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(The Daily Beast)   Does CNN make you want to throw things at your TV? Is Fox News still too liberal for you? Well, be sure to ask your cable provider to add TPNN: The Tea Party News Network. No, this is not an Onion article   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 108
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2012-11-13 08:18:13 AM
I can see this channel eventually being in every room in every house 24/7.
 
2012-11-13 08:20:12 AM
For people who think Fox News is just one more arm of the liberal media
 
2012-11-13 08:28:41 AM
On one hand, I'd love to see this channel just for the laughs it'll surely bring. But on the other hand, do we really want more far, far right brainwashing on TV?
 
2012-11-13 08:51:09 AM

Cythraul: But on the other hand, do we really want more far, far right brainwashing on TV?


I see opportunities in the Black Nike, Purple Shroud, and Flavor-Aid industries.
 
2012-11-13 08:53:29 AM

Cythraul: On one hand, I'd love to see this channel just for the laughs it'll surely bring. But on the other hand, do we really want more far, far right brainwashing on TV?


But with Fox News, there's always a chance for a moment of clarity from one of the talking heads, an "is this just math you do as a republican?" moment. I seriously doubt you'd get such a moment on this network. I expect they all fully believe in the particular brand of crazy they will be spouting.
 
2012-11-13 09:06:22 AM
CNN makes me throw things at the TV but because of their incompetence and hologram Wolf, not because of their bias, just stupidity.
 
2012-11-13 09:07:47 AM
Their piece on Murka's diversity was extremely infromative. Would watch again.

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2012-11-13 09:08:31 AM

WI241TH: Cythraul: On one hand, I'd love to see this channel just for the laughs it'll surely bring. But on the other hand, do we really want more far, far right brainwashing on TV?

But with Fox News, there's always a chance for a moment of clarity from one of the talking heads, an "is this just math you do as a republican?" moment. I seriously doubt you'd get such a moment on this network. I expect they all fully believe in the particular brand of crazy they will be spouting.


I about died laughing when that Fox bottle-blonde asked Karl Rove that question. The look on his face was a mix of "Oh shiat, I'm farked," and "Oh no you di'int!"
 
2012-11-13 09:08:48 AM
What exactly is an "able" network? And if I am unable to find the able network, what do I do?
 
2012-11-13 09:10:00 AM

Makh: I can see this channel eventually being in every room in every house 24/7.


I lol'd
 
2012-11-13 09:10:11 AM
SPOILER ALERT!

The REAL shocker in the article is that...

"Mancow" is a rude dick.
 
2012-11-13 09:11:11 AM
Mike Judge is a prophet

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Also, do eeet! Hopefully this leads to the true split between the Republican party and the teabaggers. If we can shatter that party in half the Democrats will run roughshot over both of them for the next 10-20 years. It would be smart for liberals to help bankroll this teabagger news network to help get it started. Its basically the same as pushing the GOP off of a cliff.
 
2012-11-13 09:11:53 AM
"Let's make an even more impermeable bubble!"
 
2012-11-13 09:12:07 AM
Recently, I have been listening to Serius/XM Patriot to enjoy some conservative butthurt.

Can this network top that?

/This morning, a guy there (I think his name is Mike Church), was saying look how much "land" Romney won compared to Obama. I was laughing my a** off all by myself while driving.
 
2012-11-13 09:14:41 AM
All the pageantry, patriotic zeal and reasoned analysis of a Klan rally, in your very own living room.
 
2012-11-13 09:14:42 AM
Is the "Tea Party" still a thing? Really?

I thought that the expression had become little more than a pejorative by now.
 
2012-11-13 09:14:54 AM
Watched some of it on election night. I didn't get a chance to see them when the election was called for Obama unfortunately, but they had a doughy balding white guy akin to Rush next to some blonde tart with about an inch of make up on her face spewing the usual whargarbl
 
2012-11-13 09:16:32 AM
Oooh I can't wait for their line up of programming:

Personal Mobility Devices Today

Donald Trump Shouts at the Camera

Cold Case - Maricopa County

Rex Kramer Danger Seeker
 
2012-11-13 09:16:55 AM

Cythraul: But on the other hand, do we really want more far, far right brainwashing on TV?


Whatever they're washing, it isn't brains.
 
2012-11-13 09:17:21 AM
"And now, with just 0.01% of the vote in, at 7:00:01pm on the east coast here on Election Night 2016, TPNN is prepared to call the White House for Republican Candidate Michelle Bachmann"
 
2012-11-13 09:18:10 AM

mayIFark: Recently, I have been listening to Serius/XM Patriot to enjoy some conservative butthurt.

Can this network top that?

/This morning, a guy there (I think his name is Mike Church), was saying look how much "land" Romney won compared to Obama. I was laughing my a** off all by myself while driving.


