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(NYPost)   This explains why Janeane Garofalo has had absolutely no sex appeal for the last twenty years: she's been married. OK, well maybe that doesn't explain it   (nypost.com) divider line 131
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2012-11-13 09:11:13 AM
I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.
 
2012-11-13 09:29:25 AM
She always looks like she hasn't showered in a few days.
 
2012-11-13 09:30:38 AM
I never found her sexy, or funny.

Now, Sarah Silverman, still not funny, but I'd fark her cross-eyed.
 
2012-11-13 09:44:34 AM
I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.
 
2012-11-13 10:00:15 AM
How do you explain her lack of humor?
 
2012-11-13 10:00:52 AM

ManateeGag: I never found her sexy, or funny.

Now, Sarah Silverman, still not funny, but I'd fark her cross-eyed.


Sarah Silverman bothers me to no end, but I do respect the fact that she's found a way to tell horrible, racist jokes that would offend a young Andrew Dice Clay in this age of political correctness.

/just say you're being "ironic"
 
2012-11-13 10:04:09 AM

nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.


Agreed.



WhippingBoy:

Sarah Silverman bothers me to no end,

Agreed again.
 
2012-11-13 10:04:11 AM
Isn't Garofalo a big tea party supporter?
 
2012-11-13 10:05:12 AM
I like Janeane better than Sarah, but their both cute. Janeane always had more curves though. Janeane was Daria. I'm not sure of Sarah's equivalent.
 
2012-11-13 10:05:20 AM
I like her, though I don't see her too often anymore.

Still, when she was getting lots of tattoos, sometimes bleaching her hair, and failing to quit smoking.. it's hard to not be turned off.
 
2012-11-13 10:05:39 AM
Married you say? My answer would have been super liberal feminist dyky dyke.
 
2012-11-13 10:07:12 AM
Every woman I've ever dated bore at least some resemblance to Janeane Garofalo, which says something strange about me. Probably that I got way into 90's movies.
 
2012-11-13 10:07:41 AM
I did get married in vegas and it took two days. it certainly took a lot longer than I was expecting, nothing like I imagined you could do on a drunken whim.
 
2012-11-13 10:08:54 AM

Sultan Of Herf: nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.

Agreed.



WhippingBoy:

Sarah Silverman bothers me to no end,

Agreed again.


Yes, and yes.

Sarah Silverman is funny in the same way Lisa Lampanelli is funny,
And by that, I mean she's not. At all.
 
2012-11-13 10:09:07 AM

karnal: Isn't Garofalo a big tea party supporter?


That may actually get response from her, if she's a farker.

She thinks Streisand is a fascist.
 
2012-11-13 10:10:03 AM
Mystery Men was 1999 and she was cute in that.
 
2012-11-13 10:10:28 AM
I've always had a bit of a crush on her, or did up to a point, haven't seen much of her the last few years. Something about her always lamenting her own lack of sex appeal just made it that much more appealing. I'm weird like that - I love "ugly ducklings" that would appear to clean up well.
 
2012-11-13 10:12:35 AM
I always thought she was a bit of a troll, but she was adorable in The Matchmaker (written by Graham Linehan - Father Ted, The IT Crowd)
 
2012-11-13 10:12:50 AM
Alphax

I like her, though I don't see her too often anymore.

Still, when she was getting lots of tattoos, sometimes bleaching her hair, and failing to quit smoking.. it's hard to not be turned off.



I read that she has a tattoo of Jimmy Carter on her left butt cheek - but I have no proof of this.
 
2012-11-13 10:15:11 AM

Ennuipoet: Every woman I've ever dated bore at least some resemblance to Janeane Garofalo, which says something strange about me. Probably that I got way into 90's movies.


I don't know. It seems like a lot of women look like that these days. The I-don't-give-a-shiat look. The feminine counterpart to the neckbeard I guess.
 
2012-11-13 10:16:51 AM
No sex appeal? Subby has obviously never seen Mystery Men.
 
2012-11-13 10:17:04 AM
She can be whacky and annoying but I'd totally penis it.
 
2012-11-13 10:19:02 AM

LDM90: Ennuipoet: Every woman I've ever dated bore at least some resemblance to Janeane Garofalo, which says something strange about me. Probably that I got way into 90's movies.

I don't know. It seems like a lot of women look like that these days. The I-don't-give-a-shiat look. The feminine counterpart to the neckbeard I guess.


I chortled...
 
2012-11-13 10:22:21 AM

nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.


She had some moments during her SNL years where she was quite cute.
 
2012-11-13 10:26:32 AM
You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.
 
2012-11-13 10:28:08 AM
She was one of my teenage lust afters.
 
2012-11-13 10:28:29 AM

thecpt: You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.


Eh, I lost my image hoster in July, and try not to hotlink.
 
2012-11-13 10:29:40 AM
Wellon Dowd

No sex appeal? Subby has obviously never seen Mystery Men.



