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(NYPost)   This explains why Janeane Garofalo has had absolutely no sex appeal for the last twenty years: she's been married. OK, well maybe that doesn't explain it   (nypost.com) divider line 131
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2012-11-13 11:25:47 AM
She was adorable in the 1990s. Then...not sure. She could still be cute today, if she gave a sh*t to.
 
2012-11-13 11:26:17 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: InmanRoshi: She seems like the type of person who would lecture you in the back of a cab for 15 mind-numbing minutes about how stoplights are a construct of the male patriarchy. I'll pass.

and you are sandwiched between her and Margaret Cho.


blog.seattlepi.com

The horror. The horror.
 
2012-11-13 11:44:24 AM
Nogale

Could it have anything to do with the fact that she's a self-professed asexual who enjoys a celibate relationship with her long-term boyfriend?

I read somewhere she had her vagina sewed up and pees through a straw.
 
2012-11-13 11:49:25 AM

karnal: Nogale

Could it have anything to do with the fact that she's a self-professed asexual who enjoys a celibate relationship with her long-term boyfriend?

I read somewhere she had her vagina sewed up and pees through a straw.


I've heard that it's permanently puckered, as if it had just sucked on a lemon.
 
2012-11-13 11:53:46 AM
WhippingBoy

karnal: Nogale

Could it have anything to do with the fact that she's a self-professed asexual who enjoys a celibate relationship with her long-term boyfriend?

I read somewhere she had her vagina sewed up and pees through a straw.

I've heard that it's permanently puckered, as if it had just sucked on a lemon.


and when she pees she makes lemonade?
 
2012-11-13 11:55:40 AM
FTFA: "Rob and I got married, for real, which we had to have a notary dissolve not 30 minutes before we got here tonight," Garofalo said. "We were married for 20 years until this evening."

As a notary public, I'm getting a kick out of these replies, AND my newly-discovered marriage-dissolving powers.
 
2012-11-13 11:59:39 AM

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: "Rob and I got married, for real, which we had to have a notary dissolve not 30 minutes before we got here tonight," Garofalo said. "We were married for 20 years until this evening."

As a notary public, I'm getting a kick out of these replies, AND my newly-discovered marriage-dissolving powers.


How much do you charge...just curious...
 
2012-11-13 12:00:53 PM
zez

The Ben Stiller show was funny as hell



They just had their 20 year reunion thingy.

i.huffpost.com
 
2012-11-13 12:02:57 PM
I was more shocked to discover she was married to a guy.
 
2012-11-13 12:06:31 PM

sugar_fetus: [www.hollywoodmemorabilia.com image 316x400]

O.M.G. I dated a transexual girl once that looked just like that.

/she was cute
//and farked in the head
///in a badnofun way


wat
 
2012-11-13 12:12:06 PM
This means she can claim his lifetime income for social security purposes if it is higher than hers.
Yee-haw.

/No, really.
//Look that shiat up.
 
2012-11-13 12:17:38 PM

Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.


She's a Scientologist. You can have PhD's from Harvard, Yale, and Oxford, and if you take that crap seriously, you're a farking moron. Period. End of story.
 
2012-11-13 12:17:39 PM

Staffa Kar Therma: cptrios: HIDEOUS.

Too bad those are all 15 plus years ago.


Yeah, and subby claims she hasn't been attractive for 20. I'm merely saying that she has absolutely been attractive at points during those 20 years.
 
2012-11-13 12:18:18 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: InmanRoshi: She seems like the type of person who would lecture you in the back of a cab for 15 mind-numbing minutes about how stoplights are a construct of the male patriarchy. I'll pass.

and you are sandwiched between her and Margaret Cho.


Much like Janeane, Cho was cute in the 90's, but didn't age well and then made it worse by getting a sh*tload of ugly tattoos.
 
2012-11-13 12:51:00 PM
There was a point in time when Janeane Garofalo had sex appeal?
 
2012-11-13 12:55:28 PM
Poor Matt Damon. Dude was getting used the whole time.
 
2012-11-13 12:56:08 PM

karnal: They just had their 20 year reunion thingy.


Time is nothing to trifle with. Exhibit A: Ben Stiller is seriously starting to look like Costanza's dad.
 
2012-11-13 01:09:21 PM

H31N0US: karnal: They just had their 20 year reunion thingy.

Time is nothing to trifle with. Exhibit A: Ben Stiller is seriously starting to look like Costanza's dad.


Maybe because he really is Jerrys dad? Tell me you did not know that.
 
2012-11-13 01:33:16 PM

twiztedjustin: Married you say? My answer would have been super liberal feminist dyky dyke.


That's funny, because your post makes you sound like a douchey douche.
 
