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(NYPost)   This explains why Janeane Garofalo has had absolutely no sex appeal for the last twenty years: she's been married. OK, well maybe that doesn't explain it   (nypost.com) divider line 131
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2012-11-13 09:11:13 AM
I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.
 
2012-11-13 09:29:25 AM
She always looks like she hasn't showered in a few days.
 
2012-11-13 09:30:38 AM
I never found her sexy, or funny.

Now, Sarah Silverman, still not funny, but I'd fark her cross-eyed.
 
2012-11-13 09:44:34 AM
I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.
 
2012-11-13 10:00:15 AM
How do you explain her lack of humor?
 
2012-11-13 10:00:52 AM

ManateeGag: I never found her sexy, or funny.

Now, Sarah Silverman, still not funny, but I'd fark her cross-eyed.


Sarah Silverman bothers me to no end, but I do respect the fact that she's found a way to tell horrible, racist jokes that would offend a young Andrew Dice Clay in this age of political correctness.

/just say you're being "ironic"
 
2012-11-13 10:04:09 AM

nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.


Agreed.



WhippingBoy:

Sarah Silverman bothers me to no end,

Agreed again.
 
2012-11-13 10:04:11 AM
Isn't Garofalo a big tea party supporter?
 
2012-11-13 10:05:12 AM
I like Janeane better than Sarah, but their both cute. Janeane always had more curves though. Janeane was Daria. I'm not sure of Sarah's equivalent.
 
2012-11-13 10:05:20 AM
I like her, though I don't see her too often anymore.

Still, when she was getting lots of tattoos, sometimes bleaching her hair, and failing to quit smoking.. it's hard to not be turned off.
 
2012-11-13 10:05:39 AM
Married you say? My answer would have been super liberal feminist dyky dyke.
 
2012-11-13 10:07:12 AM
Every woman I've ever dated bore at least some resemblance to Janeane Garofalo, which says something strange about me. Probably that I got way into 90's movies.
 
2012-11-13 10:07:41 AM
I did get married in vegas and it took two days. it certainly took a lot longer than I was expecting, nothing like I imagined you could do on a drunken whim.
 
2012-11-13 10:08:54 AM

Sultan Of Herf: nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.

Agreed.



WhippingBoy:

Sarah Silverman bothers me to no end,

Agreed again.


Yes, and yes.

Sarah Silverman is funny in the same way Lisa Lampanelli is funny,
And by that, I mean she's not. At all.
 
2012-11-13 10:09:07 AM

karnal: Isn't Garofalo a big tea party supporter?


That may actually get response from her, if she's a farker.

She thinks Streisand is a fascist.
 
2012-11-13 10:10:03 AM
Mystery Men was 1999 and she was cute in that.
 
2012-11-13 10:10:28 AM
I've always had a bit of a crush on her, or did up to a point, haven't seen much of her the last few years. Something about her always lamenting her own lack of sex appeal just made it that much more appealing. I'm weird like that - I love "ugly ducklings" that would appear to clean up well.
 
2012-11-13 10:12:35 AM
I always thought she was a bit of a troll, but she was adorable in The Matchmaker (written by Graham Linehan - Father Ted, The IT Crowd)
 
2012-11-13 10:12:50 AM
Alphax

I like her, though I don't see her too often anymore.

Still, when she was getting lots of tattoos, sometimes bleaching her hair, and failing to quit smoking.. it's hard to not be turned off.



I read that she has a tattoo of Jimmy Carter on her left butt cheek - but I have no proof of this.
 
2012-11-13 10:15:11 AM

Ennuipoet: Every woman I've ever dated bore at least some resemblance to Janeane Garofalo, which says something strange about me. Probably that I got way into 90's movies.


I don't know. It seems like a lot of women look like that these days. The I-don't-give-a-shiat look. The feminine counterpart to the neckbeard I guess.
 
2012-11-13 10:16:51 AM
No sex appeal? Subby has obviously never seen Mystery Men.
 
2012-11-13 10:17:04 AM
She can be whacky and annoying but I'd totally penis it.
 
2012-11-13 10:19:02 AM

LDM90: Ennuipoet: Every woman I've ever dated bore at least some resemblance to Janeane Garofalo, which says something strange about me. Probably that I got way into 90's movies.

I don't know. It seems like a lot of women look like that these days. The I-don't-give-a-shiat look. The feminine counterpart to the neckbeard I guess.


I chortled...
 
2012-11-13 10:22:21 AM

nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.


