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(WWE)   Will The King's return mean a return to Twittertout Cole? Will Linda McMahon announce her intention to run for Governor in 2014? Can Vickie find more evidence to tie Cena to AJ? It's your Monday Night Raw thread   (wwe.com ) divider line
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2012-11-12 08:01:06 PM  
And we start with Cena narrating a Veteran's Day salute.
 
2012-11-12 08:02:02 PM  
IT'S A REAL SHOW NERDS LOOK AT THESE PREVIOUSLY ON RECAPS
 
2012-11-12 08:02:16 PM  
Thank you, admins, for refusing to greenlight weekly wrestling threads.
 
2012-11-12 08:02:17 PM  
JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!
 
2012-11-12 08:02:58 PM  
Really? What is up with this narration of last week's Raw?
 
2012-11-12 08:03:34 PM  
Oh thank GAWD there are some other people who went to look for this.
 
2012-11-12 08:03:48 PM  
Blandy Boreton starts us off?
 
2012-11-12 08:03:59 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 08:05:07 PM  
Turn heel or fark off, Orton.

You are the most over rated wrestler in the history of the WWE
 
2012-11-12 08:05:07 PM  
Cena vs. Punk. Win on TV, lose on PPV, so Goddamn it, Cena's record is probably going up to 1-4-1 against Punk, lol.
 
2012-11-12 08:05:08 PM  
Is somebody gonna greenlight this? >_>
 
2012-11-12 08:05:42 PM  
ZIGGLES!
 
2012-11-12 08:05:49 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 08:06:24 PM  

Captain Steroid: Is somebody gonna greenlight this? >_>


How many people have upvoted it? If you haven't... DO IT!
 
2012-11-12 08:07:25 PM  

clintster: Captain Steroid: Is somebody gonna greenlight this? >_>

How many people have upvoted it? If you haven't... DO IT!


Hell no

DOWNVOTE BRIGADE I ASKETH YOU FOR THY HELP
 
2012-11-12 08:07:53 PM  
LET'S GO ZIGGLER/LET'S GO ORTON dueling chant, along the demographic groups you'd think.
 
2012-11-12 08:08:06 PM  

cman: clintster: Captain Steroid: Is somebody gonna greenlight this? >_>

How many people have upvoted it? If you haven't... DO IT!

Hell no

DOWNVOTE BRIGADE I ASKETH YOU FOR THY HELP


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 08:08:13 PM  
BAH GAWD KING, WHERE ARE YOU?
 
2012-11-12 08:09:57 PM  
Ziggler jobs to every Diva's finishing move!
 
2012-11-12 08:10:07 PM  
Orton wins!
 
2012-11-12 08:10:32 PM  
Only took 3 guys for Boreton to go down.
 
2012-11-12 08:11:00 PM  
Come on, tag match... plaYA!
 
2012-11-12 08:11:10 PM  
YO PLAYA I HEARD YOU LIKED TAG TEAM MATCHES SO I'M GIVING YOU A TAG TEAM MATCH DEUCES
 
2012-11-12 08:11:45 PM  
$5 says Ziggler jobs again.
 
2012-11-12 08:11:50 PM  

Orton and Kofi Kingston vs Ziggler and...

img854.imageshack.us

¡Viven de largo Alberto Del Rio, una vez y futuro campeón de WWE! ¡La muerte rápida de mayo acontece a los herejes! ¡Todos granizan Alberto Del Rio, Rey de los Mexicanos!

 
2012-11-12 08:13:12 PM  
Alberto Del Noheat with Adolf Ziggler v Guy on too much coffee and Orton. This match is gonna suck hard.
 
2012-11-12 08:18:01 PM  
HOT TAG!
 
2012-11-12 08:19:22 PM  
¡VICTORIA! ¡Una ducha de oro de la victoria llueve abajo sobre Alberto Del Rio, campeón futuro de WWE!
 
2012-11-12 08:19:26 PM  
That was a pretty impressive kick by Of the River
 
2012-11-12 08:23:09 PM  
Any guesses on what Vickie's evidence is tonight?
 
2012-11-12 08:25:12 PM  
Holy carp! They're gonna go the Petraeus route.
 
2012-11-12 08:27:07 PM  
Now do you all see why I submitted so early?
 
2012-11-12 08:28:17 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Now do you all see why I submitted so early?


Pretty much.
 
2012-11-12 08:30:41 PM  
Confess, woman. CONFESS! CONFESS!

rationalwiki.org
 
2012-11-12 08:30:55 PM  
Trolling AJ is awesome. ^_^
 
2012-11-12 08:31:56 PM  
...and ya got a lot of it
 
2012-11-12 08:31:57 PM  
Ah, that's better.

Only thing that's saving this segment for me is Ziggles' presence.
 
2012-11-12 08:32:05 PM  
VICKIE'S FAT BE A STAR NERDS
 
2012-11-12 08:32:28 PM  
Greened! About gotdamned time!
 
2012-11-12 08:33:09 PM  
No voice mail is that clear

CONSPIRACY!!!!
 
2012-11-12 08:33:17 PM  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Come on, WTF?
 
2012-11-12 08:33:33 PM  
Ooooooooooooooooooooh
 
2012-11-12 08:33:38 PM  
I liked this schtick better when Kaz and Daniels were doing it on TNA.
 
2012-11-12 08:33:54 PM  
cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2012-11-12 08:34:05 PM  
Hello...Cena...youre quite...good....at....turning....me...on!
 
2012-11-12 08:34:12 PM  

Moodybastard: No voice mail is that clear

CONSPIRACY!!!!


media.giantbomb.com
 
2012-11-12 08:34:22 PM  
Danielson comes out and says those are voicemails AJ left him months ago...?

/that'd be funny
 
2012-11-12 08:34:31 PM  

irishman4: [cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x201]


Copy and paste fail...

www.memegeneokerlund.com
 
2012-11-12 08:34:50 PM  
BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING
 
2012-11-12 08:35:14 PM  
We. Will be. ToGETher. Isabella.
 
2012-11-12 08:35:22 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 08:35:36 PM  
This segment needs assisted suicide. Let it end!!
 
2012-11-12 08:35:58 PM  
Rise above infidelity, John.
 
2012-11-12 08:36:07 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 08:36:07 PM  

robsul82: Danielson comes out and says those are voicemails AJ left him months ago...?

/that'd be funny


Not DB....Vince....
 
2012-11-12 08:36:16 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com

Former President Jack Stanton dealt with this edited voicemail stuff years ago and it is TRASH.
 
2012-11-12 08:36:27 PM  

OH GOOD. FINALLY. LET'S SEE VINCE TAKE POST-ELECTION SHIATS WITH FULL WOOD, SURROUNDED BY BIKER LESBOS AS HE MAKES FUN OF ZACK RYDER'S PECKER. BECAUSE THE TWITTER FEED I JUST REFERENCED IS 1000X BETTER THAN THIS GOOCH CRUD OF A SHOW. FARK YOU

.
 
2012-11-12 08:36:37 PM  
I really wish the Cena/Vickie lovestory angle that they teased a couple years ago would have happened.
 
2012-11-12 08:36:41 PM  
This is real bad.

Art Of Wrestlimg on the other hand is amazing. Nigel McGuiness is depressing. Regal is awesome. Ziggler is interesting. Truth Martini is hilarious and Albanian.

Colt is great.
 
2012-11-12 08:36:46 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: This segment needs assisted suicide. Let it end!!

 
2012-11-12 08:36:55 PM  
And Cena and AJ suddenly make out, camera pulls back to reveal crippled Zack Ryder. No, wait...
 
2012-11-12 08:37:26 PM  
FINALLY.
 
2012-11-12 08:37:38 PM  
CM Punk v Cena main event match? MY GOD WHY HAS NO ONE EVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE?
 
2012-11-12 08:37:51 PM  
English feed immediately cuts off WE LOVE THE TROOPS NERDS video package #2 to go to commercial. Excellent.
 
2012-11-12 08:38:53 PM  
I'm excited for the main event. Punk and Cena always have good matches together.
 
2012-11-12 08:38:57 PM  
www.memegeneokerlund.com
 
2012-11-12 08:39:04 PM  
The streak returns
 
2012-11-12 08:39:06 PM  
Buh Gawd! MagSeven has escaped the Impact Zone!
 
2012-11-12 08:39:11 PM  
Little late on the freaking thread
 
2012-11-12 08:40:14 PM  
So Cena will win the belt at the PPV only to have Ziggles cash in the MiB to win belt, only to lose it on RAW the following night to Cena.
 
2012-11-12 08:40:26 PM  

irishman4: [www.memegeneokerlund.com image 344x1200]


Lawler beat Gagne?
 
2012-11-12 08:40:34 PM  

verbaltoxin: OH GOOD. FINALLY. LET'S SEE VINCE TAKE POST-ELECTION SHIATS WITH FULL WOOD, SURROUNDED BY BIKER LESBOS AS HE MAKES FUN OF ZACK RYDER'S PECKER. BECAUSE THE TWITTER FEED I JUST REFERENCED IS 1000X BETTER THAN THIS GOOCH CRUD OF A SHOW. FARK YOU.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 08:41:28 PM  

AceThunder: So Cena will win the belt at the PPV only to have Ziggles cash in the MiB to win belt, only to lose it on RAW the following night to Cena.


I'm OK with everything before that comma.

But I thought Ziggles could only go after Big Show's belt.
 
2012-11-12 08:41:33 PM  

Captain Steroid: verbaltoxin: OH GOOD. FINALLY. LET'S SEE VINCE TAKE POST-ELECTION SHIATS WITH FULL WOOD, SURROUNDED BY BIKER LESBOS AS HE MAKES FUN OF ZACK RYDER'S PECKER. BECAUSE THE TWITTER FEED I JUST REFERENCED IS 1000X BETTER THAN THIS GOOCH CRUD OF A SHOW. FARK YOU.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 400x500]


verbaltoxin has gone full Politics tab tonight. It's mildly entertainingish
 
2012-11-12 08:41:36 PM  
AJ is gonna be diagnosed with schizophrenia
 
2012-11-12 08:41:36 PM  
Your faces of the military at the beginning of the post-veterans day show.

The dishonorable discharge and The Marine
 
2012-11-12 08:41:39 PM  

silgryphon: Little late on the freaking thread


I really didn't go full thread-jack on those football farkers
 
2012-11-12 08:41:43 PM  
Woah, Raw thread appears and my USA network gets fixed.
 
2012-11-12 08:41:55 PM  
the voice mails get proven to be faked and a good swerve would be it was Dolph in the hotel room shots all along.

on another note, since this is after the election, did Linda get trounced?
 
2012-11-12 08:42:03 PM  
So I was strolling along fark and OMFG a wrasslin thread appears!!!
 
2012-11-12 08:42:12 PM  
Crazy in love AJ is BACK!
 
2012-11-12 08:42:13 PM  
Never would happen unless you went to Wendy's a few times a week, AJ.
 
