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2012-11-12 09:10:45 PM
We're here from the dept. of common sense and we have an order to repo your uterus.
 
2012-11-12 10:04:28 PM
Sterilize them both.
 
2012-11-12 11:49:33 PM
Get a spray bottle, fill it with water, and spray the kid when she's being bad. Works with cats.
 
2012-11-13 12:08:15 AM

AbbeySomeone: Sterilize Euthanize them both.


FTFM
 
2012-11-13 12:09:15 AM
Tough shiat, sugartits. Your job is to not let her get her way every time she stomps her feet and has a tantrum. She's 13, not 3. That's on top of you also failing as a mother because YOU'RE DOING DRUGS WITH YOUR KID. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

Every time I read stories like this, I'm reminded of the line from Parenthood about how they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a parent.
 
2012-11-13 12:12:47 AM

AbbeySomeone: Sterilize them both.


Agreed. The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree, and they're both a lost cause. The daughter is a few years away from squeezing out a puppy and repeating the cycle.
 
2012-11-13 02:18:04 AM
Hey. Moron Mom. Do you know what I learned when I transitioned from being a teenager to being an adult?

PARENTS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FARKIN' FRIENDS WHEN YOU ARE GROWING UP.

They are supposed to say no.
They are supposed to set boundaries.
They are supposed to instill a healthy level of respect and fear into you.
They are SUPPOSED to make things unpleasant for you when you act like an entitled ass.

My mother raised me to question things and think for myself, but she was never a "friend" to me until after I left her house. There was a LOT that I wanted to do, and I'm very thankful that she never let me.
 
2012-11-13 04:46:59 AM

GGracie: Get a spray bottle, fill it with water, and spray the kid when she's being bad. Works with cats.


kids have opposable thumbs
 
2012-11-13 04:48:05 AM
The solution is to give them more meth. Just keep giving it to them until the problem works itself out.
 
2012-11-13 04:49:09 AM
Meth is like the white version of crack. Hip hop took on the crack epidemic, so how long until rock bands address the issue?
 
2012-11-13 04:52:10 AM
Yeah this is farked up but what I want to know is how this was even allowed to happen based on:

FTA: The documents say several of the incidents occurred while the teen was "visiting" Lampe's Walnut Street apartment.
A condition of Lampe's release requires that she have no contact with "any child under the age of 17."
 
2012-11-13 04:55:24 AM
I fully support what this woman did. Seriously. I remember when I was a kid of about 5, I really, really, really wanted some cookies when we were at the grocery store. My Mom said, "No," so I started to throw a fit. And do you know what she did? She pulled me aside and told me that if I did not settle down I was going to get spanked in the middle of the grocery store! I did not stop, so I got spanked, right in front of the bakery section of Super Duper grocery store. And after thaht I wound up losing all TV privileges for a month, and I was grounded for two weeks! (This was 1975, so no TV was a big deal!) And I never got my damned cookie.

Oh wait, my mom did not give in to my childish behavior when I threw a fit. She was actually a responsible parent. So, No, I do not agree with this woman. She is a horrible person and she should have her tubes tied and be locked up for the next 10 years. And, she should be punched in the face a few dozen times. Hell, even if my mom had been a bad parent and gotten me that cookie she would still be an angel next to that monster.
 
2012-11-13 04:56:48 AM

yousaywut: Yeah this is farked up but what I want to know is how this was even allowed to happen based on:

FTA: The documents say several of the incidents occurred while the teen was "visiting" Lampe's Walnut Street apartment.
A condition of Lampe's release requires that she have no contact with "any child under the age of 17."


I think that that is bad writing. I think that the not having contact is a result of smoking meth with her kid.
 
2012-11-13 04:58:30 AM

Mock26: yousaywut: Yeah this is farked up but what I want to know is how this was even allowed to happen based on:

FTA: The documents say several of the incidents occurred while the teen was "visiting" Lampe's Walnut Street apartment.
A condition of Lampe's release requires that she have no contact with "any child under the age of 17."

I think that that is bad writing. I think that the not having contact is a result of smoking meth with her kid.


Ah that would actually make sense. That was witten badly and the author should feel bad.
 
