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kgf
2012-11-13 12:56:08 PM
I'd rather see a petition to sell Texas to Mexico. Man, that would take care of a lot of problems.
 
2012-11-13 12:58:44 PM
What's really telling about this instruction as it relates to subjective purpose is that it suggests clearly states that even though the father knew about the son's mission, but if he nonetheless acted merely to provide him shelter from the elements rather than with any subjective purpose to harm the United States or assist its enemy, he couldn't be convicted of treason. On the contrary, to convict of treason, the jury had to find that the defendant's actual subjective purpose was to harm the United States or assist its enemy. 

Pardon me.
 
2012-11-13 01:02:01 PM

Don Dokken: LazarusLong42: Don Dokken: Oh, one more thing. As a fiscal conservative, foreign policy hawk who is socially progressive, I wish the Tea Party would just DIAF....now.

Wait, wait, wait. You think Obama is the worst President in modern history, despite him being a fiscal moderate, socially progressive, foreign policy hawk?

When the alternative was a socially regressive, fiscally irresponsible warmonger?

Fiscal moderate and foreign policy hawk? We obviously aren't talking about the same Obama.


That is correct. You are thinking about the Obama that exists only in your head, and is the libbiest lib that ever libbed on libday.

Out here in reality, we deal with the Obama that had four trillion dollars in spending cuts rebuffed by the GOP because it included a 4% increase on the top marginal rate, has killed bin Laden and Gaddafi, and uses Predator drones as his own personal armory.
 
2012-11-13 01:06:18 PM

99.998er: Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.

We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Colorado, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia ...


What about us swing states? do we vote each year and attach to whichever country we voted for?
 
2012-11-13 01:09:22 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: so the left doesn't want to deport people who are in the country illegally, but does want to deport US citizens who exercise their constitutional rights.

that is all you need to know about the left.


I'm breaking a rule and replying to a troll, but wtf.

The illegals want to be here. Your kind does not. It actually sounds like a pretty goddamned good trade to me.
 
2012-11-13 01:10:19 PM

xanadian: PC LOAD LETTER: Krymson Tyde: Arizona would work well.

Southern Arizona. Northern AZ is farking beautiful.

You obviously have never seen Mt. Lemmon or the area near the Mexico border.

...

For that matter, there's little of Arizona that's ugly. Maybe the very southwestern part. And Phoenix. Phoenix is the taint of America.


Mt. Lemmon? Ick, no. I'd say Camelback is a nicer looking mountain, and it's in - gasp - Phoenix! The Tucson - Nogales corridor, despite being one of the saner parts of the state, is a complete garbage dump.

Solution: move everyone there to the much nicer areas to the north (Phoenix, yes, but especially Flagstaff) and leave Pinal County on south to the angry racist retirees and derpy meth heads that populate Sun City and Mesa. Hell, throw the tax-cheat stockbrokers and bond traders from Scottsdale down there with 'em.
 
2012-11-13 01:14:37 PM

heavymetal: If you really want to get the conspiracy theorists to go full derp, create a petition to send all the people who signed a secession petition to be sent to a FEMA Camp. That would be too funny.


That's so Metal!
 
2012-11-13 01:15:06 PM

CeroX: 99.998er: Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.

We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Colorado, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University ...


Also, Louisville, KY should be considered part of the blue states. It goes blue every election, and the rest of Kentucky doesn't really claim us anyways. But we will not be part of Indiana. dirty hoosiers.
 
2012-11-13 01:20:53 PM

StreetlightInTheGhetto: This text is now purple: heavymetal: Those on the left side of the ideological divide have a good choice of places to choose from with decent to good healthcare, solid infrastructure, and national stability like Canada or Sweden.

So long as you're rich and white.

The core of the Democratic party? Not so much.

Yeah, Toronto is pretty damn white:

Toronto is one of the world's most diverse cities by percentage of non-native-born residents, with about 49% of the population born outside Canada.


There are more blacks in Detroit than in Canada.
 
2012-11-13 01:25:11 PM

JohnnyApocalypse: I think there should be some legal inquiry asking point blank:

Does a petition to secede from the Union constitute sedition? This should be a yes or no, even if qualifiers need to be established.


