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(Deadspin)   "From all of us here at NBC 10 Providence would like to wish Happy First Birthdays to Ijaz Fahted and Dawn Keibals... Wait, What?   (deadspin.com) divider line 66
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2012-11-12 08:41:35 PM  
Yep. I love Rhode Island.
 
2012-11-12 08:44:36 PM  
And apparently my brother's girlfriend knows the guy who submitted the names. Small world.
 
2012-11-12 08:49:24 PM  
One of the best/worst I ever saw was "Happy birthday Connor, from your fishing buddies Lacy and Scott."
 
2012-11-12 09:10:48 PM  

naturalbornposer: Yep. I love Rhode Island.


Me too.
 
2012-11-13 02:18:54 AM  

Bradog: One of the best/worst I ever saw was "Happy birthday Connor, from your fishing buddies Lacy and Scott."


I don't get it.
 
2012-11-13 02:31:16 AM  
Gotta love RI...

BronyMedic: I don't get it.


Laci and Scott Peterson. Connor was the baby she was pregnant with when she was killed.
 
2012-11-13 02:34:27 AM  

SpaceyCat: Gotta love RI...

BronyMedic: I don't get it.

Laci and Scott Peterson. Connor was the baby she was pregnant with when she was killed.


OOOOOOOH.

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-11-13 02:47:36 AM  
I think the economic downturn has made people more creative. When somebody just stays at home and watches TV, they do stuff like this. I know I did when I was out of work.
 
2012-11-13 02:51:57 AM  
media.tumblr.com
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2012-11-13 03:29:13 AM  
These kind of jokes are always funny. Just ask Gene Masseth.
 
2012-11-13 03:29:58 AM  
In before Gene Masseth!
 
2012-11-13 03:30:14 AM  
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-11-13 03:31:57 AM  
NOOOOOOOOOOO! Not again! Durn you Gene Masseth! Durn you to Heck! And your little Redisplay/refresh comments bar too!
 
2012-11-13 03:33:41 AM  

Teflon Tiktiki: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Not again! Durn you Gene Masseth! Durn you to Heck! And your little Redisplay/refresh comments bar too!


gothamist.com
 
2012-11-13 03:37:02 AM  
Amateurs :)


http://www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airs peak/air_speak.htm
 
2012-11-13 03:40:17 AM  
Sorry above us nsfw language
 
2012-11-13 03:40:57 AM  

farkingismybusiness: These kind of jokes are always funny. Just ask Gene Masseth.


I don't get it.
 
2012-11-13 03:43:47 AM  
It's pronounced ee-JAZZ fah-TED.
 
2012-11-13 03:44:39 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: farkingismybusiness: These kind of jokes are always funny. Just ask Gene Masseth.

I don't get it.


vogeltalksrving.com
 
2012-11-13 03:45:29 AM  
img37.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-13 03:48:17 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: farkingismybusiness: These kind of jokes are always funny. Just ask Gene Masseth.

I don't get it.


I've never gotten it either. And it angers me.
 
2012-11-13 03:53:03 AM  

911Jenny: ecmoRandomNumbers: farkingismybusiness: These kind of jokes are always funny. Just ask Gene Masseth.

I don't get it.

I've never gotten it either. And it angers me.


thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2012-11-13 03:57:40 AM  
media.moronail.net

"Gene Masseth"... lol!
 
2012-11-13 04:18:14 AM  
What about Arheddis Faarkenjaab and Aywelbe Fayed?
 
2012-11-13 04:18:33 AM  

stringbad: Sorry above us nsfw language


I would be more worried about the 404, but thats just me.
 
2012-11-13 04:29:54 AM  
The best one ever. Channel 3 Ottumwa/Kirskville lives in infamy!

Link

www.heartlandconnection.com
 
2012-11-13 04:32:51 AM  
There actually is a man in Chicago with the last name "Wysoglad."
 
2012-11-13 04:46:51 AM  

Bradog: One of the best/worst I ever saw was "Happy birthday Connor, from your fishing buddies Lacy and Scott."


At least that was *almost* properly punctuated.

"From all of us here at NBC 10 Providence would like to ..." makes no fu(king sense whatsoever.

DIAF, Subby. Because I am into inappropriately extreme reactions today. Ha!
 
2012-11-13 04:50:03 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-11-13 05:14:17 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-13 05:21:30 AM  

alienated: stringbad: Sorry above us nsfw language

I would be more worried about the 404, but thats just me.


Just delete the %20.
 
