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(Some Guy)   So the Dole/Kemp '96 website is still up and running   (dolekemp96.org) divider line 47
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2012-11-13 02:37:10 PM  
10 votes:

Kyro: Firewall got it.

Web Content Blocked
Access to this page is blocked in accordance with Internet use policy.
URL: www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm - Category: Pornography
If access to this site is required for a legitimate business purpose
click here to e-mail the IT Helpdesk who will submit a request to re-evaluate the category.


Probably because DoleKemp96 is an anagram for Do Me Kelp 69. Lots of algae fetishists out there.
2012-11-13 02:39:56 PM  
6 votes:

BKITU: Gig103: It's blocked as pornography on my work computer. Thanks a lot subby.

This


So what's worse, having them think you tried to look at porn or having them know you tried to look at the Dole/Kemp `96 site?
2012-11-13 02:39:24 PM  
6 votes:
This website really needs a midi playing in the background.
2012-11-13 12:14:53 PM  
6 votes:
Firewall got it.

Web Content Blocked
Access to this page is blocked in accordance with Internet use policy.
URL: www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm - Category: Pornography
If access to this site is required for a legitimate business purpose
click here to e-mail the IT Helpdesk who will submit a request to re-evaluate the category. 
2012-11-13 02:59:33 PM  
5 votes:
s3.amazonaws.com
2012-11-13 10:27:18 AM  
4 votes:
i48.tinypic.com

this is their windows wallpaper. actual size!
2012-11-13 03:01:24 PM  
3 votes:
No way, subby - I'm not burning up one of my 5 monthly hours on Prodigy to look at this shiat.
2012-11-13 01:22:59 PM  
3 votes:
It works great with my gopher client.
2012-11-13 12:15:53 PM  
3 votes:
Needs more bordered tables and a moveable frame on the left side.

(Maybe it has these, site's farked for me, won't load)
2012-11-13 10:22:27 AM  
3 votes:

Wellon Dowd: 17 clicks and we brought it down.


eh, Bob Dole doesn't like this.
2012-11-13 03:23:22 PM  
2 votes:
That's because Bob Dole isn't done reading it yet. Bob Dole.
2012-11-13 03:17:34 PM  
2 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Needs more sparkly background gifs and embedded midi files


Sometimes I miss the 90's Internet. I'm not ashamed to admit that I embedded my share of midi into my webpages, maybe even had an animated gif or two. (More than two. A lot more.) I was in college then, and it was a crazy time, when your computer was cutting edge if it had a built-in modem and every week our mailboxes overflowed with AOL disks promising a thousand hours of free internet.

I probably saved my first webpage somewhere, on a ZIP disk no doubt, and looking at it now would be like looking at a high school yearbook from the 70's or 80's. We thought we were so cutting edge, the epitome of cool, and now we have no choice but to shake our heads and be grateful that we know better.

So thank you to whoever posted this page. That really took me back.
2012-11-13 02:51:37 PM  
2 votes:

SkylineRecords: Maybe we can send the Mystery Gang to go in and find out who's keeping it running.


The only person who would benefit from it...

userserve-ak.last.fm

That's right, Frank Stallone!
2012-11-13 02:40:06 PM  
2 votes:
Not enough dancing babies.
2012-11-13 02:39:24 PM  
2 votes:
jezzbean.files.wordpress.com

Maybe we can send the Mystery Gang to go in and find out who's keeping it running.
2012-11-13 02:37:05 PM  
2 votes:
Be sure to learn "The Story of American Heros".

/I thought that Heros was Greek.
2012-11-13 02:36:32 PM  
2 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2012-11-13 12:21:11 PM  
2 votes:
Meanwhile, Romney cancelled payments on his web domain, fired all the staff and sold it to the Chinese.
2012-11-13 11:51:21 AM  
2 votes:
Mmm, in-line styling
2012-11-13 10:27:24 AM  
2 votes:

Wellon Dowd: Actually, it appears I just needed to wait for the 14.4 K modem attached to the server to work its magic.


A USRobotics sportster no doubt.

/V42BIS all up in this biatch
2012-11-13 05:03:11 PM  
1 votes:

natazha: Abandoned website are to the 21st Century like stacks of National Geographies in your basement were to the 20th.


Full of topless African tribal women?
2012-11-13 03:28:53 PM  
1 votes:
A little bit of shenanigans here.

"Still online" isn't quite right. "Put back online" is more accurate.

The actual Dole/Kemp 1996 website was hosted at dole96.com.

This version is being hosted by a group for archival purposes, not by any remnant of the Dole campaign.

Having said that, I love the idea that some parts of the mid-90s internet might still be online.
2012-11-13 03:27:03 PM  
1 votes:

Matthew Keene: With a little digging, I'll bet there's a farker out the who can find JFK's campaign website.


Funny, it keeps bouncing me to www.marilynmonroe.com
2012-11-13 03:15:46 PM  
1 votes:

mjg: oldfarthenry: Meanwhile, Romney cancelled payments on his GoDaddy web domain, fired all the staff and sold it to the Chinese.

