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(Examiner)   Worst ever episode of Storage Wars uncovered in Ohio   (examiner.com) divider line 56
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2012-11-13 12:08:48 PM  
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
 
2012-11-13 12:10:03 PM  
They aren't much fun.;
 
2012-11-13 12:10:41 PM  
And now, a very special episode of Storage Wars.
 
2012-11-13 12:13:19 PM  
5 dead in O- HI- O
 
2012-11-13 12:15:00 PM  
Sad.

Good thing the picture on the sidebar cheered me up

i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-13 12:15:08 PM  
No pics of Brandy yet? Will be back later
 
2012-11-13 12:15:15 PM  
What part of Ohio?

I don't want to see anyone making, what does FORD stand for jokes, or posting this either.

i290.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-13 12:17:27 PM  
Ohio, near the Michigan border, are we talking Toledo?
 
2012-11-13 12:17:57 PM  
Well, that's almost as messed up as the "Daddy ate my eyes" story.
 
2012-11-13 12:20:05 PM  
Poor Kitty.
 
2012-11-13 12:21:31 PM  
The people involved in this case are named Sandy, Andy, Randy and Mandy.

I sense a pattern.
 
2012-11-13 12:22:29 PM  

intotheabyss81: 5 dead stored in O- HI- O

 
2012-11-13 12:25:58 PM  

Kozmopoliskepticalopsis: The people involved in this case are named Sandy, Andy, Randy and Mandy.

I sense a pattern.


I'm thinking Blake had something to do with this.
 
2012-11-13 12:27:18 PM  

Kozmopoliskepticalopsis: The people involved in this case are named Sandy, Andy, Randy and Mandy.

I sense a pattern.


Cost of #Sandy reaches $50 billion dollars t.co/GexBwLML
52 minutes ago

Obama! I knew it. Here this made me feel better:

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Check out this week's eye candy
 
2012-11-13 12:27:18 PM  
Rin Tin Tin smolders and Whiskers' burnin'
 
2012-11-13 12:30:32 PM  

Kozmopoliskepticalopsis: The people involved in this case are named Sandy, Andy, Randy and Mandy.

I sense a pattern.


Pac-Man?
 
2012-11-13 12:34:38 PM  

m1ke: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup!


Done in one. I'm sad the Dave Hester reference wasn't in the headline.
 
2012-11-13 12:35:47 PM  

tetsoushima: Well, that's almost as messed up as the "Daddy ate my eyes" story.


This is magnitudes better. These kids were with Grams and Unca Andy. They were going on a trip together. They got in the car. Breathed deeply. Coughed a little Zoolander cough and went to sleep together forever.

I'm not going to write a board book about it, sure, but that "daddy ate my eyes" kid, that was the last thing he ever saw, his father eating one eye and then attacking the other, he's never going to be right in the head.
 
2012-11-13 12:37:22 PM  
This time, the garage wins!
 
Ehh
2012-11-13 12:40:07 PM  
Jarrod: Come on, we can sell them to medical students or something.
Brandi: Yeah, for 200 bucks less than what you paid!
 
2012-11-13 12:41:42 PM  
Why does the article even mention the dead dogs and cats in the headline?
 
2012-11-13 12:41:45 PM  
But why the dogs and cat?
 
2012-11-13 12:46:39 PM  
My wife turns on the TV as soon as she gets up in the morning to get weather and traffic. When this was the first thing I heard this morning, I knew that my day was going to be better than a lot of other people's.
 
2012-11-13 12:48:17 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: But why the dogs and cat?


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No, but three adults signed off on this... wtf?
 
2012-11-13 12:48:26 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: But why the dogs and cat?


Because Grandma was going to take it all with her. Everything.
 
2012-11-13 12:49:22 PM  
Clues that I might be a farked-up individual: I felt bad for the cat and two dogs.

/Didn't about the people.
//I has a sad.
 
2012-11-13 12:53:02 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: But why the dogs and cat?


To keep the kids calm.
 
2012-11-13 12:55:37 PM  
Um.... pretty sure this is Mr. Boogle in action.

/go see Sinister
 
2012-11-13 01:00:50 PM  
With a nice picture of Michael Vick in the sidebar. What does it mean?
 
2012-11-13 01:01:40 PM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: tetsoushima: Well, that's almost as messed up as the "Daddy ate my eyes" story.

This is magnitudes better. These kids were with Grams and Unca Andy. They were going on a trip together. They got in the car. Breathed deeply. Coughed a little Zoolander cough and went to sleep together forever.