2012-11-13 05:23:13 AM  
Sitting in the Memphis airport I hear a page over the PA system, "Lt. Harry Ballsonya please meet your party at baggage carousel two..." I start laughing and look around to see if anyone else is reacting. Nothing. Then they repeat it.

Always funny.
 
2012-11-13 05:24:04 AM  
Abu bin Fayz Iznsye.
 
2012-11-13 05:27:22 AM  

Mr. Ekshun: Just delete the %20.


wow. now i feel stoopid. but thanks
 
2012-11-13 05:30:50 AM  
Update: Reader Nick notes that "Dawn Keibals" is probably not a real name either!

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2012-11-13 05:53:00 AM  
Donkey balls. For farks sake that took me a while.
 
2012-11-13 05:58:45 AM  
Time to go. Where's Mahatma Khote?
 
2012-11-13 06:09:58 AM  
Harry Baals , FTW.

/ google it.
 
2012-11-13 06:17:13 AM  

naturalbornposer: Yep. I love Rhode Island.


I don't have much of a choice. I live within spitting distance of it, and NBC10 in Providence usually has the best weather reports for the area.

That said, how do we know these aren't real names? Like, mobster names from Dick Tracy?
 
2012-11-13 06:24:51 AM  
 
2012-11-13 06:37:14 AM  

DingleberryMoose: Obligatory link to video.


I didn't realize SNL was capable of the funny.
 
2012-11-13 06:38:56 AM  

derrrface: DingleberryMoose: Obligatory link to video.

I didn't realize SNL was capable of the funny.


...just a fluke.
 
2012-11-13 06:49:06 AM  
These name jokes are completely ridiculous, and have no place on Fark whatsoever. I'm really cross.

Yours,

Craig Untflaps.
 
2012-11-13 07:40:48 AM  
Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt. Telephone call for Mike Hunt!

911Jenny: ecmoRandomNumbers: farkingismybusiness: These kind of jokes are always funny. Just ask Gene Masseth.

I don't get it.

I've never gotten it either. And it angers me.


The joke is that you can't figure out what Gene Masseth sounds like so you spent the time typing up the question and have spent part of your life repeating it over and over trying to find some sexual innuendo in a completely benign and normal name.

So to everyone else, the joke is that you think there's a joke so everyone is laughing and pointing at you. That's the joke. Now drink your Ovaltine and go back to bed.
 
2012-11-13 07:56:33 AM  

Spanky McStupid: Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt. Telephone call for Mike Hunt!

911Jenny: ecmoRandomNumbers: farkingismybusiness: These kind of jokes are always funny. Just ask Gene Masseth.

I don't get it.

I've never gotten it either. And it angers me.

The joke is that you can't figure out what Gene Masseth sounds like so you spent the time typing up the question and have spent part of your life repeating it over and over trying to find some sexual innuendo in a completely benign and normal name.

So to everyone else, the joke is that you think there's a joke so everyone is laughing and pointing at you. That's the joke. Now drink your Ovaltine and go back to bed.


You really think that? seriously? Try repeating it few more times. GENE masSETH... get it?
 
2012-11-13 08:08:11 AM  

I sound fat: You really think that? seriously? Try repeating it few more times. GENE masSETH... get it?



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2012-11-13 08:11:20 AM  

Spanky McStupid: Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt. Telephone call for Mike Hunt!

911Jenny: ecmoRandomNumbers: farkingismybusiness: These kind of jokes are always funny. Just ask Gene Masseth.

I don't get it.

I've never gotten it either. And it angers me.

The joke is that you can't figure out what Gene Masseth sounds like so you spent the time typing up the question and have spent part of your life repeating it over and over trying to find some sexual innuendo in a completely benign and normal name.

So to everyone else, the joke is that you think there's a joke so everyone is laughing and pointing at you. That's the joke. Now drink your Ovaltine and go back to bed.


The thing that gives the "joke" a real hook is the fact that the OTHER name in the newspaper article *is* one of those Bart-esque names, so the human brain is going to think, hey, there must be a secret meaning behind "Gene Masseth," too.

/that's the joke
 
2012-11-13 08:14:46 AM  

Matthew Keene: I sound fat: You really think that? seriously? Try repeating it few more times. GENE masSETH... get it?


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you know, when you have to explain it that much, it's just not that good a joke. Keep moving nothing to see, move along . . .
 
2012-11-13 08:48:33 AM  
Happy birthday to Peter File.
 
2012-11-13 08:50:44 AM  
Speaking of Weather, I'm surprised no one familiar with the station has yet mentioned the name of their Weatherman.

Mario Hilario.

No Joke.
 
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