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(Gawker)   The David Petraeus love triangle just became a love rectangle   (gawker.com) divider line 40
    More: Followup, Petraeus, Petraeus love triangle, love rectangle, The Daily Beast  
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11483 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Nov 2012 at 2:53 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-13 03:12:17 AM  
13 votes:
i29.photobucket.com
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-13 12:02:38 AM  
4 votes:
From the Daily Beast article linked in TFA:

Her father told the New York Daily News that there is "a lot more here than meets the eye," though he declined say what that might be.


SHE'S A TRANSFORMER!
2012-11-13 02:54:22 AM  
3 votes:
There's never any love for the rhombus.
2012-11-13 12:07:30 AM  
3 votes:
I'm holding out for a pentagon.
2012-11-13 07:02:32 AM  
2 votes:

unyon: GGracie: Why can't there ever be a Matthew McConaughey love polygon, or a Channing Tatum love scandal? Or even better... a Nathan Fillion hot and sloppy 'til the cops arrive scandal.

I don't want to hear about an old government hack getting freaky. It just ruins my desire to ever have sex again.

Just picture it in black and white. Then it's not old and creepy, it's Mad Men retro and cool.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 656x440]



i.imgur.com


Well, I've thought it over and ... you're not wrong.
2012-11-13 04:08:41 AM  
2 votes:

zerkalo: But I've said too much


Is that you in the corner?
2012-11-13 03:31:59 AM  
2 votes:

AbbeySomeone: Aulus: Oh, and it gets even more messed up: Link

Can someone start on a diagram or flowchart for all this?


upload.wikimedia.org
2012-11-13 03:22:32 AM  
2 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: I'm holding out for a pentagon.


Or a 5-sided fistagon?

eewwwwww
2012-11-13 03:01:54 AM  
2 votes:
Do middle-aged, professional people really behave like this? It's like Les Liaisons Dangereux for spastics.
2012-11-13 02:34:40 AM  
2 votes:
If you count his wife in there, this thing has gone PENTAGON
2012-11-13 12:51:52 AM  
2 votes:
Now all we need is Bill Clinton, a pair of jumper cables and a three-day weekend in Vegas for this story to become officially awesome.
2012-11-12 11:57:23 PM  
2 votes:
Why can't there ever be a Matthew McConaughey love polygon, or a Channing Tatum love scandal? Or even better... a Nathan Fillion hot and sloppy 'til the cops arrive scandal.

I don't want to hear about an old government hack getting freaky. It just ruins my desire to ever have sex again.
2012-11-13 01:48:27 PM  
1 votes:
weeklystandard.com

Gotta love the idiots at a Denver ABC affiliate running this photoshop
2012-11-13 11:36:45 AM  
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: Aulus: Oh, and it gets even more messed up: Link

Can someone start on a diagram or flowchart for all this?


i29.photobucket.com
2012-11-13 08:30:09 AM  
1 votes:
I wonder how many of these 'Predator' drones are roaming around US top commands....
2012-11-13 08:15:10 AM  
1 votes:

It's not a rectangle. It's an ever widening circle of mistrust. The only way to stop it is to put both hands in and grip it by the sides and pull it apart.

(O)
2012-11-13 08:14:17 AM  
1 votes:
Love rectangle? Pff. Wake me when it becomes a love dodecahedron.

unyon: Mentat: Now all we need is Bill Clinton, a pair of jumper cables and a three-day weekend in Vegas for this story to become officially awesome.

Add in a firetruck and a hand grenade, and it goes Super Awesome.

[www.google.ca image 750x937]


With a stop in bat country.
2012-11-13 08:05:50 AM  
1 votes:

TwistedFark: Seriously... what the fark did I just read?

Does anyone have a map to all this??


I think we're gonna need that Time Cube guy before we're done...
2012-11-13 07:43:37 AM  
1 votes:

rynthetyn: Well, I can see why he stepped down. This whole thing is a soap opera.


Soap opera? This is starting to turn into a flat-out shoujo manga.
2012-11-13 07:14:13 AM  
1 votes:
I'm beginning to think that these are the opening moves in Obama's purge of the military's top brass. The generals that aren't 100% loyal to the president will all be forced out one way or another. It starts low key like this. But in the end, any general that might refuse the President's command to fire on civilians, go house to house confiscating guns, or arresting lists of civilians without question, and the like, will be forced out. While low key now, this purge will likely become much more open and violent in the end. Just wait and watch, once the fake emergency happens (I predict they'll detonate a nuclear device in New York Harbor) that "force" the deceleration of martial law, any that dare refuse such orders will be arrested for treason.

