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(Mandatory)   Man creates intentionally awful OK Cupid profile, but uses a cute girl photo, to see how low Internet creeps would go. (Spoiler: Low)   (mandatory.com) divider line 578
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2012-11-13 01:53:37 PM  

Stray Cat Strut: Brings back memories. I remember having a profile on hotornot (or some such site) when I was literally 15 or so and the sheer volume of pervs who wrote me despite me admitting my age was disgusting. I was 15 though so I thought that made me hot shiat. Reading through that made my skin crawl a little.


I'm figuratively 15 so it evens out. How YOU doin'??
 
2012-11-13 01:53:38 PM  
"Can I cum in your mouth or your pussy?" Dayum, dude doesn't beat around the bush.
 
2012-11-13 01:54:35 PM  
I've only met one person on OKCupid. All I can remember about her is that she's a gluten intolerant vegan who's even less outgoing than I am.

Introverts don't mix well.
 
2012-11-13 01:54:54 PM  

Reyvacs: There is no way "Rob Lee", the article author, isn't a woman. These are all "OMG look how dumb and inappropriate this girl is! And guys still try to hook up with her?! News!"

There are only two types of men: Those that would try to hook up with that, and those that wouldn't, but absolutely know that some guy out there would.


and the difference between the two can be measured in BAC.
 
2012-11-13 01:55:25 PM  

Jument: How is this surprising? Some of it was funny to read but let's face it, men who are looking to get laid will often stoop pretty low. We've all been there.


I don't think we've all heard that a girl was molested by her cousin and used that to shift the conversation, rather than activating the ejector seat. I personally have a pretty low bar for shiat I will put up with when approaching a woman.
 
2012-11-13 01:55:36 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: "Can I cum in your mouth or your pussy?" Dayum, dude doesn't beat around the bush.


Noob. Never ask, just do.
 
2012-11-13 01:56:16 PM  
The saddest farking thing is that I read the fake profile and it didn't really stand out as any worse than others I've read. Youtube comments come to mind...
 
2012-11-13 01:56:28 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: "Can I cum in your mouth or your pussy?" Dayum, dude doesn't beat around the bush.


Most women these days don't even have a bush to beat around.
 
2012-11-13 01:56:41 PM  
Rule 28,29 and 30 solve all these things.
 
2012-11-13 01:56:41 PM  
I did this before it was cool. Hell, there are plenty of women intentionally doing this on that site. It's a messed up system of frustrated people trying to do it "right" alongside average people spamming (successfully) for hookups.
 
2012-11-13 01:57:44 PM  
This is so incredibly frkking stupid I don't even know what to say. First off you are a frkking loser if you have nothing better to do than make a fake okcupid account pretending to be a dumb girl. Secondly, everyone already frkking knows how low guys will stoop when they are trying to snatch some snatch. Ok I'm done but fuk all of you, really.
 
2012-11-13 01:58:17 PM  
I only read a bit, but it looks like they weren't "creepy" as much as they didn't give a damn that she was an idiot. They kept talking to her and treating her as a serious prospect despite her being a complete moron one would avoid in normal life.
 
2012-11-13 01:58:44 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: "Can I cum in your mouth or your pussy?" Dayum, dude doesn't beat around the bush.



Well, he seems to be giving her that option, anyway.
 
2012-11-13 01:59:40 PM  

Wettner: BTW, I sent jenny90210@aol my penis back in the day and she NEVER got back to me! That biatch ruined my online experience!!


Strange, that chick stalked me relentlessly, I ended up having to burn my computer and move out of state. She was into some dark and twisted stuff...what a whore.
 
2012-11-13 02:00:36 PM  
The author doesn't seem much brighter than the profile he faked, what with feeling the need to provide play-by-play descriptions of the profile and chats that you've just read for yourself.
 
2012-11-13 02:01:20 PM  

man metaphysical: This is so incredibly frkking stupid I don't even know what to say. First off you are a frkking loser if you have nothing better to do than make a fake okcupid account pretending to be a dumb girl. Secondly, everyone already frkking knows how low guys will stoop when they are trying to snatch some snatch. Ok I'm done but fuk all of you, really.


that's an excellent point.
How does that phrase go? "I'd eat a mile of shiat to get to that ass"
More then a few men that say it mean it more than figuratively. .
 
