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(Apple Insider)   Apple patents time machine; Woz to return to 1974, give Bill Gates atomic wedgie   (appleinsider.com) divider line 9
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2012-11-13 12:48:52 PM  
2 votes:
GOD DAMMIT THERE IS NOTHING INNOVATIVE HERE.

F*ck Apple and anyone who defends this shiat.
2012-11-13 01:08:20 PM  
1 votes:
morphemedictionary.com

/oblig
2012-11-13 12:59:23 PM  
1 votes:
1.- Go back in time to 1999
2.- Tell myself to get off your farking ass and study you lazy piece of shiat!
3.- Also, maybe prevent 9/11, just avoid all the fun stuff that's going on right now
2012-11-13 12:54:30 PM  
1 votes:
Oh good, I'll be ready for the US Festival in a few years.
2012-11-13 12:52:47 PM  
1 votes:
Woz is too nice to give wedgies. He'd most likely just run up Bill's long distance phone costs.
2012-11-13 12:51:18 PM  
1 votes:

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: GOD DAMMIT THERE IS NOTHING INNOVATIVE HERE.


[Citation needed]

F*ck Apple and anyone who defends this shiat.

Because angry swears and yelling are much more persuasive, amirite?
2012-11-13 10:16:48 AM  
1 votes:

ZAZ: It reads like a clumsier version of VMS file version numbers


Wow that takes me back. Took assembly in college on a VAX.
2012-11-13 10:08:05 AM  
1 votes:

ZAZ: It reads like a clumsier version of VMS file version numbers.


Unpossible. VMS was the height, the pinnacle, of clumsiness. Nothing could come close, let alone exceed it.

/unless you went on to use AOS/VS II, like I did
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-11-13 09:46:26 AM  
1 votes:
It reads like a clumsier version of VMS file version numbers. Or maybe the archival filesystem from Plan 9, which was for version control an inferior alternative to the Apollo filesystem that later became ClearCase.
 
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