/ftfy


Didn't you hear? Romney's staff got their credit cards cut off while trying to get home the night of the election.
2012-11-13 03:11:02 PM  
1 votes:
So, when the domain comes up for renewal, does the guy silently chuckle to himself and click two-year renewal for 14.99?
2012-11-13 03:09:31 PM  
1 votes:
Problem #1 w/ the Dole-Kemp 96 Ticket...

i52.photobucket.com

Wrong Kemp.
2012-11-13 03:05:07 PM  
1 votes:

Kyro: Firewall got it.

Web Content Blocked
Access to this page is blocked in accordance with Internet use policy.
URL: www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm - Category: Pornography
If access to this site is required for a legitimate business purpose
click here to e-mail the IT Helpdesk who will submit a request to re-evaluate the category.


Your firewall is dyslexic.
2012-11-13 03:01:50 PM  
1 votes:
Pfft. I'll be impressed when someone posts a working link to the Eisenhower/Nixon website.
2012-11-13 03:00:31 PM  
1 votes:
What the.....none of the "Dole Interactive" icons are working. I WANTED TO MAKE MY OWN BUTTON.
2012-11-13 02:59:02 PM  
1 votes:

Gig103: It's blocked as pornography on my work computer. Thanks a lot subby.


Haha, you thought about Bob Dole and porn at the same time.
2012-11-13 02:58:06 PM  
1 votes:

MrEricSir: Well sure, I've been ordering my pineapples from that site for years.



Beat me to it, you bastard.
2012-11-13 02:57:23 PM  
1 votes:
It's there as a teaching aid so kids can learn about the Democrat's current platform.
2012-11-13 02:52:32 PM  
1 votes:
And it will remain that way until Jack Kemp either gets elected VP or leads the Bills to victory in the Super Bowl.
2012-11-13 02:51:20 PM  
1 votes:
Bob Dole!

/BOB DOLE!
mjg
2012-11-13 02:48:02 PM  
1 votes:

oldfarthenry: Meanwhile, Romney cancelled payments on his GoDaddy web domain, fired all the staff and sold it to the Chinese.


/ftfy
2012-11-13 02:42:29 PM  
1 votes:
Kinda neat, but I still prefer the Space Jam website.
2012-11-13 02:41:43 PM  
1 votes:
Is it friends with the Space Jam website?
2012-11-13 02:40:32 PM  
1 votes:
Keep your grubby browser off Bob Dole's website.
2012-11-13 02:38:09 PM  
1 votes:
He should have gone with the slogan "Dole for top banana".
2012-11-13 02:38:05 PM  
1 votes:
Well sure, I've been ordering my pineapples from that site for years.
2012-11-13 01:26:26 PM  
1 votes:
Apologies to anyone getting in trouble...I'm surprised by that classification. There's very little porn there, for a Republican project.

/submitter
2012-11-13 01:12:06 PM  
1 votes:

Gig103: It's blocked as pornography on my work computer. Thanks a lot subby.


This
2012-11-13 12:31:30 PM  
1 votes:
It's blocked as pornography on my work computer. Thanks a lot subby.
2012-11-13 12:09:33 PM  
1 votes:
Needs more flashy siren gifs and a grabby mailbox for e-mail.
2012-11-13 11:07:55 AM  
1 votes:
Bob Dole Has a Distinguished Record of Leadership in Civil Rights
As President, Bob Dole will continue his strong commitment to protecting the civil rights of all Americans. During his career, he:

Supported the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and the Voting Rights Act of 1965.
Voted for the Age Discrimination in Employment Act (ADEA) of 1967. The act protects older employees and job applicants from age discrimination in employment. In 1990, Senator Dole supported the expansion and clarification of the ADEA to protect older workers from the loss of their employee benefit plans due to age discrimination.
Played an instrumental role in extending the Voting Rights Act in 1982.
Led the battle to pass the Americans with Disabilities Act, which is the first comprehensive federal law which protects individuals with disabilities from discrimination in employment, public services, transportation and telecommunications.

Introduced the Equal Opportunity Act, which prohibits the use of racial and gender preferences in federal contracting, federal employment, and programs wholly administered by the federal government.

Bob Dole believes that we have made great strides to end discrimination in this country, but that we still have much work to do.


Damn, he would not stand a chance in today's Republican party. Dole/Kemp was the last reasonable Republican presidential ticket.
2012-11-13 10:25:10 AM  
1 votes:

nekom: Wellon Dowd: 17 clicks and we brought it down.

eh, Bob Dole doesn't like this.


Actually, it appears I just needed to wait for the 14.4 K modem attached to the server to work its magic.
2012-11-13 10:16:24 AM  
1 votes:
"Following Bob Dole's mention of his campaign Web site address in his closing remarks last night in Hartford, the site has been deluged by a flood of first-time visitors. In a single four-hour period today, the Dole-Kemp '96 Web site received more than 762,000 "hits" -- the Web standard for measuring traffic on a site. The total hits on the site for today alone is expected to pass the 2 million mark."
 
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