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(Gizmodo)   America's Titan supercomputer is now officially the fastest in the world, plays a mean game of Minecraft   (gizmodo.com) divider line 18
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2012-11-13 08:40:56 AM
You can even make it to the Far Lands without all the weird glitches.
 
2012-11-13 09:35:25 AM
Will it run Crysis?
 
2012-11-13 09:36:22 AM
Worthwhile article on the subject.
 
2012-11-13 09:37:22 AM
Install McAfee security suite on that supercomputer and turn it into a 486.
 
2012-11-13 09:37:46 AM
Forty-two.
 
2012-11-13 09:37:49 AM
mine for bitcoins
 
2012-11-13 09:57:26 AM
I hope it's working on fusion power reactor design
 
2012-11-13 10:29:50 AM
Soon

www.eccentric-cinema.com

Soon

worstprofessorever.com

Soon

www6.pcmag.com

Soon 

www.albertpeia.com
 
2012-11-13 10:40:41 AM
Yet a Dwarf Fortress catsplosion still makes it crash

dwarffortresswiki.org
 
2012-11-13 12:49:58 PM

Burr: Yet a Dwarf Fortress catsplosion still makes it crash


Needs more Urist
 
2012-11-13 01:51:46 PM

Skyfrog: Will it run Crysis?


You joke sucks.

It is old, and you should feel ashamed.
 
2012-11-13 02:05:15 PM
So what SETI@home team does it belong to?
 
2012-11-13 03:07:08 PM

Lex A. Preau: So what SETI@home team does it belong to?


Bitcoins! Nothing but bitcoins as far as the eye can see.
 
2012-11-13 06:12:57 PM

AndreMA: Worthwhile article on the subject.


http://www.top500.org/blog/lists/2012/11/press-release/
 
2012-11-13 07:13:39 PM

1000 Ways to Dye: Skyfrog: Will it run Crysis?

You joke sucks.

It is old, and you should feel ashamed.


It probably won't run Crysis. Crysis is well known for being a game that sucks up hardware resources, which is especially frustrating for even people with high-powered gaming computers. These people seek optimum performance and Crysis and sequels didn't function well.
 
2012-11-13 07:22:49 PM
Crysis is to arithmetic as DF is to Calculus.
 
2012-11-14 07:47:43 AM
So it's the one machine that doesn't need to install Optifine?

/just kidding, no one should run Minecraft without Optifine
//or REI's
 
2012-11-16 07:54:01 PM

redmid17: 1000 Ways to Dye: Skyfrog: Will it run Crysis?

You joke sucks.

It is old, and you should feel ashamed.

It probably won't run Crysis. Crysis is well known for being a game that sucks up hardware resources, which is especially frustrating for even people with high-powered gaming computers. These people seek optimum performance and Crysis and sequels didn't function well.


That joke's run its course. My middle of the line $1400 in 2010 dell multimedia computer can run it with all the bells and whistles with no problem.
 
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