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(The Atlantic)   Top ten ways we injure our genitals. Wearing shorts and sitting in a chair with wide spaces surprisingly not in list   (theatlantic.com) divider line 23
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2012-11-13 04:08:42 PM
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Radak: Parents mutilating their male child's genitals without consent suspiciously absent.


Amos Quito: =====/\ >

Circumcision


Don't you DARE turn this into another one of THOSE threads!
2012-11-13 04:02:39 PM
2 votes:
How can I be the first to link to this epic Fark thread? You people are slipping.

/saw the pic above
//not the same as a link to story
2012-11-13 11:13:33 PM
1 votes:
www.mtv.com
2012-11-13 05:27:37 PM
1 votes:
all i have to say is never trim your ball hair with an electric beard trimmer
2012-11-13 05:20:02 PM
1 votes:
i220.photobucket.com
Not impressed.
gja [TotalFark]
2012-11-13 05:14:03 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

/oblig
2012-11-13 05:07:02 PM
1 votes:
i3.photobucket.com
2012-11-13 04:28:51 PM
1 votes:
the worst thing I've ever done to my genitals (other than go out with a couple of my ex-gf's) is cut up a bunch of jalapeno peppers, then go pee right after while all the pepper juice was on my hands. It was unfortunate to say the least. Much ridiculousness followed which included me in the bath tub with a gallon of milk.

/I'm surprised piercings aren't listed but I supposed they aren't counting purposeful injury
2012-11-13 04:26:41 PM
1 votes:
My sister is an RN who worked in the emergency room for a few years. Once she told me about the 12 year old girl who was brought into the ER after she attempted to climb over one of those old fashioned spike top iron fences. I'll spare you the details, but after the doctors got everything sewn back up, she made a full recovery..........physical recovery.
2012-11-13 04:07:46 PM
1 votes:

Fluorescent Testicle: FTFA: VAGINAL INJURY FROM SLIPPING AND HIGH HEEL SHOE WENT INTO VAGINA.

I call bullshiat. Legs don't even bend that way.


It doesn't say it was her shoe.
2012-11-13 04:00:43 PM
1 votes:

Nogale: VAGINAL INJURY FROM SLIPPING AND HIGH HEEL SHOE WENT INTO VAGINA.

How does this happen? Can someone explain the mechanics of this mishap?


F*ck Me Pumps that do what they are told?
2012-11-13 03:56:05 PM
1 votes:
VAGINAL INJURY FROM SLIPPING AND HIGH HEEL SHOE WENT INTO VAGINA.

How does this happen? Can someone explain the mechanics of this mishap?
2012-11-13 03:49:15 PM
1 votes:

Dumski: Chariset: Anyway, several of those sound like "I fell on it" excuse people use when they insert something into an embarrassing place and then need to go to the Emergency Room to get it back out.

This is so true. I work in an ER for many years. So many stories......


Ahem...you think you can just stop at "so many stories..."?
2012-11-13 03:27:01 PM
1 votes:

Chariset: Anyway, several of those sound like "I fell on it" excuse people use when they insert something into an embarrassing place and then need to go to the Emergency Room to get it back out.


This is so true. I work in an ER for many years. So many stories......
2012-11-13 03:13:21 PM
1 votes:
vh1.mtvnimages.com
2012-11-13 02:22:50 PM
1 votes:
Parents mutilating their male child's genitals without consent suspiciously absent.
2012-11-13 01:40:23 PM
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2012-11-13 01:05:52 PM
1 votes:
iamtransgendered.com
2012-11-13 12:35:01 PM
1 votes:
12: Installing a ceiling fan. (Well, the instructions weren't clear)
2012-11-13 12:15:38 PM
1 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2012-11-13 12:13:29 PM
1 votes:
Ain't no way in hell imma clickin that link. :/
2012-11-13 12:07:25 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
2012-11-13 11:55:11 AM
1 votes:
Uh, that's a list of 7 ways. Or possibly 12 if you accept the specific examples from the database, which are somewhat horrifying. But I'm not sure how you get a top ten list out of that.
 
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