
Clown's pocket
Cock cave
Cock cozy
Cock garage
Cock holster
Cock milk
Cock pit
Cock pocket
Cock sheath
Cock socket
Cock tub
Cockwash
Cod canal
Concha
Conill
Cooch
Coochie
Cookie
Coon
Coonie
Coont
Cootch
Cooter
Cooz(e)
Cradle of filth
Creamery, The
Crotch cobbler
Crotch mackerel
Crotch taco
Cum bucket
Cum canal
Cum catcher
Cum dumpster
Cum target
Cunny
****
coonti

D
Dank diner
Delta of Venus
Dent
Dick dent
Dick depot
Dick dock
Dick drive
Dick holster
Dick sharpener
Dick shed
Dick's crib
Dicky Dino
Dirty cumpie
Ditch
Divit
DNA dumpster
DNA slurpee machine
Dripping slit
Droog
Dyke snack

E
Easy bake oven
Everlasting Gobstuffer

F
Fadge
Fandango
Fertile delta, The
Festering wound
Filthy hatchet wound
Finger warmer
Fish factory
Fish fanny
Fish hole
Fish pie
Fish taco
Flaming lips
Flange
Flesh curtains
Flesh flute case
Flesh tuxedo
Flesh wallet
Flesh wound
Flounder, The
Flower
Fluff
Fluffy sausage wallet
Fluttering love wallet
Foo foo
Foof
Foofy bird
Fortune nookie
Foster home of Peter the Orphan
Foufoune
Four-lipped man eater
Framazama
French poodle
Front-butt
Frothing gash
fark hole
Fuffle
Fun bun
Fun tunnel
Fur pie
Furback turtle
Furburger
Furby
Furry horse collar
Furry front bottom
Fuzz box
Fuzzy cup
Fuzzy lap flounder
Fuzzy puddle
Fuzzy taco

G
Gange
Gap
Gaper
Gaping hole
Garage of love
Gash
Gator grip
Gina
Ginch
Giner
Giney
Gingerbread
Gleaming mound of Venus
Glory hole
Glory road
Gnash
God's master plan
Golden gully
Goldmine
Goo pot
Gooey man trap
Gouge
Grand Canyon
Gravy boat
Grilled cheese
Growler
Gutted hampster
Gutted rabbit
Gynie

H
Haddock pasty
Hair pie
Hairy beaver
Hairy bike rack
Hairy checkbook
Hairy cherry
Hairy clam
Hairy cream pie
Hairy harmonica
Hairy hatchet wound
Hairy headache
Hairy Manilow
Hairy Mary
Hairy scar
Hairy taco
Hamburger
Ham sandwich
Hatchet wound
Heart-shaped box
Her
Hey nonny nonny
Hidey hole
Hina
Hinge
Hole
Home plate
Honeyhole
Honeypot
Hoo-ha
Hoo-hoo
Hooch
Hoon
Hootch
Hootchie
Hootchie pop
Horizontal fishcake
Hot Box
Hot pocket
Hot quivering love-purse
Hotdog bun
Hummer hole

I
Illnana
In hole, The

J
Jack in the box
Jack Nastyface
Jellyroll
Jizz receptacle
Juice box

K
Kini
Kit-Kat
Kitty
Knob gobbler
Knots landing
Koo koo
Kookooyumyumpoon
Kooter
Kunt

L
Labbe
Landing strip
Lap flounder
Lips that never speak
Lobster claw
Lotus flower
Love muscle
Love muffin
Love pudding
Love tunnel
Lower lips

M
Man's ruin
Map of Tasmania (Tasi)
Meal ticket
Meat curtains
Meat grinder
Meat muffin
Meat napkin
Meat slipper
Meat wallet
Meatloaf
Mejillon
Miffy
Minge
Minnie's pearl
Miss Pussy
Missile silo
Moan pie
Momma's silk purse
Mommy button
Money box
Money maker
Monkey
Mooch
Moose knuckle, The
Moose's lip
Mother Theresa
Motherload
Mound
Mrs. Sphincter's next door neighbor
Mucker
Muckhole
Mud flaps
Muff
Muff monster
Muffhole
Muffin
Muffler
Muffy
Munch box
Mushy mushy
Mutton chops
Mutton flaps

N
Na-na
Na-ner na-ner pudding
Nappy canoe
Nappy dugout
Nethermeats
Ninja slipper
Nipper
Nookie
Nooner

O
Oak tree planter
Old bacon strip
Old Mother Hubbard
Old toothless
Oonie
Orchid boat
Organ grinder
Otter's pocket
Oval office
Oyster taco

