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(NYPost)   Gen. Allen helped out Jill Kelley's twin in a nasty custody battle, leaving subby totally confused as to which general slept with Elmo   (nypost.com) divider line 157
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2012-11-13 02:53:39 PM  
sostupiditsperfect.com
 
2012-11-13 02:54:30 PM  

MFAWG: cloud_van_dame: This is really, really reminding me of high school. Including the need for diagrams.

Yes, it is essentially a high school catfight that is going to end up shaping our top tier command structure for a couple of years.


Still not as good as the diaper-clad NASA woman driving cross country to kidnap her rival. Though if these emails were never reported, who know what kind of meltdown we would have been treated to. Broadwell is clearly prone to making some emotional decisions.
 
2012-11-13 02:54:34 PM  

coffeetime: An evil twin? I keep getting images of a writer at "The Onion" with a full basket of discarded copy muttering, "I can't keep up!"


I like to think they had already written all of this out, and some dude is yelling "CALLED IT!"
 
2012-11-13 02:54:39 PM  

Sybarite: I think I'm going to need one of those cork boards with photos and bits of colored string to keep track at this point.


Buy some more supplies. There's a report in the Wall Street Journal this morning that the FBI agent who got the investigation started once emailed a shirtless pic of himself to Jill Kelley. I think the safest assumption is that everyone in the government is sleeping with everyone else.
 
2012-11-13 02:54:47 PM  
img716.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-13 02:55:33 PM  

fireclown: Seriously: a TWIN? Who saw THAT coming?


The Latino priest.
 
2012-11-13 02:55:53 PM  

I_C_Weener: So, Petreaus slept with Broadwell who threatened Kelley who emailed with Allen who helped out Kelley's twin sister.  So who shot the deputy?


It was the FBI agent kicked off the case for being obsessed with Kelley and sending her shirtless photos of himself. He later ran to the Republican congressional leadership when he thought the case was being swept under the rug by the President.
 
2012-11-13 02:57:03 PM  

pag1107: I_C_Weener: So, Petreaus slept with Broadwell who threatened Kelley who emailed with Allen who helped out Kelley's twin sister.  So who shot the deputy?

It was the FBI agent kicked off the case for being obsessed with Kelley and sending her shirtless photos of himself. He later ran to the Republican congressional leadership when he thought the case was being swept under the rug by the President.


my life pretty much sucks, and this story is both fascinating and hilarious to me. i know its terrible, but its a bit of a distraction.
 
2012-11-13 02:57:44 PM  
The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.
 
2012-11-13 02:57:55 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: MFAWG: cloud_van_dame: This is really, really reminding me of high school. Including the need for diagrams.

Yes, it is essentially a high school catfight that is going to end up shaping our top tier command structure for a couple of years.

Still not as good as the diaper-clad NASA woman driving cross country to kidnap her rival. Though if these emails were never reported, who know what kind of meltdown we would have been treated to. Broadwell is clearly prone to making some emotional decisions.


That was a standard love triangle. This is more like a dodecahedron.
 
2012-11-13 02:59:18 PM  

themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.



She will be when we get done writing the script.
 
2012-11-13 02:59:19 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: MFAWG: cloud_van_dame: This is really, really reminding me of high school. Including the need for diagrams.

Yes, it is essentially a high school catfight that is going to end up shaping our top tier command structure for a couple of years.

Still not as good as the diaper-clad NASA woman driving cross country to kidnap her rival. Though if these emails were never reported, who know what kind of meltdown we would have been treated to. Broadwell is clearly prone to making some emotional decisions.


Don't be too sure, this thing is far from over. Everyday the paperboy brings more.
The biggest mistake was being involved with high maintenece b*tches that are still emotionally in high school.
 
2012-11-13 03:00:12 PM  

I_C_Weener: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.


She will be when we get done writing the script.


hows this for a title: "General Admission"
 
2012-11-13 03:00:32 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

This scandal has got everything.
 
2012-11-13 03:01:20 PM  

Biness: I_C_Weener: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.


She will be when we get done writing the script.

hows this for a title: "General Admission"



Top Brass...Balls.
 
2012-11-13 03:02:23 PM  

themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.


Bonus : The sister is a lawyer that is in trouble for denying the custodial father visitation, essentially she defied court orders are kidnapped her own son.
 
2012-11-13 03:03:28 PM  

AbbeySomeone: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.

Bonus : The sister is a lawyer that is in trouble for denying the custodial father visitation, essentially she defied court orders are kidnapped her own son.


this is like all the lifetime movies rolled into one.
 
2012-11-13 03:03:32 PM  

jjorsett: Sybarite: I think I'm going to need one of those cork boards with photos and bits of colored string to keep track at this point.