2012-11-13 01:37:06 PM
With a net worth of $10 million, she probably doesn't really care how she looks....or who she has sex with.

nycomedy.files.wordpress.com "Wrong hole there, Spike!"
 
2012-11-13 01:45:07 PM

theflatline: H31N0US: karnal: They just had their 20 year reunion thingy.

Time is nothing to trifle with. Exhibit A: Ben Stiller is seriously starting to look like Costanza's dad.

Maybe because he really is Jerrys dad? Tell me you did not know that.


Why don't you rethink that and get back to us
 
2012-11-13 01:46:50 PM

fickenchucker: She was really cute in Freaks and Geeks. Loved her smile.


Not to be a pain, but wasnt that Linda Cardellini?

/She still had a great smile.
 
2012-11-13 02:04:57 PM
Used to have a huge crush on her in a Lisa Loeb, Tina Fey kinda way...
 
2012-11-13 02:10:09 PM
We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab Honda. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew?

Same exact thing happened to me.

Wish it had been to her.
 
2012-11-13 02:11:05 PM
She looks like a young version of my mom, so she's never had any appeal to me
 
2012-11-13 02:26:02 PM
Mega Steve

She looks like a young version of my mom, so she's never had any appeal to me



Your mom is damn sexy.
 
2012-11-13 02:28:41 PM
Am I the only person on the planet who thought Reality Bites was just plain awful?
 
2012-11-13 02:31:52 PM

chitownmike: theflatline: H31N0US: karnal: They just had their 20 year reunion thingy.

Time is nothing to trifle with. Exhibit A: Ben Stiller is seriously starting to look like Costanza's dad.

Maybe because he really is Jerrys dad? Tell me you did not know that.

Why don't you rethink that and get back to us



oops, should have benn Ben's in place of Jerrys.
 
2012-11-13 02:36:07 PM
theflatline

chitownmike: theflatline: H31N0US: karnal: They just had their 20 year reunion thingy.

Time is nothing to trifle with. Exhibit A: Ben Stiller is seriously starting to look like Costanza's dad.

Maybe because he really is Jerrys dad? Tell me you did not know that.

Why don't you rethink that and get back to us


oops, should have benn Ben's in place of Jerrys.



Says you!spydersden.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-13 02:41:43 PM

Marshal805: Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.

She's a Scientologist. You can have PhD's from Harvard, Yale, and Oxford, and if you take that crap seriously, you're a farking moron. Period. End of story.


Can't and won't argue with that. She's her own idea of what a smart woman is like, but she's just bitter, angry, and not that funny. Watched her talk politics once, and even though I'm pretty liberal, I just flashed on the You'reNotHelping.jpg while listening to her poor arguments.

/ As was said above, she was hotter than the sun in the "Truth About Cats & Dogs" era.
 
2012-11-13 02:42:34 PM

neilbradley: Reality Bites


Yeah but, Winona Ryder.

/fap
 
2012-11-13 02:49:49 PM

paraigmshift: fickenchucker: She was really cute in Freaks and Geeks. Loved her smile.

Not to be a pain, but wasnt that Linda Cardellini?

/She still had a great smile.




Yeah--that's sort of what I meant. She and Linda had the same smile when younger.
 
2012-11-13 02:53:06 PM
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Marshal805: Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.

She's a Scientologist. You can have PhD's from Harvard, Yale, and Oxford, and if you take that crap seriously, you're a farking moron. Period. End of story.

Can't and won't argue with that. She's her own idea of what a smart woman is like, but she's just bitter, angry, and not that funny. Watched her talk politics once, and even though I'm pretty liberal, I just flashed on the You'reNotHelping.jpg while listening to her poor arguments.

/ As was said above, she was hotter than the sun in the "Truth About Cats & Dogs" era.



I am the same way with Ted Nugent - I am pretty conservative but I hide my head when he starts with some of his outrageous remarks
 
2012-11-13 03:22:33 PM

Marshal805: Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.

She's a Scientologist. You can have PhD's from Harvard, Yale, and Oxford, and if you take that crap seriously, you're a farking moron. Period. End of story.


Actually she's not a Scientologist. She's an atheist who wanted to use her former radio show to promote a Scientology based charity organization because she felt they were doing good work, and she got into an on air argument about it with her co-host (Seder) who didn't want them on the show. Her argument was that Scientology is a bunch of fantasy driven fluff, but so is all religion, so we shouldn't specifically discriminate a Scientology based charity as opposed to a Catholoic or Jewish based one.
 
2012-11-13 03:29:12 PM

neilbradley: Am I the only person on the planet who thought Reality Bites was just plain awful?


