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(NYPost)   Gen. Allen helped out Jill Kelley's twin in a nasty custody battle, leaving subby totally confused as to which general slept with Elmo   (nypost.com) divider line 157
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2012-11-13 03:36:18 PM
Sofa King Smart

One has to wonder what the general did or showed to earn all those beads. Of course, the hottest one in the pack got the most beads.
 
2012-11-13 03:37:04 PM

coffeetime: An evil twin? I keep getting images of a writer at "The Onion" with a full basket of discarded copy muttering, "I can't keep up!"


If they simply republish and credit a mainstream press story on the matter without comment or embellishment, I'll subscribe.
 
2012-11-13 03:39:29 PM

Lunaville: A Mom wanted to spend more time with her child and used what connections she had to try to achieve that. Will this national security nightmare never end? We used double the budgets for the FBI and CIA.


should
 
2012-11-13 03:42:22 PM

Thunderpipes: If being a spy means no hot chicks, why would anyone want to be one, l


singleblink.files.wordpress.com
I know, right!
 
2012-11-13 03:43:38 PM

Thunderpipes: I really think the press makes too much of this. People cheat, get over it. As long as they do their jobs, who cares?


because they cheat at everything, Einstein.
 
2012-11-13 03:46:26 PM

EyeballKid: Trocadero: I_C_Weener: Trocadero: I_C_Weener: Biness: I_C_Weener: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.


She will be when we get done writing the script.

hows this for a title: "General Admission"


Top Brass...Balls.

Bangley, VAgina

General Surge

Zero Dark Titty

Cock and Awe


+1
 
2012-11-13 03:53:10 PM

EyeballKid: Trocadero: I_C_Weener: Trocadero: I_C_Weener: Biness: I_C_Weener: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.


She will be when we get done writing the script.

hows this for a title: "General Admission"


Top Brass...Balls.

Bangley, VAgina

General Surge

Zero Dark Titty

Cock and Awe


Operation Anaconda
 
2012-11-13 03:58:16 PM

Biness: AbbeySomeone: The only one I feel sorry for here is Holly Petraeus.

i also feel bad for Mr. Broadwell


Even when he makes up that dreadful list of worst dressed people?
 
2012-11-13 03:58:44 PM

Sybarite: I think I'm going to need one of those cork boards with photos and bits of colored string to keep track at this point.


i.imgur.com
Better book a whole loft.

/my head hurts
 
2012-11-13 04:02:52 PM

wombatsrus: A classic "Much ado about nothing' scenario... the much ado is certainly titillating, but is nothing - and perhaps a waste of time - compared to the bigger issues we face.


Are you saying that the "powers that be" are trying to distract the American people from our wars on drugs,
terrorism,poverty;the dilution of our constitutional rights,etc,etc?Distract us with sordid,soap opera sex?
Never happen,I say.The American people are to smart to fall for such a simple plot. :(
 
2012-11-13 04:05:29 PM
a few points, maybe I am wrong:

1) no confirmation of Kelly and Allen shagging, correct? I have seen the emails classified as "flirtatious" and "inappropriate", but I don't think a physical relationship has been confirmed.

2) Betray-us-gate?

3) Petraeus and his mistress were using terrorist tactics to communicate...draft emails in a dummy joint account...essentially never 'transmitting' the content...i don't know back-up protocol on draft emails, especially those that get deleted by the user...but I would imagine they felt they were covering their tracks pretty good.

4) Petraeus got brought down because his married mistress, got possessive of something that didn't belong to her...unfortunately the person she thought was trying to steal her man was 'possibly' in a emotional relationship with another man of power, who then used his power to investigate the threatening comments.

5) still wondering what is being covered up...Petraeus initially lying to congress and blaming a video? secret illegal CIA detention center? if either are true, who knew what...and when?
 
2012-11-13 04:10:52 PM

I_C_Weener: So, Petreaus slept with Broadwell who threatened Kelley who emailed with Allen who helped out Kelley's twin sister.  So who shot the deputy?


