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abhorrent1		2012-11-13 05:21:00 PM

Oh gawd. I can't stop laughing

suburbanguy		2012-11-13 05:21:41 PM

Isildur: Bahahaha

/also, shorten your quotes people, FFS. We get it - it's a long list

Mobile Fark doesn't allow you to edit quoted text.

Mentalpatient87		2012-11-13 05:23:42 PM

Oh god, what did I do?

And that G section is just fulla horrors.

Wadded Beef		2012-11-13 05:23:51 PM

KMGH historically has been notoriously facepalm inducing. Usually it's spelling errors in screen crawls but I think they outdid themselves today.

TimSTP		2012-11-13 05:25:45 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker		2012-11-13 05:26:08 PM

OK, this is my second-favorite story of the day.

I wonder what he calls his peen. Or what she calls it.

Tomahawk? Bunker Buster? The Howitzer?

I gotta know. Maybe it'll be in her next book.

Mr_Fabulous		2012-11-13 05:27:33 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: A
Abyss, The
Afro clam
Almeja
Axe wound

B
Bacon strip
Badly wrapped kebab
Bajingo
Bald man in a boat
BAP (Bad Ass Pussy)
Bologna curtains
Baloney sandwich
Bearded clam
Bearded taco
Beaver
Beaver Cleaver
Beefgina
Beef curtain
Beef garage
Beef jacket
Bermuda triangle
Biff
Biffen
Birdy
Birth cannon
biatchcake
Bizzle
Black cat with its throat cut
Black hole Of Calcoonta
Blood tap
Blurt
Bone hone
Bone yard
Booger
Boogina
Bottomless pit
Box
Box lunch at the Y
Boy in the boat
Breakfast
Breakfast of champions
Buhgina
Bulldog's lip
Bunny
Bush

C
Cake
Camel hoof
Camel toe
Camp coochie
Catcher's mitt
Catfish
Cathedral
Cathouse
Cauliflower
Cave
Cha-cha
Chia pet
Chocha
Choochi snorcher
Chopped ham
Chuff
Chumino
Clam
Clamato fountain
Clamburger
Clodge
Clown's pocket
Cock cave
Cock cozy
Cock garage
Cock holster
Cock milk
Cock pit
Cock pocket
Cock sheath
Cock socket
Cock tub
Cockwash
Cod canal
Concha
Conill
Cooch
Coochie
Cookie
Coon
Coonie
Coont
Cootch
Cooter
Cooz(e)
Cradle of filth
Creamery, The
Crotch cobbler
Crotch mackerel
Crotch taco
Cum bucket
Cum canal
Cum catcher
Cum dumpster
Cum target
Cunny
****
coonti

D
Dank diner
Delta of Venus
Dent
Dick dent
Dick depot
Dick dock
Dick drive
Dick holster
Dick sharpener
Dick shed
Dick's crib
Dicky Dino
Dirty cumpie
Ditch
Divit
DNA dumpster
DNA slurpee machine
Dripping slit
Droog
Dyke snack

E
Easy bake oven
Everlasting Gobstuffer

F
Fadge
Fandango
Fertile delta, The
Festering wound
Filthy hatchet wound
Finger warmer
Fish factory
Fish fanny
Fish hole
Fish pie
Fish taco
Flaming lips
Flange
Flesh curtains
Flesh flute case
Flesh tuxedo
Flesh wallet
Flesh wound
Flounder, The
Flower
Fluff
Fluffy sausage wallet
Fluttering love wallet
Foo foo
Foof
Foofy bird
Fortune nookie
Foster home of Peter the Orphan
Foufoune
Four-lipped man eater
Framazama
French poodle
Front-butt
Frothing gash
fark hole
Fuffle
Fun bun
Fun tunnel
Fur pie
Furback turtle
Furburger
Furby
Furry horse collar
Furry front bottom
Fuzz box
Fuzzy cup
Fuzzy lap flounder
Fuzzy puddle
...

Say, anybody repost this farking thing for no good reason yet?

Choo-Choo Bear		2012-11-13 05:27:42 PM

SnyderCat: Is that a hobby I should know about?

Yes.

imgs.xkcd.com

WhoGAS		2012-11-13 05:28:00 PM

Cock Cozy.

Spam Pajamas		2012-11-13 05:28:08 PM

Mentalpatient87: "Snatch" has got to be the funniest name for the vagina ever.

I'm divorced so it's the ex-box.

jst3p		2012-11-13 05:28:57 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: OK, this is my second-favorite story of the day.

I wonder what he calls his peen. Or what she calls it.

