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(Mandatory)   Man creates intentionally awful OK Cupid profile, but uses a cute girl photo, to see how low Internet creeps would go. (Spoiler: Low)   (mandatory.com) divider line 578
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2012-11-13 12:06:18 PM
Boy, does that bring back memories...
 
2012-11-13 12:27:40 PM
Hey, chili, krumping, and interpretive dance are my passions as well!
 
2012-11-13 12:42:58 PM
I write a halfway intelligent profile, and rarely get messages or profile views. Clearly I'm doing it wrong.
 
2012-11-13 12:49:40 PM

cheap_thoughts: I write a halfway intelligent profile, and rarely get messages or profile views. Clearly I'm doing it wrong.


maybe you should put in more misspellings. tart up your picture some. you're cute, but guys on dating sites are looking for girls who look like they would be willing to touch their penis after a dinner at the "Red Loster"
 
2012-11-13 12:51:36 PM
I am not sure what the big deal is.. this type of profile is common on Fark.
 
2012-11-13 12:58:02 PM

Lucky LaRue: I am not sure what the big deal is.. this type of profile is common on Fark.


I know, right? I had to remove all references to krumping in my profile here just to get farkettes to stop sending me BIE.
 
2012-11-13 01:05:36 PM

xanadian: Boy, does that bring back memories...


I know the feeling *shudders*

I had an Ok Cupid profile back in my single days, and I don't think I met anyone actually worthwhile through it. Weirdest one was a guy I thought would be worth meeting, then over a drink to prove some point about why feminism is bad he asked me if I'd rather be raped or sent to jail for 20 years.

/ left right then
// he still asked if we could get together for a second date
 
2012-11-13 01:15:57 PM
I laughed my ass off...good stuff.
 
2012-11-13 01:39:00 PM
This makes it seem like you'd have to go out of your way to find out how low Internet creeps will go.
 
2012-11-13 01:39:06 PM
This is why I pick up women in dive bars. Pretty damn funny though.
 
2012-11-13 01:39:07 PM
as low as it takes.
 
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2012-11-13 01:39:36 PM

Andromeda: xanadian: Boy, does that bring back memories...

I know the feeling *shudders*

I had an Ok Cupid profile back in my single days, and I don't think I met anyone actually worthwhile through it. Weirdest one was a guy I thought would be worth meeting, then over a drink to prove some point about why feminism is bad he asked me if I'd rather be raped or sent to jail for 20 years.

/ left right then
// he still asked if we could get together for a second date


But what was your answer? The rape or 20 yrs.?
 
2012-11-13 01:40:42 PM
Pffft, amateur.

I was doing this in '09 with a "dream girl" profile and just shooting guys down. It was a blast.
 
2012-11-13 01:41:39 PM
Nothing is too low for Fark.
 
2012-11-13 01:41:39 PM
How is this surprising? Some of it was funny to read but let's face it, men who are looking to get laid will often stoop pretty low. We've all been there.
 
2012-11-13 01:41:41 PM

Andromeda: xanadian: Boy, does that bring back memories...

I know the feeling *shudders*

I had an Ok Cupid profile back in my single days, and I don't think I met anyone actually worthwhile through it. Weirdest one was a guy I thought would be worth meeting, then over a drink to prove some point about why feminism is bad he asked me if I'd rather be raped or sent to jail for 20 years.

/ left right then
// he still asked if we could get together for a second date


sounds like he was on the path to enjoy both.
 
2012-11-13 01:41:45 PM

cheap_thoughts: I write a halfway intelligent profile, and rarely get messages or profile views. Clearly I'm doing it wrong.


Well, if your profile picture there is anything like it is here you're not showing enough cleavage and you need to lose the glasses and that pink thing in your hair.

Alternately, you could continue doing what you're doing and not worry about the leering passer-by that this guy intentionally baited and hooked solely with a picture of a cute girl.
 
2012-11-13 01:42:39 PM
Sort of reminds me back when something awful used to create fake world of warcraft characters and troll the guys hitting on them.
 
2012-11-13 01:42:51 PM
heh.... "baited"
 
2012-11-13 01:43:26 PM
Hobbies: internets, cat
Likes: chillin, warming up
Dislikes: walks on the beach due to prehensile toes, black licorice
 
2012-11-13 01:43:28 PM
so a more benign version of RFJason's 'craigslist experiment' ?
 
2012-11-13 01:43:35 PM
That's about par for dating sites.
 
2012-11-13 01:43:52 PM
This just in: most guys looking through dating sites just want to get laid.

Story at 11.
 
2012-11-13 01:44:19 PM
Ummmm...... that's not so outrageous as, well, I'm gonna go with Representative... of the average online profile.

I met my girl on PoF but it took a ton of sifting through the garbage to find her. Seems that every obese single mother is looking for a man to treat them like a princess (while being VERY clear that they won't waste time talking to men who are interested in sex with their new girlfriend).
 
2012-11-13 01:44:37 PM
LOL..man...that was a riot. Told the dude "she" spent Halloween getting finger banged by her cousin, had a c-section, and agreed to sex for 45 bucks but her mom had to drive her there. LOL..And they STILL went for it. Jeez...wonder how many farkers were on that list.
 