She had some moments during her SNL years where she was quite cute.
 
2012-11-13 10:26:32 AM
You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.
 
2012-11-13 10:28:08 AM
She was one of my teenage lust afters.
 
2012-11-13 10:28:29 AM

thecpt: You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.


Eh, I lost my image hoster in July, and try not to hotlink.
 
2012-11-13 10:29:40 AM
Wellon Dowd

No sex appeal? Subby has obviously never seen Mystery Men.



Either that or someone doesn't know the meaning of "sex appeal".

www.thefancarpet.com
 
2012-11-13 10:30:09 AM
She has had no sex appeal because of excessive Thetans.

And the obvious self-loathing:

cdn-www.cracked.com 

She needs to lay off the Hubbard Juice.
 
2012-11-13 10:33:36 AM

thecpt: You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.


1.bp.blogspot.com

Happy now? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME GO AND DO!!!!
 
2012-11-13 10:34:22 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: thecpt: You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 452x521]

Happy now? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME GO AND DO!!!!


It's like a Halloween costume.
 
2012-11-13 10:36:25 AM

beerrun: Sultan Of Herf: nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.

Agreed.



WhippingBoy:

Sarah Silverman bothers me to no end,

Agreed again.

Yes, and yes.

Sarah Silverman is funny in the same way Lisa Lampanelli is funny,
And by that, I mean she's not. At all.


IMO, it's because they're trying so hard to be edgy...and let everyone know how edgy they are..by being so vulgar...AND EDGY!!!!...but they aren't. The trailblazing was done by people like joan rivers 40 years ago...Sorry, a women doing a fart joke in 2012 isn't really pushing any sort of envelope when we already had a person screwing an apple pie in a movie theater a decade ago.
 
2012-11-13 10:36:47 AM
I'd still do her. Maybe feed her a sammich afterwards though.
 
2012-11-13 10:37:04 AM

The Muthaship: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: thecpt: You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 452x521]

Happy now? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME GO AND DO!!!!

It's like a Halloween costume.


24 hours later, Poland Springs stock hit the floor.
 
2012-11-13 10:40:16 AM

nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.


www.thefancarpet.com

She had a million-watt smile back in the 90s before she got all tattooed and grouchy
 
2012-11-13 10:43:51 AM

Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.


Huh her personality kills it, always looking negative aspects of a situation, and what intellect? She appears smart but she's not that bright if you read her interviews.

She was oddly hot for about a year or two during her parenthood/truth about cats and dogs era.
 
zez
2012-11-13 10:45:40 AM
The Ben Stiller show was funny as hell
 
2012-11-13 10:47:47 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
www.hollywoodmemorabilia.com
media.avclub.com
static.dramastyle.com
www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com

HIDEOUS.
 
2012-11-13 10:50:54 AM

cptrios: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 200x301]
[www.hollywoodmemorabilia.com image 316x400]
[media.avclub.com image 627x313]
[static.dramastyle.com image 441x558]
[www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com image 500x788]

HIDEOUS.


There is a serious issue when you get more attractive the more clothes you put on, unless she is going to wear that parka in the boudoir, no thanks.
 
2012-11-13 10:53:38 AM

steamingpile: Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.

Huh her personality kills it, always looking negative aspects of a situation, and what intellect? She appears smart but she's not that bright if you read her interviews.

She was oddly hot for about a year or two during her parenthood/truth about cats and dogs era.


Agreed. She's one of those people who want to appear smart, but just can't pull it off.
 
2012-11-13 10:58:22 AM
You know where she lost it?
When she started protesting Bush Jr.
Do your homework.
She was hot before then, but 8 years of hating him, she started adding tattoos all over and anger lines all over her face.
 
2012-11-13 10:58:32 AM
She was really cute in Freaks and Geeks. Loved her smile.
 
2012-11-13 11:02:47 AM

Tax Boy: nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.

[www.thefancarpet.com image 407x615]

She had a million-watt smile back in the 90s before she got all tattooed and grouchy


Very much this. I'd have hit that with vigor in the 90s. Now...some women age well (e.g. Salma Hayek), some turn into a grumpy old guy named 'Saul' from Queens.
 
2012-11-13 11:04:38 AM
She was addorable in The Truth About Cats and Dogs. Stupid movie but it was a Cyrano de Bergerac tale with her as the ugly girl and Uma Thurman as the hot girl and I would have totally gone with Janeane,

Now that she's all pissed off and inked up like a biker old lady, not so much.
 