Patriot is simply awesome because they broadcast a few of the B-level guys who'll say even more outrageous shiat compared to Hannity, Beck etc. Beck yesterday morning wasn't actually half bad but thats because he was gushing over Skyfall. Mark Levin however, the butthurt could be cut with a knife
 
2012-11-13 09:18:16 AM

Cythraul: But on the other hand, do we really want more far, far right brainwashing on TV?


Yes. The sooner the beast becomes self aware, the sooner it self destructs.
 
2012-11-13 09:18:49 AM

YoungSwedishBlonde: Watched some of it on election night. I didn't get a chance to see them when the election was called for Obama unfortunately, but they had a doughy balding white guy akin to Rush next to some blonde tart with about an inch of make up on her face spewing the usual whargarbl


Megyn Kelly and Karl Rove, that's where the line about Republican Math comes from: Link
 
2012-11-13 09:19:10 AM
This will be a godsend for those viewers who think Fox News is RINO.
 
2012-11-13 09:19:41 AM
How will they closed caption it for all the illiterate teabaggers?
 
2012-11-13 09:20:09 AM
After every interview: "Now buy my book"
 
2012-11-13 09:21:15 AM
Don't laugh it off. Fox has softened tremendously since Election Day, our corporate masters can no longer afford to have Fox looking like fools - there isn't enough of a solid base there anymore. They need a new outlet for the raw derp, that Fox, CNN et al can then "report on" and look legitimate - while walking us sheep to the slaughterhouse again.
 
2012-11-13 09:21:46 AM

Whiskey Pete: How will they closed caption it for all the illiterate teabaggers?


They'll just show fire. That seems to keep'em pretty riled up.
 
2012-11-13 09:21:56 AM
just wall yourselves off in some sprawling compound and get it over with...you're awful people who wont be missed.
 
2012-11-13 09:22:21 AM

Whiskey Pete: How will they closed caption it for all the illiterate teabaggers?


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2012-11-13 09:22:41 AM
Today on TPNN:

9 am - "Soetero: The Secret Life of Barack Obama"
10 am - "Black Like Me - The Obama Agenda for America's White People"
11 am - "Circle Jerk - A Roundtable Discussion of issues that concern the Tea Party"
12 pm - "I'm One of the Good Ones - The Allen West Story"
2 pm - ""I'm Still Relevant, Look At Me...PLEASE! with Victoria Jackson"
3 pm - "Obama - What the Fark is This Guy's Problem?"
4 pm - "Sauce, Cheese, and Grease Cooking Hour"
5 pm - Hoverround Infommercial
 
2012-11-13 09:22:44 AM
Sadly, this will be on 24/7 in my uncle's house. I can't understand how he became the only Republican in my family. Maybe he was dropped on his head.
 
2012-11-13 09:23:27 AM
Sadly, this still sounds classier than The Daily Beast.
 
2012-11-13 09:24:03 AM
This can be their first talking head.


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2012-11-13 09:24:47 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Today on TPNN:

9 am - "Soetero: The Secret Life of Barack Obama"
10 am - "Black Like Me - The Obama Agenda for America's White People"
11 am - "Circle Jerk - A Roundtable Discussion of issues that concern the Tea Party"
12 pm - "I'm One of the Good Ones - The Allen West Story"
2 pm - ""I'm Still Relevant, Look At Me...PLEASE! with Victoria Jackson"
3 pm - "Obama - What the Fark is This Guy's Problem?"
4 pm - "Sauce, Cheese, and Grease Cooking Hour"
5 pm - Hoverround Infommercial


That last hour is ridiculous. What typical Tea Partier is going to be up that late, and what typical Tea Partier doesn't have a Hoverround? Hell, their Medicare helped them buy it.
 
2012-11-13 09:26:29 AM

EyeballKid: DROxINxTHExWIND: Today on TPNN:

9 am - "Soetero: The Secret Life of Barack Obama"
10 am - "Black Like Me - The Obama Agenda for America's White People"
11 am - "Circle Jerk - A Roundtable Discussion of issues that concern the Tea Party"
12 pm - "I'm One of the Good Ones - The Allen West Story"
2 pm - ""I'm Still Relevant, Look At Me...PLEASE! with Victoria Jackson"
3 pm - "Obama - What the Fark is This Guy's Problem?"
4 pm - "Sauce, Cheese, and Grease Cooking Hour"
5 pm - Hoverround Infommercial

That last hour is ridiculous. What typical Tea Partier is going to be up that late, and what typical Tea Partier doesn't have a Hoverround? Hell, their Medicare helped them buy it.


That's why the infommercial starts at 5pm. The channel goes dark until "morning" which is 4:30am.
 
2012-11-13 09:26:33 AM
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I created you farks and now you want to compete against me? AGAINST ME?! You're farking with the bull.
 
