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(The Sun)   Cute 27-year-old brunette finds long lost dad on internet, has sex with him, goes missing (w/pics)   ( divider line
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34260 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Nov 2012 at 3:13 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-13 03:21:09 AM  
5 votes:
Just father as many children as you can early in life and disappear. Wait 20 years for them to track you down, then it's sexy time. Don't hate the player hate the game.
2012-11-13 03:33:58 AM  
4 votes:
the most disgusting thing is that any of those people pictured had sex
2012-11-13 12:30:26 AM  
3 votes:
What's their Fark handles?
2012-11-13 08:47:08 AM  
2 votes:

yousaywut: KrispyKritter: cassanovascotian: Man.... I have a really hard time with this.

She's 27 -old enough to make her own choices, and clearly not being coerced into anything. So ok, if you wanna be with your dad, go for it. At the same time though, they're probably gonna have kids, who will probably have genetic problems. But lots of people have genetic problems, and we don't tell them that they can't reproduce. So I can't really be not-ok with that either.

In the end, as weird and aesthetically unappealing as it seems to me. I guess I'm ok with this.

forbidden fruit can often be the tastiest. let them bang their brains out. lots of porno features taboo sex with mommy or sister etcetera. human sexuality seems to know no boundary. but they should be sterilized and so should others with genetic problems (same for drugs, alcohol, etcetera). mankind should take responsibility and stop making children who will either suffer or be a burden. eugenics is fun.

You know who else thought eugenics was fun?

Margaret Sanger?
2012-11-13 08:18:58 AM  
2 votes:

Z-clipped: I'd rather watch these two going at it than say, Michelle and Marcus Bachmann. Now that would be awkward and uncomfortable.

Oh come on, like you've never seen a chubby guy getting pegged before.
2012-11-13 08:04:59 AM  
2 votes:
"Dad, I am horn."
2012-11-13 05:14:26 AM  
2 votes:
So all you Studmen are saying she's got a face only a father could love?
2012-11-13 04:58:23 AM  
2 votes:

vwarb: Does anybody else absolutely despise the tendency for Brit papers to preface every caption with a one-word summary of how we're supposed to feel about it? ex. "Revolting ... Andrew was jailed for ten months and ordered to sign the Sex Offenders Register" and "Frantic ... mum Katrina has not heard from her daughter since January."

Yeah, I'd always kind of wondered about that.
2012-11-13 12:51:30 AM  
2 votes:
Um, soooo..... how about that election?
2012-11-13 12:30:05 AM  
2 votes:
Incest, the game the whole family can play!
2012-11-13 12:02:57 AM  
2 votes:
I think it's safe to say, she has daddy issues.
2012-11-12 11:09:01 PM  
2 votes:
The Fark I just read?
2012-11-13 02:30:43 PM  
1 vote:
She is kind of cute. I'd hit it and make her call me "Daddy".
2012-11-13 10:21:05 AM  
1 vote:
The guy has poor taste in women.
2012-11-13 09:20:41 AM  
1 vote:

AdolfOliverPanties: Cute?

Moderately. For a Brit. It's all relative.

Thank you! I'll be here all week!
2012-11-13 08:45:46 AM  
1 vote:
"I'd hit it."

2012-11-13 08:10:16 AM  
1 vote:
I'd rather watch these two going at it than say, Michelle and Marcus Bachmann. Now that would be awkward and uncomfortable.
2012-11-13 06:55:22 AM  
1 vote: 

Wanted for questioning.
2012-11-13 05:41:29 AM  
1 vote:

Ambivalence: You know, say waht you will about the U.S. but at least it's not a crime to have sex with your adult child. Sure it's pervy and you can't MARRY them, but no one's going to throw you in jail for it either.

That being said she is the spitting image of her father.

Sure, she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but hey. It's just illegal.
2012-11-13 05:02:35 AM  
1 vote:
C'mon, give the guy some credit. That mother/daughter combo is not easy to pull off.

/Window seat please
2012-11-13 04:40:52 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: An absent parent often leaves a serious gap in their child's life which they will be desperate to fill in one way or another.

2012-11-13 03:53:45 AM  
1 vote:

Langdon_777: They are both adults and yet he goes to jail for the exact same crime she gets a suspended sentence for.

There really is some serious discrimination going on in courts, at least in so far as equal punishment for men & women.

Um, I think it's because he's the parent and she's the child. That said, they are both adults and it isn't like he had extensive contact with her to manipulate her while she was a child. From a genetic standpoint they are both in the icky end of the gene pool. That said, from a manipulation of the relationship point of view I still have a harder time with Woody Allen, even although genetically he was in the clear.

But hot lesbian twins are still okay, right?
2012-11-13 03:49:18 AM  
1 vote:
2012-11-13 03:35:04 AM  
1 vote:
2012-11-13 03:26:22 AM  
1 vote:

SpaceyCat: O.o Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....

The idea of farking my dad just squicks me out completely.

There have been studies done that if family are separated early enough, they don't develop that "family - don't fark" thing that people have. This has happened between siblings as well as mother/son and father/daughter pairings.

Look, we're all for men having sex with a legally aged girl AND her mother... but NOT if you're the father. Or married to the mother.

To summarize:
Biological father with the mother, have sex with daughter= incest, kill the sicko.
Married mother = quasi-incest, NO.
Sex with mother, then daughter, not married and no blood relationship: probably not a good idea
Sex with daughter, then mother, not married and no blood relationship: high five, bro!! You da man!

Did I get that right?
2012-11-13 03:21:06 AM  
1 vote:

Darth_Lukecash: /What is it about England and Incest? This is like the third or fourth story about incest...

You would think the recent influx of Pakistanis etal would encourage those islanders to stop banging within the family and widen the gene pool a bit. But nOoOOoooOOoo. We still see these stories about British men with no chins banging away at female relatives with enormous chins. Don't get me wrong - I love Britain. It's a fine place. It's just not a single guy's dating paradise.
2012-11-13 03:14:42 AM  
1 vote:
Well alrighty then.
2012-11-13 01:32:44 AM  
1 vote:
Of course she'd be from Birmingham.
2012-11-12 11:50:54 PM  
1 vote:
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