Buy some more supplies. There's a report in the Wall Street Journal this morning that the FBI agent who got the investigation started once emailed a shirtless pic of himself to Jill Kelley. I think the safest assumption is that everyone in the government is sleeping with everyone else Jill Kelley.

 
2012-11-13 03:03:47 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 480x270]

This scandal has got everything.



The new brunettes are in early.
 
2012-11-13 03:04:20 PM  

AbbeySomeone: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.

Bonus : The sister is a lawyer that is in trouble for denying the custodial father visitation, essentially she defied court orders are kidnapped her own son.


dammit - and
 
2012-11-13 03:04:55 PM  
www.reactiongifs.com
 
2012-11-13 03:05:28 PM  

I_C_Weener: So, Petreaus slept with Broadwell who threatened Kelley who emailed with Allen who helped out Kelley's twin sister.  So who shot the deputy?


I shot the sheriff... but, I didn't shoot the deputy.
 
2012-11-13 03:05:44 PM  
Shaving David's Generals?
 
2012-11-13 03:06:18 PM  
So my conclusion from all of this is that anyone who is on tv for more than a few minutes has groupies. Including Elmo
 
2012-11-13 03:06:25 PM  

I_C_Weener: Biness: I_C_Weener: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.


She will be when we get done writing the script.

hows this for a title: "General Admission"


Top Brass...Balls.


Bangley, VAgina
 
2012-11-13 03:08:26 PM  

AbbeySomeone: The only one I feel sorry for here is Holly Petraeus.


what does she expect for marrying a man whose name sounds like 'betray us'.
 
2012-11-13 03:10:08 PM  

xenophon10k: Subby wins all the internets.


+1
 
2012-11-13 03:13:12 PM  

Trocadero: I_C_Weener: Biness: I_C_Weener: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.


She will be when we get done writing the script.

hows this for a title: "General Admission"


Top Brass...Balls.

Bangley, VAgina


General Surge
 
2012-11-13 03:14:34 PM  

AbbeySomeone: The only one I feel sorry for here is Holly Petraeus.


+1 but only if The View hasn't gotten there first.

/you know it's coming
 
2012-11-13 03:14:46 PM  
I do feel bad for her. He has to be wondering if he shouldn't have just arranged a car accident at this point
 
2012-11-13 03:16:43 PM  

I_C_Weener: Trocadero: I_C_Weener: Biness: I_C_Weener: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.


She will be when we get done writing the script.

hows this for a title: "General Admission"


Top Brass...Balls.

Bangley, VAgina

General Surge


Zero Dark Titty
 
2012-11-13 03:19:06 PM  

Biness: AbbeySomeone: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.

Bonus : The sister is a lawyer that is in trouble for denying the custodial father visitation, essentially she defied court orders are kidnapped her own son.

this is like all the lifetime movies rolled into one.


Well, no, since none of the generals have been stalking any of the women with a knife.
 
2012-11-13 03:19:58 PM  

Trocadero: I_C_Weener: Trocadero: I_C_Weener: Biness: I_C_Weener: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.


She will be when we get done writing the script.

hows this for a title: "General Admission"


Top Brass...Balls.

Bangley, VAgina

General Surge

Zero Dark Titty


Cock and Awe
 
2012-11-13 03:20:52 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Biness: AbbeySomeone: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.

Bonus : The sister is a lawyer that is in trouble for denying the custodial father visitation, essentially she defied court orders are kidnapped her own son.

this is like all the lifetime movies rolled into one.

Well, no, since none of the generals have been stalking any of the women with a knife.


give it a few hours.
 
2012-11-13 03:21:11 PM  

Sofa King Smart: AbbeySomeone: The only one I feel sorry for here is Holly Petraeus.

what does she expect for marrying a man whose name sounds like 'betray us'.


Women who look like Karl Rove in a wig ought to be grateful to have a man to share with better-looking women.
 
2012-11-13 03:21:26 PM  

Diogenes: fireclown: Seriously: a TWIN? Who saw THAT coming?

The Latino priest.


Well of COURSE he did. The lesbian periodontist told him.

/bonus points if we can work Penn State into this.
 
2012-11-13 03:23:08 PM  

I_C_Weener: TofuTheAlmighty: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 480x270]

This scandal has got everything.


The new brunettes are in early.


I thought I was familiar with this 'Jill Kelly' from her 'acting' work... this is not the 'Jill Kelly' I am familiar with.
 
2012-11-13 03:24:18 PM  
I really think the press makes too much of this. People cheat, get over it. As long as they do their jobs, who cares?
 
2012-11-13 03:26:51 PM  

AbbeySomeone: The only one I feel sorry for here is Holly Petraeus.