I'm not going to write a board book about it, sure, but that "daddy ate my eyes" kid, that was the last thing he ever saw, his father eating one eye and then attacking the other, he's never going to be right in the head.


Uhm...can we have a special tag for these types of stories so that I don't click?
:(

Ultra-sick or something?

/had sad
//literally nauseated from this and the daddy something something kid.
///slashies didn't make me feel better.
 
2012-11-13 01:06:06 PM  
My question is: Why did 55 people 'like' this story on Facebook?
 
2012-11-13 01:06:53 PM  
Nothing to do with a storage locker... good work subby...
 
2012-11-13 01:08:46 PM  

Kozmopoliskepticalopsis: The people involved in this case are named Sandy, Andy, Randy and Mandy.

I sense a pattern.


Probably tricked the kids into the car by telling them a handy excuse, like they were going to stop at the candy store. Just dandy!
 
2012-11-13 01:15:03 PM  
food.sndimg.com

mmm death by chili
 
2012-11-13 01:18:27 PM  
4 dead bodies, that is a 40 dollar bill all day at the swap meet.
 
2012-11-13 01:19:47 PM  
This is the wow factor!
 
2012-11-13 01:21:53 PM  

Icetech3: Nothing to do with a storage locker... good work subby...


^^^^This^^^^

Garage != Storage locker
 
2012-11-13 01:25:33 PM  
Here is a link from the toledo blade. I had clicked on the article both on fark and facebook at the same time
 
2012-11-13 01:25:35 PM  
I'm sorry, I couldn't help but notice the bottom of the page. What's the deal with Ashley Judd's face:

et/j9qey]www.freeimagehosting.net
 
2012-11-13 01:30:18 PM  
Barry would bid on it.
 
2012-11-13 01:33:45 PM  
FTA: The children had been living with their grandparents and uncle since 2009, but their parents Mandy and Chris Hayes were in the process of attempting to regain full custody of them.

Uh oh, did someone from protective services or the courts screw up?

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sad.
Good thing the picture on the sidebar cheered me up
usualAVGeye-candy.jpg


Can I favorite someone twice?
 
2012-11-13 01:34:02 PM  
Yeah, Toledo. Not too far from where I live. I drive by that road everyday. The parents must have been really shiatty for that drastic of an action.
 
2012-11-13 01:49:01 PM  

StochasticLife: My question is: Why did 55 people 'like' this story on Facebook?


You owe me a new phone.
Covered in coffee.

Spittake FTMFW
 
2012-11-13 01:49:30 PM  
That's got to be worth at least a 30 dollar bill...
 
2012-11-13 01:52:48 PM  

votephatt: Yeah, Toledo. Not too far from where I live. I drive by that road everyday. The parents must have been really shiatty for that drastic of an action.


... or the grandparents.

/crazy is as crazy does
 
2012-11-13 01:53:13 PM  

TheMysticS: StochasticLife: My question is: Why did 55 people 'like' this story on Facebook?

You owe me a new phone.
Covered in coffee.

Spittake FTMFW


And why FTMFW?
Because this story is really horrible.

Serious, now, when are we going to take mental health problems with the gravity they deserve?
I realize this is 5 people out of ~30million of us, but how many lives have been snuffed out because of bad brain chemistry?

Oh, never mind.
55 people wish they could get out of Ohio.
 
2012-11-13 01:54:27 PM  
All of this over a farking custody battle? Psychotic grandparents probably raised farked up kids, who farked up and had their kids given to psychotic grandparents by the court, and this is the end result. Hope someone at family court gets raked over the coals for not doing due diligence, but they probably won't be, and now the parents will probably be even more farked up forever.
 
2012-11-13 02:00:07 PM  

Gig103: m1ke: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup!

Done in one. I'm sad the Dave Hester reference wasn't in the headline.


Dave Hester is a pimple on the ass of humanity. He should have his YUUUUUP! shoved so far up his ass it comes back out his mouth as "puuuuuy".
 
2012-11-13 02:37:21 PM  
Sandy, Andy, Randy, Mandy, Brandy, Candy, Dandy, Handy...
 
2012-11-13 02:54:53 PM  

ertai_lapis: Clues that I might be a farked-up individual: I felt bad for the cat and two dogs.

/Didn't about the people.
//I has a sad.


Well, if you're worried about that, have some kids. Once you have your own, you stop giggling at news stories were some woman cooks her baby in an oven or some guy murders his 5 year old for not eating her dinner.
 
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