Tomahawk? Bunker Buster? The Howitzer?

I gotta know. Maybe it'll be in her next book.

I call mine "Shock and Awe"

When the ladies see it I am shocked if they don't say "Awwwwwwwwww"

fusillade762		2012-11-13 05:30:01 PM

"Gene Masseth"! Kills me every time!

skinink		2012-11-13 05:35:11 PM

cougs4ever		2012-11-13 05:36:25 PM

"Vuh JJ"

I got that here from somewhere, I think . . .

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness		2012-11-13 05:36:29 PM

Mad Mark		2012-11-13 05:37:21 PM

kxs401: I hope this ends with a firing. Won't someone please think of the children?

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

tnpir		2012-11-13 05:40:38 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: A
Abyss, The

In recognition of this service to the FARK electorate, I would like to nominate Dancin_In_Anson for Supreme Ruler of Texas.

PsiChick		2012-11-13 05:45:26 PM

Welp, I'm amused.

strapp3r		2012-11-13 05:46:32 PM

uttertosh		2012-11-13 05:48:31 PM

WhoGAS: Cock Cozy.

i26.photobucket.com

chachi88		2012-11-13 05:57:35 PM

No Fark mitten?

The Mind Boggles		2012-11-13 05:57:46 PM

Dancin_In_Anson, the list is a thing of beauty. i'm laughing so hard i'm snorting and crying right now. I lost it when i got to minge and thought about the south park episode with oprah.

Uzzah		2012-11-13 05:59:44 PM

Crewmannumber6: I suddenly want to listen to the Bloodhound Gang

Or just a couple of rude hedgehogs (audio NSFW).

/AXE WOUND!

FTGodWin		2012-11-13 06:03:31 PM

Drew: I can say with 100% confidence that Farkers indeed do work there

I call shenanigans.

Farkers don't work.

I should be in the kitchen		2012-11-13 06:06:09 PM

tnpir: Mentalpatient87: "Snatch" has got to be the funniest name for the vagina ever.

I don't know...."clam" always made me laugh like a nine-year-old boy.

I'm fond of the phrase "kick her in the clam!"

Shadyman		2012-11-13 06:07:21 PM

From TFA: "That actually happened and it was a mistake," Stanley explained. "And it was not something we created. We don't want that mistake out there."

Methinks the producer doth protest too much.

BuckTurgidson		2012-11-13 06:07:58 PM

(hotlink)

Bartleby the Scrivener		2012-11-13 06:08:22 PM

Medic Zero		2012-11-13 06:13:42 PM

Isildur: Bahahaha

/also, shorten your quotes people, FFS. We get it - it's a long list

THIS!

/shiat gets tiresome immediately.

screechingbitermonkey		2012-11-13 06:17:37 PM

HA. This is awesome! Nice! Now, to share with everyone I know.

doyner		2012-11-13 06:17:58 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: A
Abyss, The

...

You left out Wilford Brimley.

You get one demerit.

/favoritied

turbidum		2012-11-13 06:18:30 PM

Mentalpatient87: "Snatch" has got to be the funniest name for the vagina ever.

I nominate "vag" (rhymes with badge).

dopekitty74		2012-11-13 06:18:48 PM

The list is missing vajayjay

doyner		2012-11-13 06:18:55 PM

dopekitty74		2012-11-13 06:27:09 PM

Dancin in anson, i tried to reply, but fark lost my post, that list is a thing of awesomeness putting the great Kevin Bloody Wilson's song "You can't say C*nt in Canada" to absolute shame for sheer volume.

Cybernetic		2012-11-13 06:29:48 PM

I have been laughing incessantly at this pic since I first saw it. It will NEVER get old.

Mega Steve		2012-11-13 06:30:36 PM

Dancin_In_Anson		2012-11-13 06:32:19 PM

See y'all? Fark can still be fun!

Smelly Pirate Hooker		2012-11-13 06:33:28 PM

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Smelly Pirate Hooker: OK, this is my second-favorite story of the day.

I wonder what he calls his peen. Or what she calls it.

Tomahawk? Bunker Buster? The Howitzer?

I gotta know. Maybe it'll be in her next book.

MIRV. He's got a condition...

Heh heh ...

Smelly Pirate Hooker		2012-11-13 06:34:59 PM

Medic Zero: Isildur: Bahahaha

/also, shorten your quotes people, FFS. We get it - it's a long list

THIS!

/shiat gets tiresome immediately.

And this.

