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(Crooks & Liars)   No, this is not an Onion article: "Callista Gingrich on Petraeus: Affairs Are 'Painful' for the Family"   (videocafe.crooksandliars.com) divider line 70
    More: Dumbass, Callista Gingrich, CIA Director David Petraeus, onions, CBN, psalms, Newt Gingrich, House Speaker, October Surprise  
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2012-11-12 09:51:04 PM
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2012-11-12 10:03:01 PM
Wait... she was on Petraeus too?

/damn... that guy gets around
 
2012-11-12 10:48:40 PM
Mike Tyson: I understand that losing an ear farking hurts.
 
2012-11-12 11:10:23 PM
Petraeus wasn't passionate enough about his country for this to be okay.
 
2012-11-12 11:44:04 PM
The lack of self awareness is f*cking astounding.
 
2012-11-12 11:52:32 PM
For fark's sake.
 
2012-11-13 12:05:22 AM
"I think it's personally very sad for he and his family," Callista Gingrich told ABC's Barbara Walters on Monday.

She'd be a lovely person if only she used better grammar.
 
2012-11-13 12:17:45 AM

Aarontology: The lack of self awareness is f*cking astounding.


In American politics? Not really.
 
2012-11-13 12:29:30 AM
.....

No words... they should have sent a poet...
 
2012-11-13 12:34:46 AM
This goes double or triple for Catholics, naturally.
 
2012-11-13 12:47:40 AM
Why was Calista Gingrich being interviewed in the first place, and why the fark would anyone care about her opinion on Petraeus?
 
2012-11-13 12:56:33 AM

propasaurus: Why was Calista Gingrich being interviewed in the first place, and why the fark would anyone care about her opinion on Petraeus?


Because she's an expert on whores and such?
 
2012-11-13 01:15:47 AM

Krymson Tyde: propasaurus: Why was Calista Gingrich being interviewed in the first place, and why the fark would anyone care about her opinion on Petraeus?

Because she's an expert on whores and such?


I suppose, if Babs had asked her "as a home-wecking whore yourself, what do you think about Gen. Petwaeus?"
 
2012-11-13 01:28:24 AM
I'm glad she's doing well.
 
2012-11-13 01:28:38 AM
Well, she would know.
 
2012-11-13 01:33:04 AM
www.thedailybeast.com
"I'm not just an expert on two-timing scumbags that cheated on their wives. I married one."
 
2012-11-13 01:36:53 AM
Any nudes of her?
 
2012-11-13 01:37:00 AM
...and it was signed by the secretary, Harper Valley PTA.
 
2012-11-13 01:37:15 AM
It's just like you liberals to take an honest, hard working man like the General, take him into an admisntration that is clearly one of the most evil in the history of the world and turn him into a moral degenerate. I hope like hell you are proud of what you have accomplished.
 
2012-11-13 01:39:49 AM
Mr. Petraeus wasn't having an affair in reality. That was just his way of demonstrating to homophobic soldiers that an openly gay military doesn't constitute a threat to their way of life.
 
2012-11-13 01:41:31 AM

propasaurus: Why was Calista Gingrich being interviewed in the first place, and why the fark would anyone care about her opinion on Petraeus

anything? 

FTFY
 
2012-11-13 01:47:10 AM

Bigdogdaddy: It's just like you liberals to take an honest, hard working man like the General, take him into an admisntration that is clearly one of the most evil in the history of the world and turn him into a moral degenerate. I hope like hell you are proud of what you have accomplished.


Makes sense. Adultery is a crime in the military, and he was able to keep his indiscretions quiet all the way to becoming a 4-star general. But just a few years in Baconater Hogwarts Fartbambo's administration, and he's convinced the world that the head of the CIA is so good at clandestine operations that he can't even keep banging an English Lit major a secret.

Thanks alot, Fartbambo.
 
2012-11-13 01:49:05 AM

nakmuay: propasaurus: Why was Calista Gingrich being interviewed in the first place, and why the fark would anyone care about her opinion on Petraeus anything? 

FTFY


Nah, I can see asking her opinion about No-Tell Motels or the pros & cons of backseat blow jobs.
 
2012-11-13 01:49:27 AM
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2012-11-13 01:56:45 AM
I wonder if there's some hierarchy of cheaters, like when they get together at the monthly meetings, all of the ones that married their cheater sit at one table, looking down on all the fresh-faced ingenues who ended up bringing down a person of power. The cheaters convention would b pretty fun in any case, so long as Eliot Spitzer's girl and Kristen Stewart were there.
 
2012-11-13 01:56:50 AM
She is just showing her Republican credentials. Demonstrating that she makes absolutely no connection between the words that come from her mouth and the reality that she lives within.
 
2012-11-13 01:57:06 AM

stoli n coke: Bigdogdaddy: It's just like you liberals to take an honest, hard working man like the General, take him into an admisntration that is clearly one of the most evil in the history of the world and turn him into a moral degenerate. I hope like hell you are proud of what you have accomplished.

