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(Gawker)   The David Petraeus love triangle just became a love rectangle   (gawker.com) divider line 151
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2012-11-12 11:53:41 PM
Well, I can see why he stepped down. This whole thing is a soap opera.
 
2012-11-12 11:57:23 PM
Why can't there ever be a Matthew McConaughey love polygon, or a Channing Tatum love scandal? Or even better... a Nathan Fillion hot and sloppy 'til the cops arrive scandal.

I don't want to hear about an old government hack getting freaky. It just ruins my desire to ever have sex again.
 
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2012-11-13 12:00:32 AM
Jill Kelley has an identical twin, so make that a love pentagon. How appropriate. I want to believe he was doing both twins and they were both secret agents. It's looking like Jill may have been.
 
2012-11-13 12:01:17 AM
All that's missing is the KGB and a polonium poisoning.
 
2012-11-13 12:02:10 AM
"Love rectangle" sounds very uncomfortable

/on a number of levels
 
2012-11-13 12:02:38 AM
From the Daily Beast article linked in TFA:

Her father told the New York Daily News that there is "a lot more here than meets the eye," though he declined say what that might be.


SHE'S A TRANSFORMER!
 
2012-11-13 12:05:01 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "Love rectangle" sounds very uncomfortable

/on a number of levels


She took it in the pooper? oh..
 
2012-11-13 12:07:30 AM
I'm holding out for a pentagon.
 
2012-11-13 12:08:03 AM

GGracie: Why can't there ever be a Matthew McConaughey love polygon, or a Channing Tatum love scandal? Or even better... a Nathan Fillion hot and sloppy 'til the cops arrive scandal.

I don't want to hear about an old government hack getting freaky. It just ruins my desire to ever have sex again.


Just picture it in black and white. Then it's not old and creepy, it's Mad Men retro and cool.

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2012-11-13 12:10:02 AM

rynthetyn: Well, I can see why he stepped down


Gangnam style?
 
2012-11-13 12:10:24 AM

rynthetyn: Well, I can see why he stepped down. This whole thing is a soap opera.


FBI is searching the Broadwell home. If they come up with a cum-stained dress, THEN I'll agree he should have stepped down.
 
2012-11-13 12:17:52 AM
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mmm
 
2012-11-13 12:18:59 AM
This is just another way Obama is destroying the fabric of the American family. Obama plans to create a new cabinet post and appoint Petraeus as the Secretary of Swinging.
 
2012-11-13 12:24:30 AM

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mmm


Rashida Jones also strikes me as a woman with a great sense of humor and she's a Farkette. The girlfriend seems way too uptight.
 
2012-11-13 12:25:35 AM
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This TV movie practically casts itself.
 
2012-11-13 12:29:18 AM
So they're all Republicans?
 
2012-11-13 12:29:39 AM
Goatse is as goatse does.
 
2012-11-13 12:34:47 AM
This is exactly why the CIA should only hire ugly people.
 
2012-11-13 12:37:45 AM
Jill Kelly?
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2012-11-13 12:41:08 AM
If he couldn't keep this shiat quiet, then he didn't deserve to be head of the CIA.

That's why he quit, right?
 
2012-11-13 12:48:34 AM

shower_in_my_socks: That's why he quit, right?


Yep. One would expect the head of THE FARKING CIA to make better decisions.
 
2012-11-13 12:51:52 AM
Now all we need is Bill Clinton, a pair of jumper cables and a three-day weekend in Vegas for this story to become officially awesome.
 
2012-11-13 12:54:54 AM

Marcus Aurelius: I'm holding out for a pentagon.


At this rate, you'll probably want to cash in that bet on the early AM news.

I gotta be honest, I am really a bit surprised. This guy was one of the very few that almost nobody had a negative opinion about.
 
2012-11-13 01:10:19 AM
The AP is reporting that the Pentagon investigating top commander in Afghanistan for emails to woman in Petraeus scandal.

But that's pretty much the extent of that story as of right now, just that one sentence.
 
2012-11-13 01:13:31 AM
My guess is that as reported, there was no affair between Petraeus and Kelley.

If there had been an affair, then Kelley would have mentioned the emails to him and not to the FBI. Since she didn't know they were about the general, she went to the FBI.
 