2012-11-13 11:04:41 AM
www.hollywoodmemorabilia.com

O.M.G. I dated a transexual girl once that looked just like that.

/she was cute
//and farked in the head
///in a badnofun way
 
2012-11-13 11:12:03 AM
She seems like the type of person who would lecture you in the back of a cab for 15 mind-numbing minutes about how stoplights are a construct of the male patriarchy. I'll pass.
 
2012-11-13 11:17:42 AM
Could it have anything to do with the fact that she's a self-professed asexual who enjoys a celibate relationship with her long-term boyfriend?
 
2012-11-13 11:21:21 AM

cptrios: HIDEOUS.


Too bad those are all 15 plus years ago.
 
2012-11-13 11:22:17 AM

InmanRoshi: She seems like the type of person who would lecture you in the back of a cab for 15 mind-numbing minutes about how stoplights are a construct of the male patriarchy. I'll pass.


and you are sandwiched between her and Margaret Cho.
 
2012-11-13 11:24:09 AM

Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.


You can see her for free, every single Thursday, Friday and Saturday at Eastville Comedy Club. And free is too expensive for her current stand-up act.
 
2012-11-13 11:25:47 AM
She was adorable in the 1990s. Then...not sure. She could still be cute today, if she gave a sh*t to.
 
2012-11-13 11:26:17 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: InmanRoshi: She seems like the type of person who would lecture you in the back of a cab for 15 mind-numbing minutes about how stoplights are a construct of the male patriarchy. I'll pass.

and you are sandwiched between her and Margaret Cho.


blog.seattlepi.com

The horror. The horror.
 
2012-11-13 11:44:24 AM
Nogale

Could it have anything to do with the fact that she's a self-professed asexual who enjoys a celibate relationship with her long-term boyfriend?

I read somewhere she had her vagina sewed up and pees through a straw.
 
2012-11-13 11:49:25 AM

karnal: Nogale

Could it have anything to do with the fact that she's a self-professed asexual who enjoys a celibate relationship with her long-term boyfriend?

I read somewhere she had her vagina sewed up and pees through a straw.


I've heard that it's permanently puckered, as if it had just sucked on a lemon.
 
2012-11-13 11:53:46 AM
WhippingBoy

karnal: Nogale

Could it have anything to do with the fact that she's a self-professed asexual who enjoys a celibate relationship with her long-term boyfriend?

I read somewhere she had her vagina sewed up and pees through a straw.

I've heard that it's permanently puckered, as if it had just sucked on a lemon.


and when she pees she makes lemonade?
 
2012-11-13 11:55:40 AM
FTFA: "Rob and I got married, for real, which we had to have a notary dissolve not 30 minutes before we got here tonight," Garofalo said. "We were married for 20 years until this evening."

As a notary public, I'm getting a kick out of these replies, AND my newly-discovered marriage-dissolving powers.
 
2012-11-13 11:59:39 AM

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: "Rob and I got married, for real, which we had to have a notary dissolve not 30 minutes before we got here tonight," Garofalo said. "We were married for 20 years until this evening."

As a notary public, I'm getting a kick out of these replies, AND my newly-discovered marriage-dissolving powers.


How much do you charge...just curious...
 
2012-11-13 12:00:53 PM
zez

The Ben Stiller show was funny as hell



They just had their 20 year reunion thingy.

i.huffpost.com
 
2012-11-13 12:02:57 PM
I was more shocked to discover she was married to a guy.
 
2012-11-13 12:06:31 PM

sugar_fetus: [www.hollywoodmemorabilia.com image 316x400]

O.M.G. I dated a transexual girl once that looked just like that.

/she was cute
//and farked in the head
///in a badnofun way


wat
 
2012-11-13 12:12:06 PM
This means she can claim his lifetime income for social security purposes if it is higher than hers.
Yee-haw.

/No, really.
//Look that shiat up.
 
2012-11-13 12:17:38 PM

Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.


She's a Scientologist. You can have PhD's from Harvard, Yale, and Oxford, and if you take that crap seriously, you're a farking moron. Period. End of story.
 
2012-11-13 12:17:39 PM

Staffa Kar Therma: cptrios: HIDEOUS.

Too bad those are all 15 plus years ago.


Yeah, and subby claims she hasn't been attractive for 20. I'm merely saying that she has absolutely been attractive at points during those 20 years.
 
2012-11-13 12:18:18 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: InmanRoshi: She seems like the type of person who would lecture you in the back of a cab for 15 mind-numbing minutes about how stoplights are a construct of the male patriarchy. I'll pass.

and you are sandwiched between her and Margaret Cho.