No. You have the right to petition your government for grievances.
 
2012-11-13 01:28:22 PM
Puerto Rico has the right to secede. They just had another vote on it this year.

So, clearly, we need all the Derpers to go to Puerto Rico, and bring all the Puerto Ricans to Texas, Louisiana, etc. Then the Derpers can declare independence and we can all wave them goodbye.

Seems like one of those win-win-win-win-win situations to me!
 
2012-11-13 01:32:37 PM

Bathia_Mapes: 1) Assuming that the signees were born and raised in the U.S., where are they to be deported?

2) Punishing them for signing a petition would be a violation of their First Amendment rights.


1) If they don't like elected government, send them to some place without one. So give them a list of places without an elected government.

2) Eh, first amendment rights are not absolute. You can't yell fire in a crowded theater. To that list add "you can't be a dipshiat demanding secession after your side lost an election." I'm okay with it.

/its a joke, lighten up a little
 
2012-11-13 01:34:39 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: vegasj: amazing.

If liberals deport those who feel this current admin is doing a shiat job... who will be left to pay into the welfare system for the liberals to get their monthly checks?

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A LIBERAL WITH A JOB



our President gets a check .. just sayin' :)
 
2012-11-13 01:35:50 PM
My follow Americans, these are hard times for those who run away from problems. A minority called Secessionist make demands upon the majority. They say "they want to run away from their problems". They say America is weaker cause of it's current leadership. They say the electoral system is broken because it doesn't support their agenda. They say their sh*t doesn't stink. Well it does.

America is about making mistakes and fixing them. America is about drinking cheap liquor and driving pickups. America is about making sh*t and buying sh*t. America is a "can do" society.

I say to the Secessionist, "I do you harm when I call you unamerican". If you want to make America better than find a better candidate. You want better laws? Fark that! Enforce the laws we already have. You want freebees and federal swag then by all means write federal grants.

All I ask of my Secessionist friends is stop being bat-arse crazy and learn to tolerate our differences. Cause one day your sh*t is going to break down. One of "us" Americans is going to fix it.
 
2012-11-13 01:36:49 PM

This text is now purple: JohnnyApocalypse: I think there should be some legal inquiry asking point blank:

Does a petition to secede from the Union constitute sedition? This should be a yes or no, even if qualifiers need to be established.

No. You have the right to petition your government for grievances.


Secession is not a petition for grievances. The courts provide that avenue.

This is secession, pure and simple.
 
2012-11-13 01:51:15 PM

Bathia_Mapes: 1) Assuming that the signees were born and raised in the U.S., where are they to be deported?

2) Punishing them for signing a petition would be a violation of their First Amendment rights.


1) They've deported people born in the US before. Not sure exactly how it works, but it's happened.

2) Fark 'em. First off, they're rebelling against America. Secondly, they're a bunch of babies who need to wake up and face reality. Besides, this isn't going to come to pass anyway.

Personally, I say let 'em secede though, they'll be in for a rude awakening once the "mean" federal government stops repairing their roads, partially finding their hospitals, schools, universities, etc. I say put a big farking wall upp around each of these states for 10 years, and let them decide at the end if they want to stay separated. For that 5 years, anyone moving out of those states has to proceed as if they are immigrating to the US, and will have to undergo the same wait as everyone else petitioning for US citizenship. If nothing else, when the 10 years are over, and these farjheads come crawling back, maybe we'll get some immigration reform out of it.
 
2012-11-13 01:56:03 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: Krymson Tyde: Arizona would work well.

Southern Arizona. Northern AZ is farking beautiful.


Yeah, but also don't let tem trample on places down near the border. Bisbee is an awesome place as well. They can have everything from the bottom of the Mogollon Rim, to about 40 miles from the border in the eastern part of the state. For a Mexican border, give them everything from Nogales to Yuma.
 
2012-11-13 01:59:48 PM

xanadian: PC LOAD LETTER: Krymson Tyde: Arizona would work well.

Southern Arizona. Northern AZ is farking beautiful.