2012-11-13 05:02:14 AM
I'd rather have a skinny meth head break in and steal my crappy TV vs Daryll with a'Q leaving his fat greasy diabetic cheesy poof finger prints all over my walls.
Ain't nobody got time for that!
 
2012-11-13 05:03:40 AM
Guaranteed the 13 yr old is fat too..on a steady diet of potato chips and lucky charms. Way to go mom..now she's gonna dabble in drugs her whole life too, and though it may lose her some weight, she'll be battling that monkey her whole life.

I'm sure there's no dad around either to slap some sense into the both of them. Dad probably left after her pregnancy license to eat and eat expired and she kept shoveling it in.
 
2012-11-13 05:04:57 AM
Whateva! Whateva! I do what I wownt!

/Smoking meth with your 13 year old daughter isn't normal
//But on meth it is
 
mhd
2012-11-13 05:24:41 AM

moothemagiccow: kids have opposable thumbs


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-13 05:55:06 AM
Have any of you actually tried meth? Its awesome, so is it really suprising that this happens? There are worse things
 
2012-11-13 05:56:05 AM
Atleast shes not smoking krokodile with her daughter :)
 
2012-11-13 05:57:22 AM
Let's suppose dad really could be around. So based on this he'd get custody. In 3 months Mom says she's free and clear of the devil drugs (hallelujah) and she gets an ex parte order to get the daughter back. Then dad spends 20K on a lawyer (you don't touch a lawyer in a contested divorce on a single motion for less) to contest the ex parte order. Then he maybe he wins again but mom gets another order making counter claims and it goes on and on for 5 years at minimum.

Most men don't hate their kids. They just give up.

If you were married to an abusive spouse then you already know she will do whatever she needs to do to maintain control. The courts always give the benefit of a doubt to the mother as maybe they should in most cases but there is no safety valve in the system.

I have a friend that fought for 2 years for the custody of his daughter against his drug addicted wife. After 2 years and more than $100K he didn't win he quit his job and I don't know what finally happened.

I haven't seen my own kids in 6 years and I have no visitation. I didn't do anything. That's what she wanted and she was willing to go to any extreme to make it happen. I stopped because I honestly felt that the kids were going to get hurt even worse.

12 months into a divorce having no contact with the kids for a large part of it does a lot to a person. She could disregard court orders with only a slap on the wrist. She knew that she can take them over seas on a whim because of her country of origin. Worse yet: what if she really felt trapped. What would she do?

I used to think marriage was a special thing that should be preserved but it isn't. It's a trap and I would recommend that young men not do it. It's just not worth the risk.
 
2012-11-13 05:58:40 AM

F22raptom: Atleast shes not smoking krokodile with her daughter :)


Yes, because in modern, first world western countries like the United States, Opiates aren't sold over the counter, and it's far cheaper to process pseudoephedrine into methamphetamine.

Krokodile is only used in the Eastern European/shiathole Asian countries because the opiate base it's made from is sold like pseudoephedrine is.
 
2012-11-13 06:08:04 AM

BronyMedic: F22raptom: Atleast shes not smoking krokodile with her daughter :)

Yes, because in modern, first world western countries like the United States, Opiates aren't sold over the counter, and it's far cheaper to process pseudoephedrine into methamphetamine.

Krokodile is only used in the Eastern European/shiathole Asian countries because the opiate base it's made from is sold like pseudoephedrine is.


.... ?

Oh you mean backwards hick redneck counties like rural USA. Its made from codeine fyi, over the counter aswell derp herp less regulations on that than psudes, brah. Doesnt bother me but the 13 year old will be walking the streets for rocks in, id say about a year. Thats the average
 
2012-11-13 06:10:19 AM

BronyMedic: Hey. Moron Mom. Do you know what I learned when I transitioned from being a teenager to being an adult?

PARENTS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FARKIN' FRIENDS WHEN YOU ARE GROWING UP.

They are supposed to say no.
They are supposed to set boundaries.
They are supposed to instill a healthy level of respect and fear into you.
They are SUPPOSED to make things unpleasant for you when you act like an entitled ass.

My mother raised me to question things and think for myself, but she was never a "friend" to me until after I left her house. There was a LOT that I wanted to do, and I'm very thankful that she never let me.