I think we can rule out the guy who shot the sheriff.
 
2012-11-13 04:13:38 PM
Don't forget General Carter Ham, formerly of AFRICOM.
 
2012-11-13 04:16:18 PM

YixilTesiphon: Don't forget General Carter Ham, formerly of AFRICOM.


Actually, ignore that, it looks like the connection I had heard about there was just rumor.
 
2012-11-13 04:20:30 PM

aiiee: Thunderpipes: I really think the press makes too much of this. People cheat, get over it. As long as they do their jobs, who cares?

because they cheat at everything, Einstein.


So you people don't like Clinton? I do.

Men like women, I don't trust an old guy who turns down good looking women, especially when their wives look like my foot.
 
2012-11-13 04:22:54 PM

YixilTesiphon: Don't forget General Carter Ham, formerly of AFRICOM.



Or Senator Kerry MA (Possible next Sec Def nominee)

Senator Whitehouse RI

The use of United States Senate stationary by a Jerry Harrington (A fundraiser for both Kerry and Whitehouse)

and a $300,000 loan to Kelly's sister.
 
2012-11-13 04:28:19 PM

YixilTesiphon: Don't forget General Carter Ham, formerly of AFRICOM.



Retired...or not depending on which news source.  Also, he may or may not have been asked to stand down and ignored orders and then was relieved of duty...yet is still in charge of AFRICOM.  Got that?
 
2012-11-13 04:29:29 PM
I demand an independent prosecutor.  Preferably one who leaks stuff a lot...especially nude photos.
 
2012-11-13 04:34:23 PM

I_C_Weener: YixilTesiphon: Don't forget General Carter Ham, formerly of AFRICOM.


Retired...or not depending on which news source.  Also, he may or may not have been asked to stand down and ignored orders and then was relieved of duty...yet is still in charge of AFRICOM.  Got that?


Yeah, I heard that too, but just from some random dude. Do you have a link?
 
2012-11-13 04:39:48 PM

YixilTesiphon: I_C_Weener: YixilTesiphon: Don't forget General Carter Ham, formerly of AFRICOM.


Retired...or not depending on which news source.  Also, he may or may not have been asked to stand down and ignored orders and then was relieved of duty...yet is still in charge of AFRICOM.  Got that?

Yeah, I heard that too, but just from some random dude. Do you have a link?



I read it...but I think it was a pajamas media type link.  I know that I saw a legit story that had him called back to D.C. with only a brief explanation that it had to do with his failure to perform his official duty. 
 
This appears to be a more likely story.
 
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/nov/7/head-of-africa-comman d- not-forced-out/
 
2012-11-13 04:41:37 PM
hows this for a title: "General Admission"


Top Brass...Balls.

Bangley, VAgina

General Surge

Zero Dark Titty

Cock and Awe

Operation Anaconda

The Longest Dave
 
2012-11-13 04:43:03 PM

pag1107: I_C_Weener: So, Petreaus slept with Broadwell who threatened Kelley who emailed with Allen who helped out Kelley's twin sister.  So who shot the deputy?

It was the FBI agent kicked off the case for being obsessed with Kelley and sending her shirtless photos of himself. He later ran to the Republican congressional leadership when he thought the case was being swept under the rug by the President.


This FBI "friend" was not in charge of the investigation, he was not even involved, but kept putting his nose in it and eventually his superiors "told him to stay the hell away from it, and he was not invited to briefings,"

Later, the agent became convinced - incorrectly, the official said - that the case had stalled. Because of his "worldview," as the official put it, he suspected a politically motivated cover-up to protect President Obama. The agent alerted Eric Cantor, the House majority leader, who called the F.B.I. director, Robert S. Mueller III, on Oct. 31 to tell him of the agent's concerns.

Link

It is not a good thing when an official from your law enforcement agency uses a term like "your worldview" to describe your behavior. I don't think this guy is going to be an FBI agent for long. I hope at least he got some tail for it.
 