/need work, any farkers want to help me perfect it? Someone page pocketninja.
//if it gets really good, I'll go post it at Free Republic
2012-11-13 06:57:44 AM  
1 votes:
Coming soon to a TV near you, back due to popular demand, it's The Love Pentagon (1971)!

This "psychedelic" soap opera slash comedy was made to air in prime time but was squashed by the network and the Nixon White House after the pilot aired because they thought it was in bad taste. Boy, was it ever!

I'll leave you to fill in the horrible details.
2012-11-13 06:05:18 AM  
1 votes:
I think I've figured it out:

Basically, if you've had sex recently, there are no more than 6 degrees of seperation between you and this scandal.
2012-11-13 05:55:06 AM  
1 votes:

Bendal: It looks like we're up to a love hexagon by now. Petreus, Allen, the FBI investigator, Jill Kelley, Broadwood and Petreus' wife all mixed up in this mess.


And Broadwell nd Kelley are both married as well so they entered the Octogon. Which puts them in Chuck Norris territory.
2012-11-13 04:37:40 AM  
1 votes:

WTF Indeed: This is just another way Obama is destroying the fabric of the American family. Obama plans to create a new cabinet post and appoint Petraeus as the Secretary of Swinging.


Sorry, I'm first in line for that post. It was promised to me by these guys...

i.imgur.com

Took that snap a few years ago just before we all got down to the freaky freaky.

jetzzfan: There's never any love for the rhombus.


Not true. The name of my new band is 'The Petraeus love rhombus'.

/Watch for our CD on sale at Venture stores next summer
2012-11-13 04:03:55 AM  
1 votes:
The Real Housewives of the Pentagon
2012-11-13 04:02:57 AM  
1 votes:
Pentagon?

This story is gonna go on so long that Upper Deck will be offering trading cards.
2012-11-13 03:28:45 AM  
1 votes:

Aulus: Oh, and it gets even more messed up: Link


NOW it's a love Pentagon
2012-11-13 03:20:20 AM  
1 votes:
News now reporting the top U.S. general in Afghanistan, John Allen, is being investigated for inappropriate emails to Kelley. So it's pretty clear "unpaid social liaison" translates to "slut for anyone over 2-stars".
2012-11-13 03:19:33 AM  
1 votes:
Thank God more women turned up. This was getting way too much hype for a simple cheating scandal.
2012-11-13 03:14:51 AM  
1 votes:
Ah, still ragging on the good general? Well, at least he's not a hypocrite having butsects with all them queer soldiers and sailors the nObummer let in the military. What good is a lifetime in the miltray if you can't dock your ship in as many ports as you possibly can. At least we can thank Allah for that fact. Praise Buddah
2012-11-13 03:07:59 AM  
1 votes:
i29.photobucket.com
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i29.photobucket.com
2012-11-13 03:06:14 AM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "Love rectangle" sounds very uncomfortable

/on a number of levels


While "love cylinder" and "love torus" just sound geeky.
2012-11-13 03:03:12 AM  
1 votes:
What's the FBI looking for at her house?

OOH! Wait! Her house is in Charlotte. That's where the DNC was held this year. Did Obama pay her a visit at home while he was in town?
2012-11-13 02:51:20 AM  
1 votes:
I was told there'd be no geometry.
2012-11-13 01:32:51 AM  
1 votes:
As somebody on twitter said, and the Right thought it was gay sex that was going to hurt the US military...
2012-11-13 12:41:08 AM  
1 votes:
If he couldn't keep this shiat quiet, then he didn't deserve to be head of the CIA.

That's why he quit, right?
2012-11-13 12:25:35 AM  
1 votes:
static1.businessinsider.com
www.nbc.com

This TV movie practically casts itself.
2012-11-13 12:08:03 AM  
1 votes:

GGracie: Why can't there ever be a Matthew McConaughey love polygon, or a Channing Tatum love scandal? Or even better... a Nathan Fillion hot and sloppy 'til the cops arrive scandal.

I don't want to hear about an old government hack getting freaky. It just ruins my desire to ever have sex again.


Just picture it in black and white. Then it's not old and creepy, it's Mad Men retro and cool.

4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-13 12:05:01 AM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "Love rectangle" sounds very uncomfortable

/on a number of levels


She took it in the pooper? oh..
2012-11-13 12:01:17 AM  
1 votes:
All that's missing is the KGB and a polonium poisoning.
 
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