Came here to say this. It is funny how my friends growing up with the "cool" parents that allowed their kids to run the house are now drop outs with tons of unrealized potential, cannot hold a job and have marriage issues.
 
2012-11-13 06:12:36 AM
Besides, what is wrong with Meth. Meth and marijuana are not addictive, they both have no harmful affects and they should both be legal.
 
2012-11-13 06:14:21 AM

F22raptom: Have any of you actually tried meth? Its awesome, so is it really suprising that this happens? There are worse things


best sex ever. hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of that moment right before you cum.. and if u do cum; kudos cuz you are capable 10 seconds later. Like anything: moderation is key.
 
2012-11-13 06:35:36 AM

F22raptom: Its made from codeine fyi


denver.mylittlefacewhen.com

Codeine is an opiate. In fact, it's the prototype of the "weak" opiates. It's not available OTC in the US, and it's hard as hell to get if not mixed with another medicine.

F22raptom: over the counter aswell derp herp less regulations on that than psudes, brah


It's also made using the same process as a Red Devil Meth Cook. Only instead of cooking pseudoephedrine, you're cooking the codeine into Desomorphine, with a far more impure product - krokodile. It's not the desomorphine that causes the massive physical deformity you see in it's users, it's the impurities. You're basically snorting an industrial HAZMAT scene up your nose/into your veins.
 
2012-11-13 06:39:35 AM

bestie1: Let's suppose dad really could be around. So based on this he'd get custody. In 3 months Mom says she's free and clear of the devil drugs (hallelujah) and she gets an ex parte order to get the daughter back. Then dad spends 20K on a lawyer (you don't touch a lawyer in a contested divorce on a single motion for less) to contest the ex parte order. Then he maybe he wins again but mom gets another order making counter claims and it goes on and on for 5 years at minimum.

Most men don't hate their kids. They just give up.

If you were married to an abusive spouse then you already know she will do whatever she needs to do to maintain control. The courts always give the benefit of a doubt to the mother as maybe they should in most cases but there is no safety valve in the system.

I have a friend that fought for 2 years for the custody of his daughter against his drug addicted wife. After 2 years and more than $100K he didn't win he quit his job and I don't know what finally happened.

I haven't seen my own kids in 6 years and I have no visitation. I didn't do anything. That's what she wanted and she was willing to go to any extreme to make it happen. I stopped because I honestly felt that the kids were going to get hurt even worse.

12 months into a divorce having no contact with the kids for a large part of it does a lot to a person. She could disregard court orders with only a slap on the wrist. She knew that she can take them over seas on a whim because of her country of origin. Worse yet: what if she really felt trapped. What would she do?

I used to think marriage was a special thing that should be preserved but it isn't. It's a trap and I would recommend that young men not do it. It's just not worth the risk.


Suggestion noted.

/not really at risk of contracting marriage anyways
 
2012-11-13 06:40:19 AM
Addendum: No. I will not tell you how to cook either compound. There are plenty of places to get information to be a complete, utter dumb-fark and turn your house into a 10,000 - 50,000 dollar US HAZMAT Quarantine site.
 
2012-11-13 06:44:16 AM
My gawd that thing is Farkin' ugly!!
 
2012-11-13 06:44:49 AM
cdn06.realitynation.com
SOON...
 
2012-11-13 06:46:06 AM

phrawgh: [cdn06.realitynation.com image 520x421]
SOON...


Jesus christ, a child shouldn't have multiple chins. Whoever the fark that child is, her parents should be ashamed of themselves.
 
2012-11-13 06:46:34 AM

phrawgh: [cdn06.realitynation.com image 520x421]
SOON...


AH! AH! SOMEONE GET A FARKING MOD IN HERE. WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!! NSFW TAG, NSFW TAG!
 
2012-11-13 06:48:03 AM

great_tigers: Besides, what is wrong with Meth. Meth and marijuana are not addictive, they both have no harmful affects and they should both be legal.


Score one for the NORML crowd. Meth is addictive. Look it up.
 
2012-11-13 06:49:57 AM

phrawgh: [cdn06.realitynation.com image 520x421]
SOON...


Dude WTFark.
 
