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(NYPost)   This explains why Janeane Garofalo has had absolutely no sex appeal for the last twenty years: she's been married. OK, well maybe that doesn't explain it   (nypost.com) divider line 49
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2012-11-13 12:17:38 PM
4 votes:

Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.


She's a Scientologist. You can have PhD's from Harvard, Yale, and Oxford, and if you take that crap seriously, you're a farking moron. Period. End of story.
2012-11-13 10:40:16 AM
4 votes:

nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.


www.thefancarpet.com

She had a million-watt smile back in the 90s before she got all tattooed and grouchy
2012-11-13 02:53:06 PM
3 votes:
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Marshal805: Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.

She's a Scientologist. You can have PhD's from Harvard, Yale, and Oxford, and if you take that crap seriously, you're a farking moron. Period. End of story.

Can't and won't argue with that. She's her own idea of what a smart woman is like, but she's just bitter, angry, and not that funny. Watched her talk politics once, and even though I'm pretty liberal, I just flashed on the You'reNotHelping.jpg while listening to her poor arguments.

/ As was said above, she was hotter than the sun in the "Truth About Cats & Dogs" era.



I am the same way with Ted Nugent - I am pretty conservative but I hide my head when he starts with some of his outrageous remarks
2012-11-13 11:12:03 AM
3 votes:
She seems like the type of person who would lecture you in the back of a cab for 15 mind-numbing minutes about how stoplights are a construct of the male patriarchy. I'll pass.
2012-11-13 10:26:32 AM
3 votes:
You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.
2012-11-13 09:30:38 AM
3 votes:
I never found her sexy, or funny.

Now, Sarah Silverman, still not funny, but I'd fark her cross-eyed.
2012-11-13 09:29:25 AM
3 votes:
She always looks like she hasn't showered in a few days.
2012-11-13 03:22:33 PM
2 votes:

Marshal805: Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.

She's a Scientologist. You can have PhD's from Harvard, Yale, and Oxford, and if you take that crap seriously, you're a farking moron. Period. End of story.


Actually she's not a Scientologist. She's an atheist who wanted to use her former radio show to promote a Scientology based charity organization because she felt they were doing good work, and she got into an on air argument about it with her co-host (Seder) who didn't want them on the show. Her argument was that Scientology is a bunch of fantasy driven fluff, but so is all religion, so we shouldn't specifically discriminate a Scientology based charity as opposed to a Catholoic or Jewish based one.
2012-11-13 12:56:08 PM
2 votes:

karnal: They just had their 20 year reunion thingy.


Time is nothing to trifle with. Exhibit A: Ben Stiller is seriously starting to look like Costanza's dad.
2012-11-13 12:12:06 PM
2 votes:
This means she can claim his lifetime income for social security purposes if it is higher than hers.
Yee-haw.

/No, really.
//Look that shiat up.
2012-11-13 10:53:38 AM
2 votes:

steamingpile: Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.

Huh her personality kills it, always looking negative aspects of a situation, and what intellect? She appears smart but she's not that bright if you read her interviews.

She was oddly hot for about a year or two during her parenthood/truth about cats and dogs era.


Agreed. She's one of those people who want to appear smart, but just can't pull it off.
2012-11-13 10:30:09 AM
2 votes:
She has had no sex appeal because of excessive Thetans.

And the obvious self-loathing:

cdn-www.cracked.com 

She needs to lay off the Hubbard Juice.
2012-11-13 10:10:28 AM
2 votes:
I've always had a bit of a crush on her, or did up to a point, haven't seen much of her the last few years. Something about her always lamenting her own lack of sex appeal just made it that much more appealing. I'm weird like that - I love "ugly ducklings" that would appear to clean up well.
2012-11-13 11:57:29 PM
1 votes:

mjbok: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk

Cause FSM knows all the biggest comics are conservative.

The thing about her that bothers me is I saw her on CC doing comedy. It was in a theater (think 3-4K capacity) and she was workshopping her material. Constantly going back to her notebook, referencing things, etc. It's very unprofessional. It doesn't matter if you're Jerry Seinfeld, you don't workshop your set in front of a thousand people. Go to the Cellar and workshop it there.

