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(NYPost)   This explains why Janeane Garofalo has had absolutely no sex appeal for the last twenty years: she's been married. OK, well maybe that doesn't explain it   (nypost.com) divider line 35
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2012-11-13 10:33:36 AM
3 votes:

thecpt: You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.


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Happy now? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME GO AND DO!!!!
2012-11-13 10:26:32 AM
3 votes:
You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.
2012-11-13 10:04:11 AM
3 votes:
Isn't Garofalo a big tea party supporter?
2012-11-13 12:55:28 PM
2 votes:
Poor Matt Damon. Dude was getting used the whole time.
2012-11-13 11:53:46 AM
2 votes:
WhippingBoy

karnal: Nogale

Could it have anything to do with the fact that she's a self-professed asexual who enjoys a celibate relationship with her long-term boyfriend?

I read somewhere she had her vagina sewed up and pees through a straw.

I've heard that it's permanently puckered, as if it had just sucked on a lemon.


and when she pees she makes lemonade?
2012-11-13 11:26:17 AM
2 votes:

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: InmanRoshi: She seems like the type of person who would lecture you in the back of a cab for 15 mind-numbing minutes about how stoplights are a construct of the male patriarchy. I'll pass.

and you are sandwiched between her and Margaret Cho.


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The horror. The horror.
2012-11-13 11:24:09 AM
2 votes:

Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.


You can see her for free, every single Thursday, Friday and Saturday at Eastville Comedy Club. And free is too expensive for her current stand-up act.
2012-11-13 11:22:17 AM
2 votes:

InmanRoshi: She seems like the type of person who would lecture you in the back of a cab for 15 mind-numbing minutes about how stoplights are a construct of the male patriarchy. I'll pass.


and you are sandwiched between her and Margaret Cho.
2012-11-13 10:50:54 AM
2 votes:

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HIDEOUS.


There is a serious issue when you get more attractive the more clothes you put on, unless she is going to wear that parka in the boudoir, no thanks.
2012-11-13 10:15:11 AM
2 votes:

Ennuipoet: Every woman I've ever dated bore at least some resemblance to Janeane Garofalo, which says something strange about me. Probably that I got way into 90's movies.


I don't know. It seems like a lot of women look like that these days. The I-don't-give-a-shiat look. The feminine counterpart to the neckbeard I guess.
2012-11-13 09:30:38 AM
2 votes:
I never found her sexy, or funny.

Now, Sarah Silverman, still not funny, but I'd fark her cross-eyed.
2012-11-13 09:11:13 AM
2 votes:
I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.
2012-11-14 02:42:17 AM
1 votes:

ManateeGag: I never found her sexy, or funny.

Now, Sarah Silverman, still not funny, but I'd fark her cross-eyed.


Still thinking about this. Does this mean you would do such a good job seasoning her taco that her eyes would roll back in her head like the Undertaker? Or that you would cross your own eyes during the act to make it somewhat funny or creepy to be banged by a cross-eyed person? Next time i'm with my wife i will try to be tender, loving and cross-eyed just to keep things fresh.
2012-11-14 12:25:39 AM
1 votes:

jaytkay: So next time use the term "workshop", please. Otherwise we just assume you're a nobody complaining about the careers of successful people.


I like workshopping.

//Rape
2012-11-13 03:43:06 PM
1 votes:
2012-11-13 03:22:33 PM
1 votes:

Marshal805: Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.

She's a Scientologist. You can have PhD's from Harvard, Yale, and Oxford, and if you take that crap seriously, you're a farking moron. Period. End of story.


Actually she's not a Scientologist. She's an atheist who wanted to use her former radio show to promote a Scientology based charity organization because she felt they were doing good work, and she got into an on air argument about it with her co-host (Seder) who didn't want them on the show. Her argument was that Scientology is a bunch of fantasy driven fluff, but so is all religion, so we shouldn't specifically discriminate a Scientology based charity as opposed to a Catholoic or Jewish based one.
2012-11-13 02:53:06 PM
1 votes:
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Marshal805: Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.

She's a Scientologist. You can have PhD's from Harvard, Yale, and Oxford, and if you take that crap seriously, you're a farking moron. Period. End of story.

Can't and won't argue with that. She's her own idea of what a smart woman is like, but she's just bitter, angry, and not that funny. Watched her talk politics once, and even though I'm pretty liberal, I just flashed on the You'reNotHelping.jpg while listening to her poor arguments.