Yep. Although I may feel sorry for others after all the details come out.
 
2012-11-13 03:27:39 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Sofa King Smart: AbbeySomeone: The only one I feel sorry for here is Holly Petraeus.

what does she expect for marrying a man whose name sounds like 'betray us'.

Women who look like Karl Rove in a wig ought to be grateful to have a man to share with better-looking women.


point made.

decisions, decisions...

i.telegraph.co.uk 
From left: Gen David Petraeus, Scott Kelley and his wife, Jill, and Holly Petraeus
 
2012-11-13 03:27:57 PM  

rtaylor92: Came for Jilly Kelly pic/reference, leaving.....well let's just say I'm leaving now



I too came for Jill Kelly. References that is.

But seriously! C'mon Farkers! A chance to post a bunch of porn star pics/links/references in multiple vaguely-political-conspiracy-to-hide-sex-scandal threads and nobody delivers!? Granted, this is the first of these threads I actually clicked on, but still. This blows. Loads.
 
2012-11-13 03:28:38 PM  

Thunderpipes: I really think the press makes too much of this. People cheat, get over it. As long as they do their jobs, who cares?


Go tell that to Mrs. Thunderpipes.

Kelley's book should be interesting if she's allowed to write it.
 
2012-11-13 03:29:10 PM  

Thunderpipes: I really think the press makes too much of this. People cheat, get over it. As long as they do their jobs, who cares?


CIA and other such security sensitive employees have too much to lose when the illicit relationship tanks and blackmail rears its head. Makes it hard to effectively do your job.
 
2012-11-13 03:29:56 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Bonus : The sister is a lawyer that is in trouble for denying the custodial father visitation, essentially she defied court orders are kidnapped her own son.


I'm sorry for every time in my life before this point that I've ever wasted the saying "this just keeps getting better and better." Nothing has been as worth it as this story; it just has so much to give!
 
2012-11-13 03:31:30 PM  

EyeballKid: Trocadero: I_C_Weener: Trocadero: I_C_Weener: Biness: I_C_Weener: themeaningoflifeisnot: The twin sister sounds like an evil, manipulative biatch.


She will be when we get done writing the script.

hows this for a title: "General Admission"


Top Brass...Balls.

Bangley, VAgina

General Surge

Zero Dark Titty

Cock and Awe


Sofa King Smart: BolshyGreatYarblocks: Sofa King Smart: AbbeySomeone: The only one I feel sorry for here is Holly Petraeus.

what does she expect for marrying a man whose name sounds like 'betray us'.

Women who look like Karl Rove in a wig ought to be grateful to have a man to share with better-looking women.

point made.

decisions, decisions...

[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387] 
From left: Gen David Petraeus, Scott Kelley and his wife, Jill, and Holly Petraeus



Uh huh.  Uh huh.  Ooo la la.  AAAARGGHH!!!
 
2012-11-13 03:33:07 PM  
AbbeySomeone: The only one I feel sorry for here is Holly Petraeus.

what does she expect for marrying a man whose name sounds like 'betray us'.

Women who look like Karl Rove in a wig ought to be grateful to have a man to share with better-looking women.


I wouldn't feel too bad for her. She automatically gets half his retirement and there's going to be a book deal. Yes. "Betray Us" will be part of the title.
 
2012-11-13 03:33:10 PM  

Thunderpipes: I really think the press makes too much of this. People cheat, get over it. As long as they do their jobs, who cares?


It was a actually some derper at the FBI that made this a thing, aided by Fox News
 
2012-11-13 03:33:31 PM  
A Mom wanted to spend more time with her child and used what connections she had to try to achieve that. Will this national security nightmare never end? We used double the budgets for the FBI and CIA.
 
2012-11-13 03:33:47 PM  

Bruce the Deuce: Thunderpipes: I really think the press makes too much of this. People cheat, get over it. As long as they do their jobs, who cares?

CIA and other such security sensitive employees have too much to lose when the illicit relationship tanks and blackmail rears its head. Makes it hard to effectively do your job.


If being a spy means no hot chicks, why would anyone want to be one, let alone the spy in charge? I expect spies to get hot chicks. That is part of the movie.
 
2012-11-13 03:34:23 PM  

Thunderpipes: I really think the press makes too much of this. People cheat, get over it. As long as they do their jobs, who cares?


I agree with you based on a lot of what I've seen coming out, but Petraeus resigned ahead of the story; the director of the CIA resigning because of an affair discovered by an FBI investigation is going to be news. Petraeus put himself in a compromising position, and he made the right call to resign.

But it is just so juicy and yet might actually be a heaping dose of fluff, which is a nice change.
 
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