2012-11-12 08:42:14 PM  
"Like I'd EVER fark someone as skinny as you!"
 
2012-11-12 08:42:19 PM  
THIS IS VINCE'S CIA DIRECTOR ANGLE, he was just ahead of the curve.
 
2012-11-12 08:42:24 PM  
Just get it on already...launch WWE's adult entertainment division....
 
2012-11-12 08:42:52 PM  
That is one shaky camera
 
2012-11-12 08:43:04 PM  
She was totally farking him with her mind.
 
2012-11-12 08:43:07 PM  
This angle is losing credibility by the minute. There's no way Cena would go for a chick that small
 
2012-11-12 08:43:09 PM  
I imagine playing AC3 on a hand held would be fairly difficult.
 
2012-11-12 08:43:23 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 08:43:28 PM  
REGAL!

Oh crap he's gonna JOB
 
2012-11-12 08:43:33 PM  
Regal? Will Fit Finley wrestle next?
 
2012-11-12 08:43:35 PM  
WILLIAM REGAL IS ON MY TV. WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING?????????????

I hope this match ends with Regal's deformed twins running in and biting Big Show
 
2012-11-12 08:43:39 PM  
Holy shiat, it's REGAL!

Oh, and Big Show.
 
2012-11-12 08:43:39 PM  
Aw shiat, Regal gets to job to Shooooooooow.
 
2012-11-12 08:43:48 PM  

Moodybastard: Just get it on already...launch WWE's adult entertainment division....


Ugh, does that have to premier with Cena?
 
2012-11-12 08:43:48 PM  
REGAL!
 
2012-11-12 08:44:10 PM  

silgryphon: REGAL!

Oh crap he's gonna JOB


It doesn't matter, WR has been on tv for 2 straight weeks
 
2012-11-12 08:44:13 PM  
WILLIAM REGAL MATCH ON RAW?

Hell yeah. Love it.
 
2012-11-12 08:44:21 PM  

Moodybastard: Just get it on already...launch WWE's adult entertainment division....


Chyna already started it.
 
2012-11-12 08:44:25 PM  

TheManofPA: I hope this match ends with Regal's deformed twins running in and biting Big Show


Were this Attitude Era, that'd be a given.
 
2012-11-12 08:44:26 PM  
Regal, gonna get stomped again...good to see him out there though I guess. Are they bringing him back or just for these bits?
 
2012-11-12 08:44:29 PM  
good god, get Regal out of the ring...He needs to be a manager/operative. He's great with the stick and a helluva personality....but stop feeding him as a jobber...YOU HAVE JOBBERS...
 
2012-11-12 08:44:33 PM  
www.memegeneokerlund.com
 
2012-11-12 08:44:42 PM  
Remember when Regal was KOTR?
 
2012-11-12 08:44:55 PM  

clintster: Aw shiat, Regal gets to job to Shooooooooow.


Nah, cheap Regal win via Limes run in
 
2012-11-12 08:45:22 PM  

silgryphon: Remember when Regal was KOTR?


Now he's not even in WWE 13 :(
 
2012-11-12 08:45:27 PM  

ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: Just get it on already...launch WWE's adult entertainment division....

Ugh, does that have to premier with Cena?


narwhaler.com
 
2012-11-12 08:45:39 PM  

silgryphon: REGAL!

Oh crap he's gonna JOB


Yeah, but he'll carry Show to his best match this year to do it! :-)
 
2012-11-12 08:45:53 PM  

tbaughm: silgryphon: Remember when Regal was KOTR?

Now he's not even in WWE 13 :(


You can always create him
 
2012-11-12 08:46:09 PM  
Oh shiat it Regal. I can't think of a more underrated wrestler.
 
2012-11-12 08:46:17 PM  
Holy shiat, look at Regal's chest!
 
2012-11-12 08:46:17 PM  
cdn.wl.uproxx.com
 
2012-11-12 08:46:21 PM  
nice bruise....damn
 
2012-11-12 08:46:25 PM  
Jesus, look at Regal's chest! o.o
 
2012-11-12 08:46:30 PM  
Good god look at his chest. OUCH
 
2012-11-12 08:46:36 PM  
show got fingernails? wut up with regals chest?
 
2012-11-12 08:46:43 PM  
Holy shiat! Look at Regal's chest!
 
2012-11-12 08:46:59 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: Just get it on already...launch WWE's adult entertainment division....

Ugh, does that have to premier with Cena?

[narwhaler.com image 483x377]


And here I thought you were holding out for Pretty Ref?
 
2012-11-12 08:47:04 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 08:47:08 PM  
An Irishman defending an Englishman. What a disgrace.
 
2012-11-12 08:47:15 PM  

silgryphon: tbaughm: silgryphon: Remember when Regal was KOTR?

Now he's not even in WWE 13 :(

You can always create him


Meh...don't care that much. I've just replaced him in my CAW's tag team with Heath Slater.
 
2012-11-12 08:47:18 PM  
is it pronounced veeta or vIta?

damn that looks like it might of hurt a bit.
 
2012-11-12 08:47:23 PM  
how blatant was big show looking up the ramp for sheamus? fark.
 
2012-11-12 08:47:30 PM  
t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-12 08:47:30 PM  
seamus run in even after the match is over. Wizard?
 
2012-11-12 08:47:33 PM  

ShiningWizard: KellyKellyKelly: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: Just get it on already...launch WWE's adult entertainment division....

Ugh, does that have to premier with Cena?

[narwhaler.com image 483x377]

And here I thought you were holding out for Pretty Ref?


Thats DVD 2

Pretty Ref Lays Down the Lawler....
 
2012-11-12 08:47:43 PM  

ShiningWizard: KellyKellyKelly: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: Just get it on already...launch WWE's adult entertainment division....

Ugh, does that have to premier with Cena?

[narwhaler.com image 483x377]

And here I thought you were holding out for Pretty Ref?


I'm a gal of varied tastes.
 
2012-11-12 08:48:15 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-12 08:48:25 PM  
Holy fark - that chest bruise is sick!
 
2012-11-12 08:49:03 PM  

irishman4: how blatant was big show looking up the ramp for sheamus? fark.


He could easily spot Sheamus' white ass glowing behind the curtain.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-12 08:49:30 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: ShiningWizard: KellyKellyKelly: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: Just get it on already...launch WWE's adult entertainment division....

Ugh, does that have to premier with Cena?

[narwhaler.com image 483x377]

And here I thought you were holding out for Pretty Ref?

I'm a gal of varied tastes.


I can live with that, lulz. I'm a gal of questionable tastes... darnnit!

/sad wizard
 
2012-11-12 08:49:33 PM  

ShiningWizard: KellyKellyKelly: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: Just get it on already...launch WWE's adult entertainment division....

Ugh, does that have to premier with Cena?

[narwhaler.com image 483x377]

And here I thought you were holding out for Pretty Ref?


Just imagining the fan TOUT's that a WWE Adult Entertainment Division would bring on...

I hate my imagination...

Hate. HATE.
 
2012-11-12 08:49:35 PM  

MagSeven: irishman4: how blatant was big show looking up the ramp for sheamus? fark.

He could easily spot Sheamus' white ass glowing behind the curtain.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x251]


Close, but too tan
 
2012-11-12 08:49:49 PM  

MagSeven: [t2.gstatic.com image 256x192]


He talks about that gimmick with Colt, it is sad. He said he doesn't remember a minute of it.
 
2012-11-12 08:50:23 PM  
Hello Mr. Regal, what don't you like about yourself? We can help with that chest deformity.

swotti.starmedia.com
 
2012-11-12 08:51:06 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-11-12 08:51:23 PM  
Wooooo DIvas match!!! ... oh wait, It's Kaytlin. Drat
 
2012-11-12 08:51:31 PM  
Jobber entrances for both Divas, and hopefully this'll be quick.
 
2012-11-12 08:51:32 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 08:51:45 PM  
Woohooo DIVA match. Jobber entrances for everyone
 
2012-11-12 08:51:47 PM  
sign that says WOOD football?

I dont know what that means
 
2012-11-12 08:51:51 PM  
And out for some raid killing!
 
2012-11-12 08:51:57 PM  

ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: Just get it on already...launch WWE's adult entertainment division....

Ugh, does that have to premier with Cena?


Wait, Kaitlyn is still getting her accidental push?
 
2012-11-12 08:52:07 PM  
Regal's chest looked besmirched at the end of that match.
 
2012-11-12 08:52:07 PM  
Guess the costume department got a surplus of shiny turquoise fabric this week.
 
2012-11-12 08:52:37 PM  
Wait.....Kaitlyn won and it WAS NOT BY MISTAKE?
 
2012-11-12 08:52:45 PM  
Now KISS!
 
2012-11-12 08:52:47 PM  
That was quick
 
2012-11-12 08:52:47 PM  

silgryphon: Woohooo DIVA match. Jobber entrances for everyone


and a 15 second match to boot
 
2012-11-12 08:52:53 PM  

robsul82: Jobber entrances for both Divas, and hopefully this'll be quick.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 08:53:13 PM  
Damn, I didn't know Tugboat was at ringside in that yellow shirt.
 
2012-11-12 08:53:18 PM  
I swear this year that Kaitlyn's win for number 1 contender was botched. Just like I think Daniel Bryan was not supposed to win at the Royal Rumble
 
2012-11-12 08:53:26 PM  
Recapping his heart attack? WOW wwe
 
2012-11-12 08:53:52 PM  

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2012-11-12 08:53:56 PM  
BY GAWD KING ITS BEEN 2 MONTHS?
 
2012-11-12 08:54:01 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 08:54:04 PM  
www.memegeneokerlund.com
 
2012-11-12 08:54:08 PM  
Wait............WHY THE HELL WERE THEY FILMING WHEN EVERYONE WAS SURE HE WAS FARKING DEAD!
 
2012-11-12 08:54:16 PM  
OK Vince, I really don't need to see this.
 
2012-11-12 08:54:20 PM  
This is strange. Why were they the whole thing?
 
2012-11-12 08:54:25 PM  
TITUS O'NEIL IS INCREDIBLE! YOUR HEART CAN'T TAKE THE EXCITEMENT HE GENERATES!!
 
2012-11-12 08:54:44 PM  
Wait they actually filmed all that. WTF man. how classless
 
2012-11-12 08:54:48 PM  
"Here King, we want to replay the worse day of your life for ratings"
 
2012-11-12 08:54:52 PM  
They FILMED IT?!
 
2012-11-12 08:55:10 PM  

Gunny Highway: This is strange. Why were they the whole thing?


I got nothing, it's really creeping me the hell out
 
2012-11-12 08:55:21 PM  

TheManofPA: Wait............WHY THE HELL WERE THEY FILMING WHEN EVERYONE WAS SURE HE WAS FARKING DEAD!


For this very moment dumb dumb.
 
