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(TMZ)   I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but it can get back together with its girlfriend or continue having sex with supermodels. Tough choice   (tmz.com) divider line 87
    More: Followup, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, supermodels  
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2012-11-13 01:28:12 PM  
I am sorry, but the lady he gave up for the supermodel is far more beautiful
 
2012-11-13 01:39:48 PM  
If only there was another disney starlet that fell for a teen singing idol before this so we could know what to avoid doing here...
 
2012-11-13 02:33:34 PM  
What supermodel has that little twit been hanging out with?
 
2012-11-13 02:59:44 PM  
Yeah....male supermodels.
 
2012-11-13 03:26:49 PM  
Dumping the girlfriend is such an obvious choice.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-13 03:31:09 PM  
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
cdn05.cdn.justjaredjr.com
 
2012-11-13 03:50:30 PM  
Justin,

if you ever want to grow up and be a man, plow some fields for a while you puss!

biatches aint shiat but hoe's and tricks!
 
2012-11-13 03:52:29 PM  

mentallo69: Justin,

if you ever want to grow up and be a man, plow some fields for a while you puss!

biatches aint shiat but hoe's and tricks!


Hoe's what?
 
2012-11-13 03:54:48 PM  

mentallo69: Justin,

if you ever want to grow up and be a man, plow some fields for a while you puss!

biatches aint shiat but hoe's and tricks!


You want him to be a farmer? Should he plow the field, or use a hoe? Totally different amount of labor involved.


Now, will someone please post pics of the supermodels?

Thanks
 
2012-11-13 03:58:37 PM  
i48.tinypic.com

Because it worked out so well for Tiger Woods.
 
2012-11-13 04:02:06 PM  

Rickj: mentallo69: Justin,

if you ever want to grow up and be a man, plow some fields for a while you puss!

biatches aint shiat but hoe's and tricks!

You want him to be a farmer? Should he plow the field, or use a hoe? Totally different amount of labor involved.


Now, will someone please post pics of the supermodels?

Thanks


Fark is on it...
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-13 04:02:25 PM  
Well dont all of us guys have the problem at least once in our lives?
 
2012-11-13 04:15:03 PM  
Fine, Ho's

who cares, the snowflake needs to hit some trim

:)
 
2012-11-13 04:16:54 PM  
i29.tinypic.com
/wants Biebs to do what's right... and get off his turf.
 
2012-11-13 04:22:42 PM  
He has what, 5 minutes left in his 15?

Lay whatever model will have him.
 
2012-11-13 04:27:01 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: He has what, 5 minutes left in his 15?

Lay whatever model will have him.


He's been around for like 5 years or so.

How the hell does that fall in the definition of "15 minutes of fame"?

Besides irational jealousyhate for the fact he is rich and bangs hot chicks?
 
2012-11-13 04:33:50 PM  
Who the F**k still thinks this joke is funny?
 
2012-11-13 04:33:53 PM  
ellenpage.jpg
 
2012-11-13 04:35:24 PM  
I'm still waiting to find out if Jason Statham ever found out he was hanging around Rosie.

/Bieber needs a good ass-kicking
//who else but Frank Martin to deliver
///maybe he can convince Stallone to tag along for this one
 
2012-11-13 04:37:47 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: He has what, 5 minutes left in his 15?

Lay whatever model will have him.

He's been around for like 5 years or so.

How the hell does that fall in the definition of "15 minutes of fame"?

Besides irational jealousyhate for the fact he is rich and bangs hot chicks?


You do know the "15 minutes" is not literal.
 
2012-11-13 04:39:23 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: He has what, 5 minutes left in his 15?

Lay whatever model will have him.


Beeper is going to be around for a lot longer than 15 minutes. He is going to carve a path through Hollywood trim that will make Justin Timberlake take pause and say "Damn, kid, take it easy."

And good on him for that.
 
2012-11-13 04:42:45 PM  
To be fair, although his ex has developed a stunning body, she still has a child's face. Maybe he's just not that into manga.
 
2012-11-13 04:49:52 PM  
You're telling me she's single now??????
 
2012-11-13 04:55:50 PM  

cman: I am sorry, but the lady he gave up for the supermodel is far more beautiful


images.starpulse.com

...I'm thinking threesome.
 