2012-11-13 06:52:08 AM

great_tigers: Besides, what is wrong with Meth. Meth and marijuana are not addictive, they both have no harmful affects and they should both be legal.


global3.memecdn.com

This is the one thing that DARE didn't lie to you about when they made McGruff the Crime Dog touch you in the no-no places. Meth is horribly addictive, and even when legitimately indicated to treat things like narcolepsy and ADHD/ADD unresponsive to behavioral modification, has a narrow therapeutic range.

/that last fact should utterly terrify any parent who is told by a PCP to put their kids on Desoxyn or ANY Amphetamine-derivative on the market.
//Family Docs/PCPs should not be prescribing psychopharmaceuticals imho anyway.
 
2012-11-13 06:53:03 AM

LavenderWolf: phrawgh: [cdn06.realitynation.com image 520x421]
SOON...

Jesus christ, a child shouldn't have multiple chins. Whoever the fark that child is, her parents should be ashamed of themselves.


It's Honey Boo Boo. And she's on track. Here's Mom:
static.ddmcdn.com
 
2012-11-13 06:55:48 AM

TheJoe03: Meth is like the white version of crack. Hip hop took on the crack epidemic, so how long until rock bands address the issue?


I hope not for a while yet. I still enjoy speed metal.
 
2012-11-13 06:56:38 AM

phrawgh: Here's Mom:


Someone needs to play a game of count the chromosomes. 60 years ago, she'd be in the Freak Show at Ringling Brothers.
 
2012-11-13 07:01:26 AM

phrawgh: LavenderWolf: phrawgh: [cdn06.realitynation.com image 520x421]
SOON...

Jesus christ, a child shouldn't have multiple chins. Whoever the fark that child is, her parents should be ashamed of themselves.

It's Honey Boo Boo. And she's on track. Here's Mom:
[static.ddmcdn.com image 284x212]


Dude again with the photo which is requiring eyebleach.

/you did it on purpose.
 
2012-11-13 07:05:27 AM

BronyMedic: F22raptom: Its made from codeine fyi

[denver.mylittlefacewhen.com image 294x315]

Codeine is an opiate. In fact, it's the prototype of the "weak" opiates. It's not available OTC in the US, and it's hard as hell to get if not mixed with another medicine.

F22raptom: over the counter aswell derp herp less regulations on that than psudes, brah

It's also made using the same process as a Red Devil Meth Cook. Only instead of cooking pseudoephedrine, you're cooking the codeine into Desomorphine, with a far more impure product - krokodile. It's not the desomorphine that causes the massive physical deformity you see in it's users, it's the impurities. You're basically snorting an industrial HAZMAT scene up your nose/into your veins.


It's known as a "behind the counter" drug (when combined with APAP). Schedule 5 and dispensed at the pharmacists discretion in some states, no prescription needed.
 
b3x
2012-11-13 07:07:21 AM

BronyMedic: phrawgh: Here's Mom:

Someone needs to play a game of count the chromosomes. 60 years ago, she'd be in the Freak Show at Ringling Brothers.


Isn't that what reality TV is, a freak show? She is right were she belongs, making money from her scary.
 
2012-11-13 07:09:38 AM

BigLuca: dispensed at the pharmacists discretion in some states, no prescription needed.


Really?

I didn't even know a pharmacist could dispense a drug they didn't have a medical order or prescription for?
 
2012-11-13 07:11:23 AM

BronyMedic: F22raptom: Its made from codeine fyi



Codeine is an opiate. In fact, it's the prototype of the "weak" opiates. It's not available OTC in the US, and it's hard as hell to get if not mixed with another medicine.

F22raptom: over the counter aswell derp herp less regulations on that than psudes, brah

It's also made using the same process as a Red Devil Meth Cook. Only instead of cooking pseudoephedrine, you're cooking the codeine into Desomorphine, with a far more impure product - krokodile. It's not the desomorphine that causes the massive physical deformity you see in it's users, it's the impurities. You're basically snorting an industrial HAZMAT scene up your nose/into your veins.


I did not see that coming.

/easy != safe
 
2012-11-13 07:20:46 AM

BigLuca: BronyMedic: F22raptom: Its made from codeine fyi

[denver.mylittlefacewhen.com image 294x315]

Codeine is an opiate. In fact, it's the prototype of the "weak" opiates. It's not available OTC in the US, and it's hard as hell to get if not mixed with another medicine.

