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(The Smoking Gun)   Woman says she stabbed her husband because Jesus AND Mary told her to do so   ( divider line
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3866 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Nov 2012 at 2:23 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-13 02:33:49 PM  
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Elzar: creates plants before light

Didn't plants come after "let there be light" and the sun? I thought the order was right, at least.

/but I'm a clueless atheist
2012-11-13 02:27:08 PM  
1 vote:
Where was Joseph?
2012-11-13 02:26:17 PM  
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Jesus AND Mary? That's quite a chain.
2012-11-13 01:21:06 PM  
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...seen fleeing the scene.
2012-11-13 01:18:57 PM  
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The poor woman is certainly confused. To avoid this kind of misunderstanding, I wait until at least 3 of the voices tell me to kill.
2012-11-13 01:08:45 PM  
1 vote:
How is this any different that Abraham - except that god did not intervene with an angel this time...

/ faith is awesome - wins elections, explains the origin of the universe, creates plants before light
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