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(Salon)   Helen Fielding is writing another Bridget Jones novel, meaning that once again the terrifying visage of Renee Zellweger will be unleashed upon an unsuspecting humanity   (salon.com) divider line 44
    More: Scary, Renee Zellweger, Bridget Moynahan, Helen Fielding, Author Helen, new novel, stage musical, Meg Ryan, heroine  
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2012-11-13 02:01:16 PM
afrocityblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-13 02:01:47 PM
I'm puckered up with anticipation.
 
2012-11-13 02:07:22 PM
I met her in an airport. She is tiny.  She was also very friendly.
 
2012-11-13 02:12:13 PM
She was hot in Empire Records. So was Liv Tyler. Debi Mazar and Robin Tunney, not so much.
 
2012-11-13 02:12:28 PM
I'd hit it
 
2012-11-13 02:15:44 PM
Taylor Swift has Zellweger face
 
2012-11-13 02:23:17 PM
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Nice going, Subby, you made her sad...I think.
 
2012-11-13 02:27:09 PM
She was all kids of white trashy hot in "Love and a .45"
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2012-11-13 02:39:24 PM
No lemon is safe while she is alive.
 
2012-11-13 02:40:46 PM
I hope she finally finds her glasses. Ellen Pompeo, too.
 
2012-11-13 02:41:56 PM
Was going to go with:

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The hideous she-beast in action.

THEN I saw this:

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Ok, maybe you got a point subby.
 
2012-11-13 02:42:44 PM
She was cute when she served cocktails at Sugars in Austin. I remember her well.
 
2012-11-13 02:44:57 PM

OldManDownDRoad: [afrocityblog.files.wordpress.com image 401x285]


Over in one. Good job.
 
2012-11-13 02:49:58 PM
if you can't fap to her in her orange "empire records" smock (and nothing else) you probably can't fap to anything.

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2012-11-13 02:50:43 PM
What's really weird is that her name is SO CLOSE to that of Henry Fielding, who wrote TOM Jones. Like what are the odds? You can't make this stuff up!
 
2012-11-13 03:00:51 PM

bagumpity: What's really weird is that her name is SO CLOSE to that of Henry Fielding, who wrote TOM Jones. Like what are the odds? You can't make this stuff up!


It's not unusual.
 
2012-11-13 03:06:16 PM
 
2012-11-13 03:08:33 PM
did anyone mention the fact that her face constantly looks like she is sucking on something sour... because it seriously does.

Dont we see her bewbs in Mallrats?
 
2012-11-13 03:20:14 PM
Okay, she;'s got the ultimate butterface, but she's got more accents than a New York borough.
 
2012-11-13 03:32:18 PM
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GROSS!
 
2012-11-13 03:35:11 PM
Huh. A woman who can serve as her own eyebleach against herself.
 
2012-11-13 03:39:48 PM
I prefer Dan Fielding.

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2012-11-13 03:45:25 PM

braedan: I prefer Dan Fielding.

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And I prefer Markie Post!
 
2012-11-13 03:49:04 PM
I would, gladly, penis both of her puckers
 
2012-11-13 03:59:05 PM
Where the hell is the story supposed to go? I only ever watched the first one, and I thought it was wrapped up pretty nicely with lemonsnout ending up with Mark Wanker Darcy.
 
2012-11-13 04:35:05 PM
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She's really let herself go.
 
2012-11-13 04:38:39 PM
This thread has more homos than Olduvai Gorge.
 
2012-11-13 04:42:43 PM
i luvs her
 
2012-11-13 04:47:14 PM
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2012-11-13 05:43:03 PM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: did anyone mention the fact that her face constantly looks like she is sucking on something sour... because it seriously does.


It's less funny when you realize its kind of a racial/cultural thing.
 
2012-11-13 05:46:38 PM
I enjoyed the Bridget Jones movies but they were made even better by James Callis's appearance.
 
2012-11-13 06:00:00 PM
I don't mind her visage. It's kind of nice.

What I mind is her fake British accent.
 
2012-11-13 06:20:32 PM
This picnic is ruining the ants!
 
2012-11-13 06:23:47 PM

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My GOD she's HUGE, she's holding that Mercedes up by just the FRONT WHEEL!
 
2012-11-13 06:44:29 PM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Dont we see her bewbs in Mallrats?


Nope. You're thinking of Joey Lauren Adams.
 
2012-11-13 07:57:11 PM

gunther_bumpass: This thread has more homos than Olduvai Gorge.


Because...straight men love Bridget Jones's Diary?
 
2012-11-13 08:00:56 PM

spiralscratch: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Dont we see her bewbs in Mallrats?

Nope. You're thinking of Joey Lauren Adams.


Oh, yeah. I loved that Get Smart sitcom in the 60s. He was great.
 
2012-11-13 08:04:59 PM

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: gunther_bumpass: This thread has more homos than Olduvai Gorge.

Because...straight men love Bridget Jones's Diary?


All I'm saying is that if I were offered the opportunity to play the meat in a Renee Zellweiger/Mary Lynn Rajskub oiled butt sandwich, I would be there clean, shaved, perfumed, and three hours early.
 
2012-11-13 08:52:59 PM

spiralscratch: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Dont we see her bewbs in Mallrats?

Nope. You're thinking of Joey Lauren Adams.


I thought her name was Amy
 
2012-11-13 10:42:26 PM

89 Stick-Up Kid: This picnic is ruining the ants!


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2012-11-13 11:51:29 PM
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Put a bag over it and go to business!
 
2012-11-14 01:33:16 PM

Matt Foley: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: did anyone mention the fact that her face constantly looks like she is sucking on something sour... because it seriously does.

It's less funny when you realize its kind of a racial/cultural thing.




Meh. She's still weird looking. Just because it's a derivative of something racial doesn't mean I have to like it.

Michelle Yeoh is hotter than Margaret Cho, and they're both Chinese.
 
2012-11-14 09:14:24 PM

fickenchucker: Matt Foley: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: did anyone mention the fact that her face constantly looks like she is sucking on something sour... because it seriously does.

It's less funny when you realize its kind of a racial/cultural thing.



Meh. She's still weird looking. Just because it's a derivative of something racial doesn't mean I have to like it.

Michelle Yeoh is hotter than Margaret Cho, and they're both Chinese.


Cho is Korean.
 
2012-11-15 01:04:25 PM

Infobahn: fickenchucker: Matt Foley: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: did anyone mention the fact that her face constantly looks like she is sucking on something sour... because it seriously does.

It's less funny when you realize its kind of a racial/cultural thing.



Meh. She's still weird looking. Just because it's a derivative of something racial doesn't mean I have to like it.

Michelle Yeoh is hotter than Margaret Cho, and they're both Chinese.

Cho is Korean.



Meh--close enough for the point. Not everyone is pretty, but some from every ethnic background are.
 
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