2012-11-13 01:44:48 PM
Met my partner of 10 years over an online service so I'm getting a kick.
 
2012-11-13 01:45:13 PM
Did this way back in the day on AOL when my sister was looking for an account to get some advanced scouting on what she was up against.

If any of you guys were sexting with "j­e­n­ny90210[nospam-﹫-backwards]l­oa*com", well, sorry...
 
2012-11-13 01:45:17 PM
Sooo glad I met my wife of 23 years in the days before the internet...
 
2012-11-13 01:45:49 PM
Fark: "I'm on my way to the gym" Niiice... Fark handle?
 
2012-11-13 01:45:58 PM

cheap_thoughts: I write a halfway intelligent profile, and rarely get messages or profile views. Clearly I'm doing it wrong.


How YOU doin'?? I'll be straight forward I would like to sexy you up can we get it done for like 30 bucks??

/I keed!!
//but you are on my green list.
 
2012-11-13 01:45:59 PM
Anyone have the chat room troll that posted years ago? The angry pirate one?

/anyone?
 
2012-11-13 01:45:59 PM
Hey, any chick that digs Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is ok in my book.
 
2012-11-13 01:46:11 PM
"At home from the docter. Had to get my arm refitted. Are u a Lakers fan?"

Amazing
 
2012-11-13 01:46:43 PM
there's stories of lonely guys flying half way around the world to meet Nigerian princesses.
 
2012-11-13 01:47:05 PM
Judging by the comments so far it looks like all the fish this guy netted were Farkers!
 
2012-11-13 01:48:13 PM
How is that any worse than any random posting on facebook or twitter? Hell, most youtube comments make that profile look like it was written by a poet.
 
2012-11-13 01:48:31 PM
WTF is krumping?

*uses internets*

That is a thing? Hmph.

I... I'd krump her.
 
2012-11-13 01:49:38 PM
I think I just found his real profile pic:

i758.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-13 01:49:59 PM
If you want to see how low men will really stoop, go to the Perverted Justice site and read some of the conversations.

Also, have a lined trash can nearby for when you want to puke.

/look it up yourself
 
2012-11-13 01:50:27 PM

Hyppy: This just in: most guys looking through dating sites just want to get laid.

Story at 11.


Yeah, pretty much this.

/Had an OKCupid profile
//Did not use it just to get laid
///Actually did try to get dates there
//Failed miserably
/All dating sites are pretty much a joke anyway
 
2012-11-13 01:50:33 PM
Brings back memories. I remember having a profile on hotornot (or some such site) when I was literally 15 or so and the sheer volume of pervs who wrote me despite me admitting my age was disgusting. I was 15 though so I thought that made me hot shiat. Reading through that made my skin crawl a little.
 
2012-11-13 01:50:34 PM
Hahahaha. Oh man.

"long story but i hit a man he's ok i hope"
 
2012-11-13 01:51:05 PM

gingerjet: Met my partner of 10 years over an online service so I'm getting a kick.


What was the $45 spent on?
 
2012-11-13 01:51:34 PM
There is no way "Rob Lee", the article author, isn't a woman. These are all "OMG look how dumb and inappropriate this girl is! And guys still try to hook up with her?! News!"

There are only two types of men: Those that would try to hook up with that, and those that wouldn't, but absolutely know that some guy out there would.
 
2012-11-13 01:51:36 PM

Delawheredad: Judging by the comments so far it looks like all the fish this guy netted were Farkers!


Hey we all can't be poets and scholars go troll somewhere else!!
 
2012-11-13 01:51:49 PM
I had to look up "Krumping" ...

"...which is a backronym for Kingdom Radically Uplifted Mighty Praise,[3][4] presenting krump as a faith-based artform"

"Krump was not directly created by Tommy the Clown; however, krump did grow out of clowning.[1][7][10] Ceasare Willis and Jo'Artis Ratti were both originally clown dancers for Johnson but their dancing was considered too "rugged" and "raw" for clowning so they eventually broke away and developed their own style.[2] This style is now known as krump. Johnson eventually opened a clown dancing academy and started the Battle Zone competition at the Great Western Forum where krump crews and clown crews could come together and battle each other in front of an audience of their peers"

So... hardcore clown dancing for god? Why have I not heard of this before!?
 
2012-11-13 01:51:57 PM
cache.ohinternet.com
Jason Fortuny is that you?
 
2012-11-13 01:52:00 PM

corygavinjones: "At home from the docter. Had to get my arm refitted. Are u a Lakers fan?"

Amazing


This was the precise point of my nostril/coffee interaction. I thought "did she go for the three-pointer so hard she dislocated something? Fictionally, I mean?"

Then I realized that utter non-sequiturs were as good a cock-tease technique as announcing C-sections and casual incest.

This explains some marriages I've seen.
 
2012-11-13 01:52:53 PM
I didn't find anything wrong with the profile. Mispellings can be over looked, krumping can be learned, and chili is universal. But I would have thrown a flag on the field at the IMs. Clearly someone looking to get a rise.

BTW, I sent jenny90210@aol my penis back in the day and she NEVER got back to me! That biatch ruined my online experience!!
 
2012-11-13 01:53:11 PM
This just in: Many guys are creepy!
 
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