2012-11-13 01:22:35 AM

propasaurus: The AP is reporting that the Pentagon investigating top commander in Afghanistan for emails to woman in Petraeus scandal.

But that's pretty much the extent of that story as of right now, just that one sentence.


Maybe the love rectangle is a love pentagon.
 
2012-11-13 01:32:51 AM
As somebody on twitter said, and the Right thought it was gay sex that was going to hurt the US military...
 
2012-11-13 02:22:36 AM

Mentat: Now all we need is Bill Clinton, a pair of jumper cables and a three-day weekend in Vegas for this story to become officially awesome.


Add in a firetruck and a hand grenade, and it goes Super Awesome.

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2012-11-13 02:33:24 AM
Arrogance is worse than stupidity.
 
2012-11-13 02:34:40 AM
If you count his wife in there, this thing has gone PENTAGON
 
2012-11-13 02:51:20 AM
I was told there'd be no geometry.
 
2012-11-13 02:54:22 AM
There's never any love for the rhombus.
 
2012-11-13 02:55:18 AM

unyon: If you count his wife in there, this thing has gone PENTAGON


No one is going to count his wife in there.
 
2012-11-13 02:59:57 AM

dudemanbro: shower_in_my_socks: That's why he quit, right?

Yep. One would expect the head of THE FARKING CIA to make better decisions.


If I said it once I've said it a thousand times...

If you want to let it out of the basement put a ring on it.
 
2012-11-13 03:00:35 AM

GGracie: Why can't there ever be a Matthew McConaughey love polygon, or a Channing Tatum love scandal? Or even better... a Nathan Fillion hot and sloppy 'til the cops arrive scandal.

I don't want to hear about an old government hack getting freaky. It just ruins my desire to ever have sex again.


Petraeus doesn't look that bad. And the two women I've seen were hot. I can fap to that.
 
2012-11-13 03:00:43 AM
farking ridiculous. places i've worked there was more married people cheating than being faithful. most people have little morality, that's all.
 
2012-11-13 03:01:36 AM
Didn't the B52's do a song about this?
 
2012-11-13 03:01:54 AM
Do middle-aged, professional people really behave like this? It's like Les Liaisons Dangereux for spastics.
 
2012-11-13 03:03:12 AM
What's the FBI looking for at her house?

OOH! Wait! Her house is in Charlotte. That's where the DNC was held this year. Did Obama pay her a visit at home while he was in town?
 
2012-11-13 03:06:14 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: "Love rectangle" sounds very uncomfortable

/on a number of levels


While "love cylinder" and "love torus" just sound geeky.
 
2012-11-13 03:07:18 AM

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mmm

Rashida Jones also strikes me as a woman with a great sense of humor and she's a Farkette. The girlfriend seems way too uptight.


Rashida Jones is hawt.

Wait.... She is a what now?...?
 
2012-11-13 03:07:59 AM
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2012-11-13 03:11:38 AM

shower_in_my_socks: If he couldn't keep this shiat quiet, then he didn't deserve to be head of the CIA.

That's why he quit, right?


The real issue here is the catty BS between Kelly and Broadwell. He would have gotten away with it if it weren't for whatever b*tchfest they have going on.
Hey, how much of our tax money is being spent on this anyhow?
 
2012-11-13 03:12:06 AM

MrEricSir: Didn't the B52's do a song about this?


No, you're thinking of Fred Schneider's solo album.
 
2012-11-13 03:12:17 AM
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2012-11-13 03:14:51 AM
Ah, still ragging on the good general? Well, at least he's not a hypocrite having butsects with all them queer soldiers and sailors the nObummer let in the military. What good is a lifetime in the miltray if you can't dock your ship in as many ports as you possibly can. At least we can thank Allah for that fact. Praise Buddah
 
2012-11-13 03:15:27 AM
So that's where Agent Mulder ended up.
/Love polygon
 
2012-11-13 03:16:48 AM
Oh, and it gets even more messed up: Link
 
2012-11-13 03:19:33 AM
Thank God more women turned up. This was getting way too much hype for a simple cheating scandal.
 
2012-11-13 03:20:20 AM
News now reporting the top U.S. general in Afghanistan, John Allen, is being investigated for inappropriate emails to Kelley. So it's pretty clear "unpaid social liaison" translates to "slut for anyone over 2-stars".
 
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