It's one of those "so bad it's good" things where you can sit down and mock 90's ethos. Ethan Hawke's protagonist character was supposed to be the tortured too-cool-for-school artist ends up with the girl, over Ben Stiller's stuffy, uptight, uncool, corporate sellout. Now when you re-watch it Ethan Hawke's character is a self absorbed misgoynistic douche, while Ben Stiller's character is the only likable character.
 
2012-11-13 03:43:06 PM
 
2012-11-13 05:00:47 PM
Kat Dennings > Janeane Garofolo > Sara Silverman

That is all.
 
2012-11-13 05:19:36 PM

ManateeGag: I never found her sexy, or funny.

Now, Sarah Silverman, still not funny, but I'd fark her cross-eyed.


I'd take both of them and make and obscene sandwich out of them.
 
2012-11-13 05:31:31 PM
Believe it or not, turns out women exist outside of a sexual context.

/who knew?
 
2012-11-13 05:52:13 PM

unitednihilists: ManateeGag: I never found her sexy, or funny.

Now, Sarah Silverman, still not funny, but I'd fark her cross-eyed.

I'd take both of them and make and obscene sandwich out of them.


But only after I got them slightly inebriated so I could talk to them for a few hours first. Sweet Jesus, that would be awesome. It's been a while since both balls and brains got a workout on the same night.
 
2012-11-13 05:58:33 PM
met her once at a coffee bean and tea leaf in hollywood. very friendly, very short, and cute. plus she was checking out my tattoos quite a bit.
 
2012-11-13 05:58:33 PM

beerrun: Sultan Of Herf: nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.

Agreed.



WhippingBoy:

Sarah Silverman bothers me to no end,

Agreed again.

Yes, and yes.

Sarah Silverman is funny in the same way Lisa Lampanelli is funny,
And by that, I mean she's not. At all.


Women in general just aren't that funny, especially female comedians. I've met random girls in real life who are funnier than the top female comics.

Amy Schumer is kinda funny, though.
 
2012-11-13 06:11:46 PM

An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: sugar_fetus: [www.hollywoodmemorabilia.com image 316x400]

O.M.G. I dated a transexual girl once that looked just like that.

/she was cute
//and farked in the head
///in a badnofun way

wat


Uh, I'm guessing by "I dated a transsexual girl once" he or she means "I dated a transsexual girl once." And that girl looked like that picture of Janeane Garofalo.

I'm just guessing.
 
2012-11-13 06:28:57 PM

aspAddict: Kat Dennings > Janeane Garofolo > Sara Silverman

That is all.


Maybe because Kat is 20 years younger?
 
2012-11-13 06:30:32 PM

MonkeyAngst: An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name: sugar_fetus: [www.hollywoodmemorabilia.com image 316x400]

O.M.G. I dated a transexual girl once that looked just like that.

/she was cute
//and farked in the head
///in a badnofun way

wat

Uh, I'm guessing by "I dated a transsexual girl once" he or she means "I dated a transsexual girl once." And that girl looked like that picture of Janeane Garofalo.

I'm just guessing.


What is a transsexual girl, a boy who dresses like a girl, or a girl who dresses like a boy?
 
2012-11-13 06:58:01 PM

Staffa Kar Therma: cptrios: HIDEOUS.

Too bad those are all 15 plus years ago.


She was cute until she got preachy and angry, but that can be said for anybody.
 
kth
2012-11-13 07:24:59 PM

InmanRoshi: neilbradley: Am I the only person on the planet who thought Reality Bites was just plain awful?

It's one of those "so bad it's good" things where you can sit down and mock 90's ethos. Ethan Hawke's protagonist character was supposed to be the tortured too-cool-for-school artist ends up with the girl, over Ben Stiller's stuffy, uptight, uncool, corporate sellout. Now when you re-watch it Ethan Hawke's character is a self absorbed misgoynistic douche, while Ben Stiller's character is the only likable character.


This.

It did not help that I just got out of a relationship with a self-absorbed misogynistic douche when that movie came out.
 
2012-11-13 07:52:35 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: InmanRoshi: She seems like the type of person who would lecture you in the back of a cab for 15 mind-numbing minutes about how stoplights are a construct of the male patriarchy. I'll pass.

and you are sandwiched between her and Margaret Cho.

Much like Janeane, Cho was cute in the 90's, but didn't age well and then made it worse by getting a sh*tload of ugly tattoos.


Cho's tattoos are completely awful.
 
2012-11-13 07:56:50 PM
www.shootinggallerysf.com
 
2012-11-13 08:05:34 PM

GungFu: excessive Thetans.


Please, no, please, please, please please tell me she's not a Scientologist.
 
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