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(New York Daily News)   Elvis Presley's daughter chooses simple UK rural life, selling fish and chips from a van. Thank you, thank you very much   (nydailynews.com) divider line 59
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2012-11-13 08:21:17 AM  
My, how things change.

thats-all-folks.com
 
2012-11-13 08:59:52 AM  
So there's a girl down the chip van swears she's Elvis' daughter?
 
2012-11-13 09:14:19 AM  
So that's the place on the low road, free from the care and strife? Sounds corny and seedy.
 
2012-11-13 09:51:20 AM  

Gulper Eel: So there's a girl down the chip van swears she's Elvis' daughter?


Dammit, Gulper Eel.

/shakes tiny, malt-vinegar encrusted fist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL2GmaI3Xus
 
2012-11-13 09:51:50 AM  
She can afford to do whatever the hell she likes...but selling Fish & Chips is probably the last thing I would have expected. Did she lose a bet or something?
 
2012-11-13 09:55:00 AM  
If she served up some fish taco, I might sample it.
 
2012-11-13 11:47:26 AM  
when your rich you can afford to do things like this.
 
2012-11-13 12:01:16 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: when your rich you can afford to do things like this.


What I thought. If I had all the money in the world, I'd go live some wild alternative lifestyle too. And it wouldn't have anything to do with yachts or going to fashion shows or anything like that.

Shes been famous her whole life. Maybe she just got tired of it.
 
2012-11-13 12:01:44 PM  
She's hanging out at a pub and she's got a couple of four year old kids? The words "self centered twat" come to mind.
 
2012-11-13 12:22:01 PM  

Gulper Eel: So there's a girl down the chip van swears she's Elvis' daughter?


Damn you! *shakes tiny fistful of salt*
 
2012-11-13 12:24:53 PM  

Sybarite: My, how things change.


img.dailymail.co.uk

But the more they change the more the look the same
 
2012-11-13 12:25:02 PM  
She's got a good income from old money and can spend her life handing out little packets of deep fried happiness.

Her dad would be proud!
 
2012-11-13 12:33:40 PM  

cryinoutloud: Spanky_McFarksalot: when your rich you can afford to do things like this.

What I thought. If I had all the money in the world, I'd go live some wild alternative lifestyle too. And it wouldn't have anything to do with yachts or going to fashion shows or anything like that.

Shes been famous her whole life. Maybe she just got tired of it.


Yup. Though mine might involve a yacht. It would be cool to be the owner of a bar on a beach and never really have to be concerned with the profitability of the bar. You could just make sure it was the kind of bar YOU'D like to chill at after a day of fishing or whatever.

I think after a few years of being a deadbeat I'd break down and start keeping busy with charity work or something though. I'd certainly love to have all the nice things the wealthy do, but I can tell you right now they wouldn't be fulfilling in and of themselves.
 
2012-11-13 12:34:35 PM  
Well, when you're set for life, you can do anything you want I guess.
 
2012-11-13 12:41:48 PM  

varmitydog: She's hanging out at a pub and she's got a couple of four year old kids? The words "self centered twat" come to mind.


Oh no, someone with kids goes to the bar occasionally. We should all call the child welfare department.

/idiot
 
2012-11-13 12:43:29 PM  
Good for her. Now leave her alone
 
2012-11-13 01:00:21 PM  

forstmeister: varmitydog: She's hanging out at a pub and she's got a couple of four year old kids? The words "self centered twat" come to mind.

Oh no, someone with kids goes to the bar occasionally. We should all call the child welfare department.

/idiot


I would center myself in her twat.......What???
 
2012-11-13 01:05:06 PM  

varmitydog: She's hanging out at a pub and she's got a couple of four year old kids? The words "self centered twat" come to mind.


Well, Judgey McJudgerstein, sometimes, just sometimes, parents can arrange for childcare while they go out. Also, some pubs allow children during certain hours.

She's not being an Attention Whore, she's not releasing sex tapes, or crashing cars in to pedestrians, going on benders in hollywood. But THIS, THIS makes her a "self-centered twat"????
 
2012-11-13 01:09:07 PM  

varmitydog: She's hanging out at a pub and she's got a couple of four year old kids? The words "self centered twat" come to mind.


Did I just seriously read that?
 
2012-11-13 01:09:22 PM  
FTA:

Where's Elvis Presley's daughter? Selling fish and chips in rural English village

Elvis Presley's daughter, Lisa Marie Presley, 44, has been selling fish and chips from the back of a van in the sleepy English village where she lives.

Elvis Presley's daughter has been selling fish and chips from the back of a van owned by friends who also run this pub in the sleepy East Sussex village of Rotherfield where she lives.