2012-11-13 04:49:17 PM
Why the Post?

They had a simple story that, for some reason, needed to be stretched to include John Kerry (intentionally inserted to be confused with Jill Kelley) and Sheldon Whitehouse (to be confused with THE White House) for no apparent reason.

By GEOFF EARLE and DAN MANGAN

Two more names to put on the list of hack 'journalists'
 
2012-11-13 04:55:40 PM
Anyone go into the injured genitals thread, and if so, why? Why?
 
2012-11-13 04:57:40 PM

Hots_Kebabs: hows this for a title: "General Admission"


Top Brass...Balls.

Bangley, VAgina

General Surge

Zero Dark Titty

Cock and Awe

Operation Anaconda

The Longest Dave


A Broad Too Far
 
2012-11-13 05:00:24 PM
Top Brass...Balls.

Bangley, VAgina

General Surge

Zero Dark Titty

Cock and Awe

Operation Anaconda

The Longest Dave

A Broad Too Far

War Whores
 
2012-11-13 05:01:12 PM

Biness: hows this for a title: "General Admission"


I like "General Disarray" better.
 
2012-11-13 05:02:07 PM
Top Brass...Balls.

Bangley, VAgina

General Surge

Zero Dark Titty

Cock and Awe

Operation Anaconda

The Longest Dave

A Broad Too Far

War Whores

General Strangelove
 
2012-11-13 05:05:01 PM
somebody stop me

/Moe..Larry, cheese
// no limburger
 
2012-11-13 05:07:30 PM

Thunderpipes: aiiee: Thunderpipes: I really think the press makes too much of this. People cheat, get over it. As long as they do their jobs, who cares?

because they cheat at everything, Einstein.

So you people don't like Clinton? I do.

Men like women, I don't trust an old guy who turns down good looking women, especially when their wives look like my foot.


Pat Robertson agrees with you.
 
2012-11-13 05:12:47 PM
Whar sex videos? Whar
 
2012-11-13 05:22:07 PM
Blackcock Down
The Sands of Iwo 'Gina
They Grind with the Boots On
 
2012-11-13 05:30:21 PM
pag1107: I_C_Weener: So, Petreaus slept with Broadwell who threatened Kelley who emailed with Allen who helped out Kelley's twin sister. So who shot the deputy?

It was the FBI agent kicked off the case for being obsessed with Kelley and sending her shirtless photos of himself. He later ran to the Republican congressional leadership when he thought the case was being swept under the rug by the President.


And it never occurred to this agent how this could all backfire on him in light of his own actions. Soapgate is getting more and more interesting.
 
2012-11-13 05:30:31 PM
Tinker Gigilo, Soldier, Spy
 
2012-11-13 05:32:01 PM
Sofa King Smart: BolshyGreatYarblocks: Sofa King Smart: AbbeySomeone: The only one I feel sorry for here is Holly Petraeus.

what does she expect for marrying a man whose name sounds like 'betray us'.

Women who look like Karl Rove in a wig ought to be grateful to have a man to share with better-looking women.

point made.

decisions, decisions...

i.telegraph.co.uk
From left: Gen David Petraeus, Scott Kelley and his wife, Jill, and Holly Petraeus


All those beads make them look like members of a street gang.
 
2012-11-13 05:37:03 PM
Thunderpipes: Bruce the Deuce: Thunderpipes: I really think the press makes too much of this. People cheat, get over it. As long as they do their jobs, who cares?

CIA and other such security sensitive employees have too much to lose when the illicit relationship tanks and blackmail rears its head. Makes it hard to effectively do your job.

If being a spy means no hot chicks, why would anyone want to be one, let alone the spy in charge? I expect spies to get hot chicks. That is part of the movie.


They agree
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t0.gstatic.com

www.iusb.edu
 
2012-11-13 05:48:01 PM

Latinwolf: Thunderpipes: Bruce the Deuce: Thunderpipes: I really think the press makes too much of this. People cheat, get over it. As long as they do their jobs, who cares?