2012-11-12 08:55:22 PM  
Well whoever (and Im sure that it was a lot of us) saying they were going to exploit King's heart attack were on the money.
 
2012-11-12 08:55:28 PM  
Well that was disturbing. Why Vince, why?
 
2012-11-12 08:55:32 PM  

silgryphon: Wait they actually filmed all that. WTF man. how classless

 
2012-11-12 08:55:33 PM  

TheManofPA: Wait............WHY THE HELL WERE THEY FILMING WHEN EVERYONE WAS SURE HE WAS FARKING DEAD!


Because people were biatching about the lack of film footage when Owen died.

/cynical? mayhaps
 
2012-11-12 08:55:33 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Guess the costume department got a surplus of shiny turquoise fabric this week.


I snorted
 
2012-11-12 08:55:37 PM  

CK2005: They FILMED IT?!


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 08:55:38 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 08:55:41 PM  

silgryphon: Recapping his heart attack? WOW wwe


RECAPPING IT? YOU CAN RELIVE IT EVERYDAY! GO TO WWESHOP.COM RIGHT NOW TO REMEMBER JERRY'S BREACH WITH DEATH!



i.imgur.com

 
2012-11-12 08:56:09 PM  
LOL, if anything could make Lawler nearly going to the big middle school playground in the sky fake as shiat, that video package just did it.
 
2012-11-12 08:56:14 PM  

TheManofPA: Gunny Highway: This is strange. Why were they the whole thing?

I got nothing, it's really creeping me the hell out


I'm glad you filled in the appropriate verb.
 
2012-11-12 08:56:17 PM  

AceThunder: "Here King, we want to replay the worse day of your life for ratings"


The day he saw the photo of the Kat sucking off a developmental wrestler? I thought this was the PG era.
 
2012-11-12 08:56:19 PM  
For all we know it could have been a reconstruction. Pat Patterson was the one who closed the ambulance door. Chill the fark out, guys.
 
2012-11-12 08:56:19 PM  
I hope King doesn't have another heart attack after this break.
 
2012-11-12 08:56:37 PM  
I love the fact that Ziggler still sells like crazy in a farking video game.
 
2012-11-12 08:57:05 PM  
I don't have the words.
 
2012-11-12 08:57:18 PM  

TheManofPA: Gunny Highway: This is strange. Why were they the whole thing?

I got nothing, it's really creeping me the hell out


The only reason I can think of (aside from sheer exploitation by Vince) is insurance purposes. In case Jerry HAD died, they could have used that as some kind of evidence that they did all they could to save him.

/still shiatty to show it nationwide, though
 
2012-11-12 08:57:37 PM  

AceThunder: I hope King doesn't have another heart attack after this break.


I'm actually anticipating it.

/wow, my negativity is on overload tonight
 
2012-11-12 08:58:05 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: AceThunder: "Here King, we want to replay the worse day of your life for ratings"

The day he saw the photo of the Kat sucking off a developmental wrestler? I thought this was the PG era.


That developmental wrestler is now your COO
 
2012-11-12 08:58:16 PM  
Sports title? What was it doing there?
 
2012-11-12 08:58:20 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: AceThunder: "Here King, we want to replay the worse day of your life for ratings"

The day he saw the photo of the Kat sucking off a developmental wrestler? I thought this was the PG era.


THIS GETS FUNNY BUTTONED.

 
2012-11-12 08:58:21 PM  
calling it they do a work with him coming back
 
2012-11-12 08:58:40 PM  
cdn.wl.uproxx.com

VS

blogs.amctv.com 

OBVIOUS CHOICE!
 
2012-11-12 08:58:49 PM  
Wow, all we need now is for Cole to have a Heart Attack and we can see three strokes in the ring.
 
2012-11-12 08:58:53 PM  

clintster: TheManofPA: Gunny Highway: This is strange. Why were they the whole thing?

I got nothing, it's really creeping me the hell out

The only reason I can think of (aside from sheer exploitation by Vince) is insurance purposes. In case Jerry HAD died, they could have used that as some kind of evidence that they did all they could to save him.

/still shiatty to show it nationwide, though


I'm sure Lawler is in on all the use of footage. I think we can all tune down the outrage just a tick.

Meantime...
i1263.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 08:58:59 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 08:59:02 PM  
BAH GAWD KING! You're walking and talking and........
 
2012-11-12 08:59:33 PM  
You know, if he immediately blames CM Punk, I'll give WWE credit. Totally classless, but credit for it.
 
2012-11-12 08:59:34 PM  
I was hoping for the Grand Master Sexay swerve...don't tell me you weren't too.
 
2012-11-12 08:59:38 PM  
He looks pretty good
 
2012-11-12 08:59:44 PM  
I was really Hopi g he was going to retire. The announce table has been better without him.
 
2012-11-12 08:59:57 PM  

ShiningWizard: clintster: TheManofPA: Gunny Highway: This is strange. Why were they the whole thing?

I got nothing, it's really creeping me the hell out

The only reason I can think of (aside from sheer exploitation by Vince) is insurance purposes. In case Jerry HAD died, they could have used that as some kind of evidence that they did all they could to save him.

/still shiatty to show it nationwide, though

I'm sure Lawler is in on all the use of footage. I think we can all tune down the outrage just a tick.

Meantime...
[i1263.photobucket.com image 500x246]


You would not know this without me Shining Wizard
 
2012-11-12 09:00:24 PM  

tbaughm: I was hoping for the Grand Master Sexay swerve...don't tell me you weren't too.


I was praying for Punk, but Sexay would have been good TV as well!
 
2012-11-12 09:00:26 PM  
If this was the attitude era someone would've already hit him with a chair.
 
2012-11-12 09:00:37 PM  
CM Punk interrupts in 3... 2..
 
2012-11-12 09:00:47 PM  
THe only thing that I hate about Lawler is the fact of how much very young ass that man gets to tap on a regular basis

He really likes em young
 
2012-11-12 09:01:07 PM  

Rhames: TheManofPA: Wait............WHY THE HELL WERE THEY FILMING WHEN EVERYONE WAS SURE HE WAS FARKING DEAD!

For this very moment dumb dumb.


Anyone have a link to the original thread (when we thought he was dead, before the updates). Didn't we even say "You know what, we'll be fine with Vince exploiting the hell out of it if he lives; we'll make whatever jokes possible LET US JOKE AGAIN"
 
2012-11-12 09:01:11 PM  

cman: THe only thing that I hate about Lawler is the fact of how much very young ass that man gets to tap on a regular basis

He really likes em young


You jealous?
 
2012-11-12 09:01:20 PM  

Rhames: ShiningWizard: clintster: TheManofPA: Gunny Highway: This is strange. Why were they the whole thing?

I got nothing, it's really creeping me the hell out

The only reason I can think of (aside from sheer exploitation by Vince) is insurance purposes. In case Jerry HAD died, they could have used that as some kind of evidence that they did all they could to save him.

/still shiatty to show it nationwide, though

I'm sure Lawler is in on all the use of footage. I think we can all tune down the outrage just a tick.

Meantime...
[i1263.photobucket.com image 500x246]

You would not know this without me Shining Wizard


Hit my fark page. I have you credited for it, lulz
 
2012-11-12 09:01:35 PM  
 
2012-11-12 09:01:38 PM  
CM Punk interrupt to get heel heat?
 
2012-11-12 09:01:45 PM  
Nope. Never seen it, never will, King.
 
2012-11-12 09:01:45 PM  
Lawler's entrance starts, the Chiefs take the lead for the first time all season.

Coincidence? Probably.
 
2012-11-12 09:01:48 PM  

silgryphon: cman: THe only thing that I hate about Lawler is the fact of how much very young ass that man gets to tap on a regular basis

He really likes em young

You jealous?


Yes D:
 
2012-11-12 09:02:17 PM  
Start Static?
 
2012-11-12 09:02:25 PM  

ShiningWizard: Rhames: ShiningWizard: clintster: TheManofPA: Gunny Highway: This is strange. Why were they the whole thing?

I got nothing, it's really creeping me the hell out

The only reason I can think of (aside from sheer exploitation by Vince) is insurance purposes. In case Jerry HAD died, they could have used that as some kind of evidence that they did all they could to save him.

/still shiatty to show it nationwide, though

I'm sure Lawler is in on all the use of footage. I think we can all tune down the outrage just a tick.

Meantime...
[i1263.photobucket.com image 500x246]

You would not know this without me Shining Wizard

Hit my fark page. I have you credited for it, lulz


Do i need to be a total farker to do that?
 
2012-11-12 09:02:33 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: CM Punk interrupts in 3... 2..


[imokwiththis.gif]

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 09:02:37 PM  
*START STATIC*
 
2012-11-12 09:02:38 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: CM Punk interrupts in 3... 2..


WIZARD!
 
2012-11-12 09:02:43 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Start Static?


Wizard
 
2012-11-12 09:02:47 PM  

cman: THe only thing that I hate about Lawler is the fact of how much very young ass that man gets to tap on a regular basis

He really likes em young


Do you want to take another shot at that, or leave it as is?
 
2012-11-12 09:02:58 PM  

TheManofPA: You know, if he immediately blames CM Punk, I'll give WWE credit. Totally classless, but credit for it.


HOLY shiat VINCE I WAS JOKING!
 
2012-11-12 09:03:01 PM  

cman: silgryphon: cman: THe only thing that I hate about Lawler is the fact of how much very young ass that man gets to tap on a regular basis

He really likes em young

You jealous?

Yes D:


ps3media.ign.com
 
2012-11-12 09:03:04 PM  

MagSeven: tbaughm: I was hoping for the Grand Master Sexay swerve...don't tell me you weren't too.

I was praying for Punk, but Sexay would have been good TV as well!


*Adjusts Wizard hat
 
2012-11-12 09:03:05 PM  
Lots of wizards in this thread
 
2012-11-12 09:03:07 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 09:03:22 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: CM Punk interrupts in 3... 2..


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-12 09:03:32 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: CM Punk interrupt to get heel heat?


Wizard
 
2012-11-12 09:03:46 PM  
Can Punk do the heart punch?
 
2012-11-12 09:03:47 PM  

Rhames: ShiningWizard: Rhames: ShiningWizard: clintster: TheManofPA: Gunny Highway: This is strange. Why were they the whole thing?

I got nothing, it's really creeping me the hell out

The only reason I can think of (aside from sheer exploitation by Vince) is insurance purposes. In case Jerry HAD died, they could have used that as some kind of evidence that they did all they could to save him.

/still shiatty to show it nationwide, though

I'm sure Lawler is in on all the use of footage. I think we can all tune down the outrage just a tick.

Meantime...
[i1263.photobucket.com image 500x246]

You would not know this without me Shining Wizard

Hit my fark page. I have you credited for it, lulz

Do i need to be a total farker to do that?