Much like Janeane, Cho was cute in the 90's, but didn't age well and then made it worse by getting a sh*tload of ugly tattoos.
 
2012-11-13 12:51:00 PM
There was a point in time when Janeane Garofalo had sex appeal?
 
2012-11-13 12:55:28 PM
Poor Matt Damon. Dude was getting used the whole time.
 
2012-11-13 12:56:08 PM

karnal: They just had their 20 year reunion thingy.


Time is nothing to trifle with. Exhibit A: Ben Stiller is seriously starting to look like Costanza's dad.
 
2012-11-13 01:09:21 PM

H31N0US: karnal: They just had their 20 year reunion thingy.

Time is nothing to trifle with. Exhibit A: Ben Stiller is seriously starting to look like Costanza's dad.


Maybe because he really is Jerrys dad? Tell me you did not know that.
 
2012-11-13 01:33:16 PM

twiztedjustin: Married you say? My answer would have been super liberal feminist dyky dyke.


That's funny, because your post makes you sound like a douchey douche.
 
2012-11-13 01:37:06 PM
With a net worth of $10 million, she probably doesn't really care how she looks....or who she has sex with.

nycomedy.files.wordpress.com "Wrong hole there, Spike!"
 
2012-11-13 01:45:07 PM

theflatline: H31N0US: karnal: They just had their 20 year reunion thingy.

Time is nothing to trifle with. Exhibit A: Ben Stiller is seriously starting to look like Costanza's dad.

Maybe because he really is Jerrys dad? Tell me you did not know that.


Why don't you rethink that and get back to us
 
2012-11-13 01:46:50 PM

fickenchucker: She was really cute in Freaks and Geeks. Loved her smile.


Not to be a pain, but wasnt that Linda Cardellini?

/She still had a great smile.
 
2012-11-13 02:04:57 PM
Used to have a huge crush on her in a Lisa Loeb, Tina Fey kinda way...
 
2012-11-13 02:10:09 PM
We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab Honda. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew?

Same exact thing happened to me.

Wish it had been to her.
 
2012-11-13 02:11:05 PM
She looks like a young version of my mom, so she's never had any appeal to me
 
2012-11-13 02:26:02 PM
Mega Steve

She looks like a young version of my mom, so she's never had any appeal to me



Your mom is damn sexy.
 
2012-11-13 02:28:41 PM
Am I the only person on the planet who thought Reality Bites was just plain awful?
 
2012-11-13 02:31:52 PM

chitownmike: theflatline: H31N0US: karnal: They just had their 20 year reunion thingy.

Time is nothing to trifle with. Exhibit A: Ben Stiller is seriously starting to look like Costanza's dad.

Maybe because he really is Jerrys dad? Tell me you did not know that.

Why don't you rethink that and get back to us



oops, should have benn Ben's in place of Jerrys.
 
2012-11-13 02:36:07 PM
theflatline

chitownmike: theflatline: H31N0US: karnal: They just had their 20 year reunion thingy.

Time is nothing to trifle with. Exhibit A: Ben Stiller is seriously starting to look like Costanza's dad.

Maybe because he really is Jerrys dad? Tell me you did not know that.

Why don't you rethink that and get back to us


oops, should have benn Ben's in place of Jerrys.



Says you!spydersden.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-13 02:41:43 PM

Marshal805: Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.

She's a Scientologist. You can have PhD's from Harvard, Yale, and Oxford, and if you take that crap seriously, you're a farking moron. Period. End of story.


Can't and won't argue with that. She's her own idea of what a smart woman is like, but she's just bitter, angry, and not that funny. Watched her talk politics once, and even though I'm pretty liberal, I just flashed on the You'reNotHelping.jpg while listening to her poor arguments.

/ As was said above, she was hotter than the sun in the "Truth About Cats & Dogs" era.
 
2012-11-13 02:42:34 PM

neilbradley: Reality Bites


Yeah but, Winona Ryder.

/fap
 
2012-11-13 02:49:49 PM

paraigmshift: fickenchucker: She was really cute in Freaks and Geeks. Loved her smile.

Not to be a pain, but wasnt that Linda Cardellini?

/She still had a great smile.




Yeah--that's sort of what I meant. She and Linda had the same smile when younger.
 
2012-11-13 02:53:06 PM
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Marshal805: Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.