You obviously have never seen Mt. Lemmon or the area near the Mexico border.

...

For that matter, there's little of Arizona that's ugly. Maybe the very southwestern part. And Phoenix. Phoenix is the taint of America.


Have you actually gone out in the desert and looked? Sure, it looks nice from the road, but when you're out in a spot that is nothing but bare blasted earth with creosote bushes, palo verdes, cacti, and mesquite, and nothing else, it's pretty shiatty. The ground is barren, it's not like there's even grass, just dead empty soil and a bush of the aforementioned variety every 15 feet or so. I've found a few 'Come to God' spots in the desert, but after living in that desert 17 years, and 5 more in Flag, I was done. Nutty politics or not, at least the rivers in Utah have water in them, and things turn green here.
 
2012-11-13 02:01:13 PM

Arctic Phoenix: Bathia_Mapes: 1) Assuming that the signees were born and raised in the U.S., where are they to be deported?

Guam? That's still in the US, but it's not a state.


They better not tip the island over. That would be a total clusterfark.
 
2012-11-13 02:03:47 PM

Slaxl: sammyk: Bathia_Mapes: 1) Assuming that the signees were born and raised in the U.S., where are they to be deported?

2) Punishing them for signing a petition would be a violation of their First Amendment rights.

I did not know insurrection was protected speech under the 1st amendment.

I did not know signing an online petition was an armed and violent uprising.


Signing a petition to secede from your nation is though.
 
2012-11-13 02:04:24 PM

Joe Blowme: Cant kick them all out, who will pay for all your programs?


Got that backwards dumbass.
You farks are the ones we're paying for.
 
2012-11-13 02:07:22 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Isn't a petition pretty much a strongly-worded letter?


No, it's the first step in the legal process of getting something done through legislation. It's how people get on the ballot for election, and how bills get introduced. It's a legal document.
 
2012-11-13 02:09:30 PM

Leopold Stotch: Stupidity is not treason.

"Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. " Asking if you can leave, while futile, is not treason.

Link


Not any more than protesting the Iraq war was. These are petty much the same farkheads who screamed that it was an act of treason to protest the war. What's good for the goose is good for the gander, I say.
 
2012-11-13 02:22:41 PM

m2313: Joe Blowme: Cant kick them all out, who will pay for all your programs?

Got that backwards dumbass.
You farks are the ones we're paying for.


reading comprehension.... how does it work? FAIR SHARE!!!!
 
2012-11-13 02:29:46 PM
The very first one we need to deport is Obama. He's an illegal and a fraud. And he just doesn't smell too good, either.
 
2012-11-13 02:37:01 PM

Rent Party: Don Dokken: LazarusLong42: Don Dokken: Oh, one more thing. As a fiscal conservative, foreign policy hawk who is socially progressive, I wish the Tea Party would just DIAF....now.

Wait, wait, wait. You think Obama is the worst President in modern history, despite him being a fiscal moderate, socially progressive, foreign policy hawk?

When the alternative was a socially regressive, fiscally irresponsible warmonger?

Fiscal moderate and foreign policy hawk? We obviously aren't talking about the same Obama.

That is correct. You are thinking about the Obama that exists only in your head, and is the libbiest lib that ever libbed on libday.

Out here in reality, we deal with the Obama that had four trillion dollars in spending cuts rebuffed by the GOP because it included a 4% increase on the top marginal rate, has killed bin Laden and Gaddafi, and uses Predator drones as his own personal armory.


Hey now, that other Obama isn't just in his head. He's in a lot if other people's heads too. He even went ti the Republican Convention to debate Clint Eastwood.
 
2012-11-13 02:43:47 PM

Smelly McUgly: xanadian: PC LOAD LETTER: Krymson Tyde: Arizona would work well.

Southern Arizona. Northern AZ is farking beautiful.

You obviously have never seen Mt. Lemmon or the area near the Mexico border.

...

For that matter, there's little of Arizona that's ugly. Maybe the very southwestern part. And Phoenix. Phoenix is the taint of America.