Gordon Bennett		2012-11-13 06:40:43 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Hair pie

www.catsafterme.com

Max Awesome		2012-11-13 06:42:37 PM

Finally, accurate unbiased news-reporting!

metzjames		2012-11-13 06:42:47 PM

thats the best

Gordon Bennett		2012-11-13 06:51:53 PM

One night in 2004 a news station in Virginia allowed snow closures to be submitted online.

brentroad.com

joeycolby		2012-11-13 06:55:16 PM

Dancin_In_Anson::
A
Abyss, The
Afro clam
Almeja
Axe wound

B
Bacon strip
Badly wrapped kebab
Bajingo
Bald man in a boat
BAP (Bad Ass Pussy)
Bologna curtains
Baloney sandwich
Bearded clam
Bearded taco
Beaver
Beaver Cleaver
Beefgina
Beef curtain
Beef garage
Beef jacket
Bermuda triangle
Biff
Biffen
Birdy
Birth cannon
biatchcake
Bizzle
Black cat with its throat cut
Black hole Of Calcoonta
Blood tap
Blurt
Bone hone
Bone yard
Booger
Boogina
Bottomless pit
Box
Box lunch at the Y
Boy in the boat
Breakfast
Breakfast of champions
Buhgina
Bulldog's lip
Bunny
Bush

C
Cake
Camel hoof
Camel toe
Camp coochie
Catcher's mitt
Catfish
Cathedral
Cathouse
Cauliflower
Cave
Cha-cha
Chia pet
Chocha
Choochi snorcher
Chopped ham
Chuff
Chumino
Clam
Clamato fountain
Clamburger
Clodge
Clown's pocket
Cock cave
Cock cozy
Cock garage
Cock holster
Cock milk
Cock pit
Cock pocket
Cock sheath
Cock socket
Cock tub
Cockwash
Cod canal
Concha
Conill
Cooch
Coochie
Cookie
Coon
Coonie
Coont
Cootch
Cooter
Cooz(e)
Cradle of filth
Creamery, The
Crotch cobbler
Crotch mackerel
Crotch taco
Cum bucket
Cum canal
Cum catcher
Cum dumpster
Cum target
Cunny
****
coonti

D
Dank diner
Delta of Venus
Dent
Dick dent
Dick depot
Dick dock
Dick drive
Dick holster
Dick sharpener
Dick shed
Dick's crib
Dicky Dino
Dirty cumpie
Ditch
Divit
DNA dumpster
DNA slurpee machine
Dripping slit
Droog
Dyke snack

E
Easy bake oven
Everlasting Gobstuffer

F
Fadge
Fandango
Fertile delta, The
Festering wound
Filthy hatchet wound
Finger warmer
Fish factory
Fish fanny
Fish hole
Fish pie
Fish taco
Flaming lips
Flange
Flesh curtains
Flesh flute case
Flesh tuxedo
Flesh wallet
Flesh wound
Flounder, The
Flower
Fluff
Fluffy sausage wallet
Fluttering love wallet
Foo foo
Foof
Foofy bird
Fortune nookie
Foster home of Peter the Orphan
Foufoune
Four-lipped man eater
Framazama
French poodle
Front-butt
Frothing gash
fark hole
Fuffle
Fun bun
Fun tunnel
Fur pie
Furback turtle
Furburger
Furby
Furry horse collar
Furry front bottom
Fuzz box
Fuzzy cup
Fuzzy lap flounder
Fuzzy puddle
Fuzzy taco

G
Gange
Gap
Gaper
Gaping hole
Garage of love
Gash
Gator grip
Gina
Ginch
Giner
Giney
Gingerbread
Gleaming mound of Venus
Glory hole
Glory road
Gnash
God's master plan
Golden gully
Goldmine
Goo pot
Gooey man trap
Gouge
Grand Canyon
Gravy boat
Grilled cheese
Growler
Gutted hampster
Gutted rabbit
Gynie

H
Haddock pasty
Hair pie
Hairy beaver
Hairy bike rack
Hairy checkbook
Hairy cherry
Hairy clam
Hairy cream pie
Hairy harmonica
Hairy hatchet wound
Hairy headache
Hairy Manilow
Hairy Mary
Hairy scar
Hairy taco
Hamburger
Ham sandwich
Hatchet wound
Heart-shaped box
Her
Hey nonny nonny
Hidey hole
Hina
Hinge
Hole
Holler
Home plate
Honeyhole
Honeypot
Hoo-ha
Hoo-hoo
Hooch
Hoon
Hootch
Hootchie
Hootchie pop
Horizontal fishcake
Hot Box
Hot pocket
Hot quivering love-purse
Hotdog bun
Hummer hole