She's a Scientologist. You can have PhD's from Harvard, Yale, and Oxford, and if you take that crap seriously, you're a farking moron. Period. End of story.

Can't and won't argue with that. She's her own idea of what a smart woman is like, but she's just bitter, angry, and not that funny. Watched her talk politics once, and even though I'm pretty liberal, I just flashed on the You'reNotHelping.jpg while listening to her poor arguments.

/ As was said above, she was hotter than the sun in the "Truth About Cats & Dogs" era.



I am the same way with Ted Nugent - I am pretty conservative but I hide my head when he starts with some of his outrageous remarks
 
2012-11-13 03:22:33 PM

Marshal805: Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.

She's a Scientologist. You can have PhD's from Harvard, Yale, and Oxford, and if you take that crap seriously, you're a farking moron. Period. End of story.


Actually she's not a Scientologist. She's an atheist who wanted to use her former radio show to promote a Scientology based charity organization because she felt they were doing good work, and she got into an on air argument about it with her co-host (Seder) who didn't want them on the show. Her argument was that Scientology is a bunch of fantasy driven fluff, but so is all religion, so we shouldn't specifically discriminate a Scientology based charity as opposed to a Catholoic or Jewish based one.
 
2012-11-13 03:29:12 PM

neilbradley: Am I the only person on the planet who thought Reality Bites was just plain awful?


It's one of those "so bad it's good" things where you can sit down and mock 90's ethos. Ethan Hawke's protagonist character was supposed to be the tortured too-cool-for-school artist ends up with the girl, over Ben Stiller's stuffy, uptight, uncool, corporate sellout. Now when you re-watch it Ethan Hawke's character is a self absorbed misgoynistic douche, while Ben Stiller's character is the only likable character.
 
2012-11-13 03:43:06 PM
 
2012-11-13 05:00:47 PM
Kat Dennings > Janeane Garofolo > Sara Silverman

That is all.
 
2012-11-13 05:19:36 PM

ManateeGag: I never found her sexy, or funny.

Now, Sarah Silverman, still not funny, but I'd fark her cross-eyed.


I'd take both of them and make and obscene sandwich out of them.
 
2012-11-13 05:31:31 PM
Believe it or not, turns out women exist outside of a sexual context.

/who knew?
 
2012-11-13 05:52:13 PM

unitednihilists: ManateeGag: I never found her sexy, or funny.

Now, Sarah Silverman, still not funny, but I'd fark her cross-eyed.

I'd take both of them and make and obscene sandwich out of them.


But only after I got them slightly inebriated so I could talk to them for a few hours first. Sweet Jesus, that would be awesome. It's been a while since both balls and brains got a workout on the same night.
 
2012-11-13 05:58:33 PM
met her once at a coffee bean and tea leaf in hollywood. very friendly, very short, and cute. plus she was checking out my tattoos quite a bit.
 
2012-11-13 05:58:33 PM

beerrun: Sultan Of Herf: nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.

Agreed.



WhippingBoy:

Sarah Silverman bothers me to no end,

Agreed again.

Yes, and yes.

Sarah Silverman is funny in the same way Lisa Lampanelli is funny,
And by that, I mean she's not. At all.


Women in general just aren't that funny, especially female comedians. I've met random girls in real life who are funnier than the top female comics.

Amy Schumer is kinda funny, though.
 
2012-11-13 06:11:46 PM

An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: sugar_fetus: [www.hollywoodmemorabilia.com image 316x400]

O.M.G. I dated a transexual girl once that looked just like that.

/she was cute
//and farked in the head
///in a badnofun way

wat


Uh, I'm guessing by "I dated a transsexual girl once" he or she means "I dated a transsexual girl once." And that girl looked like that picture of Janeane Garofalo.

I'm just guessing.
 
2012-11-13 06:28:57 PM

aspAddict: Kat Dennings > Janeane Garofolo > Sara Silverman

That is all.


Maybe because Kat is 20 years younger?
 
2012-11-13 06:30:32 PM

MonkeyAngst: An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: sugar_fetus: [www.hollywoodmemorabilia.com image 316x400]

O.M.G. I dated a transexual girl once that looked just like that.

/she was cute
//and farked in the head
///in a badnofun way

wat

Uh, I'm guessing by "I dated a transsexual girl once" he or she means "I dated a transsexual girl once." And that girl looked like that picture of Janeane Garofalo.

I'm just guessing.


What is a transsexual girl, a boy who dresses like a girl, or a girl who dresses like a boy?
 
