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(NYPost)   This explains why Janeane Garofalo has had absolutely no sex appeal for the last twenty years: she's been married. OK, well maybe that doesn't explain it   (nypost.com) divider line 131
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2012-11-13 08:09:55 PM

Mega Steve: She looks like a young version of my mom, so she's never had any appeal to me


Thousands of men disagree about your mom's appeal

/ Or so I have read
// On the bathroom walls

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Women in general just aren't that funny...I've met random girls in real life who are funnier than the top female comics.


Were they women?
 
2012-11-13 08:19:55 PM

jaytkay: GungFu: excessive Thetans.

Please, no, please, please, please please tell me she's not a Scientologist.


The still-unproven (beyond a shadow of a doubt) accusation has roots in her time spent on Air America.

The following link spills the gories:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/06/02/215407/-Seder-v-Garofalo-Sc i e ntology-Smackdown 

(mind the bolded url gaps)
 
2012-11-13 08:34:23 PM

Pandora's Litterbox: The following link spills the gories:


"...Janeane has had members of the NY Rescue Workers Detoxification Project on twice in the last 6 weeks and was planning on having them on again tonight. The group is basically a Scientology front group..."

Ughhh. I know someone involved in that. She (my acquaintance) has been spouting that "toxins!" nonsense for 20 years. She's very nice to me but she's also a moron.


As for Garofalo - well, I has a sad. I thought she was smart.
 
2012-11-13 08:59:41 PM

Second Try:
What is a transsexual girl, a boy who dresses like a girl, or a girl who dresses like a boy?


A male-to-female transsexual girl, as opposed to a cisgendered girl.
 
2012-11-13 09:23:31 PM

sugar_fetus: [www.hollywoodmemorabilia.com image 316x400]

O.M.G. I dated a transexual girl once that looked just like that.

/she was cute
//and farked in the head
///in a badnofun way


So, you're gay...or is it the other? Shiat, that trans stuff confuses the fark out of me.

/not that there's anything wrong with it.
 
2012-11-13 09:25:49 PM
I really liked her as the school counselor on Strangers With Candy

"I am bored. Are you bored?"
 
2012-11-13 09:29:55 PM
old irrelevant lesbian comic with horn-rimmed glasses name sounds like giraffe
 
2012-11-13 09:38:12 PM

thecpt: You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.


Her sex appeal is her intellect. Love her or hate her, she's got a brain and a sense of humor; not empty. If you love her, then she glows. If you hate her, then she's plain. She's always cleaned up nicely. I don't know her current politics; I just remember her 90s self.
 
2012-11-13 09:47:22 PM
Okay, showering and looking happy to be alive are the key to sex appeal. Got it.
 
2012-11-13 09:55:33 PM

FunkOut: Okay, showering and looking happy to be alive are the key to sex appeal. Got it.


You've never seen someone who *should* be drop dead gorgeous, all the physical checkpoints are there, but they just are not sexy?

Sexy is not physical. It's mental. Sexy is an attitude. In the 90s, Janeane had that attitude, and it rocked.
 
2012-11-13 09:55:49 PM
I've been accused of resembling Janeane Garofalo. I don't see it.
 
2012-11-13 10:04:24 PM

Pastramification: I've been accused of resembling Janeane Garofalo. I don't see it.


You know the drill. Let's see.
 
2012-11-13 10:28:36 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: thecpt: You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.



Happy now? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME GO AND DO!!!!


Look at the shine on her forehead wow.
 
2012-11-13 10:45:40 PM
She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk.

I'd penis her. Out of admiration, I would penis her.
 
2012-11-13 11:43:06 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk


Cause FSM knows all the biggest comics are conservative.

The thing about her that bothers me is I saw her on CC doing comedy. It was in a theater (think 3-4K capacity) and she was workshopping her material. Constantly going back to her notebook, referencing things, etc. It's very unprofessional. It doesn't matter if you're Jerry Seinfeld, you don't workshop your set in front of a thousand people. Go to the Cellar and workshop it there.

//Used to think she was frumpy cute. Tattoos, cloves, and weird attire choices make me guess she doesn't smell very good.
 