2012-11-13 02:01:24 PM  
browse through that profile a little and make sure you aren't getting ready to message an illiterate part time prostitute with a rubber arm and a history of vehicular crimes.

Mom?
 
2012-11-13 02:01:57 PM  

MindStalker: I only read a bit, but it looks like they weren't "creepy" as much as they didn't give a damn. that She was an idiot, so they kept talking to her and treating her as a serious prospect despite her being a complete moron one would avoid in normal life.


FTFY.
 
2012-11-13 02:02:08 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Anyone have the chat room troll that posted years ago? The angry pirate one?

/anyone?


Bloodninja

There ya go.
 
2012-11-13 02:02:30 PM  
Who reads their profile
 
2012-11-13 02:02:36 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Wettner: BTW, I sent jenny90210@aol my penis back in the day and she NEVER got back to me! That biatch ruined my online experience!!

Strange, that chick stalked me relentlessly, I ended up having to burn my computer and move out of state. She was into some dark and twisted stuff...what a whore.


Whew, dodged that bullet then huh? Sounds like she could have Petraeus'd me.
 
2012-11-13 02:02:37 PM  

NCg8r: Ummmm...... that's not so outrageous as, well, I'm gonna go with Representative... of the average online profile.

I met my girl on PoF but it took a ton of sifting through the garbage to find her. Seems that every obese single mother is looking for a man to treat them like a princess (while being VERY clear that they won't waste time talking to men who are interested in sex with their new girlfriend).


I met one on pof and when I met her in person, her husband was there pawing on her at the bar. She told me that they were separated for three years and that he still hadn't given up. as I was headed out the door she asked what was going on and I replied "I'm not herefor this kind of drama" and left.
 
2012-11-13 02:04:03 PM  

Ehcks: I've only met one person on OKCupid. All I can remember about her is that she's a gluten intolerant vegan who's even less outgoing than I am.

Introverts don't mix well.



The only one I've met through there contacted me. She's a Doctor of Ancient Crap at the local university and, at 40-something, was too baby-crazy to notice that I'd plainly stated that I can't/won't make more babies. When I made that clear, she basically bolted.

Never got a chance to stick my dick in the crazy.
 
2012-11-13 02:04:06 PM  

ISO15693: So... hardcore clown dancing for god? Why have I not heard of this before!?


So I thought you were making shiat up. I went to wiki.

I... I don't even know what life is anymore. I'm adrift. What. The. Fark.
 
2012-11-13 02:05:10 PM  
Wait.

We are shocked that men will sink to startling depths to get with a cute girl who isn't that bright? This surprises us? This is (not) news?

Where is Rick Romero when we need him?!
 
2012-11-13 02:05:29 PM  
Did this years ago with a female friend, she needed a laugh and was busting her sides as we did it.
See Disfunctional on POF. Got some email, responded with a polite no-thanks in most cases, ignored the others, never went further than that.

cheap_thoughts: I write a halfway intelligent profile, and rarely get messages or profile views. Clearly I'm doing it wrong.


Nah you're doing it right, unless you want to date guys attracted to idiots. Don't target an audience, let the one in the audience who stands out notice you. Or something like that....
 
2012-11-13 02:05:31 PM  
My okcupid profile has always been a copy of my Fark profile, so I'm getting a real kick outta these replies.
 
2012-11-13 02:05:38 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Anyone have the chat room troll that posted years ago? The angry pirate one?

/anyone?


This one

And another, same guy 

/nsfw language......
 
2012-11-13 02:05:44 PM  

Wettner: Sounds like she could have Petraeus'd me.


NIIIIIIIIICE!
 
2012-11-13 02:05:48 PM  
I loved online dating. I never pulled more tail in my life than when I had an account on the pussy catalog known as "Match."
 
2012-11-13 02:05:54 PM  

rooftop235: NCg8r: Ummmm...... that's not so outrageous as, well, I'm gonna go with Representative... of the average online profile.

I met my girl on PoF but it took a ton of sifting through the garbage to find her. Seems that every obese single mother is looking for a man to treat them like a princess (while being VERY clear that they won't waste time talking to men who are interested in sex with their new girlfriend).

I met one on pof and when I met her in person, her husband was there pawing on her at the bar. She told me that they were separated for three years and that he still hadn't given up. as I was headed out the door she asked what was going on and I replied "I'm not herefor this kind of drama" and left.


Good for you, sir. A smart man folds on a shiatty hand.
 