2012-11-13 06:58:01 PM

Staffa Kar Therma: cptrios: HIDEOUS.

Too bad those are all 15 plus years ago.


She was cute until she got preachy and angry, but that can be said for anybody.
 
kth
2012-11-13 07:24:59 PM

InmanRoshi: neilbradley: Am I the only person on the planet who thought Reality Bites was just plain awful?

It's one of those "so bad it's good" things where you can sit down and mock 90's ethos. Ethan Hawke's protagonist character was supposed to be the tortured too-cool-for-school artist ends up with the girl, over Ben Stiller's stuffy, uptight, uncool, corporate sellout. Now when you re-watch it Ethan Hawke's character is a self absorbed misgoynistic douche, while Ben Stiller's character is the only likable character.


This.

It did not help that I just got out of a relationship with a self-absorbed misogynistic douche when that movie came out.
 
2012-11-13 07:52:35 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: InmanRoshi: She seems like the type of person who would lecture you in the back of a cab for 15 mind-numbing minutes about how stoplights are a construct of the male patriarchy. I'll pass.

and you are sandwiched between her and Margaret Cho.

Much like Janeane, Cho was cute in the 90's, but didn't age well and then made it worse by getting a sh*tload of ugly tattoos.


Cho's tattoos are completely awful.
 
2012-11-13 07:56:50 PM
www.shootinggallerysf.com
 
2012-11-13 08:05:34 PM

GungFu: excessive Thetans.


Please, no, please, please, please please tell me she's not a Scientologist.
 
2012-11-13 08:09:55 PM

Mega Steve: She looks like a young version of my mom, so she's never had any appeal to me


Thousands of men disagree about your mom's appeal

/ Or so I have read
// On the bathroom walls

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Women in general just aren't that funny...I've met random girls in real life who are funnier than the top female comics.


Were they women?
 
2012-11-13 08:19:55 PM

jaytkay: GungFu: excessive Thetans.

Please, no, please, please, please please tell me she's not a Scientologist.


The still-unproven (beyond a shadow of a doubt) accusation has roots in her time spent on Air America.

The following link spills the gories:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/06/02/215407/-Seder-v-Garofalo-Sc i e ntology-Smackdown 

(mind the bolded url gaps)
 
2012-11-13 08:34:23 PM

Pandora's Litterbox: The following link spills the gories:


"...Janeane has had members of the NY Rescue Workers Detoxification Project on twice in the last 6 weeks and was planning on having them on again tonight. The group is basically a Scientology front group..."

Ughhh. I know someone involved in that. She (my acquaintance) has been spouting that "toxins!" nonsense for 20 years. She's very nice to me but she's also a moron.


As for Garofalo - well, I has a sad. I thought she was smart.
 
2012-11-13 08:59:41 PM

Second Try:
What is a transsexual girl, a boy who dresses like a girl, or a girl who dresses like a boy?


A male-to-female transsexual girl, as opposed to a cisgendered girl.
 
2012-11-13 09:23:31 PM

sugar_fetus: [www.hollywoodmemorabilia.com image 316x400]

O.M.G. I dated a transexual girl once that looked just like that.

/she was cute
//and farked in the head
///in a badnofun way


So, you're gay...or is it the other? Shiat, that trans stuff confuses the fark out of me.

/not that there's anything wrong with it.
 
2012-11-13 09:25:49 PM
I really liked her as the school counselor on Strangers With Candy

"I am bored. Are you bored?"
 
2012-11-13 09:29:55 PM
old irrelevant lesbian comic with horn-rimmed glasses name sounds like giraffe
 
2012-11-13 09:38:12 PM

thecpt: You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.


Her sex appeal is her intellect. Love her or hate her, she's got a brain and a sense of humor; not empty. If you love her, then she glows. If you hate her, then she's plain. She's always cleaned up nicely. I don't know her current politics; I just remember her 90s self.
 
2012-11-13 09:47:22 PM
Okay, showering and looking happy to be alive are the key to sex appeal. Got it.
 
2012-11-13 09:55:33 PM

FunkOut: Okay, showering and looking happy to be alive are the key to sex appeal. Got it.


You've never seen someone who *should* be drop dead gorgeous, all the physical checkpoints are there, but they just are not sexy?

Sexy is not physical. It's mental. Sexy is an attitude. In the 90s, Janeane had that attitude, and it rocked.
 
2012-11-13 09:55:49 PM
I've been accused of resembling Janeane Garofalo. I don't see it.
 
