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(New York Daily News)   Elvis Presley's daughter chooses simple UK rural life, selling fish and chips from a van. Thank you, thank you very much   (nydailynews.com) divider line 16
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2012-11-13 12:43:29 PM  
5 votes:
Good for her. Now leave her alone
2012-11-13 08:59:52 AM  
4 votes:
So there's a girl down the chip van swears she's Elvis' daughter?
2012-11-13 11:47:26 AM  
3 votes:
when your rich you can afford to do things like this.
2012-11-13 01:55:15 PM  
2 votes:
She must have left the cult. Selling anything out of a van won't make her any money and the cult doesn't like their adherents not making money.

/Good for her.
2012-11-13 12:41:48 PM  
2 votes:

varmitydog: She's hanging out at a pub and she's got a couple of four year old kids? The words "self centered twat" come to mind.


Oh no, someone with kids goes to the bar occasionally. We should all call the child welfare department.

/idiot
2012-11-13 12:01:16 PM  
2 votes:

Spanky_McFarksalot: when your rich you can afford to do things like this.


What I thought. If I had all the money in the world, I'd go live some wild alternative lifestyle too. And it wouldn't have anything to do with yachts or going to fashion shows or anything like that.

Shes been famous her whole life. Maybe she just got tired of it.
2012-11-13 02:32:13 PM  
1 votes:

Gulper Eel: So there's a girl down the chip van swears she's Elvis' daughter?


Well played, Sir, well played.
2012-11-13 02:22:55 PM  
1 votes:

SkylineRecords: drewogatory: varmitydog: She's hanging out at a pub and she's got a couple of four year old kids? The words "self centered twat" come to mind.

Sounds like she has a healthy attitude towards parenthood, unlike the freaks whose whole existence revolves around their precious snowflakes. Newsflash: independence is good for kids, micro-management isn't.

People, don't you understand? This child needs a helpin' hand. Or he'll grow to be an angry young man someday.


Ha-ha! Take a extra Internets out of petty cash, me boyo!
2012-11-13 01:50:38 PM  
1 votes:
Good on her. Too bad there aren't more like her.
2012-11-13 01:29:18 PM  
1 votes:

drewogatory: varmitydog: She's hanging out at a pub and she's got a couple of four year old kids? The words "self centered twat" come to mind.

Sounds like she has a healthy attitude towards parenthood, unlike the freaks whose whole existence revolves around their precious snowflakes. Newsflash: independence is good for kids, micro-management isn't.


People, don't you understand? This child needs a helpin' hand. Or he'll grow to be an angry young man someday.
2012-11-13 01:15:29 PM  
1 votes:

Hebalo: varmitydog: She's hanging out at a pub and she's got a couple of four year old kids? The words "self centered twat" come to mind.

Well, Judgey McJudgerstein, sometimes, just sometimes, parents can arrange for childcare while they go out. Also, some pubs allow children during certain hours.

She's not being an Attention Whore, she's not releasing sex tapes, or crashing cars in to pedestrians, going on benders in hollywood. But THIS, THIS makes her a "self-centered twat"????


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2012-11-13 01:05:06 PM  
1 votes:

varmitydog: She's hanging out at a pub and she's got a couple of four year old kids? The words "self centered twat" come to mind.


Well, Judgey McJudgerstein, sometimes, just sometimes, parents can arrange for childcare while they go out. Also, some pubs allow children during certain hours.

She's not being an Attention Whore, she's not releasing sex tapes, or crashing cars in to pedestrians, going on benders in hollywood. But THIS, THIS makes her a "self-centered twat"????
2012-11-13 12:33:40 PM  
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: Spanky_McFarksalot: when your rich you can afford to do things like this.

What I thought. If I had all the money in the world, I'd go live some wild alternative lifestyle too. And it wouldn't have anything to do with yachts or going to fashion shows or anything like that.

Shes been famous her whole life. Maybe she just got tired of it.


Yup. Though mine might involve a yacht. It would be cool to be the owner of a bar on a beach and never really have to be concerned with the profitability of the bar. You could just make sure it was the kind of bar YOU'D like to chill at after a day of fishing or whatever.

I think after a few years of being a deadbeat I'd break down and start keeping busy with charity work or something though. I'd certainly love to have all the nice things the wealthy do, but I can tell you right now they wouldn't be fulfilling in and of themselves.
2012-11-13 09:51:50 AM  
1 votes:
She can afford to do whatever the hell she likes...but selling Fish & Chips is probably the last thing I would have expected. Did she lose a bet or something?
2012-11-13 09:51:20 AM  
1 votes:

Gulper Eel: So there's a girl down the chip van swears she's Elvis' daughter?


Dammit, Gulper Eel.

/shakes tiny, malt-vinegar encrusted fist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL2GmaI3Xus
2012-11-13 09:14:19 AM  
1 votes:
So that's the place on the low road, free from the care and strife? Sounds corny and seedy.
 
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