2012-11-13 04:57:55 PM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-13 05:08:22 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Jim from Saint Paul: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: He has what, 5 minutes left in his 15?

Lay whatever model will have him.

He's been around for like 5 years or so.

How the hell does that fall in the definition of "15 minutes of fame"?

Besides irational jealousyhate for the fact he is rich and bangs hot chicks?

You do know the "15 minutes" is not literal.


I'm no mathematician, but I thought this was a global average. So maybe it's closer to literal than we think.
 
2012-11-13 05:10:15 PM  

MagSeven: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Jim from Saint Paul: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: He has what, 5 minutes left in his 15?

Lay whatever model will have him.

He's been around for like 5 years or so.

How the hell does that fall in the definition of "15 minutes of fame"?

Besides irational jealousyhate for the fact he is rich and bangs hot chicks?

You do know the "15 minutes" is not literal.

I'm no mathematician, but I thought this was a global average. So maybe it's closer to literal than we think.


Actually disregard this. I think I have no idea what I'm talking about now.
 
2012-11-13 05:10:53 PM  
Someone should have the heart to tell him that Derek Zoolander and Hansel McDonald are fictional.
 
2012-11-13 05:19:46 PM  
Super Models are usually quite tall. He will look odd in a couple relationship with them.
 
2012-11-13 05:22:02 PM  

Marshal805: Who the F**k still thinks this joke is funny?


Maybe not laugh out loud funny anymore, but it is a bit of reassurance of the continuity of headline humor. You missed the glorious days of doo-dah headlines, but there are still dogs wanting steak, smoking hot chicks in the Daily Mail, and feigned Bieber ignorance.
 
2012-11-13 05:23:10 PM  
Bieber still looks like he's 14. Are there lots of supermodels into a guy who looks that young?

/if they're actually supermodels, they have no need of his money
//if we're just talking models though, then yeah, lots of poor broke models out there
 
2012-11-13 05:25:39 PM  
about time ELLEN DEGENERES put his foot down...

whait..what?
 
2012-11-13 05:26:22 PM  
I'm all for as much fornicating as possible before settling down. If Ms. Beiber wants to go play in the fields then who are we to complain? It might get a lifelong buddy and then we can all point, laugh and remember why we wrap it before we tap it.
 
2012-11-13 05:31:56 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Jim from Saint Paul: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: He has what, 5 minutes left in his 15?

Lay whatever model will have him.

He's been around for like 5 years or so.

How the hell does that fall in the definition of "15 minutes of fame"?

Besides irational jealousyhate for the fact he is rich and bangs hot chicks?

You do know the "15 minutes" is not literal.


I do. Thanks for double checking.

I would think, and you can correct me if I am wrong of course, "15 minutes" suggest a flash in the pan. A one hit wonder. A person who's fame and notoriety is passing and fleeting.

Kid has been mega popular now for 3 years. Doesn't seem like a "flash in the pan" to me.

Maybe you have a different set of criteria then me though.

/if it's white knighting, its white knighting
//your comment made no sense
 
2012-11-13 05:34:45 PM  

cman: I am sorry, but the lady he gave up for the supermodel is far more beautiful


Some of those models are pretty farking hot though.Must be an awful dilemma. I feel so bad for him.
 
2012-11-13 05:36:21 PM  

Marshal805: Who the F**k still thinks this joke is funny?


Got me. It was never funny.
 
2012-11-13 05:39:02 PM  

abhorrent1: cman: I am sorry, but the lady he gave up for the supermodel is far more beautiful

Some of those models are pretty farking hot though.Must be an awful dilemma. I feel so bad for him.


They are already pretty successful, so unless they had designs on taking their career further by using him, I can't see adult women admitting their attraction to this little lesbian. I remember when people made fun of New Kids on the Block, but they were basically Navy Seals compared to Bieber.
 
2012-11-13 05:43:02 PM  

Marshal805: Who the F**k still thinks this joke is funny?


So what you're saying is....

Old and Busted: Not knowing what a Justin Beiber is. New Hotness: ?
 
2012-11-13 05:46:53 PM  

miscreant: Bieber still looks like he's 14. Are there lots of supermodels into a guy who looks that young?