Elvis Presley's daughter has been selling fish and chips from the back of a van in the sleepy English village where she lives.


Annoying!
 
2012-11-13 01:15:29 PM  

Hebalo: varmitydog: She's hanging out at a pub and she's got a couple of four year old kids? The words "self centered twat" come to mind.

Well, Judgey McJudgerstein, sometimes, just sometimes, parents can arrange for childcare while they go out. Also, some pubs allow children during certain hours.

She's not being an Attention Whore, she's not releasing sex tapes, or crashing cars in to pedestrians, going on benders in hollywood. But THIS, THIS makes her a "self-centered twat"????


modernvespa.com
 
2012-11-13 01:24:32 PM  
www.thesharkguys.com
She should show case some of these recipes. I found this copy at some used book store and thumbed it. I have never seen so many steps in his deep fried banana peanut butter sammichs. He was quite serious about those.
 
2012-11-13 01:25:38 PM  

varmitydog: She's hanging out at a pub and she's got a couple of four year old kids? The words "self centered twat" come to mind.


Sounds like she has a healthy attitude towards parenthood, unlike the freaks whose whole existence revolves around their precious snowflakes. Newsflash: independence is good for kids, micro-management isn't.
 
2012-11-13 01:29:18 PM  

drewogatory: varmitydog: She's hanging out at a pub and she's got a couple of four year old kids? The words "self centered twat" come to mind.

Sounds like she has a healthy attitude towards parenthood, unlike the freaks whose whole existence revolves around their precious snowflakes. Newsflash: independence is good for kids, micro-management isn't.


People, don't you understand? This child needs a helpin' hand. Or he'll grow to be an angry young man someday.
 
2012-11-13 01:38:43 PM  
That phone call to Mojo is going to cost a hell of a lot more now.
 
2012-11-13 01:38:43 PM  

Sybarite: My, how things change.


There was that small, one or two year window around the time of that video I thought she was smokin hot. Something happened to her after that though and now she's kinda weird looking.
 
2012-11-13 01:39:00 PM  

LeroyBourne: [www.thesharkguys.com image 422x550]
She should show case some of these recipes. I found this copy at some used book store and thumbed it. I have never seen so many steps in his deep fried banana peanut butter sammichs. He was quite serious about those.


Damn right he was. One night in Memphis, he was talking about the sandwich with a bunch of friends. He wanted one right then and there, so they took a 2-hour flight on his private jet to Denver and had a bunch of them delivered to the airport.
 
2012-11-13 01:41:43 PM  
It not like she's turned her back on the cash or anything. She bought a country estate for pitys sake. Apparently she pitches in on a friends business sometimes.

What a complete non-story.
 
2012-11-13 01:43:07 PM  
Is this why Elvis needed the boats? To catch the fish?
 
2012-11-13 01:50:38 PM  
Good on her. Too bad there aren't more like her.
 
2012-11-13 01:55:15 PM  
She must have left the cult. Selling anything out of a van won't make her any money and the cult doesn't like their adherents not making money.

/Good for her.
 
2012-11-13 02:22:55 PM  

SkylineRecords: drewogatory: varmitydog: She's hanging out at a pub and she's got a couple of four year old kids? The words "self centered twat" come to mind.

Sounds like she has a healthy attitude towards parenthood, unlike the freaks whose whole existence revolves around their precious snowflakes. Newsflash: independence is good for kids, micro-management isn't.

People, don't you understand? This child needs a helpin' hand. Or he'll grow to be an angry young man someday.


Ha-ha! Take a extra Internets out of petty cash, me boyo!
 
2012-11-13 02:24:33 PM  
As some o

Hebalo: varmitydog: She's hanging out at a pub and she's got a couple of four year old kids? The words "self centered twat" come to mind.

Well, Judgey McJudgerstein, sometimes, just sometimes, parents can arrange for childcare while they go out. Also, some pubs allow children during certain hours.

She's not being an Attention Whore, she's not releasing sex tapes, or crashing cars in to pedestrians, going on benders in hollywood. But THIS, THIS makes her a "self-centered twat"????


As someone else stated she lives in a country estate, and the real deal is she hangs out at the pub, and probably what happened is she served 1 basket of fish and chips and called the press so they could be there, and yes this is what is called being an attention whore.

Also, she marrying Michael Jackson, marrying Nick Cage, going on the talk show circut, and then trying to become a singer. Or we still at attention whore and self centered twat.

I worked for a company that built her an online community for her fans when she released her CD, and was privy to a conference call with her and her manager on why no one visited her community, and their third party advisor said "Well, no one is buying your cd, because no one likes your music or you." and her response was "BUT I AM ELVISES DAUGHTER".

She is more self centered than Hulk Hoogan.
 