//Used to think she was frumpy cute. Tattoos, cloves, and weird attire choices make me guess she doesn't smell very good.


Garofalo has ALWAYS used the notebook. It isn't workshopping, it's part of her act.
2012-11-13 10:45:40 PM
1 votes:
She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk.

I'd penis her. Out of admiration, I would penis her.
2012-11-13 09:25:49 PM
1 votes:
I really liked her as the school counselor on Strangers With Candy

"I am bored. Are you bored?"
2012-11-13 09:23:31 PM
1 votes:

sugar_fetus: [www.hollywoodmemorabilia.com image 316x400]

O.M.G. I dated a transexual girl once that looked just like that.

/she was cute
//and farked in the head
///in a badnofun way


So, you're gay...or is it the other? Shiat, that trans stuff confuses the fark out of me.

/not that there's anything wrong with it.
2012-11-13 08:34:23 PM
1 votes:

Pandora's Litterbox: The following link spills the gories:


"...Janeane has had members of the NY Rescue Workers Detoxification Project on twice in the last 6 weeks and was planning on having them on again tonight. The group is basically a Scientology front group..."

Ughhh. I know someone involved in that. She (my acquaintance) has been spouting that "toxins!" nonsense for 20 years. She's very nice to me but she's also a moron.


As for Garofalo - well, I has a sad. I thought she was smart.
2012-11-13 08:19:55 PM
1 votes:

jaytkay: GungFu: excessive Thetans.

Please, no, please, please, please please tell me she's not a Scientologist.


The still-unproven (beyond a shadow of a doubt) accusation has roots in her time spent on Air America.

The following link spills the gories:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/06/02/215407/-Seder-v-Garofalo-Sc i e ntology-Smackdown 

(mind the bolded url gaps)
2012-11-13 05:58:33 PM
1 votes:
met her once at a coffee bean and tea leaf in hollywood. very friendly, very short, and cute. plus she was checking out my tattoos quite a bit.
2012-11-13 05:31:31 PM
1 votes:
Believe it or not, turns out women exist outside of a sexual context.

/who knew?
2012-11-13 03:43:06 PM
1 votes:
2012-11-13 02:41:43 PM
1 votes:

Marshal805: Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.

She's a Scientologist. You can have PhD's from Harvard, Yale, and Oxford, and if you take that crap seriously, you're a farking moron. Period. End of story.


Can't and won't argue with that. She's her own idea of what a smart woman is like, but she's just bitter, angry, and not that funny. Watched her talk politics once, and even though I'm pretty liberal, I just flashed on the You'reNotHelping.jpg while listening to her poor arguments.

/ As was said above, she was hotter than the sun in the "Truth About Cats & Dogs" era.
2012-11-13 02:26:02 PM
1 votes:
Mega Steve

She looks like a young version of my mom, so she's never had any appeal to me



Your mom is damn sexy.
2012-11-13 02:04:57 PM
1 votes:
Used to have a huge crush on her in a Lisa Loeb, Tina Fey kinda way...
2012-11-13 01:45:07 PM
1 votes:

theflatline: H31N0US: karnal: They just had their 20 year reunion thingy.

Time is nothing to trifle with. Exhibit A: Ben Stiller is seriously starting to look like Costanza's dad.

Maybe because he really is Jerrys dad? Tell me you did not know that.


Why don't you rethink that and get back to us
2012-11-13 12:51:00 PM
1 votes:
There was a point in time when Janeane Garofalo had sex appeal?
2012-11-13 12:18:18 PM
1 votes:

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: InmanRoshi: She seems like the type of person who would lecture you in the back of a cab for 15 mind-numbing minutes about how stoplights are a construct of the male patriarchy. I'll pass.

and you are sandwiched between her and Margaret Cho.


Much like Janeane, Cho was cute in the 90's, but didn't age well and then made it worse by getting a sh*tload of ugly tattoos.
2012-11-13 12:06:31 PM
1 votes:

sugar_fetus: [www.hollywoodmemorabilia.com image 316x400]

O.M.G. I dated a transexual girl once that looked just like that.