Uh, no. Just click my nick. Sounds worse than I'd like, lulz
 
2012-11-12 09:04:04 PM  
Punk should give him the GTSF. Go to sleep...forever
 
2012-11-12 09:04:18 PM  
BOO THIS MAN?
 
2012-11-12 09:04:30 PM  

TheManofPA: TheManofPA: You know, if he immediately blames CM Punk, I'll give WWE credit. Totally classless, but credit for it.

HOLY shiat VINCE I WAS JOKING!


He should go sit on the announce table for lulz
 
2012-11-12 09:04:38 PM  
Heyman dutifully holding up the title is so great EVERY WEEK.
 
2012-11-12 09:04:41 PM  
ryback comes out to save Jerry?

/can't see McStroke doing anything to help out and Cole would probably curl up in the corner and babble like a baby.
 
2012-11-12 09:04:51 PM  
Wow. Beat ya to death - again
 
2012-11-12 09:04:51 PM  
I will beat you do death...Again

DAMN!
 
2012-11-12 09:04:59 PM  
well now punk is getting a you suck chant and boos, hes finally over as a heel.
 
2012-11-12 09:05:04 PM  
They're seriously doing this, aren't they?!
 
2012-11-12 09:05:06 PM  
"Boo me! PLEASE! BOO ME! FOR FARK'S SAKE WILL SOMEONE BOO ME?!!"
 
2012-11-12 09:05:08 PM  
Lawler Zombie
 
2012-11-12 09:05:09 PM  

silgryphon: Can Punk do the heart punch?


i.imgur.com

APPROVES.
 
2012-11-12 09:05:10 PM  

TheManofPA: TheManofPA: TheManofPA: You know, if he immediately blames CM Punk, I'll give WWE credit. Totally classless, but credit for it.

HOLY shiat VINCE I WAS JOKING!

He should go sit on the announce table for lulz


I can't believe they actually did it. We'd be joking about it back after it happened and we all knew they'd turn it into an angle
 
2012-11-12 09:05:13 PM  
I love Zombies!!
 
2012-11-12 09:05:15 PM  
CM Punk so far this year has gone from the best wrestler in the world to the most overrated.

Seriously, they have dropped the ball on him too much. His current "Best in the world" gimmick without the anti-WWE sentiments is just boring.
 
2012-11-12 09:05:17 PM  
"He's a real life zombie! Everybody knows I love zombies!"
 
2012-11-12 09:05:21 PM  

WOW

 
2012-11-12 09:05:40 PM  
"I like zombies!"

i1263.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 09:05:53 PM  
"Reigning and defending" = always love that phrase.
 
2012-11-12 09:06:10 PM  
Wow... ultimate heel Punk
 
2012-11-12 09:06:11 PM  
Figures they would turn this into an angle
 
2012-11-12 09:06:14 PM  

Captain Steroid: They're seriously doing this, aren't they?!


They did the "Eddy is burning in hell" angle. This is tame in comparison.
 
2012-11-12 09:06:31 PM  
would he get more heel heat if he mentioned the teenage girls?
 
2012-11-12 09:06:50 PM  
Ramble on...
 
2012-11-12 09:07:14 PM  
"A number that actually MEANS something.

358!"
 
2012-11-12 09:07:16 PM  

TheManofPA: TheManofPA: TheManofPA: You know, if he immediately blames CM Punk, I'll give WWE credit. Totally classless, but credit for it.

HOLY shiat VINCE I WAS JOKING!

He should go sit on the announce table for lulz


i1263.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 09:07:25 PM  
Punk has the heel heat he has been working for.

Love the guy but this promo is lacking.
 
2012-11-12 09:07:32 PM  
TIme for Kevin Nash to make an apperance
 
2012-11-12 09:07:32 PM  

jimmyjackfunk: would he get more heel heat if he mentioned the teenage girls?


I think the FWC will die from the mark-out.
 
2012-11-12 09:07:53 PM  
"You can dismiss Diesel if you want..."

Done and done.
 
2012-11-12 09:08:01 PM  

ShiningWizard: "I like zombies!"

[i1263.photobucket.com image 480x269]


Not sure if want?
 
2012-11-12 09:08:02 PM  
Oh Snap, CM Punk is going after FNB's comments that he is like Big Daddy Cool and FNB is not here to defend himself.
 
2012-11-12 09:08:05 PM  
Dismiss Diesel!!!!! We could dismiss him but he would tear his ACL
 
2012-11-12 09:08:07 PM  
Linda's done finally...making fun of a guy that almost died on the show? Attitude era 2?

/wow comparing yourself to Diesel? grats?
 
2012-11-12 09:08:13 PM  

robsul82: "A number that actually MEANS something.

358!"


In a row?
 
2012-11-12 09:08:27 PM  

clintster: "You can dismiss Diesel if you want..."

Done and done.


But where shall we go for quad jokes?
 
2012-11-12 09:08:33 PM  
"Try not to croak before the PPV, okay?"

MWAHAHAHA
 
2012-11-12 09:08:48 PM  
HAHAHA Try not to croak
 
2012-11-12 09:08:57 PM  
Is Paul faking a heart attack?
 
2012-11-12 09:09:05 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: well now punk is getting a you suck chant and boos, hes finally over as a heel.


This is the most heat that he's gotten during this entire heel run, but it's maddening that it took this to do it.
 
2012-11-12 09:09:06 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 09:09:08 PM  
Heyman's gonna fake a heart attack? LOL
 
2012-11-12 09:09:12 PM  
Is Paul pulling a LeBron James/Dwayne Wade?
 
2012-11-12 09:09:19 PM  
Oh christedge...
 
2012-11-12 09:09:26 PM  
Oh Jeebus. Really? Paul having a "heart attack"?
 
2012-11-12 09:09:26 PM  
Oh wow... Heyman faking the heart atack!?!

Just. Farking. WOW!!!
 
2012-11-12 09:09:27 PM  
BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING BORINGBORING BORING BORING BORING
 
2012-11-12 09:09:28 PM  
Holy shiat fake heart attack?
 
2012-11-12 09:09:32 PM  
Oh good lord, Heyman dying?

really?????
 
2012-11-12 09:09:42 PM  

Farktologist: Igor Jakovsky: well now punk is getting a you suck chant and boos, hes finally over as a heel.

This is the most heat that he's gotten during this entire heel run, but it's maddening that it took this to do it.


Jerry will even use his own near-death to get another guy over.
 
2012-11-12 09:09:44 PM  
Who's doing this? Papa Shango?
 
2012-11-12 09:09:47 PM  
This is rapidly descending into bad taste.
 
2012-11-12 09:09:54 PM  
X sign! Love it!
 
2012-11-12 09:09:56 PM  
This is pretty funny.
 
2012-11-12 09:10:09 PM  
PAUL'S DEAD

That's rihgt............DEAD SERIOUS about you buying Survivor Series on PPV
 
2012-11-12 09:10:11 PM  
CM PUNK is a life saver
 
2012-11-12 09:10:12 PM  
Now THIS is what I call getting heat. Good job WWE.

/Im sure King okayed it. Its the business.
 
2012-11-12 09:10:14 PM  
I just saved your life!
 
2012-11-12 09:10:15 PM  
Yeah Linda's days for office are OVER
 
2012-11-12 09:10:33 PM  
what the fark? seriously. I know Jerry probably gave the okay on this but it is still pretty bad taste.
 
2012-11-12 09:10:45 PM  
HAHAHAHA, this is old school Memphis heat, baby. Love it.
 
2012-11-12 09:11:02 PM  
CM Punk: healer of Jewish ventricles.
 
2012-11-12 09:11:20 PM  

you are a puppet: Who's doing this? Papa Shango?


MagSeven: robsul82: "A number that actually MEANS something.

358!"

In a row?


Both of these made me laugh
 
2012-11-12 09:11:22 PM  
Wait, shouldn't Mick Foley be going against Ziggler?

I can't figure it out, who is Ryback's mouthpiece?
 
2012-11-12 09:11:29 PM  
The Straight Edge Savior can even bring people back to life. Punk is all powerful!!
 
2012-11-12 09:11:37 PM  

phedex: Now THIS is what I call getting heat. Good job WWE.

/Im sure King okayed it. Its the business.


If he was OK with his dead mother being brought up the day after she passed, this is cake.
 
2012-11-12 09:11:45 PM  
"THIS MAN JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK, OKAY?"
 
2012-11-12 09:11:56 PM  
We still need....

1. A cheerleader's corpse being violated.

2. Eddie Guerrero's corpse being violated.

3. Trish Stratus barking like a dog.

4. Val Venis about to have his dick sliced off by Japanese stereotypes.

5. Mae Young with falsies.

6. Raw paying tribute to a murderer.

7. Saba Simba

To make this the ultimate, most tasteless crap that ever crapped.
 
2012-11-12 09:11:58 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: X sign! Love it!


It made the entire segment. Since I am certain King is fully behind all this I am kinda liking how they are letting Punk go all out with it, lulz
 
2012-11-12 09:12:01 PM  

jimmyjackfunk: what the fark? seriously. I know Jerry probably gave the okay on this but it is still pretty bad taste.


It's pro wrestling. You're here for good taste?
 
2012-11-12 09:12:12 PM  
Summer-Survivor?
 
2012-11-12 09:12:24 PM  
Punk was about to say Summerslam
 
2012-11-12 09:12:25 PM  

TheManofPA: PAUL'S DEAD

That's rihgt............DEAD SERIOUS about you buying Survivor Series on PPV


Hahahaha
 
2012-11-12 09:12:37 PM  

jimmyjackfunk: what the fark? seriously. I know Jerry probably gave the okay on this but it is still pretty bad taste.


It is wrestling, bad taste is part of the fun.
 
2012-11-12 09:12:40 PM  
WWE Universe gets to actually pick:

#HANDTEEN!
 
2012-11-12 09:12:57 PM  
Green flannel? Oh no, Mick. Just no.
 
2012-11-12 09:13:03 PM  
Oh good we get to pick a member

I choose Big Daddy V
 
2012-11-12 09:13:11 PM  

robsul82: HAHAHAHA, this is old school Memphis heat, baby. Love it.


Needs more Christmas Creature.

i18.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 09:13:15 PM  
is that a troll face on that posterboard made to look like Ryder?
 
2012-11-12 09:13:17 PM  
Well this thread sure showed up late. Was it the gate-crashing in the MNF thread that brought it on?

I'll be barely here; I'm Nanowrimo-ing!
 
2012-11-12 09:13:34 PM  
Mick's not done picking his member? Yuck
 
2012-11-12 09:13:38 PM  
this is pretty farking tasteless
 
2012-11-12 09:13:38 PM  
HE WAS DEAD BAH GAWD
 
2012-11-12 09:13:42 PM  
That wasn't a secret. A secret is the little girls too

Wait, the fark thread SAVES LIVES!
 
2012-11-12 09:13:44 PM  

Jonny Chimpo: Punk was about to say Summerslam


I heard that too. Is that where Vince screws him?
 