2012-11-13 02:32:13 PM  

Gulper Eel: So there's a girl down the chip van swears she's Elvis' daughter?


Well played, Sir, well played.
 
2012-11-13 02:38:46 PM  

ukexpat: Gulper Eel: So there's a girl down the chip van swears she's Elvis' daughter?

Well played, Sir, well played.


Catchy tune that I'd never head of. Now it's on my Spotify playlist.
 
2012-11-13 02:51:43 PM  
 
2012-11-13 03:06:51 PM  

wildcardjack: She's got a good income from old money and can spend her life handing out little packets of deep fried happiness.

Her dad would be proud!


Actually, for an Appalacian - American, that's the farkin' dream, baby.
 
2012-11-13 03:19:53 PM  

varmitydog: She's hanging out at a pub and she's got a couple of four year old kids? The words "self centered twat" come to mind.


It's okay - they're probably chained to a radiator. There's no way she could arrange for a sitter or anything.

/farking imbecile
 
2012-11-13 03:40:22 PM  

vudukungfu: wildcardjack: She's got a good income from old money and can spend her life handing out little packets of deep fried happiness.

Her dad would be proud!

Actually, for an Appalacian - American, that's the farkin' dream, baby.


Uhmmm, hate to be all Geography Nazi here, but the Appalachian Mountains are no where near northern Mississippi where Elvis was born, nor are they near Memphis where he lived. And if you want to attempt to insult people from a certain part of the country, you should at least spell-check yourself, before you end up looking like an inbred moron in public.
 
2012-11-13 03:41:27 PM  
We knew Elvis really was dead when she married MJ.

Otherwise Elvis would have broken character....
 
2012-11-13 03:50:02 PM  
Money is freedom, it's freedom to do little crappy jobs that bring a smile to your face without worrying about making the rent. I would so work the surf board rental on the beach if I didn't have to rely on the pay.
 
2012-11-13 04:26:13 PM  
I thought her moving to Jolly Olde England had something to do with a falling out with her and her mom, maybe or maybe not over the C0$ and all the money.
 
2012-11-13 04:43:04 PM  
Yeah, but does she still have Johnny Crunch running around on all fours barking with a whip sticking out of his ass?

/Because that'd be wierd.
//Since he died and all.
///Zsoo-Zsoo Petals.
 
2012-11-13 05:02:06 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Yeah, but does she still have Johnny Crunch running around on all fours barking with a whip sticking out of his ass?

/Because that'd be wierd.
//Since he died and all.
///Zsoo-Zsoo Petals.


...Heeyyyyy...he needed the money.
 
2012-11-13 05:23:55 PM  
well if this story is true, that's a $CIENTOLOGI$T fish and chip shop.

i had the misfortune of hearing one of her songs...where she umm...tries to sing...
it's was awful; she sounded like a disgruntled postal worker at sing song sing along night at work.

/yes just i called her a pitchy lesbian scientologist hack
 
2012-11-13 05:41:24 PM  

varmitydog: She's hanging out at a pub and she's got a couple of four year old kids? The words "self centered twat" come to mind.


10/10
 
2012-11-13 06:10:27 PM  

Clash City Farker: Is this why Elvis needed the boats? To catch the fish?


Mojo Nixon reference on the play: automatic first down.

/+1
 
2012-11-13 07:01:37 PM  
She's sellin FISH? In a VAN..... DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!
 
2012-11-13 07:03:41 PM  

Smackledorfer: cryinoutloud: Spanky_McFarksalot: when your rich you can afford to do things like this.

What I thought. If I had all the money in the world, I'd go live some wild alternative lifestyle too. And it wouldn't have anything to do with yachts or going to fashion shows or anything like that.

Shes been famous her whole life. Maybe she just got tired of it.

Yup. Though mine might involve a yacht. It would be cool to be the owner of a bar on a beach and never really have to be concerned with the profitability of the bar. You could just make sure it was the kind of bar YOU'D like to chill at after a day of fishing or whatever.

I think after a few years of being a deadbeat I'd break down and start keeping busy with charity work or something though. I'd certainly love to have all the nice things the wealthy do, but I can tell you right now they wouldn't be fulfilling in and of themselves.


This. Basically, in a no risk scenario with no worries for the future, a small entrepreneurship in something would be my dream, not gold toilets and jetting around the world constantly.

Unfortunately, I don't think I would ever take the risk without that kind of safety net...I don't fear the failure, I fear the stress. Add fiscal uncertainty to it, and it's no longer my dream.
 
2012-11-13 07:19:26 PM  

varmitydog: She's hanging out at a pub and she's got a couple of four year old kids? The words "self centered twat" come to mind.


They live in Europe - DUHHH!! Doubt there's any Chuck E. Cheeses there.
 
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