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(NYPost)   Gen. Allen helped out Jill Kelley's twin in a nasty custody battle, leaving subby totally confused as to which general slept with Elmo   (nypost.com) divider line 32
    More: Followup, case citation, Petraeus, tainted evidence, John Allen  
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2012-11-13 02:40:58 PM  
11 votes:
Last week, former Army General and now former CIA director David Petraeus resigned when he admitted to cheating on his wife with his biographer - the hot one who sells guns, not the ghost-writer who says he had no clue it was going on. The adultery, announced right after the elections but before the Benghazi hearings, became known when his mistress threatened another possible mistress - a Florida housewife with the hots for 4-star flag officers. For some reason, the FBI knew all this yet they might not have told anyone. Or, they told everyone. Or, they told everyone but the President. But it's possible they didn't have the right to tell anyone. Now an FBI investigator and the Marine Corps General who relieved Petraeus in Afghanistan were allegedly stalking and/or sleeping with the alleged possible second mistress and now they're under investigation by the CIA, FBI, NSA, and several Florida Homeowners Associations. Can Navy and Air Force flag officers be far behind? And where is the Coast Guard in all of this? Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of Soap!
2012-11-13 03:19:58 PM  
4 votes:

Trocadero: I_C_Weener: Trocadero: I_C_Weener: Biness: I_C_Weener: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.


She will be when we get done writing the script.

hows this for a title: "General Admission"


Top Brass...Balls.

Bangley, VAgina

General Surge

Zero Dark Titty


Cock and Awe
2012-11-13 01:27:43 PM  
4 votes:

coco ebert: Sybarite: I think I'm going to need one of those cork boards with photos and bits of colored string to keep track at this point.

Heh. I came to say the same thing. Diagrams, b*tches! Use them. It's like a Soap opening up in here.


If you can get Bravo On Demand, you can catch up on all the episodes of "The Real Housewives of CENTCOM."
2012-11-13 12:18:31 PM  
4 votes:
I think I'm going to need one of those cork boards with photos and bits of colored string to keep track at this point.
2012-11-13 02:20:09 PM  
3 votes:
I can't wait to see this story done in Taiwanese news animation.
2012-11-13 01:51:44 PM  
3 votes:
So what "-gate" name should this be given?

Poongate?
2012-11-13 01:00:03 PM  
3 votes:
i63.photobucket.com
2012-11-13 02:57:55 PM  
2 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: MFAWG: cloud_van_dame: This is really, really reminding me of high school. Including the need for diagrams.

Yes, it is essentially a high school catfight that is going to end up shaping our top tier command structure for a couple of years.

Still not as good as the diaper-clad NASA woman driving cross country to kidnap her rival. Though if these emails were never reported, who know what kind of meltdown we would have been treated to. Broadwell is clearly prone to making some emotional decisions.


That was a standard love triangle. This is more like a dodecahedron.
2012-11-13 02:43:18 PM  
2 votes:
images.huffingtonpost.com
2012-11-13 02:16:51 PM  
2 votes:

I_C_Weener: So, Petreaus slept with Broadwell who threatened Kelley who emailed with Allen who helped out Kelley's twin sister.  So who shot the deputy?


The shirtless FBI agent.

/not Scully
2012-11-13 06:53:35 PM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: I think I'm going to need one of those cork boards with photos and bits of colored string to keep track at this point.


boingboing.net
2012-11-13 04:55:40 PM  
1 votes:
Anyone go into the injured genitals thread, and if so, why? Why?
2012-11-13 04:41:37 PM  
1 votes:
hows this for a title: "General Admission"


Top Brass...Balls.

Bangley, VAgina

General Surge

Zero Dark Titty

Cock and Awe

Operation Anaconda

The Longest Dave
2012-11-13 03:58:16 PM  
1 votes:

Biness: AbbeySomeone: The only one I feel sorry for here is Holly Petraeus.

i also feel bad for Mr. Broadwell


Even when he makes up that dreadful list of worst dressed people?
2012-11-13 03:21:11 PM  
1 votes:

Sofa King Smart: AbbeySomeone: The only one I feel sorry for here is Holly Petraeus.

what does she expect for marrying a man whose name sounds like 'betray us'.


Women who look like Karl Rove in a wig ought to be grateful to have a man to share with better-looking women.
2012-11-13 03:20:52 PM  
1 votes:

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Biness: AbbeySomeone: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.

Bonus : The sister is a lawyer that is in trouble for denying the custodial father visitation, essentially she defied court orders are kidnapped her own son.

this is like all the lifetime movies rolled into one.

Well, no, since none of the generals have been stalking any of the women with a knife.


give it a few hours.
2012-11-13 03:16:43 PM  
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: Trocadero: I_C_Weener: Biness: I_C_Weener: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.


She will be when we get done writing the script.

hows this for a title: "General Admission"


Top Brass...Balls.

Bangley, VAgina

General Surge


Zero Dark Titty
2012-11-13 03:06:25 PM  
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: Biness: I_C_Weener: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.


She will be when we get done writing the script.

hows this for a title: "General Admission"


Top Brass...Balls.


Bangley, VAgina
2012-11-13 03:03:28 PM  
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.

Bonus : The sister is a lawyer that is in trouble for denying the custodial father visitation, essentially she defied court orders are kidnapped her own son.


this is like all the lifetime movies rolled into one.
2012-11-13 03:00:32 PM  
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

This scandal has got everything.
2012-11-13 03:00:12 PM  
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.


She will be when we get done writing the script.


hows this for a title: "General Admission"
2012-11-13 02:54:47 PM  
1 votes:
img716.imageshack.us
2012-11-13 02:53:38 PM  
1 votes:
I'm still waiting on some explanation of how Petreus got married to Newt Gingrich without anyone noticing and why he cheated on him with a woman???
2012-11-13 02:51:01 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know what i've been told...
No seriously, I don't follow at all...
Can we start again at the beginning?
something something canteen
2012-11-13 02:43:57 PM  
1 votes:
as far as Holly Petrarus is concerned, My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Holly pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.


/Thank you, Simone.
2012-11-13 02:40:57 PM  
1 votes:
BONERGATE '12
2012-11-13 02:39:31 PM  
1 votes:
I believe this is a vast conspiracy by the shadowy guild of late-night comedy writers, just like Monica Lewinski, Tiger Woods, and Anthony Weiner.
2012-11-13 02:36:13 PM  
1 votes:
extras.mnginteractive.com

She should have just put on some diapers and gone over to kill the biatch
2012-11-13 02:35:24 PM  
1 votes:

cannotsuggestaname: Blues_X: So what "-gate" name should this be given?

Poongate?

Snatchgate


weeklystandard.com
2012-11-13 02:02:20 PM  
1 votes:

GAT_00: This thing is going to keep going for a while and catching more and more people in it's net, isn't it?



I heard that Malia Obama once sent a note to a classmate named Ben Gazi. 
2012-11-13 01:08:29 PM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: I think I'm going to need one of those cork boards with photos and bits of colored string to keep track at this point.


Heh. I came to say the same thing. Diagrams, b*tches! Use them. It's like a Soap opening up in here.
2012-11-13 11:51:23 AM  
1 votes:
Subby wins all the internets.
 
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