2012-11-12 09:13:45 PM  
Roseanne is pissed. Becky is gonna be grounded for a loooooong time
 
2012-11-12 09:13:55 PM  
Umm, not quite a secret, Punk already brought that up
 
2012-11-12 09:13:56 PM  
"Through miracles, hope, and medical attention..."

Perfect place for Punk to point out that only one of those three things are real and actually helped.
 
2012-11-12 09:14:00 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Well this thread sure showed up late. Was it the gate-crashing in the MNF thread that brought it on?

I'll be barely here; I'm Nanowrimo-ing!


You best be around for Pretty Ref.
 
2012-11-12 09:14:15 PM  
CM PUNK IS THE WORST HUMAN BEING EVER SO CHEER CENA
 
2012-11-12 09:14:23 PM  
ACTINGGGGGGGGG

Mick
 
2012-11-12 09:14:39 PM  
Man.....I wish Foley could wrestle. Foley-Punk would be a great feud buildup to an oldschool match
 
2012-11-12 09:14:41 PM  
Can we vote for the Gobbledygooker as the last member of Team Foley??
 
2012-11-12 09:14:48 PM  
Stripping? Saaaaaaaaaaaaay...
 
2012-11-12 09:15:12 PM  
CANE

BRIAN
 
2012-11-12 09:15:18 PM  

MagSeven: jimmyjackfunk: what the fark? seriously. I know Jerry probably gave the okay on this but it is still pretty bad taste.

It's pro wrestling. You're here for good taste?


Gunny Highway: jimmyjackfunk: what the fark? seriously. I know Jerry probably gave the okay on this but it is still pretty bad taste.

It is wrestling, bad taste is part of the fun.


so sorry what the hell was I thinking lol
 
2012-11-12 09:15:23 PM  

jimmyjackfunk: is that a troll face on that posterboard made to look like Ryder?


WWWYKI
 
2012-11-12 09:15:27 PM  

robsul82: "THIS MAN JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK, OKAY?"


www.pwhf.org
 
2012-11-12 09:15:44 PM  
Cheap pop
 
2012-11-12 09:16:08 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Can we vote for the Gobbledygooker as the last member of Team Foley??


I say Shockmaster.
 
2012-11-12 09:16:17 PM  
Foley needs a 5th man for Survivor Series?
www.thesteelcage.com
 
2012-11-12 09:16:19 PM  
You know, I want Foley to be a heel once and just randomly pick the opposite place. Like in Cleveland he goes "Right here....in Baltimore, MD"

Oh wait...that's where the real Browns are
 
2012-11-12 09:16:21 PM  

you are a puppet: Who's doing this? Papa Shango?


lol nice. I miss papa shango and his matches with undertaker....also miss the taker vs. kamala angle...
 
2012-11-12 09:16:22 PM  
Special guest enforcer? So WWE matches always have enforcers?
 
2012-11-12 09:16:40 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Well this thread sure showed up late. Was it the gate-crashing in the MNF thread that brought it on?

I'll be barely here; I'm Nanowrimo-ing!


We must have a Canadian mod tonight, lulz
 
2012-11-12 09:16:50 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Tenor Reaper: Well this thread sure showed up late. Was it the gate-crashing in the MNF thread that brought it on?

I'll be barely here; I'm Nanowrimo-ing!

You best be around for Pretty Ref.


I will ALWAYS be around for Pretty Ref. Right now, it's Kofi/Orton v. Ziggles/of the river
 
2012-11-12 09:16:55 PM  
Will it be...JOHN CENA, YOSHI TATSU, or JTG?!?

VOTE NOW, UNIVERSE!
 
2012-11-12 09:17:10 PM  
this ppv is a pretty big mess. Cena's back so fark the 5v5, what about the whole Foley vs Punk thing? Uhhh put him in the match somehow. I know "special enforcer" yeah great idea.
 
2012-11-12 09:17:17 PM  
8 man tag team match. Teddy has been busy tonight
 
2012-11-12 09:17:17 PM  

jimmyjackfunk: MagSeven: jimmyjackfunk: what the fark? seriously. I know Jerry probably gave the okay on this but it is still pretty bad taste.

It's pro wrestling. You're here for good taste?

Gunny Highway: jimmyjackfunk: what the fark? seriously. I know Jerry probably gave the okay on this but it is still pretty bad taste.

It is wrestling, bad taste is part of the fun.

so sorry what the hell was I thinking lol


We all make that mistake....and then we go "Oh yea.....Vince"
 
2012-11-12 09:17:29 PM  
Are Primo and Epico heel or face now?
 
2012-11-12 09:17:37 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: jimmyjackfunk: is that a troll face on that posterboard made to look like Ryder?

WWWYKI


the damn camera kept cutting away but i seen the face then the headband.
 
2012-11-12 09:17:56 PM  

robsul82: Will it be...JOHN CENA, YOSHI TATSU, or JTG?!?

VOTE NOW, UNIVERSE!


I'd love to see that website that is scary once make it so Yoshi wins the vote
 
2012-11-12 09:18:14 PM  

tbaughm: Are Primo and Epico heel or face now?


Yes.
 
2012-11-12 09:18:22 PM  

Jonny Chimpo: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Can we vote for the Gobbledygooker as the last member of Team Foley??

I say Shockmaster.


Honest guess... Stone Cold
 
2012-11-12 09:18:53 PM  
I think... I think I'm done, tonight. That segment just... I have no words.

I'll see you guys later. I think I need to go pray. o_o

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-12 09:18:55 PM  
Maddox still wearing his Beef Wellington gear... perfect.
 
2012-11-12 09:19:04 PM  
I googled Maddox and this was the first thing that came up.


http://maddox.xmission.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maddox_%28writer%29
 
2012-11-12 09:19:09 PM  

Jonny Chimpo: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Can we vote for the Gobbledygooker as the last member of Team Foley??

I say Shockmaster.


Ha. Great minds and such.
 
2012-11-12 09:19:14 PM  
My choice for the 5th member:

cdn.ifanboy.com

RIP Road Dogg's brother
 
2012-11-12 09:19:36 PM  

robsul82: Will it be...JOHN CENA, YOSHI TATSU, or JTG?!?

VOTE NOW, UNIVERSE!


And the winner is...Yoshi Tatsu. Hahahaha no seriously just announce Cena won and try to make the numbers not look obviously rigged. 90% 5% 5%? Yeah that looks legit.
 
2012-11-12 09:20:39 PM  
@CrankyVince
EAT. ME.
 
2012-11-12 09:20:43 PM  
I think I gave Mick Foley $5 on a highway off-ramp last week.
 
2012-11-12 09:20:49 PM  
WWE Creative Humor @WWECreative_ish
Shocked Vince will let the fans pick the final member of Team Foley. Thought he might be bitter about that whole democracy thing #RAWTonight
 
2012-11-12 09:21:06 PM  
Botchcara time
 
2012-11-12 09:21:26 PM  
www.wwe.com

Great ovation for Robocop as he makes his way to the ring as the 5th member of Team Foley
 
2012-11-12 09:21:49 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Well this thread sure showed up late. Was it the gate-crashing in the MNF thread that brought it on?

I'll be barely here; I'm Nanowrimo-ing!


I haven't worked on mine in about 10 days
 
2012-11-12 09:22:04 PM  
WHAR JR WHAR?!!
 
2012-11-12 09:22:05 PM  

Captain Steroid: I think... I think I'm done, tonight. That segment just... I have no words.

I'll see you guys later. I think I need to go pray. o_o

[i1182.photobucket.com image 150x113]


Before you leave, where is that GIF from? I've always meant to ask you that.
 
2012-11-12 09:22:08 PM  
I don't know who came up with Car Sterio, but my hat's off to you.
 
2012-11-12 09:22:43 PM  
Upside: JBL is back on Smackdown.

Downside: JR is gone.
 
2012-11-12 09:23:00 PM  
I'll predict Rowdy Roddy Piper for the fifth man on Team Foley.
 
2012-11-12 09:23:12 PM  
Titus barking means he gonna lose..AGAIN
 
2012-11-12 09:23:13 PM  
www.obsessedwithwrestling.com

Available for fifth membering, children's birthday parties.
 
2012-11-12 09:23:21 PM  

tbaughm: Are Primo and Epico heel or face now?


Ass.
 
2012-11-12 09:23:23 PM  

MagSeven: Captain Steroid: I think... I think I'm done, tonight. That segment just... I have no words.

I'll see you guys later. I think I need to go pray. o_o

[i1182.photobucket.com image 150x113]

Before you leave, where is that GIF from? I've always meant to ask you that.


GO TEAM VENTURE!!!
 
2012-11-12 09:23:48 PM  
Awww Ricardo sending love letters
 
2012-11-12 09:23:51 PM  
IT'S RICARDO!!!! SQUEE!
 
2012-11-12 09:23:53 PM  
Ricardo going to get all the pussy
 
2012-11-12 09:24:11 PM  

tbaughm: Tenor Reaper: Well this thread sure showed up late. Was it the gate-crashing in the MNF thread that brought it on?

I'll be barely here; I'm Nanowrimo-ing!

I haven't worked on mine in about 10 days


I'm barely hitting my par, but I'm about to break the story wide open, so it might get easier. The set-up for it has been brutal.
 
2012-11-12 09:24:19 PM  

ShiningWizard: MagSeven: Captain Steroid: I think... I think I'm done, tonight. That segment just... I have no words.

I'll see you guys later. I think I need to go pray. o_o

[i1182.photobucket.com image 150x113]

Before you leave, where is that GIF from? I've always meant to ask you that.

GO TEAM VENTURE!!!


Ah thanks! I've got a lot of catching up to do on that show.
 
2012-11-12 09:24:38 PM  
went to the bathroom during commercial come back and I am like "who is the wrestling banana?"
 
2012-11-12 09:24:56 PM  

TheManofPA: Ricardo going to get all the pussy


That's the way I want this to go. Rosa ingratiating herself with ADR just to get closer to Ricardo.
 
2012-11-12 09:25:14 PM  

TheManofPA: Ricardo going to get all the pussy


Ladies love a man in a tux

www.wwe.com
 
2012-11-12 09:25:27 PM  

clintster: [www.obsessedwithwrestling.com image 300x353]

Available for fifth membering, children's birthday parties.


Hey now, Glacier is cool. He was my 7th grade PE teacher (really). He also costarred in the Kurt Angle film Rivers of Darkness.
 
2012-11-12 09:25:35 PM  
Justin Gabriel will be the 5th member.
 
2012-11-12 09:25:45 PM  

Morrius: I'll predict Rowdy Roddy Piper for the fifth man on Team Foley.


After what Piper said about Linda's election I don't think he'll be asked back for a while.

Link
 
2012-11-12 09:26:23 PM  

verbaltoxin: We still need....