Makes sense. Adultery is a crime in the military, and he was able to keep his indiscretions quiet all the way to becoming a 4-star general. But just a few years in Baconater Hogwarts Fartbambo's administration, and he's convinced the world that the head of the CIA is so good at clandestine operations that he can't even keep banging an English Lit major a secret.

Thanks alot, Fartbambo.


I concur good sir. Thank you for your input. Besides, he's still blah
 
2012-11-13 01:59:40 AM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-13 01:59:58 AM
Wasn't sure we'd be using this one again:

i75.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-13 02:05:12 AM
Callie, baby: Shut your farking mouth.
 
2012-11-13 02:05:48 AM
I'll be honest, I was kind of hoping for some kind of gay scandal. It's been a while since we had a really good secret-gay-drug addict scandal.
 
2012-11-13 02:11:33 AM

TheBigJerk: Wasn't sure we'd be using this one again:

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Preeetty sure the left is a different person. Of course, that could just be the brown eyes fooling me.
 
2012-11-13 02:14:43 AM

TheBigJerk: Wasn't sure we'd be using this one again:


Gingrich just sucked the life out of that poor girl. Incubus.
 
2012-11-13 02:15:42 AM

propasaurus: Why was Calista Gingrich being interviewed in the first place, and why the fark would anyone care about her opinion on Petraeus

any subject?
 
2012-11-13 02:34:43 AM

Gyrony: TheBigJerk: Wasn't sure we'd be using this one again:

Gingrich just sucked the life out of that poor girl. Incubus.


Wait a minute, I never saw that picture...

Are you telling me that Newt Gingrich turned my high school prom date into an early 80's Disney animatronic bird lady?

The universe is truly wondrous and magnificent
 
2012-11-13 02:43:12 AM

MurphyMurphy: Are you telling me that Newt Gingrich turned my high school prom date into an early 80's Disney animatronic bird lady?


Imagine what he could have done for the country.

nimg.sulekha.com
 
2012-11-13 02:50:06 AM

MurphyMurphy: Gyrony: TheBigJerk: Wasn't sure we'd be using this one again:

Gingrich just sucked the life out of that poor girl. Incubus.

Wait a minute, I never saw that picture...

Are you telling me that Newt Gingrich turned my high school prom date into an early 80's Disney animatronic bird lady?

The universe is truly wondrous and magnificent


Well, if that's the same person, I'm betting on lots of plastic surgery and at least 2 meals a day consisting of nothing but vodka and Valium.

She must've had a tough time looking in the mirror knowing she put Li'l Newtie in her mouth.
 
2012-11-13 03:06:46 AM

TheBigJerk: Wasn't sure we'd be using this one again:

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Man that shiat is scary. Republicans must a have a stepford wive thing going. I feel bad for them all.
 
2012-11-13 03:08:32 AM

whidbey: MurphyMurphy: Are you telling me that Newt Gingrich turned my high school prom date into an early 80's Disney animatronic bird lady?

Imagine what he could have done for the country.

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PAIN AND FEAR WILL SWEETEN OUR FLESH FEAST
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THE BEAUTIFUL HORRORS WE WILL VISIT TOGETHER, FOREVER
 
2012-11-13 03:09:32 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I wonder if there's some hierarchy of cheaters, like when they get together at the monthly meetings, all of the ones that married their cheater sit at one table, looking down on all the fresh-faced ingenues who ended up bringing down a person of power. The cheaters convention would b pretty fun in any case, so long as Eliot Spitzer's girl and Kristen Stewart were there.


you may enjoy the 1989 film 'She-Devil'
 
2012-11-13 03:09:32 AM
She probably already knows about future wife #4.
 
2012-11-13 03:40:32 AM

Porous Horace: Any nudes of her?


OH GHOD MY EYES and I haven't even seen any
 
2012-11-13 03:44:32 AM

propasaurus: Why was Calista Gingrich being interviewed in the first place, and why the fark would anyone care about her opinion on Petraeus?


Because in six months or a year, when Newt is caught banging someone other than ol' frost on a stick, this footage will be worth a whole lot. Maybe TDS and TCR can get a package deal.
 
2012-11-13 04:55:08 AM
Why ask her about it? Hell, why ask Newt Gingrich about anything? He's just a media whore now.
 
2012-11-13 05:41:21 AM
"cheating wuth him"

FFS
 
2012-11-13 06:01:17 AM

Alphax: Why ask her about it? Hell, why ask Newt Gingrich about anything? He's just a media whore now.


Basically, all he has ever been is the guy who sounds like a stupid person's idea of a smart person.
 
2012-11-13 06:35:25 AM
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2012-11-13 07:06:18 AM
I'm sure there are many people's opinions I care less about than Callista Gingrich, but damned if I can think of one at the moment.
 
2012-11-13 07:06:59 AM
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2012-11-13 07:16:20 AM

TheBigJerk: Wasn't sure we'd be using this one again:

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I don't understand how people confuse what's obviously a younger staffer / admirer with Callista.

Newt does NOT look 12 years younger in that photo on the left, and the head shape is just not there.

This is what she looked like in 2000:
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