AbbeySomeone: Aulus: Oh, and it gets even more messed up: LinkCan someone start on a diagram or flowchart for all this?
WTF Indeed: This is just another way Obama is destroying the fabric of the American family. Obama plans to create a new cabinet post and appoint Petraeus as the Secretary of Swinging.
jetzzfan: There's never any love for the rhombus.
rynthetyn: yousaywut: So if I am reading this correctly:Crazy got jealous of a 7 year olds on-line photo op with the general and assumed the man she was cheating with was cheating with the kids Mom so she sent harrassing e-mails to get Mom to back off. As this particular lady didn't seem to be involved with the General she naturally contacted LEO which happened to be her "friend" in the FBI who after getting the ball rolling promptly stomped on said ball and sent his own harrassing e-mail to this lady.General resigns in disgrace because he stuck it to the crazy. Got it.But it seems that this particular lady, while not banging Petraeus, may well be having some sort of affair with the current commander in Afghanistan.Seriously, this is like the most batshiat insane soap opera plot. They're lucky it didn't end up with major national security consequences, assuming that it didn't, that is.
Marcus Aurelius: I'm holding out for a pentagon.
shower_in_my_socks: That's why he quit, right?
GGracie: Why can't there ever be a Matthew McConaughey love polygon, or a Channing Tatum love scandal? Or even better... a Nathan Fillion hot and sloppy 'til the cops arrive scandal.I don't want to hear about an old government hack getting freaky. It just ruins my desire to ever have sex again.
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