2012-11-13 11:57:29 PM

mjbok: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk

Cause FSM knows all the biggest comics are conservative.

The thing about her that bothers me is I saw her on CC doing comedy. It was in a theater (think 3-4K capacity) and she was workshopping her material. Constantly going back to her notebook, referencing things, etc. It's very unprofessional. It doesn't matter if you're Jerry Seinfeld, you don't workshop your set in front of a thousand people. Go to the Cellar and workshop it there.

//Used to think she was frumpy cute. Tattoos, cloves, and weird attire choices make me guess she doesn't smell very good.


Garofalo has ALWAYS used the notebook. It isn't workshopping, it's part of her act.
 
2012-11-14 12:13:13 AM

mjbok: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk

Cause FSM knows all the biggest comics are conservative.

The thing about her that bothers me is I saw her on CC doing comedy. It was in a theater (think 3-4K capacity) and she was workshopping her material. Constantly going back to her notebook, referencing things, etc. It's very unprofessional. It doesn't matter if you're Jerry Seinfeld, you don't workshop your set in front of a thousand people. Go to the Cellar and workshop it there.

//Used to think she was frumpy cute. Tattoos, cloves, and weird attire choices make me guess she doesn't smell very good.


You forgot to use the term "workshop".

If you use the term "workshop" it makes you seem all "insider" and knowledgeable and we should care what you think.

So next time use the term "workshop", please. Otherwise we just assume you're a nobody complaining about the careers of successful people.

TIA!!
 
2012-11-14 12:19:33 AM
Garofalo: old and busted. Brownstein: new hotness.
 
2012-11-14 12:25:39 AM

jaytkay: So next time use the term "workshop", please. Otherwise we just assume you're a nobody complaining about the careers of successful people.


I like workshopping.

//Rape
 
2012-11-14 02:42:17 AM

ManateeGag: I never found her sexy, or funny.

Now, Sarah Silverman, still not funny, but I'd fark her cross-eyed.


Still thinking about this. Does this mean you would do such a good job seasoning her taco that her eyes would roll back in her head like the Undertaker? Or that you would cross your own eyes during the act to make it somewhat funny or creepy to be banged by a cross-eyed person? Next time i'm with my wife i will try to be tender, loving and cross-eyed just to keep things fresh.
 
2012-11-14 03:59:30 AM

The Muthaship: karnal: Isn't Garofalo a big tea party supporter?

That may actually get response from her, if she's a farker.

She thinks Streisand is a fascist.


*eyebrow shoots up*
 
2012-11-14 09:05:19 AM

mjbok: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk

Cause FSM knows all the biggest comics are conservative.

The thing about her that bothers me is I saw her on CC doing comedy. It was in a theater (think 3-4K capacity) and she was workshopping her material. Constantly going back to her notebook, referencing things, etc. It's very unprofessional. It doesn't matter if you're Jerry Seinfeld, you don't workshop your set in front of a thousand people. Go to the Cellar and workshop it there.

//Used to think she was frumpy cute. Tattoos, cloves, and weird attire choices make me guess she doesn't smell very good.


Still, I would workshop my penis on her.

/Workshop
/Penis
 
2012-11-14 09:12:36 AM
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs

mjbok: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk

Cause FSM knows all the biggest comics are conservative.

The thing about her that bothers me is I saw her on CC doing comedy. It was in a theater (think 3-4K capacity) and she was workshopping her material. Constantly going back to her notebook, referencing things, etc. It's very unprofessional. It doesn't matter if you're Jerry Seinfeld, you don't workshop your set in front of a thousand people. Go to the Cellar and workshop it there.

//Used to think she was frumpy cute. Tattoos, cloves, and weird attire choices make me guess she doesn't smell very good.

Still, I would workshop my penis on her.

/Workshop
/Penis



I suspect most everyone in this thread that has detailed what their penises would do to Janeane Garofalo, has probably never had sex and lives with their moms.
 
2012-11-14 09:22:44 AM

karnal: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs

mjbok: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk

Cause FSM knows all the biggest comics are conservative.