1. A cheerleader's corpse being violated.

2. Eddie Guerrero's corpse being violated.

3. Trish Stratus barking like a dog.

4. Val Venis about to have his dick sliced off by Japanese stereotypes.

5. Mae Young with falsies.

6. Raw paying tribute to a murderer.

7. Saba Simba

To make this the ultimate, most tasteless crap that ever crapped.


I'll try.

Saba simba is fondling himself in the corner, watching mae young make out with a life size cut out of benoit. Eddies music is playing on the titan tron with RIP on the tron. Val Venis is making out with trish stratus, who is dressed like katie vick and in a coffin, and two japs are standing over them holding swords. Mae then fakes a heart attack, and at that exact moment a prop blue blazer falls from the ceiling.
 
2012-11-12 09:26:43 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: TheManofPA: Ricardo going to get all the pussy

That's the way I want this to go. Rosa ingratiating herself with ADR just to get closer to Ricardo.


Awesome as that would be, WHEN she hooks up with ADR will she be cheating on Primo or Epico?
 
2012-11-12 09:26:44 PM  
WWE Creative Humor @WWECreative_ish
We didn't realize Rey Mysterio was Spanish for Mysterious Lemon. #RAWTonight
 
2012-11-12 09:27:37 PM  
@the_ironsheik
Mick Foley my good friend but if i want i can beat the living fark out of him and make him cry with my little finger
 
2012-11-12 09:27:57 PM  

ShiningWizard: KellyKellyKelly: TheManofPA: Ricardo going to get all the pussy

That's the way I want this to go. Rosa ingratiating herself with ADR just to get closer to Ricardo.

Awesome as that would be, WHEN she hooks up with ADR will she be cheating on Primo or Epico?


I'd like to think Primo is still pining for AJ.
 
2012-11-12 09:28:42 PM  
They should've gone with the Optimus Primo gimmick.
 
2012-11-12 09:29:08 PM  
Can someone please lawn dart Rey Rey
 
2012-11-12 09:29:28 PM  
I will not make a gigantic black man with a banana joke. I will not make a gigantic black man with a banana joke. I will not.......
 
2012-11-12 09:29:40 PM  

phedex: verbaltoxin: We still need....

1. A cheerleader's corpse being violated.

2. Eddie Guerrero's corpse being violated.

3. Trish Stratus barking like a dog.

4. Val Venis about to have his dick sliced off by Japanese stereotypes.

5. Mae Young with falsies.

6. Raw paying tribute to a murderer.

7. Saba Simba

To make this the ultimate, most tasteless crap that ever crapped.

I'll try.

Saba simba is fondling himself in the corner, watching mae young make out with a life size cut out of benoit. Eddies music is playing on the titan tron with RIP on the tron. Val Venis is making out with trish stratus, who is dressed like katie vick and in a coffin, and two japs are standing over them holding swords. Mae then fakes a heart attack, and at that exact moment a prop blue blazer falls from the ceiling.


I lol'd
 
2012-11-12 09:30:46 PM  

nathanjr: Morrius: I'll predict Rowdy Roddy Piper for the fifth man on Team Foley.

After what Piper said about Linda's election I don't think he'll be asked back for a while.

Link


Ouch. Yeah I don't see Piper coming onto the scene anytime soon, the McMahon's are a vindictive lot. The only thing I could see is he makes an appearance as part of a work where he gets the shiat beat out him for his comments, but I don't see Roddy being that desperate for the spotlight unless they have him locked into a contract where he has to make a set number of appearances.
 
2012-11-12 09:30:47 PM  

MagSeven: I will not make a gigantic black man with a banana joke. I will not make a gigantic black man with a banana joke. I will not.......


But I will.

Somewhere Tori Black is watching this and schlicking like crazy.
 
2012-11-12 09:30:56 PM  
Call yourself whatever you want, Darren. You'll always be Black Cena to me.
 
2012-11-12 09:31:02 PM  
HEY AJ MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE PICKED SOMEONE BETTER TO BANG
 
2012-11-12 09:31:07 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: ShiningWizard: KellyKellyKelly: TheManofPA: Ricardo going to get all the pussy

That's the way I want this to go. Rosa ingratiating herself with ADR just to get closer to Ricardo.

Awesome as that would be, WHEN she hooks up with ADR will she be cheating on Primo or Epico?

I'd like to think Primo is still pining for AJ.


Does this mean Cena is her Pro now? So confused
 
2012-11-12 09:31:24 PM  
Tyson Kidd is a face all of the sudden and also he tags with Gabriel
 
2012-11-12 09:32:16 PM  
Imagine Sin Cara vs. Xema Ion. There would be no survivors.
 
2012-11-12 09:32:40 PM  

falcon176: Tyson Kidd is a face all of the sudden and also he tags with Gabriel


Nice catch.
 
2012-11-12 09:32:41 PM  
Four Fitty!
 
2012-11-12 09:32:42 PM  
Waiting for Gabriel-Kidd-Botch-Rey to pull the quadruple plancha here
 
2012-11-12 09:32:52 PM  
Love seeing Kidd get some time.
 
2012-11-12 09:33:10 PM  
Ok...i';m sitting down...but that was a really good tag match. Even BotchCara
 
2012-11-12 09:33:25 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Call yourself whatever you want, Darren. You'll always be Black Cena to me.


I will actually buy you a wizard's hat and robe if it turns out to be Darren Young in a wig and "white face" in those videos.
/bet!
 
2012-11-12 09:33:31 PM  
Titus really needs to stop barking. They always lose when he does
 
2012-11-12 09:33:39 PM  

Gunny Highway: Love seeing Kidd get some time.


Anyday Kidd doesn't have to count the lights is a day Natalya is glad she doesn't have to worry if there's any Astroglide on hand.
 
2012-11-12 09:34:01 PM  
WWE Creative Humor @WWECreative_ish
Did @MichaelCole just call @Justin__Gabriel a thing of beauty? Not that there's anything wrong with that... #RAWTonight
 
2012-11-12 09:34:11 PM  
HEY THIS ISN'T PG

whoops back to writing, caps lock is fun
 
2012-11-12 09:34:25 PM  
This is still on tv
 
2012-11-12 09:34:52 PM  

Gunny Highway: Love seeing Kidd get some time.


Also enjoying Gabriel's mini-run lately
 
2012-11-12 09:35:16 PM  
We need Hacksaw out there
 
2012-11-12 09:35:24 PM  
JUST KISS

DADT was repelled
 
2012-11-12 09:35:48 PM  
It appears Maddox has lost his chest protector.
 
2012-11-12 09:35:59 PM  
No, come back here with Pretty Ref Ryback Feed!
 
2012-11-12 09:36:14 PM  
Heyman is just awesome
 
2012-11-12 09:36:28 PM  
A rare moment of logic in a WWE backstage segment. Turn the camera off, then go off-camera.

Paul will get the awful waffle from Steph next week because of that.
 
2012-11-12 09:37:04 PM  
WWE Creative Humor @WWECreative_ish
Does @EdgeRatedR know that Brad Maddox stole his jacket? #RAWTonight
 
2012-11-12 09:37:32 PM  
Signing in. Better late than never.

A couple of baby pics coming up!

What did I miss?
 
2012-11-12 09:37:52 PM  
Meanwhile the MNF game is total crap....I may head to bed early to avoid an oncoming cold
 
2012-11-12 09:38:14 PM  
so Heyman is talking to pretty ref. the stipulation is he has to beat Ryback to get the contract. so he could win by disqualification right?

run in by punk who knocks out pretty ref costing Ryback the match and giving pretty boy the contract?

/nobody has mentioned if the sheets have mentioned them giving him a contract.
 
2012-11-12 09:38:35 PM  
If Brett Favre had to hold a football, why not make Dale Jr. hold a steering wheel attached to nothing? I like to be constantly reminded of what athlete endorsers do for a living when I watch commercials.
 
2012-11-12 09:39:15 PM  

jimmyjackfunk: so Heyman is talking to pretty ref. the stipulation is he has to beat Ryback to get the contract. so he could win by disqualification right?

run in by punk who knocks out pretty ref costing Ryback the match and giving pretty boy the contract?

/nobody has mentioned if the sheets have mentioned them giving him a contract.


Or count out. Punk can come out and bait Ryback into chasing him away.
 
2012-11-12 09:39:59 PM  

LoR75: Signing in. Better late than never.

A couple of baby pics coming up!

What did I miss?


Lawler's back, JR's gone.

They're trusting us to pick Superstar #5 for Team Foley.

AJ is sexing Cena with her mind.

Heyman and Pretty Ref are in cahoots about something.
 
2012-11-12 09:40:16 PM  
FANDANGOO!
 
2012-11-12 09:40:19 PM  
Future Wrestlecrap entry right here.
 
2012-11-12 09:40:38 PM  
Hey my debut gimmick promo is on.
 
2012-11-12 09:40:40 PM  
Oooh, this reminds me, I wanna get tickets for Skyfall and Wreck It Ralph. Thanks, Vince!
 
2012-11-12 09:40:50 PM  
Who the fark is Fandango
 
2012-11-12 09:40:58 PM  
A wrestling dance instructor? This says 1995 all over it.
 
2012-11-12 09:41:03 PM  
Don Flamenco is a wrestler now?
 
2012-11-12 09:41:17 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: LoR75: Signing in. Better late than never.

A couple of baby pics coming up!

What did I miss?

Lawler's back, JR's gone.

They're trusting us to pick Superstar #5 for Team Foley.

AJ is sexing Cena with her mind.

Heyman and Pretty Ref are in cahoots about something.


So not too much then? AJ does the same to me, so nothing new there. Anything in the way of matches? Lulz
 
2012-11-12 09:41:29 PM  
The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard's Top 5 picks for Team Foley's 5th man...

1. Handteen
2. Uh... Mick Foley right?
3. Lita
4. Stone Cold
5. David Arquette
 
2012-11-12 09:41:29 PM  
ZIGGLES!!!
 
2012-11-12 09:41:32 PM  
Ziggles!  And scruffy Miz, which I'm also OK with.
 
2012-11-12 09:41:47 PM  

silgryphon: Who the fark is Fandango


Johnny Curtis
 
2012-11-12 09:42:07 PM  
Prince Iaukea is the 5th member.
 
2012-11-12 09:42:10 PM  
Miz as fifth membeer of Team Foley
 
2012-11-12 09:42:27 PM  
This is the worst love story

hey remember when McIntyre wanted Kelly Kelly?
 
2012-11-12 09:42:29 PM  
images.fandango.com

I used WWE.com
 
2012-11-12 09:42:29 PM  
"Amy Schumer says hello."
 
2012-11-12 09:42:31 PM  

LoR75: KellyKellyKelly: LoR75: Signing in. Better late than never.

A couple of baby pics coming up!

What did I miss?

Lawler's back, JR's gone.

They're trusting us to pick Superstar #5 for Team Foley.

AJ is sexing Cena with her mind.

Heyman and Pretty Ref are in cahoots about something.