2012-11-13 10:04:24 PM

Pastramification: I've been accused of resembling Janeane Garofalo. I don't see it.


You know the drill. Let's see.
 
2012-11-13 10:28:36 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: thecpt: You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.



Happy now? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME GO AND DO!!!!


Look at the shine on her forehead wow.
 
2012-11-13 10:45:40 PM
She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk.

I'd penis her. Out of admiration, I would penis her.
 
2012-11-13 11:43:06 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk


Cause FSM knows all the biggest comics are conservative.

The thing about her that bothers me is I saw her on CC doing comedy. It was in a theater (think 3-4K capacity) and she was workshopping her material. Constantly going back to her notebook, referencing things, etc. It's very unprofessional. It doesn't matter if you're Jerry Seinfeld, you don't workshop your set in front of a thousand people. Go to the Cellar and workshop it there.

//Used to think she was frumpy cute. Tattoos, cloves, and weird attire choices make me guess she doesn't smell very good.
 
2012-11-13 11:57:29 PM

mjbok: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk

Cause FSM knows all the biggest comics are conservative.

The thing about her that bothers me is I saw her on CC doing comedy. It was in a theater (think 3-4K capacity) and she was workshopping her material. Constantly going back to her notebook, referencing things, etc. It's very unprofessional. It doesn't matter if you're Jerry Seinfeld, you don't workshop your set in front of a thousand people. Go to the Cellar and workshop it there.

//Used to think she was frumpy cute. Tattoos, cloves, and weird attire choices make me guess she doesn't smell very good.


Garofalo has ALWAYS used the notebook. It isn't workshopping, it's part of her act.
 
2012-11-14 12:13:13 AM

mjbok: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk

Cause FSM knows all the biggest comics are conservative.

The thing about her that bothers me is I saw her on CC doing comedy. It was in a theater (think 3-4K capacity) and she was workshopping her material. Constantly going back to her notebook, referencing things, etc. It's very unprofessional. It doesn't matter if you're Jerry Seinfeld, you don't workshop your set in front of a thousand people. Go to the Cellar and workshop it there.

//Used to think she was frumpy cute. Tattoos, cloves, and weird attire choices make me guess she doesn't smell very good.


You forgot to use the term "workshop".

If you use the term "workshop" it makes you seem all "insider" and knowledgeable and we should care what you think.

So next time use the term "workshop", please. Otherwise we just assume you're a nobody complaining about the careers of successful people.

TIA!!
 
2012-11-14 12:19:33 AM
Garofalo: old and busted. Brownstein: new hotness.
 
2012-11-14 12:25:39 AM

jaytkay: So next time use the term "workshop", please. Otherwise we just assume you're a nobody complaining about the careers of successful people.


I like workshopping.

//Rape
 
2012-11-14 02:42:17 AM

ManateeGag: I never found her sexy, or funny.

Now, Sarah Silverman, still not funny, but I'd fark her cross-eyed.


Still thinking about this. Does this mean you would do such a good job seasoning her taco that her eyes would roll back in her head like the Undertaker? Or that you would cross your own eyes during the act to make it somewhat funny or creepy to be banged by a cross-eyed person? Next time i'm with my wife i will try to be tender, loving and cross-eyed just to keep things fresh.
 
2012-11-14 03:59:30 AM

The Muthaship: karnal: Isn't Garofalo a big tea party supporter?

That may actually get response from her, if she's a farker.

She thinks Streisand is a fascist.


*eyebrow shoots up*
 
2012-11-14 09:05:19 AM

mjbok: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk

Cause FSM knows all the biggest comics are conservative.

The thing about her that bothers me is I saw her on CC doing comedy. It was in a theater (think 3-4K capacity) and she was workshopping her material. Constantly going back to her notebook, referencing things, etc. It's very unprofessional. It doesn't matter if you're Jerry Seinfeld, you don't workshop your set in front of a thousand people. Go to the Cellar and workshop it there.

//Used to think she was frumpy cute. Tattoos, cloves, and weird attire choices make me guess she doesn't smell very good.


Still, I would workshop my penis on her.

/Workshop
/Penis
 
2012-11-14 09:12:36 AM
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs

mjbok: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk

Cause FSM knows all the biggest comics are conservative.

The thing about her that bothers me is I saw her on CC doing comedy. It was in a theater (think 3-4K capacity) and she was workshopping her material. Constantly going back to her notebook, referencing things, etc. It's very unprofessional. It doesn't matter if you're Jerry Seinfeld, you don't workshop your set in front of a thousand people. Go to the Cellar and workshop it there.

