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(NYPost)   Gen. Allen helped out Jill Kelley's twin in a nasty custody battle, leaving subby totally confused as to which general slept with Elmo   (nypost.com) divider line 157
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2012-11-13 11:51:23 AM
Subby wins all the internets.
 
2012-11-13 12:18:31 PM
I think I'm going to need one of those cork boards with photos and bits of colored string to keep track at this point.
 
2012-11-13 12:30:51 PM
I lol'd. +1
 
2012-11-13 12:41:32 PM
So, Petreaus slept with Broadwell who threatened Kelley who emailed with Allen who helped out Kelley's twin sister.  So who shot the deputy?
 
2012-11-13 01:00:03 PM
i63.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-13 01:08:29 PM

Sybarite: I think I'm going to need one of those cork boards with photos and bits of colored string to keep track at this point.


Heh. I came to say the same thing. Diagrams, b*tches! Use them. It's like a Soap opening up in here.
 
2012-11-13 01:27:43 PM

coco ebert: Sybarite: I think I'm going to need one of those cork boards with photos and bits of colored string to keep track at this point.

Heh. I came to say the same thing. Diagrams, b*tches! Use them. It's like a Soap opening up in here.


If you can get Bravo On Demand, you can catch up on all the episodes of "The Real Housewives of CENTCOM."
 
2012-11-13 01:46:59 PM
This thing is going to keep going for a while and catching more and more people in it's net, isn't it?
 
2012-11-13 01:51:44 PM
So what "-gate" name should this be given?

Poongate?
 
2012-11-13 02:02:20 PM

GAT_00: This thing is going to keep going for a while and catching more and more people in it's net, isn't it?



I heard that Malia Obama once sent a note to a classmate named Ben Gazi. 
 
2012-11-13 02:02:40 PM
The only one I feel sorry for here is Holly Petraeus.
 
2012-11-13 02:04:44 PM

Blues_X: So what "-gate" name should this be given?

Poongate?


Snatchgate
 
2012-11-13 02:16:51 PM

I_C_Weener: So, Petreaus slept with Broadwell who threatened Kelley who emailed with Allen who helped out Kelley's twin sister.  So who shot the deputy?


The shirtless FBI agent.

/not Scully
 
2012-11-13 02:20:09 PM
I can't wait to see this story done in Taiwanese news animation.
 
2012-11-13 02:21:06 PM

Diogenes: I can't wait to see this story done in Taiwanese news animation.


Oh God, yes.
 
2012-11-13 02:35:24 PM

cannotsuggestaname: Blues_X: So what "-gate" name should this be given?

Poongate?

Snatchgate


weeklystandard.com
 
2012-11-13 02:35:28 PM
A classic "Much ado about nothing' scenario... the much ado is certainly titillating, but is nothing - and perhaps a waste of time - compared to the bigger issues we face.
 
2012-11-13 02:36:13 PM
extras.mnginteractive.com

She should have just put on some diapers and gone over to kill the biatch
 
2012-11-13 02:36:22 PM

Blues_X: Diogenes: I can't wait to see this story done in Taiwanese news animation.

Oh God, yes.



I hope they give it a few more days. I have the feeling that it's going to get even nuttier. Seriously: a TWIN? Who saw THAT coming?
 
2012-11-13 02:37:50 PM

cannotsuggestaname: Blues_X: So what "-gate" name should this be given?

Poongate?

Snatchgate


Pic related

thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com
 
2012-11-13 02:39:29 PM
Peachesgate

because Petraeus's nickname is "Peaches" Petraeus.
 
2012-11-13 02:39:31 PM
I believe this is a vast conspiracy by the shadowy guild of late-night comedy writers, just like Monica Lewinski, Tiger Woods, and Anthony Weiner.
 
2012-11-13 02:39:46 PM

AbbeySomeone: The only one I feel sorry for here is Holly Petraeus.


i also feel bad for Mr. Broadwell
 
2012-11-13 02:39:59 PM

AbbeySomeone: The only one I feel sorry for here is Holly Petraeus.


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She's had a rough week.
 
2012-11-13 02:40:27 PM
"The Guiding Light" never had stories as wacky as this one is turned into.
 
2012-11-13 02:40:57 PM
BONERGATE '12
 
2012-11-13 02:40:58 PM
Last week, former Army General and now former CIA director David Petraeus resigned when he admitted to cheating on his wife with his biographer - the hot one who sells guns, not the ghost-writer who says he had no clue it was going on. The adultery, announced right after the elections but before the Benghazi hearings, became known when his mistress threatened another possible mistress - a Florida housewife with the hots for 4-star flag officers. For some reason, the FBI knew all this yet they might not have told anyone. Or, they told everyone. Or, they told everyone but the President. But it's possible they didn't have the right to tell anyone. Now an FBI investigator and the Marine Corps General who relieved Petraeus in Afghanistan were allegedly stalking and/or sleeping with the alleged possible second mistress and now they're under investigation by the CIA, FBI, NSA, and several Florida Homeowners Associations. Can Navy and Air Force flag officers be far behind? And where is the Coast Guard in all of this? Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of Soap!
 