/she was cute
//and farked in the head
///in a badnofun way


wat
2012-11-13 12:02:57 PM
1 votes:
I was more shocked to discover she was married to a guy.
2012-11-13 11:25:47 AM
1 votes:
She was adorable in the 1990s. Then...not sure. She could still be cute today, if she gave a sh*t to.
2012-11-13 11:24:09 AM
1 votes:

Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.


You can see her for free, every single Thursday, Friday and Saturday at Eastville Comedy Club. And free is too expensive for her current stand-up act.
2012-11-13 11:22:17 AM
1 votes:

InmanRoshi: She seems like the type of person who would lecture you in the back of a cab for 15 mind-numbing minutes about how stoplights are a construct of the male patriarchy. I'll pass.


and you are sandwiched between her and Margaret Cho.
2012-11-13 11:04:38 AM
1 votes:
She was addorable in The Truth About Cats and Dogs. Stupid movie but it was a Cyrano de Bergerac tale with her as the ugly girl and Uma Thurman as the hot girl and I would have totally gone with Janeane,

Now that she's all pissed off and inked up like a biker old lady, not so much.
2012-11-13 11:02:47 AM
1 votes:

Tax Boy: nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.

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She had a million-watt smile back in the 90s before she got all tattooed and grouchy


Very much this. I'd have hit that with vigor in the 90s. Now...some women age well (e.g. Salma Hayek), some turn into a grumpy old guy named 'Saul' from Queens.
2012-11-13 10:58:32 AM
1 votes:
She was really cute in Freaks and Geeks. Loved her smile.
2012-11-13 10:58:22 AM
1 votes:
You know where she lost it?
When she started protesting Bush Jr.
Do your homework.
She was hot before then, but 8 years of hating him, she started adding tattoos all over and anger lines all over her face.
2012-11-13 10:50:54 AM
1 votes:

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HIDEOUS.


There is a serious issue when you get more attractive the more clothes you put on, unless she is going to wear that parka in the boudoir, no thanks.
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2012-11-13 10:45:40 AM
1 votes:
The Ben Stiller show was funny as hell
2012-11-13 10:36:25 AM
1 votes:

beerrun: Sultan Of Herf: nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.

Agreed.



WhippingBoy:

Sarah Silverman bothers me to no end,

Agreed again.

Yes, and yes.

Sarah Silverman is funny in the same way Lisa Lampanelli is funny,
And by that, I mean she's not. At all.


IMO, it's because they're trying so hard to be edgy...and let everyone know how edgy they are..by being so vulgar...AND EDGY!!!!...but they aren't. The trailblazing was done by people like joan rivers 40 years ago...Sorry, a women doing a fart joke in 2012 isn't really pushing any sort of envelope when we already had a person screwing an apple pie in a movie theater a decade ago.
2012-11-13 10:34:22 AM
1 votes:

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: thecpt: You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.

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Happy now? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME GO AND DO!!!!


It's like a Halloween costume.
2012-11-13 10:33:36 AM
1 votes:

thecpt: You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.


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Happy now? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME GO AND DO!!!!
2012-11-13 10:16:51 AM
1 votes:
No sex appeal? Subby has obviously never seen Mystery Men.
2012-11-13 10:10:03 AM
1 votes:
Mystery Men was 1999 and she was cute in that.
2012-11-13 10:08:54 AM
1 votes:

Sultan Of Herf: nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.

Agreed.



WhippingBoy:

Sarah Silverman bothers me to no end,

Agreed again.


Yes, and yes.

Sarah Silverman is funny in the same way Lisa Lampanelli is funny,
And by that, I mean she's not. At all.
2012-11-13 10:05:39 AM
1 votes:
Married you say? My answer would have been super liberal feminist dyky dyke.
2012-11-13 10:05:20 AM
1 votes:
I like her, though I don't see her too often anymore.

Still, when she was getting lots of tattoos, sometimes bleaching her hair, and failing to quit smoking.. it's hard to not be turned off.
2012-11-13 10:04:11 AM
1 votes:
Isn't Garofalo a big tea party supporter?
2012-11-13 09:11:13 AM
1 votes:
I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.
 
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