P
Panocha
Panty hamster
Passion flower
Patona
Peach
Peach fish
Pearl pit
Pecan Pattie
Pecker-snot repository
Pee bug
Peeper
Pelt
Penis holster
Penis penitentiary
Penis piranha
Penis pocket
PenisStation, The
Peter pleaser
Peter's punching bag
Phat rabbit
Pink brownie cake
Pink canoe
Pink lipped custard sucker
Pink lips
Pink palace
Pink panda
Pink petaled posie
Pink pie
Pink pit of pleasure
Pink stink
Pink taco
Pinkly stinkly
Pish
Piss curtains
Piss flaps
Plewie
Po-po
Pocketbook
Poke hole
Pookie
Poon
Poonani
Poontang
Poontang pie
Pootnanny
Pork danglies
Poosazi
Pooter
Pootie poo
Pootietang
Pooty poo
Postage stamp (you lick it, you stick it, you send it on its way)
Pot holder
Prayer muffin
Prick pit
Promised Land, The
Pu-jar
Puddin pie
Pudi
Pumpkin blossom
Puna
Punani
Puni
Pushin' cushion
Pussy
Putang
Puter
Puty pu

Q
Quiff
Quim
Quinnie
Quivering mound of love pudding

R
Raw oyster
Receptacle, The
Red haired lass
Red snapper
Roast beef curtain
Roast beef pita
Rocket pocket
Rod roaster
Rooster fish
Rosebud
Round mound of repound
Rug
Rusty axe wound

S
Sacapuntas
Sagging bacon cones
Salami sandwich
Salmon scented semen sucker
Sausage wallet
Scrunt
Seafood taco
Sex hole
Shnush
Shooting range
Shrimp boat
Shrimp pie
Shutters of love
Silk igloo, The
Slice
Skunk guts
Slickety squid
Slime slit
Slimey slot
Slippery sheath
Slit
Slobbering bulldog
Sloppy joe
Sloppy oyster
Slot A
Slug's belly
Smackey
Smelly jelly hole
Smoo
Snack box
Snack pack
Snake charmer
Snapper
Snatch
Snizzle
Snotty lips
Snutch
Soft taco
South mouth
Southern smile, The
Spam castanet
Sperm bank
Sperm belcher
Sperm harbor
Split-faced hair shark
Split knish
Splittail
Spock-socket
Spunk locker
Spunk pit
Squashed hedgehog
Squirt bucket
Squishy
Stanky
Stench trench
Sticky bun
Stink hole
Stinkinoonie
Stinky krinky
Stinky pink
Stuffed stocking
Sugar walls
Sweaty burrito
Sweet spot
Sword swallower

T
Taffy puller
Tang
Tasty little morsel
Tinkleflower
Treasure chest
Tri-fold floppy
Trout basket
Tulip
Tuna melt
Tuna taco
Tuna town
Tuna tunnel
Tuna 'n' whiskers
Tunnel
Tunnel of love
Turkey beard
Turkey curtains
Tutu
Twat
Twat waffle
Twisted taco
Two fingered fish mitten
Two-lips

U
Underwear oyster
Upside down taco

V
V
Vadge
Vagittyfidgit
Vagooter
Vaheena
Veeg
Vertical bacon slice
Vertical grimace
Vertical smile
Vertical taco
Velvet box
Velvet glove
Venus fly trap
Venus jive trap
Vice of love, The

W
Warm slurpee
Wazza
Welly-boot top
Welly-top
Weenie wringer
Wet wrinkle
Whisker biscuit
Whooha
Wide open spaces
Wide papaya smile
Willy washer
Winkin' pink brownie cake
Wizard's sleeve
Wookie
Wookie hole
Woolen bivalve
Worm hole
Wound that never heals, The
Wrinkle
Wuzza

X
X-Box

Y
Ya-ya
Yeast cake
Yo-yo smuggler
Yoni
Yum yum

Z
Zone, The
...

But- it DID work - you're back commenting again. Also, you sure waste a lot of time complaining about wasting time... You know what's even easier than complaining to posters who quote long posts? JUST SCROLLING PAST THEM!!