CIA and other such security sensitive employees have too much to lose when the illicit relationship tanks and blackmail rears its head. Makes it hard to effectively do your job.

If being a spy means no hot chicks, why would anyone want to be one, let alone the spy in charge? I expect spies to get hot chicks. That is part of the movie.

They agree


You forgot one.

www.007magazine.co.uk
 
2012-11-13 05:57:24 PM
Das Boob
 
2012-11-13 06:00:53 PM
Edit: they died with their boots on was a western.

Resume teh funny.
 
2012-11-13 06:05:21 PM
The Dame Busters
Whore-a Whore-a Whore-a
Sergeant Pork
 
2012-11-13 06:05:37 PM

Latinwolf: pag1107: I_C_Weener: So, Petreaus slept with Broadwell who threatened Kelley who emailed with Allen who helped out Kelley's twin sister. So who shot the deputy?

It was the FBI agent kicked off the case for being obsessed with Kelley and sending her shirtless photos of himself. He later ran to the Republican congressional leadership when he thought the case was being swept under the rug by the President.

And it never occurred to this agent how this could all backfire on him in light of his own actions. Soapgate is getting more and more interesting.


Look, this guy claimed that Obama was sweeping this investigation, which his superiors dismissed as a catfight, under the. I don't think forward thinking was one of his strong suits.
 
2012-11-13 06:21:59 PM

Hots_Kebabs: Top Brass...Balls.

Bangley, VAgina

General Surge

Zero Dark Titty

Cock and Awe

Operation Anaconda

The Longest Dave

A Broad Too Far

War Whores

General Strangelove


The Big Red One

Full Metal Condom

Apoca-tits Now

Wads and Generals

Das Boot(y)
 
2012-11-13 06:37:51 PM

Sofa King Smart: Hots_Kebabs: Top Brass...Balls.

Bangley, VAgina

General Surge

Zero Dark Titty

Cock and Awe

Operation Anaconda

The Longest Dave

A Broad Too Far

War Whores

General Strangelove

The Big Red One

Full Metal Condom

Apoca-tits Now

Wads and Generals

Das Boot(y)


Operation Snatch
 
2012-11-13 06:53:35 PM

Sybarite: I think I'm going to need one of those cork boards with photos and bits of colored string to keep track at this point.


boingboing.net
 
2012-11-13 06:58:09 PM
I thought Jill Kelly was blonde...
content9.flixster.com
 
2012-11-13 07:08:59 PM
Which -gate?

Broadgate
 
2012-11-13 09:51:41 PM

sid244: I thought Jill Kelly was blonde...
[content9.flixster.com image 600x493]


I was disappointed in the lack of good Jill Kelly pics in this thread, and then sid244 saved the d...

Ahem.

I said good pics of Jill Kelly! Y'all are letting me down! :-p
 
2012-11-13 10:18:18 PM

over_and_done: sid244: I thought Jill Kelly was blonde...
[content9.flixster.com image 600x493]

I was disappointed in the lack of good Jill Kelly pics in this thread, and then sid244 saved the d...

Ahem.

I said good pics of Jill Kelly! Y'all are letting me down! :-p


Better?
NSFW
 
2012-11-13 10:45:12 PM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Biness: AbbeySomeone: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.

Bonus : The sister is a lawyer that is in trouble for denying the custodial father visitation, essentially she defied court orders are kidnapped her own son.

this is like all the lifetime movies rolled into one.

Well, no, since none of the generals have been stalking any of the women with a knife.


And no fires being set.
 
2012-11-13 10:47:15 PM

EyeballKid: Trocadero: I_C_Weener: Trocadero: I_C_Weener: Biness: I_C_Weener: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.


She will be when we get done writing the script.

hows this for a title: "General Admission"


Top Brass...Balls.

Bangley, VAgina

General Surge

Zero Dark Titty

Cock and Awe


You guys are going too porno for a big theater release.

/release. heh-heh
 
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