So not too much then? AJ does the same to me, so nothing new there. Anything in the way of matches? Lulz


Kaitlyn beat Layla in 15 seconds. Really.

Show beat Regal.

4 good guys beat 4 bad guys in an 8 man.
 
2012-11-12 09:42:48 PM  
Miz is a heel, why would Mick put him on a face team
 
2012-11-12 09:43:07 PM  

Tenor Reaper: This is the worst love story

hey remember when McIntyre wanted Kelly Kelly?


I kinda liked that, till I remembered Kelly Kelly couldn't emote.
 
2012-11-12 09:43:09 PM  

robsul82: Amy Schumer


Ok, I did hear that
 
2012-11-12 09:43:18 PM  

robsul82: "Amy Schumer says hello."


I caught that....i lol'd. Well played Mick
 
2012-11-12 09:43:21 PM  
"Miz, you're on the ballot. I don't like your chances given your previous comments about rape pregnancies, but you're on the ballot."
 
2012-11-12 09:43:42 PM  
AMY SCHUMER SAYS HELLO!!!!

lulz
 
2012-11-12 09:43:42 PM  
Miz wins. Book it. Done.
 
2012-11-12 09:43:46 PM  
ZACK RYDER AND KANE TONIGHT

RYDER OR RIOT!
 
2012-11-12 09:43:56 PM  
IT'S AN HONEST VOTE BUT VOTE FACE MIZ

/vote Ryder
//WWWYKI
 
2012-11-12 09:43:56 PM  
Little Jimmy time
 
2012-11-12 09:43:58 PM  

ShiningWizard: The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard's Top 5 picks for Team Foley's 5th man...

1. Handteen
2. Uh... Mick Foley right?
3. Lita
4. Stone Cold
5. David Arquette


Blake chuckles at those options. 
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-12 09:44:05 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Miz as fifth membeer of Team Foley


They've been teasing a face turn for him for a while
 
2012-11-12 09:44:07 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Tenor Reaper: This is the worst love story

hey remember when McIntyre wanted Kelly Kelly?

I kinda liked that, till I remembered Kelly Kelly couldn't emote.


Anything that gave me the ability to marvel at Drew's pretty hair, I was going to take. Then I realized that meant Kelly^2 was going to speak. A lot. D:
 
2012-11-12 09:44:21 PM  
R-Truth will be in his 50s, wrestling in VFW's and still doing this gimmick.
 
2012-11-12 09:44:24 PM  
www.aceshowbiz.com
 
2012-11-12 09:44:39 PM  

eagles95: robsul82: "Amy Schumer says hello."

I caught that....i lol'd. Well played Mick


Then again, didn't he just compliment how great Ziggler is in bed?
 
2012-11-12 09:44:57 PM  

LoR75: ShiningWizard: The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard's Top 5 picks for Team Foley's 5th man...

1. Handteen
2. Uh... Mick Foley right?
3. Lita
4. Stone Cold
5. David Arquette

Blake chuckles at those options. 
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 240x320]


omghe'ssocute

doggoneit, babies why are you so cute
 
2012-11-12 09:45:01 PM  
Now Cesaro will say racial slurs in five languages.
 
2012-11-12 09:45:23 PM  
lol did Lawler just try to make fun of a grown man's fashion choices
 
2012-11-12 09:45:36 PM  

LoR75: ShiningWizard: The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard's Top 5 picks for Team Foley's 5th man...

1. Handteen
2. Uh... Mick Foley right?
3. Lita
4. Stone Cold
5. David Arquette

Blake chuckles at those options. 
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 240x320]


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
 
2012-11-12 09:45:43 PM  
I love you Regal but you should always wear pants
 
2012-11-12 09:46:37 PM  
Hey look another B-movie made by wwe
 
2012-11-12 09:46:42 PM  

you are a puppet: lol did Lawler just try to make fun of a grown man's fashion choices


Lawler has more Affliction than Darfur.
 
2012-11-12 09:46:43 PM  

LoR75: ShiningWizard: The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard's Top 5 picks for Team Foley's 5th man...

1. Handteen
2. Uh... Mick Foley right?
3. Lita
4. Stone Cold
5. David Arquette

Blake chuckles at those options. 
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 240x320]


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

So glad you didn't name him Lil Jimmy, lulz
 
2012-11-12 09:46:50 PM  
Cheap ways to get Cesaro over.

1. Speak different languages.
2. Insult America.

3. Insult local team.
4. Sing country's national anthem.
 
2012-11-12 09:48:05 PM  

Tenor Reaper: LoR75: ShiningWizard: The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard's Top 5 picks for Team Foley's 5th man...

1. Handteen
2. Uh... Mick Foley right?
3. Lita
4. Stone Cold
5. David Arquette

Blake chuckles at those options. 
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 240x320]

omghe'ssocute

doggoneit, babies why are you so cute


I don't know how they do it...babies are awesome, especially mine of course, but I'm biased.
 
2012-11-12 09:49:03 PM  

verbaltoxin: Cheap ways to get Cesaro over.

1. Speak different languages.
2. Insult America.
3. Insult local team.
4. Sing country's national anthem.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-11-12 09:49:48 PM  
Vote #WWEBenoit.
 
2012-11-12 09:50:03 PM  
Tensai's still around? Really?
 
2012-11-12 09:50:23 PM  
Wow, Albert is still on the roster??
 
2012-11-12 09:50:25 PM  
Tensai is still a thing?
 
2012-11-12 09:50:30 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Tensai's still around? Really?


A guy's gotta eat, of course he's had more than his fair share.
 
2012-11-12 09:50:36 PM  

LoR75: Tenor Reaper: LoR75: ShiningWizard: The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard's Top 5 picks for Team Foley's 5th man...

1. Handteen
2. Uh... Mick Foley right?
3. Lita
4. Stone Cold
5. David Arquette

Blake chuckles at those options. 
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 240x320]

omghe'ssocute

doggoneit, babies why are you so cute

I don't know how they do it...babies are awesome, especially mine of course, but I'm biased.


He must be the cutiest Canadian evar!!! lulz
 
2012-11-12 09:50:38 PM  

verbaltoxin: Vote #WWEBenoit.


#WWE$91million
 
2012-11-12 09:50:45 PM  
Did albert get a jobber entrance?
 
2012-11-12 09:50:47 PM  

LoR75: ShiningWizard: The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard's Top 5 picks for Team Foley's 5th man...

1. Handteen
2. Uh... Mick Foley right?
3. Lita
4. Stone Cold
5. David Arquette

Blake chuckles at those options. 
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 240x320]


What a sweet boy!
Welcome to fatherhood!!!
 
2012-11-12 09:51:30 PM  

verbaltoxin: KellyKellyKelly: Tensai's still around? Really?

A guy's gotta eat, of course he's had more than his fair share.


Speaking of which, what happened to his Japanese whipping boy?
 
2012-11-12 09:51:40 PM  
What do you speak, do you speak Memphis?
 
2012-11-12 09:51:51 PM  
Claudio "What do you speak, Memphis??"
 
2012-11-12 09:52:09 PM  

clintster: LoR75: ShiningWizard: The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard's Top 5 picks for Team Foley's 5th man...

1. Handteen
2. Uh... Mick Foley right?
3. Lita
4. Stone Cold
5. David Arquette

Blake chuckles at those options. 
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 240x320]

What a sweet boy!
Welcome to fatherhood!!!


Thanks buddy!
 
2012-11-12 09:52:14 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Tensai is still a thing?


The bigger question is why?
 
2012-11-12 09:52:22 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: verbaltoxin: KellyKellyKelly: Tensai's still around? Really?

A guy's gotta eat, of course he's had more than his fair share.

Speaking of which, what happened to his Japanese whipping boy?


Creative said they had a lack of things to provide him.
 
2012-11-12 09:52:25 PM  
Do you speak Memphis?? No I speak english


Tensai, jobber to the stars
 
2012-11-12 09:52:25 PM  

LoR75: Tenor Reaper: LoR75: ShiningWizard: The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard's Top 5 picks for Team Foley's 5th man...

1. Handteen
2. Uh... Mick Foley right?
3. Lita
4. Stone Cold
5. David Arquette

Blake chuckles at those options. 
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 240x320]

omghe'ssocute

doggoneit, babies why are you so cute

I don't know how they do it...babies are awesome, especially mine of course, but I'm biased.


Cuteness is a defense mechanism for babies so their parents don't strangle them after they've cried for an hour straight in the middle of the night. Once they figure out its power, though, they use it like a weapon.
 
2012-11-12 09:52:48 PM  
Knock Knock, who's there? Braden Walker!
 
2012-11-12 09:52:57 PM  
R-Truth is not channeling Braden Walker.
 
2012-11-12 09:53:02 PM  
Only botched 10% of esophagus, good job!
 
2012-11-12 09:53:02 PM  
I gotta give the crowd credit for a knock knock joke
 
2012-11-12 09:53:22 PM  
NO, Troof, that's the two-time... TWO-TIME US Champ!
 
2012-11-12 09:54:14 PM  
Ok, two more and that's it.

farm9.staticflickr.com

And one with me...

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-12 09:54:17 PM  
Meh, I could make a better PrettyRef CAW
 
2012-11-12 09:54:30 PM  
HAHAHA maddox gets his own camera man
 
2012-11-12 09:54:49 PM  
F*CK, Dusty Rhodes looks like a beaten up leather bag.
 
2012-11-12 09:54:55 PM  
Wonder if anyone had the balls to tell Gagne that his boy's promo sucked balls last week.
 
2012-11-12 09:55:00 PM  

clintster: NO, Troof, that's the two-time... TWO-TIME US Champ!


I was hoping he'd say it that way, too.
 
2012-11-12 09:55:13 PM  
Dusty Rhodes looks like a St. Bernard with crippling chronic depression.
 
2012-11-12 09:55:52 PM  
Remember when Dusty Rhodes turned heel and joined the NWO, for absolutely no reason?
 
2012-11-12 09:56:04 PM  

LoR75: Ok, two more and that's it.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 239x320]

And one with me...

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Cute kid! Congratulations!
 
2012-11-12 09:56:26 PM  
Ever seen Call of Duty in 3D... on weed?
 
2012-11-12 09:56:36 PM  
Have any of you played WWE 13? I kind of want a new wrestling game, but I'm not willing to spend $50-$60 for it.
 
2012-11-12 09:56:41 PM  

verbaltoxin: Remember when Dusty Rhodes turned heel and joined the NWO, for absolutely no reason?


"TRADITION BITES, DADDY!"
 
2012-11-12 09:57:03 PM  
FWC Japan is dead tonight, so I'll do this here.

Answer the question right, and you get a prize.

Q: There are two belts both the Undertaker and Sid Vicious have held. One is the WWF Championship. What is the other?
 
2012-11-12 09:57:23 PM  

MagSeven: Dusty Rhodes looks like a St. Bernard with crippling chronic depression.


