FARK.com: (7432084) Helen Fielding is writing another Bridget Jones novel, meaning that once again the terrifying visage of Renee Zellweger will be unleashed upon an unsuspecting humanity

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		Helen Fielding is writing another Bridget Jones novel, meaning that once again the terrifying visage of Renee Zellweger will be unleashed upon an unsuspecting humanity (salon.com)		44
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OldManDownDRoad		2012-11-13 02:01:16 PM

fickenchucker		2012-11-13 02:01:47 PM

I'm puckered up with anticipation.

caddisfly		2012-11-13 02:07:22 PM

I met her in an airport. She is tiny. She was also very friendly.

2CountyFairs		2012-11-13 02:12:13 PM

She was hot in Empire Records. So was Liv Tyler. Debi Mazar and Robin Tunney, not so much.

Eternal Virgin		2012-11-13 02:12:28 PM

I'd hit it

Your Zionist Leader		2012-11-13 02:15:44 PM

Taylor Swift has Zellweger face

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh		2012-11-13 02:23:17 PM

Nice going, Subby, you made her sad...I think.

Onkel Buck		2012-11-13 02:27:09 PM

She was all kids of white trashy hot in "Love and a .45"

roughridersfan		2012-11-13 02:39:24 PM

No lemon is safe while she is alive.

theorellior		2012-11-13 02:40:46 PM

I hope she finally finds her glasses. Ellen Pompeo, too.

Jim from Saint Paul		2012-11-13 02:41:56 PM

Was going to go with:

www.accesshollywood.com

The hideous she-beast in action.

THEN I saw this:

upload.wikimedia.org

Ok, maybe you got a point subby.

Infobahn		2012-11-13 02:42:44 PM

She was cute when she served cocktails at Sugars in Austin. I remember her well.

Apos		2012-11-13 02:44:57 PM

OldManDownDRoad: [afrocityblog.files.wordpress.com image 401x285]

Over in one. Good job.

rtaylor92		2012-11-13 02:49:58 PM

if you can't fap to her in her orange "empire records" smock (and nothing else) you probably can't fap to anything.

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bagumpity		2012-11-13 02:50:43 PM

What's really weird is that her name is SO CLOSE to that of Henry Fielding, who wrote TOM Jones. Like what are the odds? You can't make this stuff up!

EyeballKid		2012-11-13 03:00:51 PM

bagumpity: What's really weird is that her name is SO CLOSE to that of Henry Fielding, who wrote TOM Jones. Like what are the odds? You can't make this stuff up!

It's not unusual.

LewDux		2012-11-13 03:06:16 PM

Link

kungfu jesus with a side of lime		2012-11-13 03:08:33 PM

did anyone mention the fact that her face constantly looks like she is sucking on something sour... because it seriously does.

Dont we see her bewbs in Mallrats?

OtherLittleGuy		2012-11-13 03:20:14 PM

Okay, she;'s got the ultimate butterface, but she's got more accents than a New York borough.

abhorrent1		2012-11-13 03:32:18 PM

GROSS!

born_yesterday		2012-11-13 03:35:11 PM

Huh. A woman who can serve as her own eyebleach against herself.

braedan		2012-11-13 03:39:48 PM

I prefer Dan Fielding.

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stupiddream		2012-11-13 03:45:25 PM

braedan: I prefer Dan Fielding.

[chitownstarconnections.files.wordpress.com image 480x320]

And I prefer Markie Post!

chitownmike		2012-11-13 03:49:04 PM

I would, gladly, penis both of her puckers

Phaeon		2012-11-13 03:59:05 PM

Where the hell is the story supposed to go? I only ever watched the first one, and I thought it was wrapped up pretty nicely with lemonsnout ending up with Mark Wanker Darcy.

fisker		2012-11-13 04:35:05 PM

She's really let herself go.

gunther_bumpass		2012-11-13 04:38:39 PM

This thread has more homos than Olduvai Gorge.

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease		2012-11-13 04:42:43 PM

i luvs her

Schroepnuts		2012-11-13 04:47:14 PM

Matt Foley		2012-11-13 05:43:03 PM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: did anyone mention the fact that her face constantly looks like she is sucking on something sour... because it seriously does.

It's less funny when you realize its kind of a racial/cultural thing.

kyleaugustus		2012-11-13 05:46:38 PM

I enjoyed the Bridget Jones movies but they were made even better by James Callis's appearance.

ZeroCorpse		2012-11-13 06:00:00 PM

I don't mind her visage. It's kind of nice.

What I mind is her fake British accent.

89 Stick-Up Kid		2012-11-13 06:20:32 PM

This picnic is ruining the ants!

Chevello		2012-11-13 06:23:47 PM

Schroepnuts: [www.examiner.com image 320x320]

My GOD she's HUGE, she's holding that Mercedes up by just the FRONT WHEEL!

spiralscratch		2012-11-13 06:44:29 PM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Dont we see her bewbs in Mallrats?

Nope. You're thinking of Joey Lauren Adams.

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh		2012-11-13 07:57:11 PM

gunther_bumpass: This thread has more homos than Olduvai Gorge.

Because...straight men love Bridget Jones's Diary?

jaytkay		2012-11-13 08:00:56 PM

spiralscratch: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Dont we see her bewbs in Mallrats?

Nope. You're thinking of Joey Lauren Adams.

Oh, yeah. I loved that Get Smart sitcom in the 60s. He was great.

gunther_bumpass		2012-11-13 08:04:59 PM

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: gunther_bumpass: This thread has more homos than Olduvai Gorge.

Because...straight men love Bridget Jones's Diary?

All I'm saying is that if I were offered the opportunity to play the meat in a Renee Zellweiger/Mary Lynn Rajskub oiled butt sandwich, I would be there clean, shaved, perfumed, and three hours early.

kungfu jesus with a side of lime		2012-11-13 08:52:59 PM

spiralscratch: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Dont we see her bewbs in Mallrats?

Nope. You're thinking of Joey Lauren Adams.

I thought her name was Amy

Rhett Khan		2012-11-13 10:42:26 PM

89 Stick-Up Kid: This picnic is ruining the ants!

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Richard Roma		2012-11-13 11:51:29 PM

Put a bag over it and go to business!

fickenchucker		2012-11-14 01:33:16 PM

Matt Foley: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: did anyone mention the fact that her face constantly looks like she is sucking on something sour... because it seriously does.

It's less funny when you realize its kind of a racial/cultural thing.

Meh. She's still weird looking. Just because it's a derivative of something racial doesn't mean I have to like it.

Michelle Yeoh is hotter than Margaret Cho, and they're both Chinese.

Infobahn		2012-11-14 09:14:24 PM

fickenchucker: Matt Foley: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: did anyone mention the fact that her face constantly looks like she is sucking on something sour... because it seriously does.

It's less funny when you realize its kind of a racial/cultural thing.

Meh. She's still weird looking. Just because it's a derivative of something racial doesn't mean I have to like it.

Michelle Yeoh is hotter than Margaret Cho, and they're both Chinese.

Cho is Korean.

fickenchucker		2012-11-15 01:04:25 PM

Infobahn: fickenchucker: Matt Foley: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: did anyone mention the fact that her face constantly looks like she is sucking on something sour... because it seriously does.

It's less funny when you realize its kind of a racial/cultural thing.

Meh. She's still weird looking. Just because it's a derivative of something racial doesn't mean I have to like it.

Michelle Yeoh is hotter than Margaret Cho, and they're both Chinese.

Cho is Korean.

Meh--close enough for the point. Not everyone is pretty, but some from every ethnic background are.

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