MaudlinMutantMollusk: "Love rectangle" sounds very uncomfortable/on a number of levels
GGracie: Why can't there ever be a Matthew McConaughey love polygon, or a Channing Tatum love scandal? Or even better... a Nathan Fillion hot and sloppy 'til the cops arrive scandal.I don't want to hear about an old government hack getting freaky. It just ruins my desire to ever have sex again.
rynthetyn: Well, I can see why he stepped down
rynthetyn: Well, I can see why he stepped down. This whole thing is a soap opera.
propasaurus: [static6.businessinsider.com image 400x300][4.bp.blogspot.com image 375x563]mmm
shower_in_my_socks: That's why he quit, right?
Marcus Aurelius: I'm holding out for a pentagon.
propasaurus: The AP is reporting that the Pentagon investigating top commander in Afghanistan for emails to woman in Petraeus scandal.But that's pretty much the extent of that story as of right now, just that one sentence.
Mentat: Now all we need is Bill Clinton, a pair of jumper cables and a three-day weekend in Vegas for this story to become officially awesome.
unyon: If you count his wife in there, this thing has gone PENTAGON
dudemanbro: shower_in_my_socks: That's why he quit, right?Yep. One would expect the head of THE FARKING CIA to make better decisions.
Irving Maimway: propasaurus: [static6.businessinsider.com image 400x300][4.bp.blogspot.com image 375x563]mmmRashida Jones also strikes me as a woman with a great sense of humor and she's a Farkette. The girlfriend seems way too uptight.
shower_in_my_socks: If he couldn't keep this shiat quiet, then he didn't deserve to be head of the CIA.That's why he quit, right?
MrEricSir: Didn't the B52's do a song about this?
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