Either that or someone doesn't know the meaning of "sex appeal".

www.thefancarpet.com
 
2012-11-13 10:30:09 AM
She has had no sex appeal because of excessive Thetans.

And the obvious self-loathing:

cdn-www.cracked.com 

She needs to lay off the Hubbard Juice.
 
2012-11-13 10:33:36 AM

thecpt: You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.


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Happy now? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME GO AND DO!!!!
 
2012-11-13 10:34:22 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: thecpt: You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.

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Happy now? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME GO AND DO!!!!


It's like a Halloween costume.
 
2012-11-13 10:36:25 AM

beerrun: Sultan Of Herf: nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.

Agreed.



WhippingBoy:

Sarah Silverman bothers me to no end,

Agreed again.

Yes, and yes.

Sarah Silverman is funny in the same way Lisa Lampanelli is funny,
And by that, I mean she's not. At all.


IMO, it's because they're trying so hard to be edgy...and let everyone know how edgy they are..by being so vulgar...AND EDGY!!!!...but they aren't. The trailblazing was done by people like joan rivers 40 years ago...Sorry, a women doing a fart joke in 2012 isn't really pushing any sort of envelope when we already had a person screwing an apple pie in a movie theater a decade ago.
 
2012-11-13 10:36:47 AM
I'd still do her. Maybe feed her a sammich afterwards though.
 
2012-11-13 10:37:04 AM

The Muthaship: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: thecpt: You know how I know she has no sex appeal? 24 comments in and nobody has posted a single picture.

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Happy now? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME GO AND DO!!!!

It's like a Halloween costume.


24 hours later, Poland Springs stock hit the floor.
 
2012-11-13 10:40:16 AM

nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.


www.thefancarpet.com

She had a million-watt smile back in the 90s before she got all tattooed and grouchy
 
2012-11-13 10:43:51 AM

Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.


Huh her personality kills it, always looking negative aspects of a situation, and what intellect? She appears smart but she's not that bright if you read her interviews.

She was oddly hot for about a year or two during her parenthood/truth about cats and dogs era.
 
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2012-11-13 10:45:40 AM
The Ben Stiller show was funny as hell
 
2012-11-13 10:47:47 AM
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HIDEOUS.
 
2012-11-13 10:50:54 AM

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HIDEOUS.


There is a serious issue when you get more attractive the more clothes you put on, unless she is going to wear that parka in the boudoir, no thanks.
 
2012-11-13 10:53:38 AM

steamingpile: Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.

Huh her personality kills it, always looking negative aspects of a situation, and what intellect? She appears smart but she's not that bright if you read her interviews.

She was oddly hot for about a year or two during her parenthood/truth about cats and dogs era.


Agreed. She's one of those people who want to appear smart, but just can't pull it off.
 
2012-11-13 10:58:22 AM
You know where she lost it?
When she started protesting Bush Jr.
Do your homework.
She was hot before then, but 8 years of hating him, she started adding tattoos all over and anger lines all over her face.
 
2012-11-13 10:58:32 AM
She was really cute in Freaks and Geeks. Loved her smile.
 
2012-11-13 11:02:47 AM

Tax Boy: nekom: I always thought she was kinda cute. Not drop dead gorgeous, but definitely cute.

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She had a million-watt smile back in the 90s before she got all tattooed and grouchy


Very much this. I'd have hit that with vigor in the 90s. Now...some women age well (e.g. Salma Hayek), some turn into a grumpy old guy named 'Saul' from Queens.
 
2012-11-13 11:04:38 AM
She was addorable in The Truth About Cats and Dogs. Stupid movie but it was a Cyrano de Bergerac tale with her as the ugly girl and Uma Thurman as the hot girl and I would have totally gone with Janeane,

Now that she's all pissed off and inked up like a biker old lady, not so much.
 
2012-11-13 11:04:41 AM
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O.M.G. I dated a transexual girl once that looked just like that.

/she was cute
//and farked in the head
///in a badnofun way
 
2012-11-13 11:12:03 AM
She seems like the type of person who would lecture you in the back of a cab for 15 mind-numbing minutes about how stoplights are a construct of the male patriarchy. I'll pass.
 
2012-11-13 11:17:42 AM
Could it have anything to do with the fact that she's a self-professed asexual who enjoys a celibate relationship with her long-term boyfriend?
 
2012-11-13 11:21:21 AM

cptrios: HIDEOUS.


Too bad those are all 15 plus years ago.
 
2012-11-13 11:22:17 AM

InmanRoshi: She seems like the type of person who would lecture you in the back of a cab for 15 mind-numbing minutes about how stoplights are a construct of the male patriarchy. I'll pass.


and you are sandwiched between her and Margaret Cho.
 
2012-11-13 11:24:09 AM

Cythraul: I've always thought of her as a bit plain, in my opinion. But I imagine her personality and intellect make up for that, a lot.


You can see her for free, every single Thursday, Friday and Saturday at Eastville Comedy Club. And free is too expensive for her current stand-up act.
 
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