2012-11-13 02:41:08 PM
I just can't keep up with this story. I need someone to fashion it into a manageable 10 minutes long Soap Opera so I can just watch it on youtube and catch up with the rest of you.
 
2012-11-13 02:41:47 PM
has turned into!
 
2012-11-13 02:42:12 PM
Bill Clinton should probably thank Hillary for not going all coo coo bananas on monica
 
2012-11-13 02:42:35 PM

fireclown: I hope they give it a few more days. I have the feeling that it's going to get even nuttier. Seriously: a TWIN? Who saw THAT coming?


Every day gives a new layer of goodness; I agree they should be patient.

I just read in a similar article that the original emails to Kelly that sparked the FBI investigation weren't even particularly threatening nor catty. Also that Petraeus and Broadwell shared a Gmail account and would draft emails w/o sending them to hide the paper trail. They'd both use the same account and just read the drafts.

That's some real cloak and dagger sh*t, sure.
 
2012-11-13 02:43:18 PM
images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2012-11-13 02:43:57 PM
as far as Holly Petrarus is concerned, My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Holly pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.


/Thank you, Simone.
 
2012-11-13 02:44:03 PM
This is really, really reminding me of high school. Including the need for diagrams.
 
2012-11-13 02:44:22 PM

Cybernetic: cannotsuggestaname: Blues_X: So what "-gate" name should this be given?

Poongate?

Snatchgate

[weeklystandard.com image 640x409]


Don'tstickyourdickincrazygate.
 
2012-11-13 02:44:28 PM

coco ebert: Sybarite: I think I'm going to need one of those cork boards with photos and bits of colored string to keep track at this point.

Heh. I came to say the same thing. Diagrams, b*tches! Use them. It's like a Soap opening up in here.


Personally, I want to see the Glenn Beck chalkboard version.

Petraeus + Allen = Peter Allen => Gay and Australian


Foreign gay powers threaten to bring Down US military all thanks to Obama's repeal of DADT.
 
2012-11-13 02:45:16 PM

Rapmaster2000: [images.huffingtonpost.com image 570x335]


Damn you.
 
2012-11-13 02:45:46 PM

GAT_00: This thing is going to keep going for a while and catching more and more people in it's net, isn't it?


It has that look, yes
 
2012-11-13 02:46:21 PM
weeklystandard.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-13 02:48:14 PM

GAT_00: This thing is going to keep going for a while and catching more and more people in it's net, isn't it?


Yurp.
 
2012-11-13 02:49:41 PM
Subby-

Elmo slept with General Disarray.
 
2012-11-13 02:50:48 PM

jigger: Peachesgate

because Petraeus's nickname is "Peaches" Petraeus.


Peaches is just a man.
Doing everything he can
Since his wife won't go downtown.
 
2012-11-13 02:51:01 PM
I don't know what i've been told...
No seriously, I don't follow at all...
Can we start again at the beginning?
something something canteen
 
2012-11-13 02:51:22 PM
This chick must have an amazing vagina... it has killed 2 careers, and counting.

It's still just one chick, yeah? I heard something about a crazy sister.
 
2012-11-13 02:51:42 PM

cloud_van_dame: This is really, really reminding me of high school. Including the need for diagrams.


Yes, it is essentially a high school catfight that is going to end up shaping our top tier command structure for a couple of years.
 
2012-11-13 02:51:43 PM
Came for Jilly Kelly pic/reference, leaving.....well let's just say I'm leaving now
 
2012-11-13 02:52:23 PM

GORDON: This chick must have an amazing vagina... it has killed 2 careers, and counting.

It's still just one chick, yeah? I heard something about a crazy sister.


so far only his. the other chick was apparently banging general allen.
 
2012-11-13 02:52:59 PM

MFAWG: cloud_van_dame: This is really, really reminding me of high school. Including the need for diagrams.

Yes, it is essentially a high school catfight that is going to end up shaping our top tier command structure for a couple of years.


i guess you could say its...generally confusing

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
2012-11-13 02:53:29 PM
An evil twin? I keep getting images of a writer at "The Onion" with a full basket of discarded copy muttering, "I can't keep up!"
 
2012-11-13 02:53:38 PM
I'm still waiting on some explanation of how Petreus got married to Newt Gingrich without anyone noticing and why he cheated on him with a woman???
 
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