FARK.com: (7431542) "America's best barista tells you how to make the perfect cup of coffee in seven steps." Subby can tell you how to do it in two steps: put the K-cup in the Keurig and press the little button

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		"America's best barista tells you how to make the perfect cup of coffee in seven steps." Subby can tell you how to do it in two steps: put the K-cup in the Keurig and press the little button (slate.com)		10
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notmtwain		2012-11-13 09:47:14 AM

8 votes:

You forgot to put your cup underneath. Hope you have a big towel, coffeeeverywheremitter.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-11-13 11:16:56 AM

2 votes:

1. lay out line of anhydrous caffeine on table
2. snort

Free Radical		2012-11-13 11:09:53 AM

2 votes:

Amateurs...

MelGoesOnTour		2012-11-13 11:09:47 AM

2 votes:

I need to see an actual "K cup". Seems like anything over DD is more than enough.

Madbassist1		2012-11-14 08:21:38 AM

1 votes:

ZureaL: After reading this thread, I took the plunge (pun intended) and ordered an Aeropress from Amazon.

I hope you people know wtf you're talking about.

uh oh. Thats a big leap, right there, sir.

ronaprhys		2012-11-13 11:50:59 AM

1 votes:

Fark Reddit or bust: I just tell the pissed of hipster barista at Starbucks to make mine.

1 - Walk into Starbucks
2 - Request drink from disgruntled and failed liberal arts major
3 - Pay
4 - Enjoy the drink

/Okay - in my Starbucks they're actually all very nice folks. Not disgruntled, nor failed LA majors. However, going with an amusing stereotype is always fun
//Plus, liberal arts majors need to be mocked.

ThighsofGlory		2012-11-13 11:28:34 AM

1 votes:

CokeBear: Weekday mornings are more about an efficient caffeine delivery system, not a good tasting cup of coffee.

Anyone tried caffeine-infused soap in the shower? Does that stuff actually work?

Yeah, but it tastes nasty.

Ebbelwoi		2012-11-13 11:20:58 AM

1 votes:

I bet it's Hell getting that woman to orgasm.

Prank Call of Cthulhu		2012-11-13 11:15:13 AM

1 votes:

Hipsters used to like coffee, back when it was cool. Now they're all on yerba mate.

Jubeebee		2012-11-13 10:29:20 AM

1 votes:

I grind my own coffee beans in a blender with a pinch of spices: cinnamon, cloves, allspice, and mace. Comes out with a very rough grind that works quite well in a french press.

I make a full bag at a time (12oz), so I'm sure some people would say the coffee goes stale, but it's a damn sight better than preground blend going through a Mr Coffee.

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