I
Illnana
In hole, The

J
Jack in the box
Jack Nastyface
Jellyroll
Jizz receptacle
Juice box

K
Kini
Kit-Kat
Kitty
Knob gobbler
Knots landing
Koo koo
Kookooyumyumpoon
Kooter
Kunt

L
Labbe
Landing strip
Lap flounder
Lips that never speak
Lobster claw
Lotus flower
Love muscle
Love muffin
Love pudding
Love tunnel
Lower lips

M
Man's ruin
Map of Tasmania (Tasi)
Meal ticket
Meat curtains
Meat grinder
Meat muffin
Meat napkin
Meat slipper
Meat wallet
Meatloaf
Mejillon
Miffy
Minge
Minnie's pearl
Miss Pussy
Missile silo
Moan pie
Momma's silk purse
Mommy button
Money box
Money maker
Monkey
Mooch
Moose knuckle, The
Moose's lip
Mother Theresa
Motherload
Mound
Mrs. Sphincter's next door neighbor
Mucker
Muckhole
Mud flaps
Muff
Muff monster
Muffhole
Muffin
Muffler
Muffy
Munch box
Mushy mushy
Mutton chops
Mutton flaps

N
Na-na
Na-ner na-ner pudding
Nappy canoe
Nappy dugout
Nethermeats
Ninja slipper
Nipper
Nookie
Nooner

O
Oak tree planter
Old bacon strip
Old Mother Hubbard
Old toothless
Oonie
Orchid boat
Organ grinder
Otter's pocket
Oval office
Oyster taco

P
Panocha
Panty hamster
Passion flower
Patona
Peach
Peach fish
Pearl pit
Pecan Pattie
Pecker-snot repository
Pee bug
Peeper
Pelt
Penis holster
Penis penitentiary
Penis piranha
Penis pocket
PenisStation, The
Peter pleaser
Peter's punching bag
Phat rabbit
Pink brownie cake
Pink canoe
Pink lipped custard sucker
Pink lips
Pink palace
Pink panda
Pink petaled posie
Pink pie
Pink pit of pleasure
Pink stink
Pink taco
Pinkly stinkly
Pish
Piss curtains
Piss flaps
Plewie
Po-po
Pocketbook
Poke hole
Pookie
Poon
Poonani
Poontang
Poontang pie
Pootnanny
Pork danglies
Poosazi
Pooter
Pootie poo
Pootietang
Pooty poo
Postage stamp (you lick it, you stick it, you send it on its way)
Pot holder
Prayer muffin
Prick pit
Promised Land, The
Pu-jar
Puddin pie
Pudi
Pumpkin blossom
Puna
Punani
Puni
Pushin' cushion
Pussy
Putang
Puter
Puty pu

Q
Quiff
Quim
Quinnie
Quivering mound of love pudding

R
Raw oyster
Receptacle, The
Red haired lass
Red snapper
Roast beef curtain
Roast beef pita
Rocket pocket
Rod roaster
Rooster fish
Rosebud
Round mound of repound
Rug
Rusty axe wound

S
Sacapuntas
Sagging bacon cones
Salami sandwich
Salmon scented semen sucker
Sausage wallet
Scrunt
Seafood taco
Sex hole
Shnush
Shooting range
Shrimp boat
Shrimp pie
Shutters of love
Silk igloo, The
Slice
Skunk guts
Slickety squid
Slime slit
Slimey slot
Slippery sheath
Slit
Slobbering bulldog
Sloppy joe
Sloppy oyster
Slot A
Slug's belly
Smackey
Smelly jelly hole
Smoo
Snack box
Snack pack
Snake charmer
Snapper
Snatch
Snizzle
Snotty lips
Snutch
Soft taco
South mouth
Southern smile, The
Spam castanet
Sperm bank
Sperm belcher
Sperm harbor
Split-faced hair shark
Split knish
Splittail
Spock-socket
Spunk locker
Spunk pit
Squashed hedgehog
Squirt bucket
Squishy
Stanky
Stench trench
Sticky bun
Stink hole
Stinkinoonie
Stinky krinky
Stinky pink
Stuffed stocking
Sugar walls
Sweaty burrito
Sweet spot
Sword swallower

T
Taffy puller
Tang
Tasty little morsel
Tinkleflower
Treasure chest
Tri-fold floppy
Trout basket
Tulip
Tuna melt
Tuna taco
Tuna town
Tuna tunnel
Tuna 'n' whiskers
Tunnel
Tunnel of love
Turkey beard
Turkey curtains
Tutu
Twat
Twat waffle
Twisted taco
Two fingered fish mitten
Two-lips