The thing about her that bothers me is I saw her on CC doing comedy. It was in a theater (think 3-4K capacity) and she was workshopping her material. Constantly going back to her notebook, referencing things, etc. It's very unprofessional. It doesn't matter if you're Jerry Seinfeld, you don't workshop your set in front of a thousand people. Go to the Cellar and workshop it there.

//Used to think she was frumpy cute. Tattoos, cloves, and weird attire choices make me guess she doesn't smell very good.

Still, I would workshop my penis on her.

/Workshop
/Penis


I suspect most everyone in this thread that has detailed what their penises would do to Janeane Garofalo, has probably never had sex and lives with their moms.


If they live with their mom, there's always a slim chance they've had sex. You never know.
 
2012-11-14 09:26:43 AM
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs

karnal: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs

mjbok: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk

Cause FSM knows all the biggest comics are conservative.

The thing about her that bothers me is I saw her on CC doing comedy. It was in a theater (think 3-4K capacity) and she was workshopping her material. Constantly going back to her notebook, referencing things, etc. It's very unprofessional. It doesn't matter if you're Jerry Seinfeld, you don't workshop your set in front of a thousand people. Go to the Cellar and workshop it there.

//Used to think she was frumpy cute. Tattoos, cloves, and weird attire choices make me guess she doesn't smell very good.

Still, I would workshop my penis on her.

/Workshop
/Penis


I suspect most everyone in this thread that has detailed what their penises would do to Janeane Garofalo, has probably never had sex and lives with their moms.

If they live with their mom, there's always a slim chance they've had sex. You never know.



That's true....do you have any pics of your mom you care to post?
 
2012-11-14 09:30:42 AM

karnal: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs

karnal: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs

mjbok: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: She could have done the Dennis "I've got a wife and family so I'll go conservative...you know, go where the money is" Miller thing. But instead she stayed liberal and became a drunk

Cause FSM knows all the biggest comics are conservative.

The thing about her that bothers me is I saw her on CC doing comedy. It was in a theater (think 3-4K capacity) and she was workshopping her material. Constantly going back to her notebook, referencing things, etc. It's very unprofessional. It doesn't matter if you're Jerry Seinfeld, you don't workshop your set in front of a thousand people. Go to the Cellar and workshop it there.

//Used to think she was frumpy cute. Tattoos, cloves, and weird attire choices make me guess she doesn't smell very good.

Still, I would workshop my penis on her.

/Workshop
/Penis


I suspect most everyone in this thread that has detailed what their penises would do to Janeane Garofalo, has probably never had sex and lives with their moms.

If they live with their mom, there's always a slim chance they've had sex. You never know.


That's true....do you have any pics of your mom you care to post?


Just GIS for "Satan's pillows".
 
2012-11-14 09:42:17 AM
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs

That's true....do you have any pics of your mom you care to post?

Just GIS for "Satan's pillows".



A lot of images to wade through....
 
2012-11-14 10:46:56 AM
I always thought she was a "DY" --as in half DYKE.
 
2012-11-14 12:30:12 PM

Second Try: MonkeyAngst: An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: sugar_fetus: [www.hollywoodmemorabilia.com image 316x400]

O.M.G. I dated a transexual girl once that looked just like that.

/she was cute
//and farked in the head
///in a badnofun way

wat

Uh, I'm guessing by "I dated a transsexual girl once" he or she means "I dated a transsexual girl once." And that girl looked like that picture of Janeane Garofalo.

I'm just guessing.

What is a transsexual girl, a boy who dresses like a girl, or a girl who dresses like a boy?


You're thinking of transvestites. Transsexuals identify with a gender other than their biological sex, and often use surgery to make a transition between the two. In this case, a person who was born male but became female.
 
2012-11-14 04:19:10 PM
Wouldn't there be some tax implications?
 
2012-11-14 10:48:21 PM
She was cute for a couple of years max. Just long enough to make a few bucks. She then became offended by any member of mankind that appreciated a cute face, deodorant, and an armpit that didn't look and smell like Ron Jeremy's ass. She's now rightfully repulsive. I 'll bet the offers are rolling in for her.
 
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