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Four things to watch during the lame duck Congress: 1) Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies, 2) rivers and seas boiling, 3) dogs and cats living together, 4) mass hysteria
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I was promised forced abortions and mandatory gay marriage. Also, no one has come to confiscate my guns. Where can I lodge a complaint?
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