2012-11-13 02:07:01 PM  
That brings back memories of Fugly.com. Actually, Fugly is how I found out about FARK.com.
 
2012-11-13 02:07:30 PM  
The amusing part is that profile isn't that bad... a large number of people are actually that stupid these days.

There are real profiles that are worse than that fake one.
 
2012-11-13 02:07:44 PM  

cheap_thoughts: I write a halfway intelligent profile, and rarely get messages or profile views. Clearly I'm doing it wrong.


Hank is adorable.
 
2012-11-13 02:08:07 PM  
The picture is not severely overweight, and the profile doesn't spend every section talking about how she hates men and that her bastard baby is the center of her life. Yes, the girl portrayed is illiterate and insensitive, but she's energetic and no doubt interesting to have around - for entertainment value if nothing else.

Hands down, that's so much better than any single women from here.

I'm not at all surprised that the guy got a bunch of replies. I probably would have replied too, if I hadn't already given up on dating entirely.
 
2012-11-13 02:08:56 PM  

flaminio: Did this way back in the day on AOL when my sister was looking for an account to get some advanced scouting on what she was up against.

If any of you guys were sexting with "jenny90210[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]loa[* image 7x13]com", well, sorry...


But the question is, did you get off on it too?

/We were all young once.
 
2012-11-13 02:09:20 PM  
 
2012-11-13 02:09:29 PM  
This is why I only bang fat chicks with daddy issues that I meet on FetLife.
 
2012-11-13 02:09:50 PM  
Article writer, tries to write fake profile making the girl sounds stupid.

writes profile that just sounds like a normal girl.
 
2012-11-13 02:09:58 PM  
www.myteespot.com
 
2012-11-13 02:10:52 PM  

cheap_thoughts: I write a halfway intelligent profile, and rarely get messages or profile views. Clearly I'm doing it wrong.


Hell, I'd date you, just based on your fark profile. You're cute, and so is Hank the kitty :)
 
2012-11-13 02:11:18 PM  

LazerFish: [www.myteespot.com image 217x400]


Occupation: full on rapist
 
2012-11-13 02:11:55 PM  
This kind of stuff reminds me ever so gently how nice it is to be happily married.

/Because the alternative is mountainside hermitage and industrial stacks of pr0n.
 
2012-11-13 02:12:37 PM  

NCg8r: Ummmm...... that's not so outrageous as, well, I'm gonna go with Representative... of the average online profile.

I met my girl on PoF but it took a ton of sifting through the garbage to find her. Seems that every obese single mother is looking for a man to treat them like a princess (while being VERY clear that they won't waste time talking to men who are interested in sex with their new girlfriend).


They also hate cheaters and liars.

ANd want you to have a good jerb.
 
2012-11-13 02:12:44 PM  

cheap_thoughts: I write a halfway intelligent profile, and rarely get messages or profile views. Clearly I'm doing it wrong.


Gym membership comes before dating site membership.

/flames incoming!!!!

Naw just being serious though. I try not to be really really superficial, but there is the crazy/hot line. With the cat pics, you're showing waaay too much crazy for your hot level.
 
2012-11-13 02:12:57 PM  
I met one person on okCupid. Train wreck all the way.

I can deal with a nerdy single mom that's way into costuming and other comicon/ren faire stuff.
Couldn't deal with the clingyness, disinterested mothering, medical issues, incurable STD's and assorted neuroses.

Her friends were awesome, though.
 
2012-11-13 02:13:19 PM  

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Bit'O'Gristle: Anyone have the chat room troll that posted years ago? The angry pirate one?

/anyone?

Bloodninja

There ya go.


I'll be darn. I didn't know i could laugh coca-cola out of my nose.

/Well Done
 
2012-11-13 02:13:30 PM  

cheap_thoughts: I write a halfway intelligent profile, and rarely get messages or profile views. Clearly I'm doing it wrong.


You are cute but a bit heavy. Maybe you should try a BBW dating site. Good luck.
 
2012-11-13 02:14:55 PM  

Andromeda: prove some point about why feminism is bad he asked me if I'd rather be raped or sent to jail for 20 years.


wat?

Been a few months since I even thought about dating, already know I will not be going the online route when I feel up to it, though.
 
2012-11-13 02:15:06 PM  
i don't understand this. the guy went fishing for trash, and then gloated when trash turned up. how is that funny or interesting?
 
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