F22raptom: over the counter aswell derp herp less regulations on that than psudes, brah

It's also made using the same process as a Red Devil Meth Cook. Only instead of cooking pseudoephedrine, you're cooking the codeine into Desomorphine, with a far more impure product - krokodile. It's not the desomorphine that causes the massive physical deformity you see in it's users, it's the impurities. You're basically snorting an industrial HAZMAT scene up your nose/into your veins.

It's known as a "behind the counter" drug (when combined with APAP). Schedule 5 and dispensed at the pharmacists discretion in some states, no prescription needed.


Try again DEA boy. It's only schedule 5 in a few cough medicine preparations like Robitussin. Either 2 or 3 the rest of the time. It is very hard to get in most states, even if it is technically legal without a prescription.
 
2012-11-13 07:28:17 AM

ChubbyTiger: BigLuca: BronyMedic: F22raptom:
It's known as a "behind the counter" drug (when combined with APAP). Schedule 5 and dispensed at the pharmacists discretion in some states, no prescription needed.

Try again DEA boy. It's only schedule 5 in a few cough medicine preparations like Robitussin. Either 2 or 3 the rest of the time. It is very hard to get in most states, even if it is technically legal without a prescription.


Ok, not sure why I typed "APAP" it is schedule 5 when it is combined with Guaifenesin, not tylenol. But the general point of my post still stands.

/DEA boy?
 
2012-11-13 07:32:37 AM

ChubbyTiger: BigLuca: BronyMedic: F22raptom: Its made from codeine fyi

[denver.mylittlefacewhen.com image 294x315]

Codeine is an opiate. In fact, it's the prototype of the "weak" opiates. It's not available OTC in the US, and it's hard as hell to get if not mixed with another medicine.

F22raptom: over the counter aswell derp herp less regulations on that than psudes, brah

It's also made using the same process as a Red Devil Meth Cook. Only instead of cooking pseudoephedrine, you're cooking the codeine into Desomorphine, with a far more impure product - krokodile. It's not the desomorphine that causes the massive physical deformity you see in it's users, it's the impurities. You're basically snorting an industrial HAZMAT scene up your nose/into your veins.

It's known as a "behind the counter" drug (when combined with APAP). Schedule 5 and dispensed at the pharmacists discretion in some states, no prescription needed.

Try again DEA boy. It's only schedule 5 in a few cough medicine preparations like Robitussin. Either 2 or 3 the rest of the time. It is very hard to get in most states, even if it is technically legal without a prescription.


blogs.houstonpress.com
 
2012-11-13 07:56:08 AM

BronyMedic: Hey. Moron Mom. Do you know what I learned when I transitioned from being a teenager to being an adult?

PARENTS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FARKIN' FRIENDS WHEN YOU ARE GROWING UP.


Do you know what many of us knew all along?

THERE ARE DIFFERENT SORTS OF FARKIN' FRIENDSHIP
 
2012-11-13 07:57:22 AM

BronyMedic: BigLuca: dispensed at the pharmacists discretion in some states, no prescription needed.

Really?

I didn't even know a pharmacist could dispense a drug they didn't have a medical order or prescription for?


Yeah, but just in a few situations. This one, morning after pill, some insulins/supplies. I think ipecac is always behind the counter, but i'm not sure if it is scheduled. Some poisons...
 
2012-11-13 08:03:42 AM

BronyMedic: great_tigers: Besides, what is wrong with Meth. Meth and marijuana are not addictive, they both have no harmful affects and they should both be legal.

[global3.memecdn.com image 442x351]

This is the one thing that DARE didn't lie to you about when they made McGruff the Crime Dog touch you in the no-no places. Meth is horribly addictive, and even when legitimately indicated to treat things like narcolepsy and ADHD/ADD unresponsive to behavioral modification, has a narrow therapeutic range.

/that last fact should utterly terrify any parent who is told by a PCP to put their kids on Desoxyn or ANY Amphetamine-derivative on the market.
//Family Docs/PCPs should not be prescribing psychopharmaceuticals imho anyway.


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