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(Winnipeg Free Press)   Attempts to contact Moses through email and her lawyer were not successful Monday   (winnipegfreepress.com) divider line 26
    More: Amusing, school division, Mike McIntyre, sexual exploitation, Let Me See, Winnipeg Free Press  
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2012-11-13 01:10:48 PM  
Everyone knows you can't use e-mail to contact Moses

www.darkmediaonline.com
 
2012-11-13 01:16:16 PM  
Should have tried his tablet
 
2012-11-13 01:23:10 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Should have tried his tablet


Quick on the draw, you are.
 
2012-11-13 01:46:09 PM  

Attempts to contact Moses


Sweet Fancy Moses or the regular kind?
 
2012-11-13 01:46:30 PM  
The closest you can get to Moses is firing an M2 with your offhand while firing a 1911 in the other
 
2012-11-13 01:48:13 PM  
Contact her through a burning bush. Does she have a burning bush?
 
2012-11-13 01:57:39 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Everyone knows you can't use e-mail to contact Moses

[www.darkmediaonline.com image 425x318]


So, herpes?.
 
2012-11-13 02:00:03 PM  
He's too busy partying at the Red Sea.

a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-11-13 02:09:01 PM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-11-13 02:11:20 PM  

nytmare: He's too busy partying at the Red Sea.

[a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x295]


You can always send a sea-mail...

// get it? SEA-mail
// SEA, like C, which rhymes with E
// which stands for Eool?
 
2012-11-13 02:12:42 PM  
So the happy ending for the teacher was due to:

A) It's Canada
B) The teacher is female
C) The student was 18 during the alleged encounter
D) The investigation uncovered no evidence to support the allegation
E) A combination of the previous answers
 
2012-11-13 02:13:19 PM  
Hate to be a buzzkill, but false allegations of sexual misconduct against a well-respected teacher that have resulted in health problems and a permanently blemished record is hardly what I'd call "Amusing."

Yeah yeah, I know, "lighten up Francis" and "lul but her name is Moses lololol," but the fact of the matter is that for most teachers, an allegation like this will destroy your life, even if proved untrue. I'm very glad to see that the school district is working with her on this.  Sadly, the district can't fix public opinion.
 
2012-11-13 02:16:26 PM  
www.globalwinnipeg.com

I don't know if I would have been desperate enough to hit that, even as a teen.

/okay, maybe I would have
 
2012-11-13 02:17:02 PM  

radarlove: Hate to be a buzzkill, but false allegations of sexual misconduct against a well-respected teacher that have resulted in health problems and a permanently blemished record is hardly what I'd call "Amusing."

Yeah yeah, I know, "lighten up Francis" and "lul but her name is Moses lololol," but the fact of the matter is that for most teachers, an allegation like this will destroy your life, even if proved untrue. I'm very glad to see that the school district is working with her on this.  Sadly, the district can't fix public opinion.


shut up francis
 
2012-11-13 02:18:26 PM  

Mega Steve: [www.globalwinnipeg.com image 349x480]

I don't know if I would have been desperate enough to hit that, even as a teen.

/okay, maybe I would have


"Let my Twinkies go!"
 
2012-11-13 02:27:04 PM  

Mega Steve: [www.globalwinnipeg.com image 349x480]

I don't know if I would have been desperate enough to hit that, even as a teen.

/okay, maybe I would have


I dont know about the red sea.. but someone sure is parting that blonde sea on her... holy man. dye job city

/would totally hit.
//think I actually saw her at the bathhouse a couple weeks back
 
2012-11-13 02:31:01 PM  

WTFDYW: Contact her through a burning bush. Does she have a burning bush?


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-13 02:39:56 PM  
So the school sent out messages to all the parents when she was arrested/charged...will they be as forthright to send out messages that the charges

were false and they are sorry for the first messages; or will they conveniently forget about their character assassination memo.
 
2012-11-13 02:56:51 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

I want some of whatever he's smoking.
 
2012-11-13 03:00:24 PM  

offmymeds: [upload.wikimedia.org image 550x439]

I want some of whatever he's smoking.


Burning bush

/duh
 
2012-11-13 03:05:19 PM  
Nobody thought to check the Louisiana Bayou?
 
2012-11-13 03:09:11 PM  
So, a Moses thread? Here's one:

i61.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-13 03:16:46 PM  

probesport: Nobody thought to check the Louisiana Bayou?


You could sure get lost in one. I heard one tale of a sheriff who got lost while investigating alleged alligator poaching (the alleged perp being a mean-ol' sumbiatch with an arm and a half).
 
2012-11-13 03:22:04 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: offmymeds: [upload.wikimedia.org image 550x439]

I want some of whatever he's smoking.

Burning bush

/duh


Entheogens
 
2012-11-13 03:30:10 PM  
Didn't Moses blast off to heaven on a motorbike? That'd account for being out of reach.
 
2012-11-13 03:44:37 PM  
If you want to contact Moses by email you have to address your email to the Wailing Wall, aka "ha-kotel ha-ma'aravi," in Jerusalem. Volunteers will post it for you by printing it out and sticking it in a crack in the Wall. God will get back to you with the answer to your prayer. Just cc: Moses if you want to contact him personally.

Everybody knows that.

Well, I know that. Maybe it's one of those things you assume everybody knows because you know it.
 
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