/ As was said above, she was hotter than the sun in the "Truth About Cats & Dogs" era.



I am the same way with Ted Nugent - I am pretty conservative but I hide my head when he starts with some of his outrageous remarks
2012-11-13 02:36:07 PM
1 votes:
theflatline

chitownmike: theflatline: H31N0US: karnal: They just had their 20 year reunion thingy.

Time is nothing to trifle with. Exhibit A: Ben Stiller is seriously starting to look like Costanza's dad.

Maybe because he really is Jerrys dad? Tell me you did not know that.

Why don't you rethink that and get back to us


oops, should have benn Ben's in place of Jerrys.



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2012-11-13 02:28:41 PM
1 votes:
Am I the only person on the planet who thought Reality Bites was just plain awful?
2012-11-13 01:37:06 PM
1 votes:
With a net worth of $10 million, she probably doesn't really care how she looks....or who she has sex with.

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2012-11-13 12:56:08 PM
1 votes:

karnal: They just had their 20 year reunion thingy.


Time is nothing to trifle with. Exhibit A: Ben Stiller is seriously starting to look like Costanza's dad.
2012-11-13 12:51:00 PM
1 votes:
There was a point in time when Janeane Garofalo had sex appeal?
2012-11-13 12:02:57 PM
1 votes:
I was more shocked to discover she was married to a guy.
2012-11-13 11:59:39 AM
1 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: "Rob and I got married, for real, which we had to have a notary dissolve not 30 minutes before we got here tonight," Garofalo said. "We were married for 20 years until this evening."

As a notary public, I'm getting a kick out of these replies, AND my newly-discovered marriage-dissolving powers.


How much do you charge...just curious...
2012-11-13 11:55:40 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: "Rob and I got married, for real, which we had to have a notary dissolve not 30 minutes before we got here tonight," Garofalo said. "We were married for 20 years until this evening."

As a notary public, I'm getting a kick out of these replies, AND my newly-discovered marriage-dissolving powers.
2012-11-13 11:44:24 AM
1 votes:
Nogale

Could it have anything to do with the fact that she's a self-professed asexual who enjoys a celibate relationship with her long-term boyfriend?

I read somewhere she had her vagina sewed up and pees through a straw.
2012-11-13 11:17:42 AM
1 votes:
Could it have anything to do with the fact that she's a self-professed asexual who enjoys a celibate relationship with her long-term boyfriend?
2012-11-13 11:12:03 AM
1 votes:
She seems like the type of person who would lecture you in the back of a cab for 15 mind-numbing minutes about how stoplights are a construct of the male patriarchy. I'll pass.
2012-11-13 10:36:25 AM
1 votes:

beerrun: Sultan Of Herf: nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.

Agreed.



WhippingBoy:

Sarah Silverman bothers me to no end,

Agreed again.

Yes, and yes.

Sarah Silverman is funny in the same way Lisa Lampanelli is funny,
And by that, I mean she's not. At all.


IMO, it's because they're trying so hard to be edgy...and let everyone know how edgy they are..by being so vulgar...AND EDGY!!!!...but they aren't. The trailblazing was done by people like joan rivers 40 years ago...Sorry, a women doing a fart joke in 2012 isn't really pushing any sort of envelope when we already had a person screwing an apple pie in a movie theater a decade ago.
2012-11-13 10:34:22 AM
1 votes:

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: thecpt: You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.

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Happy now? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME GO AND DO!!!!


It's like a Halloween costume.
2012-11-13 10:30:09 AM
1 votes:
She has had no sex appeal because of excessive Thetans.

And the obvious self-loathing:

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She needs to lay off the Hubbard Juice.
2012-11-13 10:19:02 AM
1 votes:

LDM90: Ennuipoet: Every woman I've ever dated bore at least some resemblance to Janeane Garofalo, which says something strange about me. Probably that I got way into 90's movies.

I don't know. It seems like a lot of women look like that these days. The I-don't-give-a-shiat look. The feminine counterpart to the neckbeard I guess.


I chortled...
2012-11-13 10:09:07 AM
1 votes:

karnal: Isn't Garofalo a big tea party supporter?


That may actually get response from her, if she's a farker.

She thinks Streisand is a fascist.
2012-11-13 10:05:39 AM
1 votes:
Married you say? My answer would have been super liberal feminist dyky dyke.
2012-11-13 09:29:25 AM
1 votes:
She always looks like she hasn't showered in a few days.
 
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