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(Some Guy)   So the Dole/Kemp '96 website is still up and running   (dolekemp96.org) divider line 166
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2012-11-13 10:16:24 AM  
"Following Bob Dole's mention of his campaign Web site address in his closing remarks last night in Hartford, the site has been deluged by a flood of first-time visitors. In a single four-hour period today, the Dole-Kemp '96 Web site received more than 762,000 "hits" -- the Web standard for measuring traffic on a site. The total hits on the site for today alone is expected to pass the 2 million mark."
 
2012-11-13 10:19:59 AM  
that's awesome.
 
2012-11-13 10:21:16 AM  
"When users first visit the site, they are given the option of setting up a custom Dole Web page. Each custom page contains a personal tool bar that welcomes the user by name, alerts them to an electronic "In Box" containing any new press releases or other campaign materials posted since their last visit, directs them to briefing papers on issues in which they expressed interest, and offers a home-state icon for local information about the Clinton record and the Dole agenda in that state."
 
2012-11-13 10:21:27 AM  
17 clicks and we brought it down.
 
2012-11-13 10:22:27 AM  

Wellon Dowd: 17 clicks and we brought it down.


eh, Bob Dole doesn't like this.
 
2012-11-13 10:22:28 AM  
More opportunities. Smaller government. Stronger and safer families

Yeah, I'd like to see them try to get my dad to do a squat lift.
 
2012-11-13 10:25:10 AM  

nekom: Wellon Dowd: 17 clicks and we brought it down.

eh, Bob Dole doesn't like this.


Actually, it appears I just needed to wait for the 14.4 K modem attached to the server to work its magic.
 
2012-11-13 10:27:18 AM  
i48.tinypic.com

this is their windows wallpaper. actual size!
 
2012-11-13 10:27:24 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Actually, it appears I just needed to wait for the 14.4 K modem attached to the server to work its magic.


A USRobotics sportster no doubt.

/V42BIS all up in this biatch
 
2012-11-13 10:35:55 AM  
So it's actually this organization that is preserving presidential websites http://www.4president.org/

kind of cool
 
2012-11-13 10:38:31 AM  
That's a nightmare of depravity.
 
2012-11-13 11:07:55 AM  
Bob Dole Has a Distinguished Record of Leadership in Civil Rights
As President, Bob Dole will continue his strong commitment to protecting the civil rights of all Americans. During his career, he:

Supported the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and the Voting Rights Act of 1965.
Voted for the Age Discrimination in Employment Act (ADEA) of 1967. The act protects older employees and job applicants from age discrimination in employment. In 1990, Senator Dole supported the expansion and clarification of the ADEA to protect older workers from the loss of their employee benefit plans due to age discrimination.
Played an instrumental role in extending the Voting Rights Act in 1982.
Led the battle to pass the Americans with Disabilities Act, which is the first comprehensive federal law which protects individuals with disabilities from discrimination in employment, public services, transportation and telecommunications.

Introduced the Equal Opportunity Act, which prohibits the use of racial and gender preferences in federal contracting, federal employment, and programs wholly administered by the federal government.

Bob Dole believes that we have made great strides to end discrimination in this country, but that we still have much work to do.


Damn, he would not stand a chance in today's Republican party. Dole/Kemp was the last reasonable Republican presidential ticket.
 
2012-11-13 11:17:26 AM  

loveblondieo: Damn, he would not stand a chance in today's Republican party. Dole/Kemp was the last reasonable Republican presidential ticket.


I don't know, 2000 McCain would have done a damn sight better than Bush. Not a big fan of 2008 McCain though.
 
2012-11-13 11:42:55 AM  

nekom: I don't know, 2000 McCain would have done a damn sight better than Bush. Not a big fan of 2008 McCain though.


That's true. I guess my memory of 2000 McCain was overshadowed by 2008 McCain.
 
2012-11-13 11:50:21 AM  

nekom: Wellon Dowd: Actually, it appears I just needed to wait for the 14.4 K modem attached to the server to work its magic.

A USRobotics sportster no doubt.

/V42BIS all up in this biatch


8 n 1
 
2012-11-13 11:51:21 AM  
Mmm, in-line styling
 
2012-11-13 12:04:21 PM  
Needs more sparkly background gifs and embedded midi files
 
2012-11-13 12:09:33 PM  
Needs more flashy siren gifs and a grabby mailbox for e-mail.
 
2012-11-13 12:14:53 PM  
Firewall got it.

Web Content Blocked
Access to this page is blocked in accordance with Internet use policy.
URL: www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm - Category: Pornography
If access to this site is required for a legitimate business purpose
click here to e-mail the IT Helpdesk who will submit a request to re-evaluate the category. 
 
2012-11-13 12:15:53 PM  
Needs more bordered tables and a moveable frame on the left side.