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chains: Skywolf Philosopher: SnyderCat: uttertosh: Biness: Dancin_In_Anson: A
Abyss, The
Afro clam
Almeja
Axe wound

B
Bacon strip
Badly wrapped kebab
Bajingo
Bald man in a boat
BAP (Bad Ass Pussy)
Bologna curtains
Baloney sandwich
Bearded clam
Bearded taco
Beaver
Beaver Cleaver
Beefgina
Beef curtain
Beef garage
Beef jacket
Bermuda triangle
Biff
Biffen
Birdy
Birth cannon
biatchcake
Bizzle
Black cat with its throat cut
Black hole Of Calcoonta
Blood tap
Blurt
Bone hone
Bone yard
Booger
Boogina
Bottomless pit
Box
Box lunch at the Y
Boy in the boat
Breakfast
Breakfast of champions
Buhgina
Bulldog's lip
Bunny
Bush

C
Cake
Camel hoof
Camel toe
Camp coochie
Catcher's mitt
Catfish
Cathedral
Cathouse
Cauliflower
Cave
Cha-cha
Chia pet
Chocha
Choochi snorcher
Chopped ham
Chuff
Chumino
Clam
Clamato fountain
Clamburger
Clodge
Clown's pocket
Cock cave
Cock cozy
Cock garage
Cock holster
Cock milk
Cock pit
Cock pocket
Cock sheath
Cock socket
Cock tub
Cockwash
Cod canal
Concha
Conill
Cooch
Coochie
Cookie
Coon
Coonie
Coont
Cootch
Cooter
Cooz(e)
Cradle of filth
Creamery, The
Crotch cobbler
Crotch mackerel
Crotch taco
Cum bucket
Cum canal
Cum catcher
Cum dumpster
Cum target
Cunny
****
coonti

D
Dank diner
Delta of Venus
Dent
Dick dent
Dick depot
Dick dock
Dick drive
Dick holster
Dick sharpener
Dick shed
Dick's crib
Dicky Dino
Dirty cumpie
Ditch
Divit
DNA dumpster
DNA slurpee machine
Dripping slit
Droog
Dyke snack

E
Easy bake oven
Everlasting Gobstuffer

F
Fadge
Fandango
Fertile delta, The
Festering wound
Filthy hatchet wound
Finger warmer
Fish factory
Fish fanny
Fish hole
Fish pie
Fish taco
Flaming lips
Flange
Flesh curtains
Flesh flute case
Flesh tuxedo
Flesh wallet
Flesh wound
Flounder, The
Flower
Fluff
Fluffy sausage wallet
Fluttering love wallet
Foo foo
Foof
Foofy bird
Fortune nookie
Foster home of Peter the Orphan
Foufoune
Four-lipped man eater
Framazama
French poodle
Front-butt
Frothing gash
fark hole
Fuffle
Fun bun
Fun tunnel
Fur pie
Furback turtle
Furburger
Furby
Furry horse collar
Fu ...

Someone gets a prize if he makes it all the way to ZZZ.

special20: SnyderCat: I'm ready for a farking break and a huge ass reward.

...and here comes the ice-pick in the forehead.
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My ass is so NOT that phat.

I'm 109 pounds, asshat.

SnyderCat: special20: SnyderCat: I'm ready for a farking break and a huge ass reward.

...and here comes the ice-pick in the forehead.
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My ass is so NOT that phat.

I'm 109 pounds, asshat.

Arse
Ass
Buttocks
'Center of gravity'
Cheeks
Derriere
Egestor
Gluteous maximus
Hamburger
Jiggly wiggly

Anyone got a better list?

CapeFearCadaver: Gordon Bennett: One night in 2004 a news station in Virginia North Carolina allowed snow closures to be submitted online.

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Remember this night, it involved a lot of laughs and whiskey. My cheeks hurt the next day...

North Carolina, right.

I will try to remember this the next time a Farker thinks that Aberystwyth is in England.

Gordon Bennett: One night in 2004 a news station in Virginia allowed snow closures to be submitted online.

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I just laughed uncontrollably for about 10 straight at the 'all your base' one.

Skywolf Philosopher: SnyderCat: special20: SnyderCat: I'm ready for a farking break and a huge ass reward.

...and here comes the ice-pick in the forehead.
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My ass is so NOT that phat.

I'm 109 pounds, asshat.

Arse
Ass
Buttocks
'Center of gravity'
Cheeks
Derriere
Egestor
Gluteous maximus
Hamburger
Jiggly wiggly

Anyone got a better list?

Are you asking for it?

special20: SnyderCat: special20: SnyderCat: I'm ready for a farking break and a huge ass reward.

...and here comes the ice-pick in the forehead.
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My ass is so NOT that phat.

I'm 109 pounds, OF asshat.

FTFY

Thanks?