me_the_farker: And suddenly I feel the need to shower....
Big Man On Campus: Hrm... is rule 32 in effect on the bellybutton, or is it the one exception?
sparkeyjames: Big Man On Campus: Hrm... is rule 32 in effect on the bellybutton, or is it the one exception?Got news for you Mr. Germophobe it's not going to help much. 2 hours later the stronger ones willhave bred a few thousand times. Won't you look silly constantly twirling an an alcohol soaked Q-tipin your navel.
SultanofSchwing: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x317]sometimes car keys too.
rufus-t-firefly: D) Your mom
huntercr: I don't know... seems like these scientists are just navel gazing./Also wonder how many of the first "batch" of 66 navels ( From TFA) were attached to hot women
NotARocketScientist: It's funny how many people think a shower gets rid of all bacteria on your body. It will reduce the population in many places temporarily, but not all, and it will rebound within hours./Bacteria - your swimming in it all the time
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