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(Wired UK)   Scientists found 2,300 different species living in A) Amazon rainforest B) Coral reefs C) Your belly button   (wired.co.uk) divider line 37
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2012-11-13 03:39:05 PM
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2012-11-13 03:39:22 PM
Why is the answer ALWAYS C?

/you guys aren't trying anymore
 
2012-11-13 03:39:28 PM
So that explains the stench...
 
2012-11-13 03:41:36 PM
How many of them are spooge-feeders?
 
2012-11-13 03:42:19 PM
Linked farked for me, but I'd like to say I feel violated having these scientists examining my belly button.
 
2012-11-13 03:46:01 PM
And suddenly I feel the need to shower....
 
2012-11-13 03:48:52 PM
Last month I found out about the face spiders that have no butt hole. They come out at night to have sex on your face and then back into the pores of the hair follicle. Then when they die, their un-excreted stomach acid and fecal matter bursts inside your hair follicles.

So, think of that next time you see an eyelash in your food.
 
2012-11-13 03:48:56 PM
www.stevebloom.com

Even these chimps know how to use tools. Take a shower ya hippies, and learn to use a gotdamm Q-tip.
 
2012-11-13 03:51:18 PM
Hrm... is rule 32 in effect on the bellybutton, or is it the one exception?
 
2012-11-13 03:52:23 PM
snltranscripts.jt.org 

Does what look bad? Oh, that? No! What, no, it looks fine, you can't even notice it!
 
2012-11-13 03:52:27 PM

me_the_farker: And suddenly I feel the need to shower....


That's fine, but remember if you soap up your finger and clean your bellybutton for more than a minute, you are masturbating.
 
2012-11-13 03:55:17 PM
Huzzah for skin microbiota!
 
2012-11-13 03:56:36 PM
2301 because my finger.
 
2012-11-13 04:00:28 PM

Big Man On Campus: Hrm... is rule 32 in effect on the bellybutton, or is it the one exception?


Got news for you Mr. Germophobe it's not going to help much. 2 hours later the stronger ones will
have bred a few thousand times. Won't you look silly constantly twirling an an alcohol soaked Q-tip
in your navel.
 
2012-11-13 04:00:42 PM
See, there were over 2300 reasons for contemplating my navel.
 
2012-11-13 04:01:20 PM

sparkeyjames: Big Man On Campus: Hrm... is rule 32 in effect on the bellybutton, or is it the one exception?

Got news for you Mr. Germophobe it's not going to help much. 2 hours later the stronger ones will
have bred a few thousand times. Won't you look silly constantly twirling an an alcohol soaked Q-tip
in your navel.


OOPS quoted wrong comment. Sorry. Big Man.

Oh and Rule 34 is always in effect.
 
2012-11-13 04:06:36 PM
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2012-11-13 04:07:00 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

sometimes car keys too.
 
2012-11-13 04:08:36 PM
Whose belly button is the tiny atom Earth in?
 
2012-11-13 04:12:02 PM
Q-Tip + Axe + Elbow grease after shower = no funk in your naval.
And make sure who ever you got backin up to ya in bed is keeping the funky groove clean, too.
 
2012-11-13 04:16:11 PM
And every native one of them is sorry Vitoria's Secret dropped the Indian costume.
 
2012-11-13 04:17:32 PM
D) Your mom
 
2012-11-13 04:19:54 PM

SultanofSchwing: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x317]

sometimes car keys too.


Came for this...

/leaving satisfied
 
2012-11-13 04:46:52 PM
This is why never eat food or drink from anyone's bellybutton, including your own. This means you Ron Jeremy.
 
2012-11-13 05:14:53 PM
cdn.static.ovimg.com
 
2012-11-13 05:16:58 PM

rufus-t-firefly: D) Your mom


There it is. Good work sir.
 
2012-11-13 05:33:46 PM

rufus-t-firefly: D) Your mom


You got this right Rufus, subby missed the boat on this one.
 
2012-11-13 05:55:03 PM
Well, I knew I needed to lose weight, but you didn't have to embarras me. Thanks.
 
2012-11-13 06:40:26 PM
I had forgotten to clean out my belly button for the past few months. I suddenly remembered when I was showering at the gym, so I cleaned it out. Took me about five minutes. Unfortunately some of the grime had cemented itself to my skin and I ended up scabbing it. I had to put some polysporin on it for a few days before it healed. Itched like a biatch.
 
2012-11-13 06:57:03 PM
I'm just gonna go with A here, and decline reading the article, this time. My instinct tells me I will end up happier doing this.
 
2012-11-13 07:48:57 PM
I don't know... seems like these scientists are just navel gazing.

/Also wonder how many of the first "batch" of 66 navels ( From TFA) were attached to hot women
 
2012-11-13 08:45:00 PM

huntercr: I don't know... seems like these scientists are just navel gazing.

/Also wonder how many of the first "batch" of 66 navels ( From TFA) were attached to hot women


I prefer the terminology "swarm of navels".
 
2012-11-13 08:58:00 PM
It's funny how many people think a shower gets rid of all bacteria on your body. It will reduce the population in many places temporarily, but not all, and it will rebound within hours.

/Bacteria - your swimming in it all the time
 
2012-11-13 09:46:32 PM
And those are just the refugees...
 
2012-11-13 11:14:52 PM
Worst. Thread. Ever.
 
2012-11-13 11:43:41 PM

NotARocketScientist: It's funny how many people think a shower gets rid of all bacteria on your body. It will reduce the population in many places temporarily, but not all, and it will rebound within hours.

/Bacteria - your swimming in it all the time



Ya' know, for a smart lady your not all that smart. You're gramer could use a touch-up.

/i has a swimming?
 
2012-11-14 01:14:36 PM
The numbers in the amazon rainforest and coral reefs would be orders of magnitude higher.
 
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