B.L.Z. Bub: Can someone explain to me why Fark is always licking this guy's balls?
B.L.Z. Bub: Can someone explain to me why I am always licking some guy's balls?
InmanRoshi: Anthony Bourdain seems to spend more amount of calories worrying about being "cool" than any man of his age should. Take off the Ramones shirt, the thumb ring and the hoop ear ring for fark's sake, you're 56 years old.
ex0du5: I just don't think I'm that insecure about being seen as sleazy or intellectually lazy or some other character trait he's shown himself to dislike. I'm not perfect, but he obviously doesn't look for perfection in his associates and friends (it's not like he's been perfect in life - something he's very open about in his books). I think if you expect him to be a jerk, it's an indication you think he'll "see through you", which might just mean there's something to see. If we met, I'm sure we'd get along just fine./found a staple in a mushroom risotto at his place in New York's financial district once//they were so sorry and immediately fixed it and tried to make the experience better///was enjoying the food so much with my new wife, we were quite happy and amused at everything////that was the honeymoon my son was conceived
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