U
Underwear oyster
Upside down taco

V
V
Vadge
Vagittyfidgit
Vagooter
Vaheena
Veeg
Vertical bacon slice
Vertical grimace
Vertical smile
Vertical taco
Velvet box
Velvet glove
Venus fly trap
Venus jive trap
Vice of love, The

W
Warm slurpee
Wazza
Welly-boot top
Welly-top
Weenie wringer
Wet wrinkle
Whisker biscuit
Whooha
Wide open spaces
Wide papaya smile
Willy washer
Winkin' pink brownie cake
Wizard's sleeve
Wookie
Wookie hole
Woolen bivalve
Worm hole
Wound that never heals, The
Wrinkle
Wuzza

X
X-Box

Y
Ya-ya
Yeast cake
Yo-yo smuggler
Yoni
Yum yum

Z
Zone, The

Fixed

ReapTheChaos		2012-11-13 06:59:12 PM

Now thats farking funny!

ZzeusS		2012-11-13 07:04:31 PM

Chick on the podium was kinda cute.

Skywolf Philosopher		2012-11-13 07:17:16 PM

SnyderCat: uttertosh: Biness: Dancin_In_Anson: A
Abyss, The
Afro clam
Almeja
Axe wound

B
Bacon strip
Badly wrapped kebab
Bajingo
Bald man in a boat
BAP (Bad Ass Pussy)
Bologna curtains
Baloney sandwich
Bearded clam
Bearded taco
Beaver
Beaver Cleaver
Beefgina
Beef curtain
Beef garage
Beef jacket
Bermuda triangle
Biff
Biffen
Birdy
Birth cannon
biatchcake
Bizzle
Black cat with its throat cut
Black hole Of Calcoonta
Blood tap
Blurt
Bone hone
Bone yard
Booger
Boogina
Bottomless pit
Box
Box lunch at the Y
Boy in the boat
Breakfast
Breakfast of champions
Buhgina
Bulldog's lip
Bunny
Bush

C
Cake
Camel hoof
Camel toe
Camp coochie
Catcher's mitt
Catfish
Cathedral
Cathouse
Cauliflower
Cave
Cha-cha
Chia pet
Chocha
Choochi snorcher
Chopped ham
Chuff
Chumino
Clam
Clamato fountain
Clamburger
Clodge
Clown's pocket
Cock cave
Cock cozy
Cock garage
Cock holster
Cock milk
Cock pit
Cock pocket
Cock sheath
Cock socket
Cock tub
Cockwash
Cod canal
Concha
Conill
Cooch
Coochie
Cookie
Coon
Coonie
Coont
Cootch
Cooter
Cooz(e)
Cradle of filth
Creamery, The
Crotch cobbler
Crotch mackerel
Crotch taco
Cum bucket
Cum canal
Cum catcher
Cum dumpster
Cum target
Cunny
****
coonti

D
Dank diner
Delta of Venus
Dent
Dick dent
Dick depot
Dick dock
Dick drive
Dick holster
Dick sharpener
Dick shed
Dick's crib
Dicky Dino
Dirty cumpie
Ditch
Divit
DNA dumpster
DNA slurpee machine
Dripping slit
Droog
Dyke snack

E
Easy bake oven
Everlasting Gobstuffer

F
Fadge
Fandango
Fertile delta, The
Festering wound
Filthy hatchet wound
Finger warmer
Fish factory
Fish fanny
Fish hole
Fish pie
Fish taco
Flaming lips
Flange
Flesh curtains
Flesh flute case
Flesh tuxedo
Flesh wallet
Flesh wound
Flounder, The
Flower
Fluff
Fluffy sausage wallet
Fluttering love wallet
Foo foo
Foof
Foofy bird
Fortune nookie
Foster home of Peter the Orphan
Foufoune
Four-lipped man eater
Framazama
French poodle
Front-butt
Frothing gash
fark hole
Fuffle
Fun bun
Fun tunnel
Fur pie
Furback turtle
Furburger
Furby
Furry horse collar
Furry front bottom
Fuzz box
Fuzzy ...

How dare you! You forgot vulva.

LiberalZombie		2012-11-13 07:22:12 PM

I have not laughed that hard in a LONG TIME.

Chief_ Danz153A		2012-11-13 07:25:19 PM

This thread makes me want to watch the news again.

Awww... but we don't have snow day closures down here. *sniffles* I miss the northeast.

/Sippi suks nards.

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