//Used to think she was frumpy cute. Tattoos, cloves, and weird attire choices make me guess she doesn't smell very good.

Still, I would workshop my penis on her.

/Workshop
/Penis



I suspect most everyone in this thread that has detailed what their penises would do to Janeane Garofalo, has probably never had sex and lives with their moms.
 
2012-11-14 09:22:44 AM

karnal: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs

mjbok: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk

Cause FSM knows all the biggest comics are conservative.

The thing about her that bothers me is I saw her on CC doing comedy. It was in a theater (think 3-4K capacity) and she was workshopping her material. Constantly going back to her notebook, referencing things, etc. It's very unprofessional. It doesn't matter if you're Jerry Seinfeld, you don't workshop your set in front of a thousand people. Go to the Cellar and workshop it there.

//Used to think she was frumpy cute. Tattoos, cloves, and weird attire choices make me guess she doesn't smell very good.

Still, I would workshop my penis on her.

/Workshop
/Penis


I suspect most everyone in this thread that has detailed what their penises would do to Janeane Garofalo, has probably never had sex and lives with their moms.


If they live with their mom, there's always a slim chance they've had sex. You never know.
 
2012-11-14 09:26:43 AM
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs

karnal: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs

mjbok: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk

Cause FSM knows all the biggest comics are conservative.

The thing about her that bothers me is I saw her on CC doing comedy. It was in a theater (think 3-4K capacity) and she was workshopping her material. Constantly going back to her notebook, referencing things, etc. It's very unprofessional. It doesn't matter if you're Jerry Seinfeld, you don't workshop your set in front of a thousand people. Go to the Cellar and workshop it there.

//Used to think she was frumpy cute. Tattoos, cloves, and weird attire choices make me guess she doesn't smell very good.

Still, I would workshop my penis on her.

/Workshop
/Penis


I suspect most everyone in this thread that has detailed what their penises would do to Janeane Garofalo, has probably never had sex and lives with their moms.

If they live with their mom, there's always a slim chance they've had sex. You never know.



That's true....do you have any pics of your mom you care to post?
 
2012-11-14 09:30:42 AM

karnal: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs

karnal: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs

mjbok: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk

Cause FSM knows all the biggest comics are conservative.

The thing about her that bothers me is I saw her on CC doing comedy. It was in a theater (think 3-4K capacity) and she was workshopping her material. Constantly going back to her notebook, referencing things, etc. It's very unprofessional. It doesn't matter if you're Jerry Seinfeld, you don't workshop your set in front of a thousand people. Go to the Cellar and workshop it there.

//Used to think she was frumpy cute. Tattoos, cloves, and weird attire choices make me guess she doesn't smell very good.

Still, I would workshop my penis on her.

/Workshop
/Penis


I suspect most everyone in this thread that has detailed what their penises would do to Janeane Garofalo, has probably never had sex and lives with their moms.

If they live with their mom, there's always a slim chance they've had sex. You never know.


That's true....do you have any pics of your mom you care to post?


Just GIS for "Satan's pillows".
 
2012-11-14 09:42:17 AM
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs

That's true....do you have any pics of your mom you care to post?

Just GIS for "Satan's pillows".



A lot of images to wade through....
 
2012-11-14 10:46:56 AM
I always thought she was a "DY" --as in half DYKE.
 
2012-11-14 12:30:12 PM

Second Try: MonkeyAngst: An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: sugar_fetus: [www.hollywoodmemorabilia.com image 316x400]

O.M.G. I dated a transexual girl once that looked just like that.

/she was cute
//and farked in the head
///in a badnofun way

wat

Uh, I'm guessing by "I dated a transsexual girl once" he or she means "I dated a transsexual girl once." And that girl looked like that picture of Janeane Garofalo.

I'm just guessing.

What is a transsexual girl, a boy who dresses like a girl, or a girl who dresses like a boy?


You're thinking of transvestites. Transsexuals identify with a gender other than their biological sex, and often use surgery to make a transition between the two. In this case, a person who was born male but became female.
 
2012-11-14 04:19:10 PM
Wouldn't there be some tax implications?
 
2012-11-14 10:48:21 PM
She was cute for a couple of years max. Just long enough to make a few bucks. She then became offended by any member of mankind that appreciated a cute face, deodorant, and an armpit that didn't look and smell like Ron Jeremy's ass. She's now rightfully repulsive. I 'll bet the offers are rolling in for her.
 
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