/if they're actually supermodels, they have no need of his money
//if we're just talking models though, then yeah, lots of poor broke models out there


I'm thinking these are models and not supermodels. Supermodels are Tyra Banks, Kate Moss, etc. level. I don't see those types going for a 18 year old who appeals to 14 year old girls. So yeah, broke model or model trying to make a name for herself.

I would probably still ditch the girlfriend if I was in his shoes. Isn't it sad I kinda wish I was in his shoes?

/you all do too
 
2012-11-13 05:49:26 PM  

Nrokreffefp: They are already pretty successful, so unless they had designs on taking their career further by using him, I can't see adult women admitting their attraction to this little lesbian.


And you would mind being used by a Victoria secret model?

Face it people. Make fun all you want but there are literally millions of women, of all ages, that would bang this kid in a second. Meanwhile, farkers are going home with the fat chick at closing time. Not a fan of his shiatty music but he seems like a good guy.

/jealous people gonna hate
 
2012-11-13 05:52:05 PM  

Marshal805: Who the F**k still thinks this joke is funny?


c)
 
2012-11-13 05:57:12 PM  
I know it's Justin Bieber, but why is TFA trying to paint banging supermodels as the "bad" choice? Isn't it okay when guys like Leonardo DiCaprio do it? Or is it the fact that he does it under the guise of being in a relationship with them?
 
2012-11-13 06:05:08 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x584]
[i.imgur.com image 829x1159]
[cdn05.cdn.justjaredjr.com image 838x1222]


i.imgur.com

/relevant
 
2012-11-13 06:39:02 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Nrokreffefp: abhorrent1: cman: I am sorry, but the lady he gave up for the supermodel is far more beautiful

Some of those models are pretty farking hot though.Must be an awful dilemma. I feel so bad for him.

They are already pretty successful, so unless they had designs on taking their career further by using him, I can't see adult women admitting their attraction to this little lesbian. I remember when people made fun of New Kids on the Block, but they were basically Navy Seals compared to Bieber.

the same thing could have been said about Michael J Fox when he was young.


He at least had an arrogant Bart Simpson vibe when he was younger, Bieber is just a girly asskisser.
 
2012-11-13 06:40:19 PM  

abhorrent1: Nrokreffefp: They are already pretty successful, so unless they had designs on taking their career further by using him, I can't see adult women admitting their attraction to this little lesbian.

And you would mind being used by a Victoria secret model?

Face it people. Make fun all you want but there are literally millions of women, of all ages, that would bang this kid in a second. Meanwhile, farkers are going home with the fat chick at closing time. Not a fan of his shiatty music but he seems like a good guy.

/jealous people gonna hate


Sorry, the women I know are college aged or above, and I have never heard one talk about sexual attraction to Bieber, even in a human sexuality class. Women that want to sleep with him aren't interested in his attractiveness in a physical sense, but a fame sense. Girl might be another story, but they aren't my purview.
 
2012-11-13 06:45:46 PM  

Marshal805: Who the F**k still thinks this joke is funny?


Dunno, but I laughed when I saw you complain about an unreferenced joke. 

/ either you make the point in the first few posts
// or you reference it
/// otherwise
//// OldManYellsAtCloud.jpg
 
2012-11-13 07:18:48 PM  

peterthx: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x584]
[i.imgur.com image 829x1159]
[cdn05.cdn.justjaredjr.com image 838x1222]

[i.imgur.com image 386x1500]

/relevant


localhostr.com
 
2012-11-13 07:34:58 PM  
People love him now because of the big bucks, high numbers and mischief he can pull out of his rear. Even Andy Gibb and Leif Garrett were like that for a few years apiece.

Personally, he could stay as successful as fellow Canuck immigrant Paul Anka. Look at how much than man made just off the Tonight Show theme. Or the English translation of "My Way".

The end certainly isn't near, especially if he hooks up with Kristen Stewart and goes up from there.
 
2012-11-13 07:59:46 PM  
Bieber got 99 models but a wizard aint one
 
2012-11-13 08:01:30 PM  
Gee, I just realized that I've never given any thought to rich Canadian white people's problems.

Except for Lorne Michaels maybe, but he doesn't count.
 
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