(Maybe it has these, site's farked for me, won't load)
 
2012-11-13 12:21:11 PM  
Meanwhile, Romney cancelled payments on his web domain, fired all the staff and sold it to the Chinese.
 
2012-11-13 12:31:30 PM  
It's blocked as pornography on my work computer. Thanks a lot subby.
 
2012-11-13 01:12:06 PM  

Gig103: It's blocked as pornography on my work computer. Thanks a lot subby.


This
 
2012-11-13 01:22:59 PM  
It works great with my gopher client.
 
2012-11-13 01:26:26 PM  
Apologies to anyone getting in trouble...I'm surprised by that classification. There's very little porn there, for a Republican project.

/submitter
 
2012-11-13 02:34:18 PM  
The term "hit" being used for drug use and website interaction... Coincidence?
 
2012-11-13 02:36:32 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-13 02:37:05 PM  
Be sure to learn "The Story of American Heros".

/I thought that Heros was Greek.
 
2012-11-13 02:37:10 PM  

Kyro: Firewall got it.

Web Content Blocked
Access to this page is blocked in accordance with Internet use policy.
URL: www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm - Category: Pornography
If access to this site is required for a legitimate business purpose
click here to e-mail the IT Helpdesk who will submit a request to re-evaluate the category.


Probably because DoleKemp96 is an anagram for Do Me Kelp 69. Lots of algae fetishists out there.
 
2012-11-13 02:38:05 PM  
Well sure, I've been ordering my pineapples from that site for years.
 
2012-11-13 02:38:09 PM  
He should have gone with the slogan "Dole for top banana".
 
2012-11-13 02:39:24 PM  
jezzbean.files.wordpress.com

Maybe we can send the Mystery Gang to go in and find out who's keeping it running.
 
2012-11-13 02:39:24 PM  
This website really needs a midi playing in the background.
 
2012-11-13 02:39:56 PM  

BKITU: Gig103: It's blocked as pornography on my work computer. Thanks a lot subby.

This


So what's worse, having them think you tried to look at porn or having them know you tried to look at the Dole/Kemp `96 site?
 
2012-11-13 02:40:04 PM  

loveblondieo: nekom: I don't know, 2000 McCain would have done a damn sight better than Bush. Not a big fan of 2008 McCain though.

That's true. I guess my memory of 2000 McCain was overshadowed by 2008 McCain.


My memory of 2008 McCain is overshadowed by 2008 Palin.
 
2012-11-13 02:40:06 PM  
Not enough dancing babies.
 
2012-11-13 02:40:32 PM  
Keep your grubby browser off Bob Dole's website.
 
2012-11-13 02:40:34 PM  

zedster: So it's actually this organization that is preserving presidential websites http://www.4president.org/

kind of cool


I was wondering about that, because some of html used wasn't available in '96.
 
2012-11-13 02:40:42 PM  

SkylineRecords: [jezzbean.files.wordpress.com image 512x384]

Maybe we can send the Mystery Gang to go in and find out who's keeping it running.


Where is this abandoned theme park? I am always interested in them.
 
2012-11-13 02:41:23 PM  

nekom: A USRobotics sportster no doubt.


More likely a Courier V.Everything
 
2012-11-13 02:41:43 PM  
Is it friends with the Space Jam website?
 
2012-11-13 02:42:02 PM  

FlashHarry: [i48.tinypic.com image 128x128]

this is their windows wallpaper. actual size!


When I get home I'm going to tile the hell out of my desktop.
 
2012-11-13 02:42:29 PM  
Kinda neat, but I still prefer the Space Jam website.
 
2012-11-13 02:43:23 PM  
 
2012-11-13 02:43:35 PM  

nekom: Wellon Dowd: Actually, it appears I just needed to wait for the 14.4 K modem attached to the server to work its magic.

A USRobotics sportster no doubt.

/V42BIS all up in this biatch


AT&FE1Q0V1X4&C1&D2

/my lawn, get off it!
 
2012-11-13 02:46:42 PM  

kdawg7736: SkylineRecords: [jezzbean.files.wordpress.com image 512x384]

Maybe we can send the Mystery Gang to go in and find out who's keeping it running.

Where is this abandoned theme park? I am always interested in them.


Pripyat
 
2012-11-13 02:47:47 PM  
This is hilariously awesome! XD
 
2012-11-13 02:48:00 PM  

Wellon Dowd: 17 clicks and we brought it down.


I was wondering about that. Where is this thing residing that it's still alive, but obviously on 15 year old equipment(As in didn't just get migrated at some point accidentally)?
 
mjg
2012-11-13 02:48:02 PM  

oldfarthenry: Meanwhile, Romney cancelled payments on his GoDaddy web domain, fired all the staff and sold it to the Chinese.


/ftfy
 
2012-11-13 02:50:17 PM  

kdawg7736: Where is this abandoned theme park? I am always interested in them.


Why does everyone always think that the Rusty Dusty Theme Park is abandoned?
 
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