And just think... Cody and Dustin could look like that in about 30 years.
 
2012-11-12 09:57:44 PM  

Farktologist: LoR75: Tenor Reaper: LoR75: ShiningWizard: The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard's Top 5 picks for Team Foley's 5th man...

1. Handteen
2. Uh... Mick Foley right?
3. Lita
4. Stone Cold
5. David Arquette

Blake chuckles at those options. 
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 240x320]

omghe'ssocute

doggoneit, babies why are you so cute

I don't know how they do it...babies are awesome, especially mine of course, but I'm biased.

Cuteness is a defense mechanism for babies so their parents don't strangle them after they've cried for an hour straight in the middle of the night. Once they figure out its power, though, they use it like a weapon.


Haha..he's been good so far, knock on wood.

I'm on night duty with him though (8pm to 4am), and he's had a few fussy nights.
 
2012-11-12 09:57:46 PM  

verbaltoxin: Remember when Dusty Rhodes everybody turned heel and joined the NWO, for absolutely no reason?

 
2012-11-12 09:57:46 PM  
Who is the ginger peppermint patty chick? I must find her
 
2012-11-12 09:58:03 PM  

verbaltoxin: FWC Japan is dead tonight, so I'll do this here.

Answer the question right, and you get a prize.

Q: There are two belts both the Undertaker and Sid Vicious have held. One is the WWF Championship. What is the other?


Tag Team champion
 
2012-11-12 09:58:34 PM  

Morrius: Have any of you played WWE 13? I kind of want a new wrestling game, but I'm not willing to spend $50-$60 for it.


I have it and like it a lot. Universe mode is more appealing to me than the Attitude Era play through, though that's because I create my own storylines.
 
2012-11-12 09:58:42 PM  
ALmost forgot...

I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!
 
2012-11-12 09:58:54 PM  

verbaltoxin: FWC Japan is dead tonight, so I'll do this here.

Answer the question right, and you get a prize.

Q: There are two belts both the Undertaker and Sid Vicious have held. One is the WWF Championship. What is the other?


Intercontintental?
 
2012-11-12 09:59:01 PM  

verbaltoxin: FWC Japan is dead tonight, so I'll do this here.

Answer the question right, and you get a prize.

Q: There are two belts both the Undertaker and Sid Vicious have held. One is the WWF Championship. What is the other?


The USWA title
 
2012-11-12 09:59:05 PM  
i want Maddox to die in the ring...is that bad
 
2012-11-12 09:59:30 PM  
Crap. Shoot. Shucks. Drat.
 
2012-11-12 09:59:39 PM  
#WWESantino come on guys lets do this
 
2012-11-12 09:59:49 PM  

tbaughm:
I have it and like it a lot. Universe mode is more appealing to me than the Attitude Era play through, though that's because I create my own storylines.


Could you elaborate?
 
2012-11-12 10:00:00 PM  

LoR75: Farktologist: LoR75: Tenor Reaper: LoR75: ShiningWizard: The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard's Top 5 picks for Team Foley's 5th man...

1. Handteen
2. Uh... Mick Foley right?
3. Lita
4. Stone Cold
5. David Arquette

Blake chuckles at those options. 
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 240x320]

omghe'ssocute

doggoneit, babies why are you so cute

I don't know how they do it...babies are awesome, especially mine of course, but I'm biased.

Cuteness is a defense mechanism for babies so their parents don't strangle them after they've cried for an hour straight in the middle of the night. Once they figure out its power, though, they use it like a weapon.

Haha..he's been good so far, knock on wood.

I'm on night duty with him though (8pm to 4am), and he's had a few fussy nights.


They get better over time - hang in there. It's worth it.

/Congrats to ya.
 
2012-11-12 10:00:14 PM  

ShiningWizard: ALmost forgot...

I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!


No you're not, but I am STILL THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.

clintster: verbaltoxin: FWC Japan is dead tonight, so I'll do this here.

Answer the question right, and you get a prize.

Q: There are two belts both the Undertaker and Sid Vicious have held. One is the WWF Championship. What is the other?

The USWA title


A FFLM is you!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-12 10:00:22 PM  
AJ...and Ziggler
 
2012-11-12 10:00:41 PM  

verbaltoxin: FWC Japan is dead tonight, so I'll do this here.

Answer the question right, and you get a prize.

Q: There are two belts both the Undertaker and Sid Vicious have held. One is the WWF Championship. What is the other?


USWA Title
 
2012-11-12 10:00:56 PM  

eagles95: i want Maddox to die in the ring...is that bad


Wonder how Paul and Punk will work this out for Pretty Ref? Doubt they just dump him now
 
2012-11-12 10:01:01 PM  
Something something Amy Schumer.
 
2012-11-12 10:01:18 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: verbaltoxin: FWC Japan is dead tonight, so I'll do this here.

Answer the question right, and you get a prize.

Q: There are two belts both the Undertaker and Sid Vicious have held. One is the WWF Championship. What is the other?

USWA Title


Too late, already answered. Play on Thursday.
 
2012-11-12 10:01:27 PM  
Ziggler needs to destroy Cena/Ryback and help Punk win at SS.
 
2012-11-12 10:01:35 PM  
So what've I missed?
 
2012-11-12 10:01:56 PM  

Farktologist: LoR75: Farktologist: LoR75: Tenor Reaper: LoR75: ShiningWizard: The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard's Top 5 picks for Team Foley's 5th man...

1. Handteen
2. Uh... Mick Foley right?
3. Lita
4. Stone Cold
5. David Arquette

Blake chuckles at those options. 
[farm9.staticflickr.com image 240x320]

omghe'ssocute

doggoneit, babies why are you so cute

I don't know how they do it...babies are awesome, especially mine of course, but I'm biased.

Cuteness is a defense mechanism for babies so their parents don't strangle them after they've cried for an hour straight in the middle of the night. Once they figure out its power, though, they use it like a weapon.

Haha..he's been good so far, knock on wood.

I'm on night duty with him though (8pm to 4am), and he's had a few fussy nights.

They get better over time - hang in there. It's worth it.

/Congrats to ya.


Thanks again! Yeah, first time parents, learning the ropes, but every second has been amazing
 
2012-11-12 10:02:14 PM  

eagles95: i want Maddox to die in the ring...is that bad


Yes. That is a bad thought and you should feel bad.
 
2012-11-12 10:02:16 PM  

verbaltoxin: ShiningWizard: ALmost forgot...

I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!

No you're not, but I am STILL THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.

clintster: verbaltoxin: FWC Japan is dead tonight, so I'll do this here.

Answer the question right, and you get a prize.

Q: There are two belts both the Undertaker and Sid Vicious have held. One is the WWF Championship. What is the other?

The USWA title

A FFLM is you!

[i.imgur.com image 640x309]


WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(reads acronym on the belt)
Wait... whut?
 
2012-11-12 10:02:49 PM  
WWE Creative Humor @WWECreative_ish
In this match, Ryback is the seasoned veteran. Wrap your head around that. #RAWTonight
 
2012-11-12 10:02:51 PM  
Foley is the master of the cheap pop
 
2012-11-12 10:02:54 PM  
So have Punk run in and attack Maddox to get Ryback DQ'd. Duh.
 
2012-11-12 10:03:05 PM  
Wow... Exploiting Jerry Lawler's heart attack... WWE has reached a new low
 
2012-11-12 10:03:17 PM  
Nice to see Lawler again. Can't believe the video package they did prior though...almost made it look like a work to me.
 
2012-11-12 10:03:24 PM  
207 lbs? Bull. Farking. Shiat!
 
2012-11-12 10:03:28 PM  
Scott Stiener!

Oh wait it's a WAMBULANCE
 
2012-11-12 10:03:32 PM  
King :uh oh! My ride's here!
 
2012-11-12 10:03:35 PM  
Please tell me ADR is driving the Ambulance!!!
 
2012-11-12 10:03:46 PM  
Brad Maddox should come out to an ambulance EVERY WEEK
 
2012-11-12 10:03:54 PM  
"Uh oh, my ride's here."

Good on ya, Jerry!
 
2012-11-12 10:04:03 PM  
Mr. King, your ride is here.
 
2012-11-12 10:04:10 PM  

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!

 
2012-11-12 10:04:18 PM  

MagSeven: King :uh oh! My ride's here!


Ha. Haha!
 
2012-11-12 10:04:23 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Mr. King, your ride is here.


You are on fire tonight.
 
2012-11-12 10:04:32 PM  
so is this going to be his entrance music if he wins an ambulance siren?
 
2012-11-12 10:04:35 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: 207 lbs? Bull. Farking. Shiat!


Including 29 pounds of hair gel?
 
2012-11-12 10:04:44 PM  
They should have Maddox go over Ryback clean. A star is born.
 
2012-11-12 10:04:53 PM  
Welp, that'll learn to to not listen to Jerry.

/feeling bad that I stole a Lawler joke
 
2012-11-12 10:05:03 PM  

verbaltoxin: KellyKellyKelly: Mr. King, your ride is here.

You are on fire tonight.


Well you and the five other farkers who told the same joke. Funny buttons for all! YOU GET A FUNNY, AND YOU GET A FUNNY, AND YOU GET A...
 
2012-11-12 10:05:09 PM  
lookingupwhileslimmingdown.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-12 10:05:14 PM  
Brad "No Regrets" Maddox! Let's go baby!!!
 
2012-11-12 10:05:14 PM  
I say it every week, how the hell is Skip Shelfield doing better than Wade Barrett?
 
2012-11-12 10:05:18 PM  
ugg
 
2012-11-12 10:05:28 PM  
That dudes beard behind the right shoulder of Lawler is laughable.

Who leaves their house thinking that's socially acceptable?
 
2012-11-12 10:05:29 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Welp, that'll learn to me to not listen to Jerry.

/feeling bad that I stole a Lawler joke


Farkitall.
 
2012-11-12 10:05:52 PM  

TheManofPA: I say it every week, how the hell is Skip Shelfield doing better than Wade Barrett?


Answering my own question: Ryback has Alex Riley level music while Wade can't get a theme to save his life
 
2012-11-12 10:06:29 PM  
Really? We're doing all this shiat on King's first night back?

Klassy, Vince... Klassy with a capital K.
 
2012-11-12 10:06:31 PM  
I... I think I might know the EMT chick. She looks very familiar.
 
2012-11-12 10:06:35 PM  
Jerry knows what a ride on a stretcher feels like
 
2012-11-12 10:06:46 PM  
what the fark this is ridiculous.
 
2012-11-12 10:07:01 PM  

TheManofPA: TheManofPA: I say it every week, how the hell is Skip Shelfield doing better than Wade Barrett?

Answering my own question: Ryback has Alex Riley level music while Wade can't get a theme to save his life


I read the Manic Street Preachers are actually working on something for Wade right now. That should be.....interesting.
 
2012-11-12 10:07:16 PM