2012-11-13 09:27:09 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Today on TPNN:

9 am - "Soetero: The Secret Life of Barack Obama"
10 am - "Black Like Me - The Obama Agenda for America's White People"
11 am - "Circle Jerk - A Roundtable Discussion of issues that concern the Tea Party"
12 pm - "I'm One of the Good Ones - The Allen West Story"
2 pm - ""I'm Still Relevant, Look At Me...PLEASE! with Victoria Jackson"
3 pm - "Obama - What the Fark is This Guy's Problem?"
4 pm - "Sauce, Cheese, and Grease Cooking Hour"
5 pm - Hoverround Infommercial


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2012-11-13 09:27:33 AM

Raharu: This can be their first talking head.


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GAAAAH!
 
2012-11-13 09:27:42 AM
One stop shopping for all of your Butthurt needs!
 
2012-11-13 09:27:43 AM

Whiskey Pete: How will they closed caption it for all the illiterate teabaggers?


There will be a still image of a Mexican-looking individual using his EBT card at Wal-Mart in the lower right hand corner of your screen. He'll be wearing a sombrero with Obama's picture on it and rolling his shopping cart over the American flag.
/I've been spending too much time reading FreeRepublic
 
2012-11-13 09:28:01 AM

rufus-t-firefly: SPOILER ALERT!

The REAL shocker in the article is that...

"Mancow" is a rude dick.


Mancow exists because Chicago had to have their own Stern to compete with New York.
 
2012-11-13 09:28:22 AM

Whiskey Pete: How will they closed caption it for all the illiterate teabaggers?

  

A three letter keyboard covers it.

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2012-11-13 09:30:41 AM
The left in this country is farther to the right than most European right wing parties. It's like our right wing doesn't even have a goal, other than "pull anyone left of me farther towards the right". Sad thing is, they're winning the game, and nobody seems to notice.
 
2012-11-13 09:32:26 AM

DubyaHater: Whiskey Pete: How will they closed caption it for all the illiterate teabaggers?

There will be a still image of a Mexican-looking individual using his EBT card at Wal-Mart in the lower right hand corner of your screen. He'll be wearing a sombrero with Obama's picture on it and rolling his shopping cart over the American flag.
/I've been spending too much time reading FreeRepublic


He will be wearing a t-shirt that says "proudly undocumented".

/me too, about freeper. I have not been there really at all before the election. But since then, to enjoy their pain, I have started visiting them (and listen to Patriot, as I said).
 
2012-11-13 09:34:04 AM
I think this is great; there will finally be a counterweight to MSNBC. Everyone claims Fox is biased but that's just because they aren't used to both sides getting equal time. In most of the liberal media, conservative opinions are either ignored or given barely any air time while the liberal commentators and their enablers the anchors themselves do all the talking. On Fox both sides are treated fairly and you get the balanced view. It's a little left-wing for me sometimes with all of the time they give to the liberals so I'm glad we'll finally have a proper station for pure conservative thought and opinion.
 
2012-11-13 09:34:43 AM

mayIFark: DubyaHater: Whiskey Pete: How will they closed caption it for all the illiterate teabaggers?

There will be a still image of a Mexican-looking individual using his EBT card at Wal-Mart in the lower right hand corner of your screen. He'll be wearing a sombrero with Obama's picture on it and rolling his shopping cart over the American flag.
/I've been spending too much time reading FreeRepublic

He will be wearing a t-shirt that says "proudly undocumented".

/me too, about freeper. I have not been there really at all before the election. But since then, to enjoy their pain, I have started visiting them (and listen to Patriot, as I said).


You can get the worst of free republic without giving them clicks.
 
2012-11-13 09:34:55 AM
Just break off into your irrelevant third party already, you farks. Let the Republicans back up for air.
 
2012-11-13 09:35:07 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: Cold Case - Maricopa County


Nuh-uh! Sheriff Joe would never let a case go cold without bringing a Mexican to justice!
 
2012-11-13 09:35:45 AM

mayIFark: Recently, I have been listening to Serius/XM Patriot to enjoy some conservative butthurt.

Can this network top that?

/This morning, a guy there (I think his name is Mike Church), was saying look how much "land" Romney won compared to Obama. I was laughing my a** off all by myself while driving.


Well, when they lost in a landslide in the Electoral College, and by a clear margin in the Popular Vote too, but have the cognitive dissonance that only a Republican can be a legitimate President, they've gotta find some chicken to fark.

So, they're salving the butthurt with the idea that most of America supported Romney and Obama stole the election because even though he got more popular AND electoral votes. . .the minority of people who live in those big, open rural areas supported Rmoney and only those no-good urban liberals supported Obama, so Romney should have won because he had more land supporting him..

You know, it's that American tradition, one acre, one vote. . .waitaminute. 

Note, we're also seeing the following chickens farked: Americans just want free stuff so they voted against their own best interest, Real America is dead and its time to move to a free country like Canada, Real America is dead and its time to secede, Real America is dead and its time for a violent revolution, Democrats stole the election by rigged polls spread by Nate Silver and the Liberal Media, Liberals stole the election by suppressing Republican votes. . .

Hell, if I had a henhouse right now I'd have to keep Republicans away with a shotgun just to protect all my hens from the chickenfarking they are doing nowadays to treat the severe acute butthurt.
 
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