Mt. Lemmon? Ick, no. I'd say Camelback is a nicer looking mountain, and it's in - gasp - Phoenix! The Tucson - Nogales corridor, despite being one of the saner parts of the state, is a complete garbage dump.

Solution: move everyone there to the much nicer areas to the north (Phoenix, yes, but especially Flagstaff) and leave Pinal County on south to the angry racist retirees and derpy meth heads that populate Sun City and Mesa. Hell, throw the tax-cheat stockbrokers and bond traders from Scottsdale down there with 'em.


Nobody can afford to live in Flag as it stands, I don't know how this would make it any more affordable.
 
2012-11-13 03:02:15 PM
California also has a petition to secede. Guess the secessionists get to bask in the sun in Florida and on the left coast.
 
2012-11-13 03:08:07 PM
Texas secession petition beating all other petitions. In second place - election recount, which is barely beating out marijuana legalization, which is barely beating the outlawing of offensive religious prophets.
 
2012-11-13 03:29:44 PM

99.998er: Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.

We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Colorado, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia ...


Can we throw in all the Democrats for free? Where do I sign up?
 
2012-11-13 03:31:04 PM

imtheonlylp: 99.998er: Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.

We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Colorado, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University ...


Getting rid of the democrats and republicans all at once? I'm in.
 
2012-11-13 03:31:37 PM

99.998er: Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.

We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Colorado, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia ...


This is like trading Garbage Pail Kid cards...no matter what you get, it's still not worth a shiat.
 
2012-11-13 04:49:52 PM

Bathia_Mapes: 1) Assuming that the signees were born and raised in the U.S., where are they to be deported?

2) Punishing them for signing a petition would be a violation of their First Amendment rights.


But they said they wanted to go.
 
2012-11-13 05:02:13 PM

Joe Blowme: m2313: Joe Blowme: Cant kick them all out, who will pay for all your programs?

Got that backwards dumbass.
You farks are the ones we're paying for.

reading comprehension.... how does it work? FAIR SHARE!!!!


lolwut? So you're crazy even outside of threads where you're spreading racist anti-muslim shiat too. whodafigured
 
2012-11-13 06:59:27 PM

vegasj: amazing.

If liberals deport those who feel this current admin is doing a shiat job... who will be left to pay into the welfare system for the liberals to get their monthly checks?


This is what conservatives actually believe. Never mind what mooching takers the teabaggers actually are.
 
2012-11-13 07:23:55 PM
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2012-11-13 07:36:11 PM

99.998er: With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.


Good luck with all that and no protien-based foodstuff, no petrochemicals or plastics and no warriors to defend you.
 
2012-11-13 09:58:04 PM
What happens to people like me who went through and signed every single one of the petitions many times over on different accounts?
 
2012-11-13 10:29:47 PM

vernonFL: When the Founding Fathers created the right to petition the government, I don't think they envisioned internet trolls.


Who do you think you are to interpret what "they meant"? Clearly they must have anticipated world class trolls, and set up a free-troll market to sort itself out.
 
2012-11-14 07:07:43 AM

Bathia_Mapes: 1) Assuming that the signees were born and raised in the U.S., where are they to be deported?

2) Punishing them for signing a petition would be a violation of their First Amendment rights.


China. They can build Apple products and have the government they've longed for.
 
2012-11-14 07:33:16 AM

Mrbogey: power is becoming more concentrated under the liberals.


What liberals?
The conservative party whose president is in charge or the fascists who control the House?
 
2012-11-14 08:13:13 AM

vernonFL: When the Founding Fathers created the right to petition the government, I don't think they envisioned internet trolls.


They probably didn't envision the Internet, but to say that people who lived in Jonathan Swift's time and general culture didn't envision trolling is perhaps a bit of a stretch. The name and form were different, of course, but the principle was pretty much the same.
 
2012-11-16 04:29:19 PM

smittyg: What happens to people like me who went through and signed every single one of the petitions many times over on different accounts?


Do you really have multiple accounts? Will you sign my petition to Shut down White House petitions, since they never get a sincere response, few read them, & they are ultimately worthless? It only needs 15 more signatures and they'll publish it.
 
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